When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Facing the dog food stuffed into mouths by Uchiha Haru and Nakahara Chuya, the leader Zai decisively kicked over the food bowl and fought back on the spot.

"Oh, this tone..." Raising his eyelids, the leader made a gesture of carefully measuring Uchiha Haru's height, and even made a gesture with his hand, shaking his head and said, "You actually think of a slug as your father, you have fallen!"

Uchihaji blinked, ignored the sourness in the other party's words as if nothing had happened, tugged Nakahara Chuya's sleeve, and motioned him not to talk to the leader Zai.

Facing the leader Zai with arms folded, he raised his chin, looked around, and gave him a mocking look.

Even if Uchihaji didn't say anything, the leader Jae managed to get what he meant.

This is to say that they made such a big commotion, but as a result, the Central Plains cadres who are the bodyguards have not arrived yet, and I, the leader, have failed too much!

The leader gritted his teeth, feeling that he could not compare in this respect.

After all, the differences in the world still exist, and the relationship between Uchihaji and Nakahara Chuya is not comparable to myself.

He tilted his head, and said as a matter of course: "The little dwarf is on a business trip, he is very busy, and he has to help me share a lot of work every day~"

Yes, although I can't compare in terms of intimacy, I can still compare in terms of status!

In any case, I am the leader of the Central Plains cadres. In other words, the Uchihaji in front of me does not have his status.

Although he was so tired that he wanted to die every day, the identity of the leader of the port mafia did bring him a lot of benefits. Have more initiative and possibilities.

Uchihaji heard the meaning of the leader Zai's words, and his fingers trembled.

What the other party said is correct, and the relationship between him and Zhongye is equal now. In other words, the other party can confidently ask the Central Plains cadres to do various things, but he cannot.

Tilting his head, Uchihaji remembered the things he had agreed with Edogawa Ranpo, and the things that were exposed by Nakahara Chuya, and he didn't panic at all.

Even if it is not now, it will be in the future!

I have prepared the psychic contract a long time ago, and I will wait for Chuya to sign it for me one day when he is not clear-headed, so that he will be completely my dog~

Thinking of this, Uchihaji's mood suddenly improved again.

The leader looked puzzled over there. He didn't know what Uchihaji was preparing, so he couldn't understand why the other party didn't feel suppressed at all in this respect.

Obviously, no matter who I am, I really want the little dwarf to be my dog!

Thinking of this, he sat back in his seat, exhaled lightly, and calmed down.

Nothing, even if I can't compare, I still have something that is always better than all Dazai - Oda Saku!

Even if the relationship between Odasaku and himself has only been repaired to half of the position, even if the kid in front of him likes Odasaku more than himself, even if Uchihaji takes up too much of Odasaku's time, but the leader Jae Still always win at the starting line.

Uchihaji will not stay in this world forever, the other party will inevitably leave here.

Odasaku's "human-shaped catnip" will always be the leader's meal, no matter how he runs, he can't escape the sphere of influence controlled by the leader!

Is there a living Oda Saku in any of Dazai's worlds?Or is it the kind of Oda Saku who lives happily, writes seriously, and has no worries?

— Just ask who can do it? !

The leader Zai can even spread his hands to the sides on the spot, stagger his chest, and shout loudly, announcing his "victory" loudly to the Dazai Osamu of all the worlds.

Thinking of this, the leader Zai's eyes were instantly stained with a smile, and he said earnestly, "It's nothing for a child to be naughty, isn't it our duty as adults to tolerate you?"

Uchiha Haru was taken aback for a moment, and then he realized the opponent's brain circuit.

asshole!This guy is mocking Odasaku for treating me like a child, not a true friend at all!

From this point of view, thinking that all his affairs in the future will fall on the leader Zai in front of him, Uchihaji looks at the other party more and more uncomfortable, his fists are ready to move, and he wants to take advantage of the opportunity to punch a few more times.

If you beat someone now, shouldn't it be a problem?

Uchihaji let go of his perception, and the power swept across the room, spreading outward all the way.

Nakahara was also vaguely aware of what he was doing, but he didn't stop him. Instead, he stretched out his hand, held Uchihaji's hand, and transmitted the power through the contract, which strengthened Uchihaji's perception until the entire building was wrapped. in it.

Not surprised by this, Uchihaji was a little surprised when he found out that the Central Plains cadres were really not in the ** building.

There should not be many missions that allow the Central Plains cadres to travel... If so, the other party should go to investigate the integration of the world.

After all, there are some relatively powerful guys who can still see through the truth of the world, just like Edogawa Ranpo and the leader Jae holding a book.

Uchihaji laughed, looked at the thin body of the leader Zai, and shook his head regretfully thinking of his current combat effectiveness.

No, this person's body is too weak, if he punches down, the opponent will probably be broken into slag.

What?release water?

No, no, Uchiha's creed is to show all strength in battle!How can I put water on another self?Not to mention the release of water like a sea!

Tajima: No, I didn't teach you this creed...

Uchiha Governance put something that didn't exist on Uchiha's head as a matter of course, and decisively chose the second option.

Turning his head, he took a closer look at Nakahara Chuya, and made sure that the other party didn't have any major problems except his bad mind.

As he once said to the ninja patriarchs before, the blood of the ninja itself carries the fighting gene, and even the brain-power himself, after becoming Uchiha, will inevitably be influenced by this part.

Even Uchiha Haru would occasionally itch and want to fight the strong, otherwise he wouldn't train with Erwei and Xingsuke, let alone run out to fight Yeyue!

Looking at Nakahara Chuya, who is full of strength in front of him, Uchihaji thought of the other party's evaluation of his taijutsu garbage (fog), and had a thought of wanting to fight for his breath.

"Hey, Chuya," he called out with a nice smile, "let's play a game."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Subconsciously focused on Uchihaji, Nakahara was also somewhat surprised to find that the other party seemed to be serious, at least none of the expressions between his eyebrows showed this.

"seriously?"

"seriously."

During the one-on-one answer, Nakahara also understood what Uchihaji meant.

He had been paying attention to the "confrontation" between Uchiha Haru and the leader Zai just now, so he naturally knew that his own Zai was a little uncomfortable being provoked by the leader Zai.

In this case, Uchihaji should generally choose to use wisdom to pit the opponent. This method of directly choosing to fight or tear down the house is rare.

What should I say?Because you have the strength, experience and even personally experienced the wonderful feeling brought by combat power, have some thinking become more direct with you?

Uchihaji: How can it be called following you?Slugs are brainless, but I will never learn!I'm obviously following Brother Tajima, okay? !

Zhong Yuanzhong also self-servingly put the reason on himself, and the corners of his mouth raised an arc full of pride, making a gesture of confrontation, "Come on, let me see what you have learned in the past ten years."

This should be considered a guide battle, right?

Although I have been watching silently in my sleep, I haven't personally experienced Uchihaji's combat power. Seeing it is worse than trying it. Naturally, I still have to compete to understand the change.

Uchihaji understood what Nakahara Chuya meant, and felt a little unhappy.

I don't know if it's because the other party underestimates me, or because I really can't do it, but all in all, I'm a little unhappy.

This kind of unhappiness will not affect his reason, but it is enough to make him shut up and choose to do it directly.

If you are a ninja, you shouldn't beep beep. It is the last word to go to war directly.

Fingers moved slightly, Uchihaji maintained the body of a ten-year-old child, which was the state he was most familiar with.

If you become a 19-year-old youth, you have to adapt to your own long hair and body shape changes, and the operation of ninjutsu is also different. It is unacceptable to have such details in the battle with Nakahara Chuya. Absolutely You will be caught with a little problem and you will be finished directly.

Pulling out his Taidao from his waist, Uchihaji is not very good at using Taijutsu. On the contrary, swordsmanship and senjutsu are his strengths.

The best way is to draw the opponent to the field that you are good at to fight.

However, Nakahara was not the kind of person who would follow Uchihaji's will. When he saw the opponent draw his sword, he just lowered his face and clenched his fists. He didn't think there was any problem with his fist against the sword.

"Hey, hey, hey...don't fight in my office!" The leader Jae protested, but it was of no use.

In the shadow of the sword, Uchihaji took the lead in launching his own sword technique, the flame formed by the condensed power will condense on the sword, the blade will elongate, and the long sword swung at an extremely fast speed will turn into three afterimages, followed by There was also the sound of the wind breaking through the space with swords and swords, surrounding Zhongya Zhongya who rushed forward with clenched fists.

——Yan Fan!

Zhongyuan Zhong also squinted his eyes slightly, and under the blessing of gravity, when his toes touched the ground, he jumped up, lowered his waist and kicked three times in a row, breaking them up before the three swords were fully implemented, and the last kick landed on the blade .

When the two forces collided, a large piece of the ground collapsed instantly.

At this time, the blade was splashed with lightning, Uchihaji's Thunder Dun had already been attached, the black curly hair had some traces of blasting, and the whole body was covered with lightning, it was the Thunder Dun learned from Yeyue.

——Thunder Tunnel·The Armor of Thunder Tunnel!

——Lei Dun · Thunder Dun Protector!

He concentrated on holding on, and took a dozen steps back before he stabilized.

After Zhongya Zhongya backflipped and landed, he swooped out after a starting pose. Under the blessing of gravity, his speed was faster, without leaving any trace of his hand, and he punched with a hundred times the gravity.

When retreating, the three-god jade in Uchihaji's eyes circled and turned into a kaleidoscope with a crane pattern, and he ignored the surprised expression of the leader next to him when he saw the crane pattern. Nakahara Chuya, the kaleidoscope writing wheel eye pupil technique in his left eye was activated rapidly.

--Human disqualification!

Nakahara Chuya paused, and the speed brought by ten times the gravity disappeared instantly, but with his own physical fitness, he could completely withstand it. Although his speed had slowed down, he was not really weak enough to be easily knocked down level.

Provoking the corner of his mouth, Uchihaji made a seal, and the kaleidoscope ninjutsu of the right eye came down completely.

The red flame soared into the sky, turned into scattered light spots and floated on the side of Zhongyuan Zhongye, the fire lotus blossomed, completely enveloping him in it, the hot flame burned Zhongyuan Zhongye, and burst out from the flower core. The flames that came out directly broke through the ceiling, rushed upward layer by layer, and finally condensed into lotus patterns in the sky above the ** building.

——Fire Escape·Fire Lotus!

The change of fighting moves only took a moment, and the leader Zai didn't even have time to make a sound of stopping, the fire lotus in the air crashed down a huge wave of flames, directly enveloping the entire building in it.

Only a loud noise was heard, and the ** building collapsed!