When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

After successfully piercing countless holes in the fragile little heart of the leader, Uchihaji maintained the appearance of a child contentedly, and ran to Chuya in the Central Plains.

Chuya Nakahara was still holding his kimono bag in his hand, and Uchihaji grabbed his hand and said loudly, "Slug, my clothes! I need new ones!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Huh?"

"New kimono!" Uchiha governance asked confidently. He took a piece of paper, carefully drew the family crest of the Izumi family, and placed it in front of Chuya Nakahara. "This is my home. emblem."

He reported a series of values, which were the measurements of the 14-year-old girl he turned into, "Pick me a good color!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked confused, "Wait, go buy it yourself! Don't instruct me!"

The leader, Zai, was sitting on the sofa, watching Uchihaji circling Nakahara Chuya with interest, and suddenly asked, "You and the slug over there..."

Uchihaji heard what the leader Jae meant, patted his chest, and said bluntly, "The little dwarf is sleeping in my soul now!"

Regarding this, he has no hidden thoughts, "He is my patron saint now."

Uchihaji still recognizes the identity of the "Guardian God" on the head of Chuya Nakahara, at least on the bright side. As for secretly, Chuya Nakahara is of course his own dog~

Thinking of this, he jumped up and tried to grab Nakahara Chuya's hat. When the opponent avoided him, he flexibly twisted his body accordingly, and after a few moves, he actually took the hat over.

Pulling the label inside the hat, Uchihaji shrugged, threw the hat back, and muttered: "It's so easy to snatch it, it won't be any fun at once!"

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Putting the hat back on, Zhong Yuanzhong almost jumped on the spot, "Since this is the case, don't come and grab it!"

"Slightly slightly~" Uchihaji grimaced at Nakahara Nakaya, ran away bouncing, pushed his hand, opened the office door, and said before leaving, "Remember to buy me new clothes !"

When Uchihaji left, Nakahara Chuya handed the paper with the Izumi family crest to the leader Zai, and said softly, "The breath is correct."

This is a temptation that everyone knows. Nakahara Nakaya found that Uchihaji's breath has his own flavor, and finally Uchihaji took the initiative to give them a chance to test.

"Tsk... making such a contract with a slimy slug is terrifying to think about!" The leader Zai quickly judged the specific situation and gave him a blank look with disgust.

Taking the piece of paper, he stared at the patterns on it, and brushed his fingers over the patterns composed of flowing water and mountains, and he could faintly see the dark patterns of flames. He had never seen this kind of family emblem combining the three.

Except for those gifted family crests, the family crest is often a place where a family lives or a symbolic display. Just looking at this family crest, Uchihaji’s family should be the kind that exists between rivers and mountains. place, perhaps worshiping the flame?

The leader Zai actually guessed pretty well. In front of Luoshui City is the Luoshui River, and behind it is the rolling mountains. The flames refer to Erwei, who is revered as the patron saint of Luoshui City.

It's just that in this world, there is no such family, so the leader Zai can't find out where the source is.

"But this combat power..."

The leader saw clearly that although Chuya Nakahara just released the water because Uchihaji was still a child, the reaction speed and physical skills displayed by Uchihaji were indeed at an unexpected level.

Who would have thought?The self in another world has turned into a guy with both civil and military skills!

What's the matter with that guy?Is this "Dazai" who wants to envy the whole world?

In addition to everyone's wisdom, it doesn't matter if you have power and power, but you have a warm family and a strong fighting force. Now you even snatch my Oda work!

Clenching his fist and hammering hard to the side, the leader Zai couldn't control himself for a while.

How could he fail to see how friendly Oda Saku, whom he had been afraid to touch, was towards the "Dazai" of this different world.

If he doesn't work harder, Odasaku will be taken away completely!

Thinking of this, the leader bit his lower lip, and began to think about whether to deal with Oda.

However, he really didn't dare to get close to him. With his current status, he would probably only fight against Oda...

Touching the paper in his hand, most of the indignation of the leader Zai suddenly disappeared. The touch from his fingers gave him an unexpected guess, and after touching it carefully, he took a long breath, took out his phone awkwardly, and Following the prompt on the paper, he joined a certain chat room.

In the chat room, two members are communicating:

Super-spicy curry: Mr. Ranpo said that he wanted to play a guessing game tomorrow.

Magical Girl Tan Qian: Then let's stop by to buy materials, I want to eat crab-flavored ice cream!

Super-spicy curry: It seems that no one sells this.

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Magical Girl Tan Qian: Then let's eat crab pot!I found a very delicious crab pot today, the two of us went!

Super-spicy curry: good.

Staring at the conversation between the two, the leader Zai suddenly increased his strength in holding the phone, almost performing what is called "exploding the phone with bare hands" on the spot.

That I even made an appointment with Oda Saku tomorrow!Also go to eat crab pot...you are dreaming!

After driving Chuya Nakahara to buy clothes and work, he decisively chose to call his subordinates and ask them to lead Uchiha Haru to Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka.

Since I like chatting so much, let's talk to my apprentices, don't come and talk about my Oda work :)

Thinking of this, he trembled his hands, thinking about how to start the conversation with Odasaku better.

Wouldn't it be too simple to write "Hello"?But I don't have much contact with Oda Saku, if I get too close all of a sudden, it's not good...

After hesitating again and again, the leader Zai could only use Uchihaji as an excuse as the first sentence at the beginning.

Disqualification in the world: Mr. Oda, thank you for helping to take care of my stupid brother today. I am his elder brother.

Super-spicy curry: You are welcome.

The leader thought about it for a while, tried to maintain a certain sense of distance, and began to chat with Oda.

Uchihaji who was led to Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka: ...

That I am absolutely jealous overturned!Heh heh... I have made an appointment with Odasaku to eat crab stew!This time I won again! ! !

He looked at Atsushi Nakajima in front of him, his gaze paused for a moment on the collar on the other person's neck, and then fell on the black windbreaker on this person.

This windbreaker is definitely the one I gave to Akutagawa in the past, and now it is actually worn by Atsushi Nakajima...

Uchihaji stretched out his hand, and said obediently, "Hi, I'm Tan Qian."

"Hello." Atsushi Nakajima paused, nodded and said hello, "I am Atsushi Nakajima, and she is Jinghua."

Uchihaji stood beside Izumi Kyoka on his own, made a gesture of height, and found that Izumi Kyoka was actually a little taller than himself.

He silently set his eyes on the clogs that made Quan Jinghua taller, and said loudly, "I'm a few months older than you, so I'm an older brother!"

Kyoka is more than nine years old now, and her birthday is in November, while Uchiha Haru has just turned ten years old, and her birthday is in June. The age difference between the two is indeed a few months.

Kyoka nodded, without saying anything, with a hint of curiosity in her plain eyes, looking at Uchihaji in front of her.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Kyoka, then at the same small Uchiha Haru, and suddenly felt that the burden on him had become heavier, and he had to take responsibility and protect the leader's younger brother!

Clenching his fists, he took a deep breath, trying to suppress the joy in his tone, and asked, "Is there anywhere you want to go?"

Uchihaji keenly noticed the change in Atsushi Nakajima's tone, and realized that the other party was happy because "the leader is willing to entrust me with my brother's safety", and felt a little helpless for a while.

How do you raise your own children in this world?Why are the two cubs not as good as I was back then!

Thinking of the four cubs he raised after his reincarnation, Uchihaji happily made the judgment that "I really know how to raise cubs", and then said to himself, "Mr. Nakahara bought me new clothes, you can accompany me Want to see it?"

Blinking his eyes, Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly followed Uchihaji who had already started running towards Chuya Nakahara's room, "Mr. Nakahara's office cannot be entered casually..."

Before the words fell, Uchihaji quickly avoided the gatekeeper's interception, kicked the door with his little foot, and with a loud "bang", the office door fell down directly, leaving a sunken hole on it.

Nakahara Chuya raised his head from the pile of documents: ...

Uchihaji who kicked down the door directly: ...

Decisively choosing not to open his eyes, Uchihaji hummed a ditty as if nothing had happened, stepped on the fallen door and walked directly into the room, saying:

"Oh, the quality of this door is not good..."

Pressing his temple with a headache, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath and suppressed his anger, "What are you doing here?"

"My clothes!" Uchihaji ran to Nakahara Chuya's table, tiptoed, and shouted confidently, "Slug, take out my new clothes!"

"Tsk..." Nakahara smacked his lips, facing the soft and cute Uchiha Haru, he couldn't do anything for a while.

As a child, Uchihaji has been in a different world for a long time, and he has long learned the practice of "being proud of being favored".

Using his cute and beautiful face to lower the defenses and vigilance of others, so as to achieve his own goals, he has used this kind of operation countless times, and it always succeeds.

What is coquetry?

As long as I am not embarrassed, others are embarrassed!

Uchiha Haru hummed, and continued to pester Nakahara Chuya, and finally, the other party had no choice but to bring the pile of newly bought clothes to this office.

Nakajima Atsushi/Kyoka watching: ...This is probably the privilege of the leader's younger brother, right?Mr. Zhongyuan was not beaten up for pestering him like this.

Uchihaji directly used the men in black around Nakahara Chuya as his subordinates, instructing them to take the clothes to the empty room next door, and he also took Nakajima Atsushi and Kyoka over there.

Chuya Nakahara, who was thrown away after being used up: ...

Sure enough, no matter which Osamu Dazai he is, he is the type to be pissed off! ! !

Uchihaji turned out all the clothes in the bag, chose two good-looking kimonos, and asked Kyoka which one looked better.

Jinghua glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, thought about it, and chose the dark one.

Uchihaji snapped his fingers, "Then I will wear this tomorrow!"

Atsushi Nakajima:? ? ?

"This one seems to be women's clothing... and it's bigger." He said hesitantly.

Uchihaji smiled instantly. He pressed Kyoka and Atsushi Nakajima on the sofa, and said solemnly, "Shh...I'll tell you a secret, I am the legendary magical girl!"

Nakajima Atsushi/Kyoka: ? ? ?

"Don't believe me? Then I'll show you how to transform myself!" Uchihaji said, forming seals in his hands and mobilizing the power in his body. He remembered the magical girl transformation spell in the animation he saw a few days ago, and learned it. said:

"Beautiful girl of magic and dreams, transform!"

I saw black and red brilliance intertwined on his body, his figure twisted for a while, and then elongated, turning into a 14-year-old beautiful girl with twin ponytails.

He turned around in front of Nakajima Atsushi and Kyoka, the skirt with fire patterns raised a beautiful arc, and the twin ponytails fluttered.

Satisfied, Uchihaji watched the two children's jaws drop in shock, put one hand on his hips, and made a "yeah" on top of his head with the other hand, and said loudly:

"There are all kinds of things in the world, ups and downs, let's taste it together! Magical girl Tan Qian!"

Nakajima Atsushi/Kyoka:! ! !