When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

After receiving sufficient information from the priest, Uchihaji and Meilin were directly transported to Yokohama City in another world, and landed in a dark alleyway.

The moment he landed, Uchihaji's figure changed rapidly, from a ten-year-old boy to a 19-year-old youth.

With knee-length black curly hair loose, he was keenly aware of the abnormality before he had time to question his own hair.

His eyes swept over Meilin who was wearing conspicuous white clothes beside him, and he put his fingers on the hilt of the sword at his waist. Uchihaji became familiar with his physical condition in a few moments. Between the lights and swords, he could only see the shadows appearing on the reflective surface of the sword. Light purple kimonos and fallen figures.

Using the back of the sword to kill the gangsters who wanted to attack him, Uchiha put the sword back into its sheath and raised his chin slightly towards Merlin.

The meaning is very clear, he was in charge of the job of knocking down the gangsters just now, so Merlin has to be in charge of the work of "picking up corpses" and finding enough money for them to live on temporarily.

"Ah, you are really reliable~" Merlin said so, not concealing the fact that he didn't make a move just now because he wanted to see Uchihaji's strength.

He obediently bent down and took out several wallets from the group of unconscious gangsters, took all the money in his hands, and said, "It's your future 19-year-old."

Uchihaji understood in his heart that Merlin was explaining the reason for his body shape change.

Isn't it the 19-year-old of the leader of this world, but the 19-year-old of his own future?

Quickly judged that the reason for the hair being so long was the "Tsushima family", only the lawful Chinese would let himself have this kind of hair, Uchiha Haragi kept this in mind, and pressed no comment published.

After stepping past countless "corpses", he skillfully took Merlin to a supermarket to buy something, and asked, "Time?"

"A year ago." Throwing the potato chips into the cart, Merlin lowered his head and pretended to complain, "It's really early enough... Do you want us to have fun?"

"I came here for a vacation." Uchihaji saw all kinds of crab meat products on the counter, his eyes lit up, and he filled a cart.

"Hey, hey, is this too much? I don't want to eat crab meat every day!" Merlin widened his eyes, reached out and pressed Uchihaji's hand, preventing him from continuing to put things in the already full car , "Also, the money is not enough."

"Don't worry about this." Uchihaji didn't care about the money at all, he raised his chin, and his eyes fell on the messy snacks in Merlin's car. Obviously, the other party didn't talk about himself.

The two pushed the carts to the counter, and Uchihaji proficiently reported a series of card numbers, which were the shopping card numbers of Chuya Nakahara in this life.

His operation is so proficient that even in another world, he can confidently use Zhongya's money to spend.

In Uchihaji's heart, Chuya in another world is still Chuya, Chuya's money is his own money, and his own money is still his own money!

So, I don't have any problem spending slug money in another world!

Moreover, this pot will definitely fall on the leader Zai first!

At that time, maybe the leader Zai will be beaten up by the slug for "sneaking out to buy things by himself"~

It's a pity that there is no way to see this...

Without spending their own money (harvested) at all, Uchihaji and Meilin carried several bags full of things and walked straight towards a certain villa area in Yokohama. There is a house in Chuya Nakahara, which can be used for live temporarily.

"It's really heavy... find some bag carriers." Uchihaji tilted his head, he didn't really want to carry these food by himself, you must know that dozens of canned crab meat are very heavy, not to mention there are a lot of them Other crabmeat products.

They stopped at a place with few people coming and going. Seeing Uchihaji put down the bag, Merlin also put the bag on the ground, looking around, laughing, "You are really missed in this world~"

Uchihaji knew what he was talking about. Since they appeared in this world, they have been targeted by the group of people who wanted to assassinate the leader Zai. Who made him have the same face as the leader Zai?

Even if the hair is different, the clothing and temperament are different, but you must choose to kill yourself by adhering to the principle that you would rather kill by mistake than let it go~

He and Merlin lack bag carriers, can't they just use them?

Thinking this way, after Merlin hit the Sap one by one with the staff, Uchihaji went down with an illusion, and several "servants" followed behind him instantly.

As soon as the "servant" appeared, the two of them felt relaxed instantly, and their walking pace became brisk.

Uchihaji laughed when he thought of how Merlin, who was Caster, hit people with a stick just now, "Magicians are good at swordsmanship or something. This can be regarded as a very special surprise."

With his eyes, he can naturally see the fact that there is a sword in that strange staff, no matter how you look at it, that sword is used more~

Merlin blinked playfully, "Archers can fight melee now, and mages must of course keep up with the times~"

Is this the face of the great magician in King Arthur's time?

It is really thicker than the city wall!

Uchihaji picked up a wire on the ground, held it in his hand, and asked, "Is there anything you want to do?"

"Heroic spirits will respond to the call of the Holy Grail, so they must have some wish." Uchihaji knew very well that he was forced to be the master by the priest, but Merlin chose to answer the call by himself.

There must be a reason for this archmage who has not died to come out of that distant Utopia deliberately, and appear as a servant with his special master.

Merlin felt that this was something he couldn't say, so he said directly, "I saw the scabbard."

"I see."

Hearing this vague sentence, Uchihaji immediately understood what the other party was talking about.

Merlin saw King Arthur's scabbard being used as a holy relic in Utopia, speculated that King Arthur would come to this Holy Grail War, and knew that there was such a special case of himself that the Master just lacked a Caster, so he ran over as a follower of the crown up.

Talking to a smart person is easy, Merlin thought so, with a cheerful tone, "Although I said so, I don't want to meet her~"

Uchihaji glanced at Merlin, but didn't see through the half-truths in the other's words.

"What about you?" Merlin asked.

Uchiha Ji tilted his head slightly, "I want to see my friend."

This is talking about the Oda Tsukuru of this world. Since I can come to the world where Oda Tsukuru still exists, I naturally want to meet up. It would be even better if I could take the other party's works away.

What?The leader Zai hasn't met Oda Saku yet?

You are talking about the leader Zai, what does it have to do with me, Uchihaji?

He's a coward and I'm not!

Thinking of this, Uchihaji happily decided to deal with this living Odasaku.

Coming to the door of the villa, Merlin raised his hand and directly wrapped the villa without chanting spells to prevent exposure, while Uchihaji took out the wire and began to pry open the door.

Even after ten years, Uchihaji's lockpicking skills still haven't weakened in the slightest, but he opened the door of the villa in a few seconds and took possession of the villa directly.

No matter which world the slug is in, his things are mine, of course I can use them as I like~

Having got brand new calling cards from the Minions, Uchihaji erased their memories and dropped the group.

Nesting on the sofa, he took out the household registration book and ID card that the world had prepared for them, stared at the name of the head of the household on it, and complained dissatisfiedly:

"Why am I the younger brother? I am much more mature than him!"

Uchihaji threw the account book on the table, angrily picked up a can of crab meat, opened it and ate it.

Merlin leaned over to see that the name of the head of the household had the word "Osamu Dazai" written on it. Turning to the next page, you can find that the head of the household and Osamu Uchiha are brothers.

Laughing out loud on the spot, he took out his mobile phone and took several pictures of the household registration book before he was willing to show mercy and patted Uchiha Haru on the shoulder, "If you don't take advantage of it, you will be sorry for yourself."

"Wow... do you actually want to do something to my brother?" Uchihaji entered the role for a second and exclaimed.

Then he felt that this was a bit boring, he restrained his surprised expression, and said righteously, "You actually have an advantage in identity, I must take his Oda work as revenge!"

That's a rare sp-level Odasaku who can write books!

Even if it's only a year, you have to work hard to get him to produce works!

Otherwise, what would I do to help myself in this world?No matter what, you have to bring some "souvenirs" back!

Suddenly, a notification sound came from his ear, and Uchihaji immediately set his eyes on Merlin's beeping cell phone, curious, "Is someone looking for you?"

Their phone card is brand new, and normally no one can contact them, so Merlin must have done something to communicate with other worlds!

"He's my fan~" Merlin opened his homepage, typed out a string of vicious words and sent them to the netizens who left messages, humming a light tune, "Even if you come to another world, Magic☆Merry must still be active what~"

"Internet idol..." Uchiha Haru blinked, clapped his hands and smiled, "It must be good for old people to play disco!"

This is to record Merlin's performance to counter the fact that the other party just took the brother's account book.

Merlin stopped replying to the message, and immediately retorted, "Magic ☆ How could Meili dance the old man's disco! It's not wonderful at all!"

Uchihaji was already flipping through the contents of Meilin's account. Seeing that there were very few songs sung on it, he opened one at random and listened to the beginning. His eyes lit up, and he said, "We're out of money."

Merlin slowly made a question mark.

Where is there no money?Didn't you just harvest a wave of wallets?And you were spending someone else's card in the supermarket just now, and you didn't use any money at all!

Haruhi Uchiha didn't care about this fact, he directly saved the photo of Meilin's online account, quickly found the contact information of an idol agency on the Internet, and posted "Meili"'s resume.

Sincerely thank Meilin for his meticulous management of the "Magic☆Meili" Internet idol status - although he is very venomous, he is indeed a beautiful girl image, the account has a lot of fans, and he is fully qualified to sign a contract as an Internet idol!

After submitting his resume, Uchihaji bought another navy to read the news of "Internet Idol Magic☆Merry is going to debut in three dimensions". Then he put his phone into his sleeve, straightened his sleeve calmly, and said with a smile:

"You're welcome, I'll send you out tomorrow."

Merlin:? ? ?

Blinking his eyes, Merlin looked down, and saw that the news quickly rose to the trending list and became a member of the trending list, so he stood up on the spot in shock.

What?Who said I was going to debut!

Master, this bad boy, is definitely the one who made this messy hot search!Get rid of it, get rid of it now!

Merlin turned on the phone and began to look for channels to activate and withdraw trending searches. Before he could finish the matter, he heard Uchihaharu's cell phone vibrate.

"Ah...the firm has replied, you can go for an interview~" Uchihaji took out his vibrating phone, shook it in front of Merlin, and said earnestly, "You have to work hard to make money, you are a magician ☆Merry, you will never let me down, right?"

Merlin:! ! !

Snatching Uchihaji's cell phone, Merlin was dumbfounded when he saw the resume that had been submitted on it.

Since you don't intend to be a human being anymore, then everyone should stop being a human being!Let's make it together!

"Didn't you say that you are short of money? Being an idol can make a lot of money!"

As a thick-skinned succubus, Merlin quickly accepted that he would wear women's clothing to interview his idol tomorrow, and decisively chose Rau Zhibo to go into the water.

Using the identity information just taken to make a resume, he deliberately wrote the gender of "female" on the resume, and also voted for that firm, and then showed a "kind" smile to Uchihaji:

"If you have the ability, let's debut together in women's clothing!"