When Dazai dressed as Uchiha

Unaware that he had become the new "hope" in his nephew's heart, Uchiha Haru jumped to the location of the clan meeting.

When he just went to find his brother, he heard from the clansmen that his brother had come to hold a clan meeting. Uchihaji knew without thinking that there must be something wrong with those two stones.

Now Uchiha is resting, except for the small fights in the south that are said to be battles that are actually drills, there is no major event at all.

After hesitating outside the door, Uchihaji chose not to enter, but squatted outside the door and waited.

The waiting time was really boring, so boring that he had already pulled out several scripts from the storage scroll in his sleeve, and read them with great interest.

Before the Noh troupe said that it wanted to put the love story of Izumi Qingyun and Princess Mochizuki on stage, the script was sent to him, but he hadn't read it yet.

Thinking of Izumi Qingyun's rare black face after hearing the news, Uchiha Haru couldn't help but want to laugh again.

It's really interesting. I didn't expect that a mere Noh performance could drive the gentle and elegant guy Izumi Qingyun to the point of black face. It's a pity that I can't use this aspect to stimulate the other party. After all, I will let the other party represent myself in the future. class~

Knowing what can be used as a joke and what can't be used as a joke, Uchiha Haru is still very measured, even in the face of Nakahara, he can accurately step on the opponent's bottom line and dance wildly.

That's right, it's a dancer~

Who told the little dwarf to look so funny?If you don't have a long memory, you should be bullied by me for the rest of your life!

Uchiha Governance thought about it confidently, clapped his hands on the storybook, and made a "pop", which attracted the attention of Tajima who had just left the room.

Following the sound, he successfully found the baby brother squatting at the corner, Tajima greeted the elders, walked over slowly, his eyes fell on the large stack of scriptures, and silently made a question mark.

Didn't it mean that the official duties of the city lord are very heavy?Why does my brother still have time to read so many idle books?

Unaware of the sour feeling in his brother's heart, Uchihaji stretched out his arms, cheekily asking his brother to hug him.

"You're almost nine years old."

Tajima had no choice but to bend down to pick up his delicate brother, patted the dust on his clothes, then bent down to pick up those idle books, and stuffed them into his arms.

"My squatting legs are numb." Uchiha governance said as a matter of course, stuffed the scriptures back into the scroll, folded his hands, buried his face on Tajima's shoulders, and could still smell a bloody smell vaguely , which made him frown.

Quickly judged this matter as the result of the training challenge after the ninja selection, Uchihaji still asked, "What did you do?"

"I fought with them," Tajima said naturally, not caring about the few wounds on his body. In his opinion, they were not even minor injuries, but just scratches. "The strong are respected, isn't it?"

"Oh, you surrounded them all by yourself, right?" Uchihaji suddenly realized.

Tajima choked, but felt that there was nothing wrong with saying this.

One-to-many, he fought against all the ninjas who passed the selection, and defeated them all. If he surrounded them all by himself and wiped them all out, there seems to be nothing wrong with that?

After a pause, he nodded and accepted his brother's description.

Uchihaji applauded silently, expressing his admiration for his brother's victory, and then changed his voice, "There is still a lot of work to do in the future, brother must work hard to become an excellent social animal!"

He patted Tajima's shoulder vigorously, and he blinked those beautiful big eyes, his eyes were extremely sincere, provided that he didn't look at his extremely curved mouth.

"...I think it's time for you to go to work." Tajima, who was forced to increase his workload, became a little annoyed and wanted to squeeze his younger brother into the vortex of work.

He has become a city lord, why is he still jumping like this after a few years?How had the job not crushed him?

Tian Dao suddenly had a good idea, "How about you become the patriarch, anyway, with your current level, the clan will not object."

The left and right are working for Uchihaji, and it makes no difference whether Uchihaji is the patriarch or the city lord.

Uchihaji immediately covered his mouth and shook his head frantically, "I've made an agreement with Madara, and I'll leave this matter to Quanna!"

"Quenna?" Tajima thought for a while, that child Quanna is indeed better at communication and housekeeping than Madara, but isn't that child too young?In any case, we have to wait until he is a teenager.

Uchihaji grabbed Tajima's hair fiercely, and after messing up the smooth fried hair, he grunted, "What's wrong? Is Quanna not good? I plan to pass the throne to him in the future! When the time comes, I'll be wandering around with slugs!"

"Slug?" Tajima asked.

"It's Chuya Nakahara," Uchihaji shrugged, and smiled with a hint of bad intentions, "He is short and has no brains. He only relies on fighting. What is it if it's not a slug?"

Tajima: ...

No, brother, is it really good for you to arrange your patron saint like this?Are you really afraid that one day the patron saint will not protect you if he gets angry? !

"Who cares about his guardianship!" Uchiha Haru snorted, "I'm not weak now, he's a guy with no identity, it still costs me to build a shrine!"

Not only that, I also gave him the power of faith to restore his state, and he survived because of me!

Uchihaji never felt that Nakahara Chuya would leave him, or in other words, he didn't worry that Nakahara Chuya's heart would go to other places.

No matter how far Zhongyuan Zhong went, sooner or later he would obediently return to his side.

Because, I am the "lock" of Zhongye in the Central Plains, his "life root", and the foundation for him to stand in the world.

Uchihaji didn't know that his relationship with Chuya Nakahara was in a state of subtle friendship above love, but what did it matter?Everyone has their own rhythm and pace, they just need to move forward like this.

Throwing Chuya Nakahara behind again, Uchihaji shook his head and said very confidently, "It's impossible for him to leave, never possible."

Tajima:? ? ?

I always feel that there is a little subtlety between my brother and the patron saint... Is it my illusion?But their relationship does seem like a good anomaly.

Inexplicably, Tajima thought of the sweetheart that Uchihaji once said, the orange-haired beauty. If you correspond, the patron saint is indeed a match. The only problem is that the gender is wrong.

Thinking of this, he suddenly put Uchihaji down, squatted down, looked directly into Uchihaji's eyes, put his hands on his shoulders, and said solemnly:

"Azhi, you will open a kaleidoscope in the future, right?"

Uchihaji:? ? ?

"Right?" Uchihaji tilted his head, thinking that this is also a problem. It is said that the death of a close relative is required to open the kaleidoscope?No one in the family should die, right?

Tajima took a deep breath, and made a serious calculation with him, "Uchiha is a family inherited by blood, and our family does not have the habit of intermarriage, so as to ensure the inheritance of Sharingan, a strong person like me They are all for future generations.”

"That's not necessarily true, look at Xingsuke, how happy he is to be outside~" Uchihaji retorted reflexively.

Tajima paused, and decisively chose to throw Xingsuke out of the topic, "He doesn't count, he is no longer a ninja, but a samurai."

"Oh, so what do you want to say?" Uchihaji responded casually.

"You told me before that the orange-haired beauty is your favorite person. The image of this person is based on your patron saint, right?"

Tajima tentatively asked, but Uchihaji admitted generously:

"That's right, it's his appearance in women's clothing one time, um...it just looks weird after wearing women's clothing. His eyes are so hot, I almost died laughing on the spot!"

In fact, Nakahara Chuya, who was 16 years old at the time, looked good in women's clothing. Only the unreliable Uchiha Haru would take crazy photos there and leave a black history record, and turned his head around in the black history periodicals. The report caused Zhongye to go berserk.

Tajima: ...

No, who told you about women's clothing!Also, how did you mobilize your patron saint to wear women's clothing?The Patronus didn't kill you, his temper is really good enough.

Uchihaji stuck out his tongue playfully, not taking this matter as a problem at all.

"Isn't it just a matter of inheritance? Ninjas can move mountains and build seas, so what's the difficulty in making a child!" He waved his hand, saying that as long as the level of research and development is improved, making children is not a problem at all.

As soon as the voice changed, Uchihaji said again, "Besides, it will be Quanna who will succeed me and you in the future! If you want to give birth, it will be Quanna! What does it matter to me?"

Tajima:? ? ?

No, did you entrust this thing to Quan Na so quickly?

That's a three-year-old baby, don't decide on his future so quickly!

Seeing Tajima's distorted face, Uchihaji patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Izuna is still very reliable, I don't know if his brothers and I will get married, but if he wants to get married, Definitely ahead of us!"

Tajima: ...

Coughing several times, Tajima carefully sized Uchihaji, and found that what he said was sincere, and he was speechless for a while, "You don't plan to get married and have children, and I support you, but you don't plan to think about your Other nephews of yours? Quanna is only three years old!"

Uchihaji responded immediately, "Don't think about it!"

Although Xuan and Ming are old, he is more worried about their strength, so let's talk about living long enough to get married first.

This guy Madara is the reincarnation of Indra, and he seems to be a career-oriented guy. Coupled with the troubles of constant cutting and messing with Asura, it is estimated that he will have to wait until he is at least 30 years old to get married, right?

No matter how you look at it, Quan Nai is the most reliable. It conforms to Uchiha's powerhouse norms, and he can definitely open the blood of Kaleidoscope. I believe he will be willing to contribute to the freedom and happiness of his brothers and uncles!

Thinking of this, Uchihaji showed a bright smile:

"I believe in Quan Nai's filial piety. He will definitely have a bunch of children to be filial to you. You can choose any one to inherit the family business!"