After black and red traffic fell in love with farming

One day in November, a miserable cry suddenly came out from a certain brightly lit plain building:

"Ahhhhhhh I can't write it!!!"

In countless rooms that were also lit with warm lights, several young boys who were sitting at their desks shaking their heads helplessly:

Crazy, another crazy one.

"Hey, have you read Zhanhang's paper?"

The boy at the next table looked painfully at the roommate who asked him: "Stop talking, I'm crying, they are all juniors, why can some people publish papers, and some people can't write a single experimental data."

The man with glasses near the door raised his head, looked at them and said earnestly:

"Experimental data is not written, it is made."

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

The boy who spoke first said: "Hey, forget it, it is said that it was published yesterday, let me check to see what he wrote."

He clicked on a commonly used paper website.

Well, "Several Important Data of New Types of Sweet Potatoes", a new variety, why is that guy so lucky?Where did the data come from?

He skillfully opened the thesis, read from the beginning to the bottom with a professional attitude...

Look--

"Hey, what's up, what did he write?"

The roommate on the side asked.

Then, no reply.

"Zhang San? Hey, what did Zhang San ask you?"

Still getting no response, he simply turned to look at his roommate:

"What the hell are you doing with that expression?!"

The expression on the boy's face was too strange, the pale light hit his face like a ghost.

This time, he finally heard the question from his roommate, turned his head quietly, and pointed a finger at the screen:

"Is this Shen Zhiyan the Shen Zhiyan I know?"

"What Shen Zhiyan, what does this have to do with Shen Zhiyan?" The roommate didn't know, so he just poked his head over to take a look.

"Fuck—"

The boy next to the door was "fucked" twice, and he couldn't help frowning and turning his head: "What are you doing?"

However, no one answered him. The two of them said "fuck" and "fuck" after they glanced at each other and said in unison:

"Fuck?"

The boy next to the door:? ? ?What kind of new code is this?

He couldn't help standing up and walking over: "What did you see?"

He leaned over, just in time to see that the thesis was pulled to the end, with a line written on it: Technical Director: Shen Zhiyan.

Boy: "..."

"Don't panic." He said calmly, "It's just the same name and surname, let me call Zhanhang."

He quickly dialed the number. On weekday nights, most people stayed in the dormitory to do their homework.

"Hey, Zhanhang, I saw your latest paper. I want to ask, who is the last technical director Shen Zhiyan?"

Zhan Hang didn't know what to say, the other two boys only saw that the man with glasses was still calm, and after ten seconds, he hung up the phone and looked down at the two dormmates in front of the table who were waiting to be fed.

"Well, yes, it's the Shen Zhiyan we know."

Two roommates: "?????"

"Hey, look, what did I bring back for you?" The fourth roommate came back with a supper after a cool night.

As soon as he entered the room, he saw his three roommates looking at each other, their silent faces full of vicissitudes of life, just like a silent world-famous painting.

he:"????"

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I don't know who made the first post, but it suddenly started to spread on the Internet that Shen Zhiyan had grown a new variety of sweet potato and even obtained a patent.

"Don't, don't play tricks like this, and no one will believe it."

"No, it's called stalking if you believe it, and it's called persuading yourself, then this thing is true."

"Boring, I might as well play a game if I have this time."

"A master, please lead me to the top!"

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On the Internet, the screenshot with "Technical Guidance: Shen Zhiyan" has been spread to many places, and everyone acted in unison to send out two huge exclamation points: Shen Zhiyan planted a new type of sweet potato/Shen Zhiyan guided the writing of the paper/Shen Zhiyan... ...! !

The following comments are also consistent: woo woo woo brother is promising, brother is so powerful, brother [heart] [heart]

Only a very small number of honest people are saying: Don't play around, this is the credit of Shen Zhiyan, because it's not good to be joked about his name.

In short, although this matter was uploaded on the Internet for a while, because it was just a meme of netizens, and no one deliberately guided it, the sound of this matter soon disappeared. Only the previous reposts and comments recorded this insignificant Internet anecdote down.

It was another ordinary day. That night, countless office workers dragged their tired bodies back home, countless parents took their children out for dinner, countless students were writing hard at their desks, and there were countless returning home The man turns on the TV.

The stations were changed one by one.

Urban dramas, urban dramas, silly X urban dramas, ugly martial arts dramas, idol dramas...

News, children's station, music station, Shen Zhiyan...

Well, it seems that it is not a music station or a movie channel just now.

In front of the TV, the man frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

He couldn't help but backed away.

It's Shen Zhiyan, that's right, but this... seems to be the agricultural channel, right?It's the channel that his dad watches occasionally, but he and his wife don't stay on the channel for a long time.

On TV:

Supporter in formal attire: "So Zhiyan, how did you come up with the theme of developing characteristic agriculture?"

A man who is used to seeing him in fashionable casual attire is rare to be dressed in a dignified manner at this time. He has a just right smile on his face, and he exudes confidence when he speaks. He said in an orderly manner:

"About this theme, I have to start from the filming of "My Most Beautiful Time" more than a year ago. It was the first time for me to get close to the countryside for a long time. This place in the northwest has more mountains and less water... .”

"Husband, what are you doing?"

His wife went downstairs and looked suspiciously at her own man standing motionless in front of the TV.

"No, wife..." He blinked his eyes strangely: "Is this Shen Zhiyan?"

His wife walked in: "It's Shen Zhiyan, he's being interviewed again, wait, what channel is this?"

Only at this moment did the two of them see clearly the small print on the TV "Building a New Countryside - Special Report on New Agriculture Construction"

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Do these words have anything to do with the man sitting inside?

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"Holy shit, shit, shit, whoever is turning on the TV now, and the speed is switched to CCTV17 channel, there is a mysterious surprise waiting for you."

"What the hell?"

"It's not another disgusting thing, is it?"

"CCTV17 is a rural agricultural channel, what kind of disgusting stuff can there be?"

"How can CCTV broadcast disgusting things to you, all the non-disgusting ones should be coded?"

"...I opened it up, I looked at it, and I was shocked."

"I also opened the upstairs, and now my whole body is shaking in my soul."

"...people these days, they are so relentless in defrauding netizens."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Shocked my whole family!"

"Did I just hear the words sweet potato and patent?"

"It's a new type of sweet potato!"

"...Did I have to buy two catties of sweet potatoes in the end because I was dragged by the vegetable seller at the market last week and told me that the new variety was particularly delicious? It's so delicious."

"...what the hell are you talking about?"

Soon, some people were half-coaxed and half-coaxed by various netizens to turn on the TV and tuned to CCTV17 channel.

"Fuck!"

At this moment, netizens became restless again.

Manually open the gate: My grandfather is watching the rural channel. This is the screen I recorded. Click to open and there will be a surprise.

Speed ​​into the group: I have heard that capital stuffs people into big-production movies in order to gild people, but I have never heard of stuffing people into agricultural channels.

Love House Snacks: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hIt's true, I recorded the screen!

[Video (viewed 7600 times)]

Gun Gun: No, no, no, no, Shen Zhiyan, do you have any surprises that I don't know about? 【video】

Yanyan's mother loves you: Holy crap, the first time I saw my Allah on TV, I was taken aback. Can this exist?

In a certain group: [Brother Yan yyds: Everyone, look at what this is! ! ! ! ! 】

[Yange yyds: Video]

[Little Xingxing: I saw it too! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Di Didi: Fuck, I remembered the [Technical Guidance: Shen Zhiyan.JPG] that was passed on in the evening before.]

[Baby Yanyan is three years old: No way, is this beaver? 】

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I don’t know if it’s reasonable or not. I only know that as a certain video continues to spread and watch, a story that would have been buried deep in the countless history of the Internet has been unearthed again. , the TV station, the sonorous words of the host, and the eloquent speech of a well-known singer who has no signs of plastic surgery, these words are connected with reality.

The man in the TV: "About the new type of sweet potato, after several seasons of experimental planting, we have obtained stable production data. This data..."

Outside the TV, some people were dumbfounded.

Some people's eyes filled with enthusiasm, and countless voices gathered together to piece together a few big words:

[The clown is actually myself. 】

A certain netizen: I, I, I... I found this patent, really, really, it was approved in October this year, it's all fucking true! ! ! ! 【Screenshot】【Screenshot】

From an unbelievable netizen:! ! !Receive a drama, go on tour, win movie awards, get a patent, Shen Zhiyan, what surprises do you have that our netizens can't know! !

A netizen who has been shocked for a whole year: Back then we laughed at him for not going to be a judge at a film festival, but now I think it wouldn’t be too strange if he did.

Isn’t this just me: My God, when my friend who majored in agriculture sent me this, I laughed at him, no wonder he had such a complicated expression at that time, the clown was actually me! ! !

A calm netizen: I just want to know, the music industry, the film industry, the agricultural industry (?), Shen Zhiyan, which industry do you want to develop in!

An ordinary fan: Don't abandon the music industry! ! ! !

An ordinary movie fan: Don't give up on movies...don't give up on making music! I still listen to music in my spare time! ! !

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New hot searches are rising.

Rocket speed up.

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After nine o'clock in the evening, only a few rooms in a high-rise building in the city center are still lit. With the windows closed, everything is quiet, and the world seems to be separated by a wall.

A young and handsome man was leaning over the desk, quickly marking the thick script with a pen, writing his thoughts on every page.

There is no noise, even the system is like a ray of summer wind, silent.Suddenly, the outside door was pushed open forcefully, and a figure rushed into the office quickly, opening his mouth and shouting:

"Shen Zhiyan—"

Shen Zhiyan raised his head.

Wu Mo slapped the table heavily with one palm, his face distorted:

"The sweet potatoes you gave me before, did you grow them yourself?"

What did Shen Zhiyan think it was, that's all?

He said angrily: "Yeah, didn't I tell you? I planted it myself."

Hearing this, Wu Mo's expression became even more strange: I thought the sowing you mentioned meant buying seeds and burying them in the soil——done.

Unexpectedly, a new variety has been completely developed and a patent has been applied for.

Who the hell wants this?

Wu Mo looked at the dates marked with several symbols on his desk, and said, "A few days ago, you said that you were going out to "outside work", just to do a program for CCTV?"

Shen Zhiyan took it for granted: "That's right."

He has all agreed with the company, is it necessary to be so shocked?

Wu Mo wanted to ask again, but Gao Tong walked in with high heels, and when he saw Wu Mo, he said calmly, "Mr. Wu has finished his work, so go home when you're done, it's not too early."

Wu Mo looked at her calm face suspiciously: "Manager Gao already knew?"

Gao Tong said flatly: "Yes."

"..." He walked out of Shen Zhiyan's office in a daze. Is it common for a star to develop new varieties these days?

Is he out of date?

Gao Tong looked at his sluggish back and shook his head, a crack appeared on his calm appearance.

In fact, she only found out about this matter two days before the program team found her. She didn't take it seriously when Shen Zhiyan told her about it, and she didn't even understand it.It wasn't until Qiang Tianhou that the young man in front of her approached her with a serious face, and proposed that she would go on "outside work" with the TV reporter for two days, and she would be on the show as a guest at that time, that she suddenly realized that this f*ck was actually true of!

Not an April Fool's joke!

Gao Tong supported his forehead, completely unwilling to recall his feelings at that time.

She looked at the person behind the table: "It's too late, let's read the script tomorrow."

"Oh, good." Shen Zhiyan nodded: "Then I'll go back."

"Go back." After she finished speaking, she also walked out heartbroken.

Tonight, it is destined to be another sleepless night. Some people screamed, and someone checked academic papers all night... and the biggest surprise caused by this incident is that the sales of new varieties of sweet potatoes in the market have soared, and the major live broadcast anchors Internet celebrity bloggers "opened the box" one after another, and sweet potatoes became an Internet celebrity product for a while.

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On the third day, the general manager summoned the following people and said with pride in his eyes:

"This week, the company will provide unlimited new sweet potato related delicacies for free. Please go to the cafeteria to have a meal. In the afternoon, honey sweet potatoes, sweet potato baked and other desserts will be provided for free. I hope everyone can be proud of the collective, be brave in innovation, and serve the company Fight for the honor!"

After he finished speaking, his face glowed with emotion.

Shen Zhiyan: "..."

This company is getting weirder and weirder.