After black and red traffic fell in love with farming

"..."

Jonjon looked around, looked at Shen Zhiyan's body shape, and thought about the probability of winning the PK between himself and him.

If you accidentally become disabled, can you use "justifiable self-defense" to plead?

Jonjon: "You..." How many times do you PK with real people offline?

Shen Zhiyan's cool and deep expression suddenly changed, and he said sincerely and earnestly: "Give me a chance to prove myself."

Jonjon: Ah, there's a stick over there!

In the corner, Jonjon's expression suddenly changed, he gritted his teeth and hit Shen Zhiyan's neck with an elbow, but when he moved, Shen Zhiyan also expected it, he blocked it with both hands, and the two quickly wrestled together.

These two people, one is 187 and the other is 185. They are about the same height and body shape, and it is very lively when you come and go.The two people also paid attention to the "friendship between the two countries" and did not put any force on each other's faces, which can be said to be very considerate.

Shen Zhiyan twisted Jonjon's two arms, and his biceps and triceps protruded and burst. After several times of scuffling, his face was flushed, and he yelled frantically in his heart:

"System, system, hurry up, fill me with a bottle of mid-level energy water and mid-level strong water!"

The entire cpu of the system is in a trance, ah, this...isn't this forcing a good man into prostitution and helping a bad man?

this, this it...

Seeing Shen Zhiyan yelling again, the system closed its eyes, and said in its heart that it doesn't matter, their human affairs have nothing to do with it.With a cruel heart, he quickly opened the mall and clicked on a bottle of mid-level energy water and a bottle of mid-level strong water, pouring it into Shen Zhiyan's heart.

When the clicking sound of point consumption sounded, Shen Zhiyan's tensed muscles instantly relaxed and stretched, his whole body was full of strength, and his blood bar was full of blood to revive.

He could feel Jonjon struggling effortlessly, like a seven year old.He buckled Jonjon's belted hands into his muscular arms with all his strength, pushed him against the wall and growled in a low voice:

"Just form a team with me, I will definitely satisfy you!"

Jonjon struggled frantically: "Get out!"

"Satisfying your fart, aren't there other Asians among the candidates? You Asians should form a team together!"

Shen Zhiyan said in a low voice: "Hey, don't say such racially discriminatory things, I know you are not."

Jonjon yelled frantically: "I'm fucking right, let me go!"

Of course, it is impossible for Shen Zhiyan to let go, there is only one voice in his heart, that is, he must never let Jonjon get along with other people alone, even if he is not alone!

He figured this out and said:

"Hey, let's go back to the room and have a good chat now. Do you want me to tie you up or go with me obediently?"

Shen Zhiyan said dotingly, his expression and tone were exactly the same as when the male lead watched the female lead in the romantic idol drama, except that occasionally he gritted his teeth when he was struggling.

"You don't want people to see me carrying you away, do you? It's still the kind of princess hugging."

"You fucking——" Jonjon was so angry that his brain was going to explode, and a series of fragrant words spit out from his mouth without repetition.

Shen Zhiyan listened without changing his face, grabbed his arm and said, "No matter what happens, let's go back to the room and talk about it?"

Even the system couldn't bear to look at this string of greasy, vulgar and blood-spitting words. Jonjon has already fainted twice, his chest fluctuated, and he took several deep breaths before he managed to stabilize his emotions:

"You let go of my hand, and I will go with you."

Shen Zhiyan said "I don't believe it", but he is a person with high EQ, so he said: "I want to take you along with me."

Jonjon: "*&)*^&%dfda!"

Just like that, Jonjon was forced to go back to the room with Shen Zhiyan.As soon as he arrived in the room, he was pressed down and sat on the sofa.

In the huge living room of the luxury suite, a handsome young man knelt on one knee on the floor of the room... on the carpet, staring intently at the man sitting on the sofa:

"You like the cooking of that girl in the kitchen......."

Shen Zhiyan changed the topic in time, mainly because the information searched by the system on the Internet showed that Jonjon is a gourmet who loves food. He often uploads food photos on his social network, and writes piles of essays to evaluate various Internet celebrity restaurants, or A little-known shop hidden at the end of the busy city.There are a large number of people on the Internet who pay attention to him because of his food reviews.

He also loves Chinese food in particular. Chinese food appears frequently on his social accounts, and he uses more enthusiastic words. Exaggerated words such as "great", "best", and "a god-level combination of seasonings" often appear .

In addition, he also gave the brooch that he could only get after winning the game to the girl in charge of Chinese food in the kitchen. It turned out that Shen Zhiyan thought he liked that girl, but now it seems that all this proves his love for Chinese food!

In a very short period of time, Shen Zhiyan had a plan in his mind, he raised his eyes and looked at the man in front of him calmly, the trick in his heart was like a monstrous giant net, enveloping the man tightly!

system:"......"

......

......

In the spacious and bright room, Shen Zhiyan was still on one knee, looking stubbornly at the person on the sofa like a knight:

"I said, I will satisfy you. From now on, you can order me as you want."

"My music has reached the highest level, and I can no longer give you the pleasure of fucking me and growing me. The only thing I can do to make you happy is to cook a satisfying meal for you."

He held Jonjon's hand on his lap, and said respectfully: "Start now, order me, what do you want, I will do my best to do it for you."

Jonjon was dragged and "dragged" all the way into the room by him, and his physical strength had not yet recovered, and he bound his hands tightly on his legs, unable to move, and this man was still saying inexplicable words. Jonjon only felt that he was kidnapped by a mental patient. He is very irritable now and can't listen to people at all!

No, but when dealing with neurosis, we should show the patience and care of a normal adult. Jonjon figured this out, and said softly:

"Can you let me go?"

Shen Zhiyan: "No."

Jonjon: "Okay, then you go to the kitchen and make a roast duck first."

When Shen Zhiyan heard the words and was about to get up, he raised his knee and put it down abruptly.

He looked up: "It's been too long for roast duck, we may not have that much time."

Too bad, this turned out to be a mental patient with a human mind. Jonjon consciously made a mistake, and changed his words:

"Then grill the chicken wings, the chicken wings will be grilled soon."

Shen Zhiyan thought for a while, maybe he was thinking about the time it would take to roast the chicken wings. After a while, he nodded and said, "Okay. You go with me."

Jonjon frowned: "Why should I go?"

Shen Zhiyan took it for granted: "I'm afraid you ran away when I couldn't see you."

Ah, quite reasonable and well-founded, it seems that he is a difficult patient.

Jonjon said calmly: "Okay, but you don't hold my hand anymore, we have reached a contract, and I won't run away early."

Yes, Jonjon, that's it, you have to be patient!Haven’t so many TV movies taught you that what we can do in the face of a “mental patient” is to patiently persuade and guide him, never irritate him, and then run away at the right time.

Jonjon you are doing great!

Jonjon was smiling, but he was thinking in his heart how to sneak away without a trace and tell the organizer that there is a psychopath here, ah, psychopathy is okay.

Sure enough, when Shen Zhiyan saw that he agreed, he giggled happily, showing two rows of white teeth, and his eyes were full of starlight.

Jonjon followed Shen Zhiyan to the kitchen. The kitchen was no longer serving food at this point, but was starting to finish work. Compared with the busy meal, there was still a bit of free time.

Shen Zhiyan went directly to the Chinese girl and asked her to borrow the kitchen.

The Chinese girl, namely Lu Fang, looked at the two in front of her in surprise.She has worked in the hotel for several years, and it's not like she hasn't seen someone who wants to borrow the kitchen, but she can't think of the combination of these two people. It is said that they have a bad relationship?

"Yes, yes." Lu Fang said, "I'll tell the supervisor, it shouldn't matter."

Shen Zhiyan said patiently: "I still need you to help me arrange the things in the kitchen. I'm not very familiar with the kitchen, so I don't know where the things are."

"no problem."

Lu Fang called the supervisor to ask, and soon got a positive reply. The supervisor also asked her to take good care of the two distinguished guests. On the surface, she said that she wanted to make the guests feel at home. In fact, she told her to watch people so that the kitchen would not be blown up. .

Lu Fang: "No problem, please come in, both of you."

Shen Zhiyan and Jonjon walked into the kitchen swaggeringly. The two of them looked around as soon as they entered the kitchen. Jonjon himself loves to eat, and occasionally visits some restaurant kitchens, so he has a good understanding of kitchen furnishings.But he looked at Shen Zhiyan, this guy kept shaking his head as soon as he came in, staring at the whole row of frying pans against the wall for a while, looking at a large box of vegetables piled up on the ground for a while, and seemed to be counting the cabinets for a while A wide variety of condiments, with a daze written all over his face, like a primary school student entering school for the first time.

He secretly smiled inwardly, pretending to urge, "Don't you want to make roasted wings? Hurry up."

"Ah, oh." Shen Zhiyan nodded, walked towards Lu Fang and said, "I want some chicken wings, four...six."

"Okay." Lu Fang moved quickly, and quickly brought him six chicken wings.

Shen Zhiyan was not ashamed to ask people on the spot, and directly asked Lu Fang to show him the steps of roasting the wings in the book, and he followed the steps and the recipe.

When he hears to marinate for at least an hour:

"...This, does it need to be marinated for such a long time?" He frowned.

Lu Fang said: "If you don't marinate for such a long time, I'm afraid the chicken wings will be hard to taste."

"But..." He looked at Jonjon behind him.

Jonjon also heard them talking, but he was very satisfied with Shen Zhiyan's embarrassing situation, and it was even more impossible to rescue him.He pretended to hear it and said:

"Why do you look at me? I don't know how to cook, I just want to eat delicious food."

Lu Fang probably understood what was going on, and she couldn't bear to see Shen Zhiyan in trouble, so she said, "Actually, we have marinated chicken wings in our kitchen, you marinate 6 chicken wings, and I'll give you the marinated chicken wings, this way It can save you a lot of time.”

How could the chicken wings marinated by Shen Zhiyan be the same as the chicken wings marinated by a veteran in the kitchen, but at this moment, one person didn't say anything, one person pretended not to understand, and the other person pretended not to understand, and let him get away with it.

After Shen Zhiyan got the marinated chicken wings, he happily brushed a thin layer of oil and a little honey on the surface of the chicken wings as Lu Fang said, and then put them in the oven.

There is a reassuring warm yellow glow from the oven, and as time goes by, a scent dissipates.Shen Zhiyan was full of excitement, and immediately opened the door after the oven dinged, and reached in——

"Be careful--"

Lu Fang's reminder came too slowly, Shen Zhiyan had already put on his gloves, but he was still shivering from the heat, he turned his head and smiled and said, "It's okay, it's not hot."

With that said, he took out the grill and flipped the wings with tongs.When turning it over, because his movements were too rough, oil was dripped on the back of his hand several times, which made him cry out in pain several times, and he was in a hurry and made mistakes constantly.

The curvature of the corner of Jonjon's mouth can hardly be suppressed while watching, and there is only one sentence in his mind, that is: the wicked will have their own evil rewards, it's not that they will not be rewarded, the time has not yet come hahahahahaha...

Ten minutes later, with the assistance of Lu Fang, Shen Zhiyan finally finished roasting the wings. When he took them out, the room was filled with the sweet and greasy aroma of the roasted wings. The index finger moved.

but--

"If you want to bake wings, anyone can do it, and you didn't pay anything."

Shen Zhiyan was originally full of ambition, but he was taken aback when he heard this, and quickly said: "But, you said it yourself..."

Jonjon: "Did I say that you can ask someone to help you? Can you just use someone else's marinated chicken wings?"

Shen Zhiyan was confused all of a sudden: "But you didn't..."

Jonjon looked at Shen Zhiyan's deflated look, and it was cool no matter how he looked at it. This person has always been eloquent and arrogant in front of the media. He has never shown such a helpless expression. The darkness in Jonjon's eyes couldn't be concealed at all, he saw Shen Zhiyan lowering his head as if he didn't know what to do, the evil thoughts in his heart deepened, he looked around, and said casually:

"I see that there is still a lot of tofu here, why don't you make me a plate of shallot tofu."

Shen Zhiyan raised his face abruptly, the light of hope reappeared in his eyes: "Is it okay?"

"Okay." Jonjon said casually, "If I am satisfied with what you can do, I will still consider forming a team with you."

Shen Zhiyan clenched his fists: "I will work hard."

Jonjon looked at his serious face and sneered.He didn't say what his satisfaction standard was, even if he was really satisfied, he was just "considering", and he didn't know what the result of the consideration would be.

Shen Zhiyan didn't know what was going on in his mind, this time he was more serious than roasting chicken wings, he lowered his head and listened carefully to Lu Fang's suggestions and a few tips.Pour the oil in the hot pan, wait for the oil to emit a little heat, add the minced ginger and garlic, and fry until fragrant.

During this period, Shen Zhiyan frowned because of the explosion of oil caused by the sudden discharge of ingredients. He held a spatula in his right hand and stir-fried ginger and garlic, and carefully put in the tofu when the aroma came out.

Because the tofu was fragile, Shen Zhiyan didn't dare to use force, so he could only put the tofu almost against the bottom of the pot, which directly caused his hands to be scalded by the splashed oil a few times.How delicate he was in his life, his hands were hurt by the strings playing the piano at most, how could he be hurt by such a vulgar thing.

He himself didn't care about it, but Lu Fang beside him was so anxious that he wanted to replace it with his own body - if she were to come, she would definitely not even hurt herself by putting a piece of tofu!

Finally, all the tofu was put into the pot, and the tofu that was put in at the beginning had been fried until golden and needed to be turned over.Shen Zhiyan patiently turned them over one by one, during which he said "eh", "ah", and "woo" several times, his palms shrank, and he quickly reached into the pot again with super-advanced perseverance.

I don't know what other people are like, but Jonjon has a great time watching it.

After putting the shallots, a plate of fried tofu with shallots is finally out of the pan.

Jonjon held out his chopsticks:

"Too light."

Shen Zhiyan was startled: "Is there?"

He took a sip, and it was indeed a bit bland.He explained: "I thought you wanted to eat fried tofu with shallots, but you would like it to be milder. Otherwise, I'll make another dish, this time with a stronger taste."

"No need." Jonjon stood up and said, "I don't think you can satisfy me. Let's not waste our time. I'm going to find someone to form a team."

Hearing what he said, Shen Zhiyan immediately grabbed his hand, Jonjon didn't want to fight him in public, so he said coldly, "Let go."

"Not loose."

"let go!"

"Not loose!"

"...I tell you to let go!"

Shen Zhiyan: "I can't let go!"

On the side, Lu Fang stared dumbfounded at the two big stars who had fallen into a kindergarten quarrel, completely unable to understand what was going on.

"..." Jonjon couldn't help but hold his forehead and said, "How long are you going to pester me? Didn't you say that I was satisfied? Now that you can't do it, you should give up!"

Shen Zhiyan said stubbornly: "That's because you gave me too little time, and I haven't exerted my true strength yet."

Jonjon said in his heart that your p strength is your strength, is your strength screaming pain while being splashed with oil?

"Time is short, time is short, how much time do you need to give up!"

Being asked such a question, Shen Zhiyan was stunned instead.

"Or, until noon tomorrow?"

"Who the hell gave you so much time, how can I have time to practice when I form a team at noon tomorrow? One night, I'll give you one night, if you can't do it again, get out!"

Shen Zhiyan savored that the next night will last for a long time, and quickly said: "Okay, just one night, one night later, I can prove it to you. You have to believe in my talent for learning, as long as you master the basics of cooking With knowledge, I can do it well.”

Jonjon said in his heart that I believe a fart, so you can just waste the night!

Jonjon really doesn't believe that this person can really learn something in just one night, seeing how he can't tell the difference between salt and monosodium glutamate just now, if he can cook good dishes in just one night, then The whole world is a chef.

"Okay, then I'll give you another night. I don't care how you study or practice this night. Anyway, if you can't cook something that satisfies me at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, you'll get out of here!"

This night, how many times he will be injured, how many times his hand will be scalded is none of his business!

Shen Zhiyan ignored the rudeness in his words, and said, "Then how can it be called 'to your satisfaction'? Is there a criterion for judging?"

Oh, this kid is getting smarter.

"Then let several chefs in the kitchen decide together. Just use 'braised pork ribs' and 'scallion roasted tofu' as the standard, as long as your cooking level is similar to that of the kitchen, you will be considered a pass."

"Okay, then I passed, and you will form a team with me."

Jonjon just wanted to say that he was just "considering" forming a team with him, but after thinking about it, this person is unlikely to pass anyway, and he will have a headache to death if he entangles with these words with him.

"Okay, as long as you can pass, I will team up with you!"

Shen Zhiyan finally let go of the hand holding his arm, stepped back half a step, and looked at him with sincerity, this thing was more real than when Jonjon told his girlfriend that he liked it, and Jonjon got goosebumps again .

"Don't worry." Shen Zhiyan said: "In order to form a team with you, I will definitely work hard!"

Jonjon: "...whatever you want!"

Jonjon felt that someone had dug a hole, and that the person jumped down voluntarily and had nothing to do with him, so he strode out of the kitchen.

When the people left, Lu Fang looked at Shen Zhiyan worriedly: "There is only one night left, why don't we work overtime today, and I will teach you every detail."

"No need." The expression on Shen Zhiyan's face suddenly changed, he watched Jonjon's leaving back getting farther and farther away, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he turned to Lu Fang and said:

"Please cook those two dishes for me, and I'll have a taste."

"......Oh."

The author has something to say: Oil: You have thick eyebrows and big eyes, you actually play me!