After black and red traffic fell in love with farming

The arrangement for the second day of the program group was to check in at the scenic spots. Of course, it was not that simple. Each of them was assigned a map with the check-in locations marked on it.

"Each scenic spot has a corresponding staff to respond. After obtaining the classic seal, you can visit the classics for free. In a day, the person who visited the most scenic spots will be rewarded at the end. As for the reward... huh."

Shen Zhiyan: "Huh?"

Because each person only has 100 yuan in hand, in order to save travel expenses, everyone decided to form a team for activities.Shen Zhiyan's teammate was Jia Xiaozhou, and their troubled day began the next day.

Because of financial constraints, they can only take the bus. The bus cannot take them directly to their destination. The most important thing is that this place is a scenic spot, and the ancient buildings are preserved as much as possible, so that the roads are twisted to the extreme and criss-crossed. , like weaving a web.The two of them were devastated, so let's ask for directions, people here are used to speaking in dialect, Shen Zhiyan listened in a daze, and successfully led the two into the ditch.

"Wait, it's not the left, it's the right."

Jia Xiaozhou: "Are you sure it's on the right?"

Shen Zhiyan nodded solemnly: "I confirm."

Jia Xiaozhou had a broken face: "We just passed by here, and you just said it was from the left!"

Blame him, blame him, all blame him, he should have asked himself, this bastard Shen Zhiyan said he was the one who led the way last time, this time he asked himself.

"..."

"Is it left or right?!"

"...left, let's go left."

Facts have proved that Shen Zhiyan is an idiot with a unique talent for direction. After he led them in the wrong direction again, Jia Xiaozhou finally couldn't take it anymore: "Wait, forget it, let's ask someone again, there should be someone up front."

"Wait a minute—" Shen Zhiyan frowned, and suddenly ran out in big strides, heading in the direction they came from.He ran for a long time, asked several people one after another, and pulled people to make gestures and handwriting. After a few minutes, he ran back and said, "I see, I'm going here."

Although it is winter now, the sun at noon is still very hot, Shen Zhiyan's neck is a little wet from running around, Jia Xiaozhou looked at the sweat on his forehead, finally shook his head helplessly, and said: "Then let's go. "

This time, he finally led the way, and Jia Xiaozhou asked when knocking on the stamp: "Which group are we here?"

The staff replied mercilessly: "The third group."

"..." You directly said that the last group won.

Because the current ranking is last, they decided to speed up the process and left without sightseeing. In the next two hours, they experienced running in the scorching sun, three steps of sightseeing, five steps of clocking in, teaching you to catch the next bus within ten seconds The car has been tested many times and finally won several red seals.

It was already noon, the two of them were hungry, Shen Zhiyan licked his upper lip and said:

"Zhu Yuexin said that she had already had lunch with Brother Jiang, and the free restaurant lunch provided by the program group was delicious." The way he looked at the phone screen fully reflected the four characters of "saliva".

Jia Xiaozhou looked at him: "Then we too?"

The eyes of the two people met.

"go!"

The restaurant was a bit far from their location, and under the ravages of hunger, the two decided to choose a more luxurious means of transportation: a taxi.

"Hey, you guys are who and who, I know you, I often watch your show!" After getting into the car, Jia Xiaozhou's face was so familiar to the majority of TV lovers that he was instantly recognized:

"And you, you are the one who sings...Shen Xiaoyan!"

Shen Zhiyan said speechlessly, "Shen Zhiyan."

"You can do whatever you want. Hey, you sing very well. Sing a few lines for me."

Shen Zhiyan was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, and said casually, "Then can you waive the fare?"

The driving car stopped suddenly, and Shen Zhiyan couldn't prevent him from swooping down on the back of the front seat. Before he could recover, he heard the driver turn his head and scolded fiercely: "You stars! Don’t you usually earn enough?! We ordinary people also want to earn money? It’s said that celebrities are actors. If you don’t have a heart, I think you are all actors, and you are all low-ranking!”

Shen Zhiyan's face suddenly became ugly, and even Jia Xiaozhou who was beside him was stunned.He had met someone with a bad temper before, but it was the first time he had met someone who changed his face so suddenly, and he was stunned for a moment.

The driver only panted heavily after swearing, and the air in the narrow taxi stagnated like stagnant water.

A cold voice interrupted abruptly: "Please apologize to us, I can apologize for what I said just now, and I can also pay you, but you also have to apologize for what you just said, and I will never sing to you listen."

"Why the hell should I apologize to you, isn't he just an actor..." He waved his palm roughly, his wrist was firmly held in mid-air, and he couldn't move.

The driver's face changed drastically: "You still dare to do it?!"

"I think both your dashcam and my video camera will be able to tell who made the first move."

Shen Zhiyan held down Jia Xiaozhou's hand that was about to drag him out, his pale pupils seemed to be poured with thick ink at the moment, his eyes were full of cold restraint, and he calmly uttered each word:

"You are the taxi driver, we are the passengers, and we have the right to use our original rights. Your license plate number and work number have been photographed when you got in the car. Now you apologize to us, and I don't have to call you to complain. I would also like to apologize for my initial remark."

"Otherwise I can only call the police."

"You fucking..." The driver turned around to grab the phone, but it was difficult for him to move because someone grabbed his wrist. Jia Xiao blocked him and shouted: "Don't be impulsive, both of you, let's get off, we won't Sit down!"

"Master, you don't want to be reported to the news media, right? As soon as we go to the police station, the whole Internet will know about it!"

It must be big news for a star to go to the police station, especially for Shen Zhiyan and Jia Xiaozhou, the driver's master is also in a hurry. Thinking of the terrible impact that his information may have after being exposed on the Internet, his heart is also rough. say:

"You celebrities can bully people, and I have to report you to the media for bullying people. Get out, I won't take your order!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't take the order. Now, apologize." With this cold sentence again, the driver was so angry that his neck thickened and he wanted to curse again, his eyes met Shen Zhiyan's coldly, he was frightened by the coldness in his eyes, and his old face swelled It turned red, and after a long while, he reluctantly said:

"Sorry, I was too aggressive just now."

"I don't accept it." Shen Zhiyan said coldly, and when Jia Xiaozhou was anxiously tearing his clothes, he said again: "But I also apologize for my first sentence, I shouldn't have said that, sorry." He let go of his hand, Get out of the car first.

The two got out of the car, and the exhaust of the car flicked, and it passed by rubbing against their bodies.Jia Xiaozhou was so angry that he fell back and cursed:

"What the hell, do you really think public figures are easy to bully?"

"Why are we so unlucky?"

Shen Zhiyan took a deep breath, and strode out, not even bothering to give anyone a look.The driver threw them on the main road, without going to the village or back to the store, and there was no bus, so the two could only keep walking, and it took a while before they became lively.

Shen Zhiyan looked around, then suddenly turned around and said, "Brother, I invite you to dinner."

Jia Xiaozhou looked at him in surprise and said, "Can you still eat this?"

"There's nothing you can't eat." Shen Zhiyan waved his hands, and strode towards a shop: "If you're hungry, you have to eat!"

The two of them huddled in a small shop, and for some reason there was no one there.Jia Xiaozhou felt sorry for the money, and when he looked at the menu, his expression seemed to cut flesh from him alive.After ordering, he looked at the young man who was calmly pouring tea into his mouth, and said casually:

"I didn't expect you to have a big heart."

"It's not big, it's very small." Shen Zhiyan gestured with his fingers to someone in the entertainment industry who was dedicated to business, and said, "It's just that big."

Jia Xiaozhou was amused by him.

"You looked handsome when you asked the driver to apologize just now. I'm really worried that you two will have a conflict."

"No, if I get into a hot search when I have a conflict with someone, no matter if it's me or him, my manager will definitely pick me up."

"Then you are still so tyrannical?"

"Then what should I do? Could it be that people bully me for nothing?"

Jia Xiaozhou thought to himself that in our line of work, it is rare for people to be bullied for nothing.But that's right, this master probably hasn't been bullied much.

Shen Zhiyan: "...What kind of eyes do you have? It's disgusting."

"No." Jia Xiaozhou chuckled, and gently poured water for him: "I was just thinking, as expected of you, the entertainment industry. Every penny counts. Shen."

Shen Zhiyan: "Thank you for the compliment."

Shen Zhiyan sat for a while, and suddenly thought of something, went out for a while, and came back with two bottles of water in his hands.

This water is one of the sponsors of their program this time, and it is quite expensive, a bottle can almost cover a bowl of plain noodles.Jia Xiaozhou took it in surprise and said, "Why do you buy such expensive water?" Doesn't mineral water smell good?

Shen Zhiyan lowered his head and concentrated on twisting the bottle cap: "I didn't buy it, it was a gift from the program group."

Jia Xiaozhou was even more surprised than before: "The program team is so kind?!"

"Well. I threatened them. If we don't send us for nothing, we will not drink this kind of drink for the whole show without showing the sign of this drink. We will drink the cheapest mineral water every day or simply pour plain water into the bottle. Ask them It depends on whether we make a fool of ourselves, or we want to please the benefactor.”

"Obviously—" he said, "they'd rather please the benefactor."

Wow, this is a great move.Jia Xiaozhou was extremely impressed: "Your trick is really despicable, how did you come up with such a sinister method?"

Shen Zhiyan: "A little more."

Jia Xiaozhou spoke eloquently: "You are insidious, cunning, cunning, ruthless, and will do anything to take advantage of others' danger!"

"Oh." Shen Zhiyan nodded lightly, unscrewed the bottle cap and poured two sips into his mouth, and said leisurely after drinking: "Brother Jiang sent me a message just now, and he also came up with this method. "

Jia Xiaozhou took a deep breath.

"Cut out that part just now, cut it out, don't broadcast it! Shen Zhiyan——you cheated me!"

Shen Zhiyan: "That's right, who told you that I count every penny, I have always followed people's rules."

The two chattered for a while, Shen Zhiyan looked around, and wondered: "It's strange, isn't this store a high-scoring store? Why is there no one at noon?" It's noon, and it should be the most crowded time, but they did not see a few people.

Out of curiosity, they went to ask the shop owner.

The boss probably has a lot of free time at this meeting. He was rolling noodles in the back kitchen, and when he heard the call, he poked his head out: "Oh, the helper in the store has returned to his hometown. It was not open today, but I came here when I was free."

"Well, let me tell you what's going on. Boss, your ramen tastes great. It ranks among the top three ramen I've ever eaten."

The boss laughed.

The two lowered their heads and continued eating. After a while, Shen Zhiyan raised his head:

"Brother, do you want to make money?"