After black and red traffic fell in love with farming

"Guests are invited to choose the main course tonight. The contents are different. I hope everyone can choose boldly and get satisfactory results!"

When these words fell, Shen Zhiyan's eyes lit up.He was fully sure of it when the box closed on all sides was brought into the room.

——Is there such a good thing? !

Around the dining table, a few people look at me and I look at you, and they don’t want to be the first to stand out. What if the one you choose is the most rubbish?But I chose it by myself, and I have to eat it even when I cry.In this quiet and silent battlefield full of gunpowder, a resolute voice sounded:

"I come!"

Several people looked over together, and saw that Shen Zhiyan was full of helplessness and hesitation written on his face. If he could hide the excitement in his eyes and the curvature of his mouth that couldn't be hidden, his acting skills could barely pass the test .

He trotted to the basket with the numbers on it, took a few steps forward and stepped back, hesitated for a while pretending to be tangled, and finally slapped one of the baskets, and said proudly:

"That's it!"

Several people exchanged glances and looked at him calmly.

After several people had selected the baskets, everyone opened them together. As expected, the dishes in the basket selected by Shen Zhiyan were the best. It was full of fat and thin pork ribs, and there were rich and fresh side dishes. The aroma when the oil is poured out of the pan is tangy.

"Oh, I'm lucky." He even pretended.

Jia Xiaozhou complained from the side: "If you want to act in a play, you should be careful. With your flamboyant acting skills, will there be a director looking for you?"

Shen Zhiyan responded calmly: "It would be nice to play a play for you. It could have been saved, but now I can only edit it to save my life."

Jia Xiaozhou was choked by him, and rolled his eyes speechlessly. Doesn't he know about his own program group? He will definitely broadcast the entire episode, and then edit it repeatedly to find a hot spot.

"But—" Liu Zhi said curiously: "How do you know? Is there really an inside story? Or is it an unspoken rule?"

Sister, don't just say things like "hidden rules" and "insider stories"!

Shen Zhiyan was not fooled at all, smiled calmly, and said, "What's the inside story, please watch the whole program to verify."

Jiang Zhenping suddenly said: "Then what if the program crew cuts out the inside story and only the part where you choose dishes is left?"

Jia Xiaozhou's pupils were shocked: Actor Jiang, why are you here to join in the fun?The character of your show is a warm and generous big brother.

Shen Zhiyan still smiled: "Then the team of lawyers I hired with a high salary will come into play. The defamation sued last time made a lot of money."

Jia Xiaozhou: "..."

In fact, when the first episode of the program was aired, Shen Zhiyan's confident and quick selection of dishes did arouse heated discussions among the audience, who questioned the program group's secret operation or the script in advance.They also didn't want to have a script in advance, so how could Shen Zhiyan reveal it so boldly.

Of course, the public has another set of criteria for judging Shen Zhiyan.What is impossible for normal people is absolutely possible for Shen Zhiyan.

There is no problem at all if there is a script that cannot be leaked out, but deliberately revealing the stupidity of the script!

"Uh, well, well, there is still a little time to leave the banquet, let's talk about tomorrow's arrangements."

Jia Xiaozhou used his expertise as a host to draw everyone's attention back: "Everyone knows that we are going to stay here for a week. So the program team has prepared a week's living expenses for each of us. In the future, everyone will have lunch included in the task. Breakfast, dinner, afternoon tea and supper must be taken care of by yourself, as for how to do it, it depends on how you arrange living expenses."

"So tomorrow is a whole day of free activities, everyone arranges by themselves, and the program team does not prepare meals, so please solve it yourself."

Zhu Yuexin raised her hand.

"Okay, Zhu Yuexin."

"How much is the living expenses?"

Jia Xiaozhou smiled slightly and said loudly:

"100 yuan!"

Shen Zhiyan spit out a mouthful of water: "100 yuan?!" What kind of devil's amount is this?

Liu Zhi was also shocked, but she still wanted to maintain her sexy and elegant beauty star persona, so she could only pretend not to care and said: "Actually, 100 yuan is not a lot. When I was in college, it was only 500 yuan a month." .”

Several people were silent for a while, and after a while, Jiang Zhenping said in a low voice, "When did you go to university decades ago?"

Liu Zhi: "..."

Because of the huge impact of "100 yuan", several people were very depressed throughout the night. Some people could be seen counting on their fingers, some people looked up at the ceiling to do mental calculations, and some people kept tapping on their mobile phones.

Jiang Zhenping looked at several people and asked a question from his soul:

"Do you all know the current vegetable and meat prices?"

"..."

Jiang Zhenping turned to Liu Zhi: "Don't you know?"

Liu Zhi: "..."

Yes, fortunately, you are the character of Jiao Didi's life, wealth and wealth. If it is a down-to-earth civilian Gu family design, it is probably over by now.

"I know—" In the silence, a voice suddenly sounded:

Shen Zhiyan raised his hands and said seriously: "Spinach seeds are 100g and 3 pieces."

count from seed? ? ?

The next morning, everyone cherished it because it might be the last breakfast that didn't cost them their own money.After breakfast, six people gathered in the living room on the first floor.He took the red bill from Jia Xiaozhou.

Shen Zhiyan looked at him sympathetically: "Is it painful to have a pile of huge sums of money but not be able to keep it for yourself?"

Jia Xiaozhou: Stop talking and crying!

After receiving the living allowance, Jiang Zhenping, the only one among the six who had common sense in life, was treated with great enthusiasm by his partners. However, it was still inconvenient for five people to move together. In the end, Jiang Zhenping and Zhou Hanyu were in a group, and two girls were in a group. Jia Xiaozhou and Shen Zhiyan acted alone.

Shen Zhiyan didn't seem to be in a hurry at all, he leisurely put on makeup, put on a scarf, and put on a mask before going out.After he walked out of the room, he didn't go out immediately, but turned around and found Aunt Zhang who was cleaning.

"Auntie." Facing Aunt Zhang, he abruptly changed his attitude, just like a tough guy who suddenly changed his course and pretended to be a butter boy.The camera couldn't help shaking.

Seeing that it was his face, Aunt Zhang immediately put on a smile that was much warmer than before, and called affectionately: "Xiao Shen, what's the matter?"

Shen Zhiyan lowered the camouflage scarf and walked over obediently.It is said that people who are good-looking have privileges, but it's just that Shen Zhiyan usually pretends too much and people consciously ignore his face. When he deliberately shows his appearance advantages, no one can stop him at all!

He couldn't hide his depression: "Auntie, the program team gave us 100 yuan for our living expenses this week, and said that we will have to come to eat by ourselves in the future."

He said a little frustrated: "I have to buy rice and vegetables by myself. I want to ask my aunt if there is a vegetable market nearby. I will go and have a look."

Aunt Zhang also knows about letting them take care of their meals, after all, she is also a member of the program team.100 yuan a week is actually not harsh, but for celebrities who are used to spending money lavishly, it is definitely not enough.Aunt Zhang looked at Shen Zhiyan's listless look with his head lowered, and felt her heart was about to break.

"It's okay, Auntie will tell you how to spend a week with 100 yuan! Auntie will also go to the vegetable market later, I will go with you and tell you what to choose!"

"Really?!" The boy's eyes lit up suddenly, and his originally dull face was instantly filled with brilliance.

"That's great, thank you Auntie!"

"Okay, we'll go after I finish sweeping the floor. You can wait for me on the sofa in the living room."

"Okay." Shen Zhiyan nodded repeatedly, and happily walked to the living room.The appearance of running and jumping is like a bee about to run towards the flowers.

After successfully forming a team with Aunt Zhang, Shen Zhiyan turned into a soft sheep again, and followed Aunt Zhang one by one, screaming so much that I can imagine how many people would call him OOC during the broadcast, and of course there may be conspiracy on the audience.

Auntie Zhang went to a nearby vegetable market. It was already a bit late when they went. Generally, the vegetable market opens at [-] or [-] o’clock. The freshest food is at this time, otherwise people will pick and choose, and they don’t know what is left. what to play.

"Let me tell you, you should be careful when you buy vegetables, and don't be deceived. You all know that it's not good if the leaves of vegetables are yellow and soft, but there are still some things you don't know."

"Look at this celery..." Aunt Zhang picked up a handful of celery and said, "This celery leaf is a normal green color, some of which are very dark green. It looks very fresh at first glance, but it is actually not good. It doesn't taste tender at all. And the pole needs to be straight..."

Aunt Zhang explained the essentials of picking vegetables to Shen Zhiyan while walking, and she had a sudden idea: "Either you can eat with me, and Auntie will treat you well!"

Facing Shen Zhiyan's melancholy gaze, the cameraman shook his head again and again: No, no, this is really impossible.

Shen Zhiyan didn't expect the program crew to create bugs for him, so he let the poor cameraman go after a few complaints.The two of them were choosing dishes as they walked, and Aunt Zhang also advised him on what to eat for breakfast and what to eat for dinner. The planning was good, and even a portion could be left for supper.

Aunt Zhang is very familiar with this, and many people greeted her on the road. They stopped at the door of a deli shop and ordered an aunt in a floral dress to let go of her voice and shout:

"Sister Zhang, what do you want today? This is your nephew, he looks so good-looking!"

"No, no, where did I get such a handsome nephew. He lives in my house, and I'll bring him to buy groceries."

"Hey, if you live with me, I'll eat with you, and it's not short of these few dollars."

Aunt Zhang waved her hand: "Young people want to cook by themselves, they are very motivated."

"That's good or bad, come here, the new braised pork..."

Aunt Zhang bought two taels of stewed pork, and their shop was taken over by the film crew. As a result, these people had to rely on themselves to eat and drink. Aunt Zhang only had to cook food for her family, and she really couldn't buy much.

The two walked around the vegetable market, and an hour passed. They returned home with big bags and small bags. Shen Zhiyan stuffed vegetables, eggs, and fruits into the refrigerator. Seeing that it was still early, he strolled out and continued shopping.

Shen Zhiyan said in his mind while walking: "Did you record everything Aunt Zhang said just now?"

System: "Host, please rest assured, all valid content has been recorded."

The system has a function that can automatically record once it has been learned. Shen Zhiyan is very curious about it. Since he struggled to find an 8cm interval at the beginning, and then his body actively made holes with an 8cm interval, he has been very interested in the system. This feature generated a lot of interest.

"Hey——" Shen Zhiyan suddenly remembered: "I have points for washing vegetables, so there must be more for buying vegetables, right?"

The system answered honestly: "Yes, the points for buying groceries are basically two to three times that of washing and picking groceries."

Shen Zhiyan's HP was full in an instant, his fatigue level was cleared, and he rushed into the vegetable market like a soldier.

......

In the noisy and messy vegetable market, amidst the hustle and bustle of people, a tall man in leisurely but stylish clothes was strolling.His aura is like this is not a dirty and messy vegetable market, but a fashion show covered with red carpets.The uncle looked at him from top to bottom, and then back from bottom, and asked, "What are you buying?"

The man picks up a bell pepper—

System: Bell peppers, that is, sweet peppers, belong to the Solanaceae capsicum genus, rich in vitamin C.The flesh is thick and crispy, and it is easy to choose individuals with thick flesh, the thicker the more crispy and sweet.

Shen Zhiyan put the bell pepper on his hand and said, "Boss, how do you sell this bell pepper?"

"Four yuan a catty."

"No, boss, why are you so expensive for bell peppers? I just saw that they only cost two yuan a catty, and some are more than one yuan."

"I grow this dish at home. I pick it in the morning. It's very fresh. Have you gone anywhere else?" In order to "convince" the customers, the boss also used a classic phrase from a ten-yuan store: "It's only one or two yuan What is there to lie to you, you can go to other places, you won’t be able to buy such fresh ones.”

Shen Zhiyan smiled.

"That's fine, then I'll go somewhere else."

"No, you..."

The boss probably didn't expect that such a big group would really not buy it just for one or two dollars. He looked at the back of Shen Zhiyan who turned and left, and shouted angrily on purpose: "Don't pretend to be rich if you care about one or two dollars." , if you don’t have money, dress more modestly, it’s gaudy!”

Shen Zhiyan could bear others scolding him for having no money, but he couldn't bear others scolding him for his clothes. He turned around and grinned at the corner of his mouth, picked up a big eggplant from the stall, and said casually:

"Boss, do you grow these vegetables yourself and only pick them in the morning?"

"But I see that you have picked all the eggplant leaves, isn't it fresh? And your Chinese cabbage, the leaves are all withered, is it lack of calcium? What kind of fertilizer do you usually use?"

"What calcium deficiency!" the boss said angrily with his tongue out, "it was crushed on the way here, so don't talk nonsense if you don't buy it, it will affect my business!"

Shen Zhiyan dodged sideways, put down the eggplant and said:

"Boss, don't bully me because of my face, it's not kind."

After finishing speaking, he didn't bother to embarrass the uncle anymore.He walked all the way and looked at every few stalls and asked a few words, and it took nearly an hour without knowing it, and the sun was hanging high at this moment.The system's scoring rate is getting slower and slower, and it seems that it has reached the daily limit.

After he walked out of the vegetable market, the cameraman acted as the host and asked, "Where are we going next?"

Shen Zhiyan put on the mask again, and glanced at him lightly: "I won't tell you."

"..."

For the viewers watching the show, the following free activities are the most interesting part. After all, everyone doesn’t want to see celebrities counting on their fingers for a few dollars. Of course, watching them suffer is another matter up.

The cameraman, who was looking forward to Shen Zhiyan's free activities, saw him sitting in a park not far from the homestay, performing photosynthesis for nearly an hour.

"...Does this have any special meaning?"

"No, just be lazy."

In the camera, the young man who took off his mask is handsome and sunny, his brows are lazy and sharp, and there is an unruly edge from his forehead to the bridge of his nose. He just looked at the camera lightly and said in a bored tone:

"Paddle."

Cameraman: The big star let me go.

Shen Zhiyan made up his mind to paddle, but the moment he said the words, a female image in elite business attire suddenly appeared in his mind, and he sat up abruptly, trying to make amends for himself:

"Have you seen Slam Dunk?"

Cameraman: "...See?"

"Just watch it!" Shen Zhiyan said loudly, his tone full of self-persuasion: "Rukawa Feng lost to the Hainan team because of his lack of physical strength. The six of us are like a team, and everyone has their own strengths. Division of labor, I feel that as the youngest man in the team, I have to take on the heavy responsibility of the players who are tired and unable to shoot well in the later stage, so let them shine in the early stage, my home game is in the second half!"

"Yeah!" He nodded solemnly, already convincing himself.

Cameraman: "..."

I understand it, I understand it, you are the hot spot that must exist in a variety show that is scolded by the audience.

Seeing that the cameraman understood, Shen Zhiyan continued to carry forward his fine tradition of "the king of paddling", sat on a bench in the park, covered his face with a hat, and basked in the sun for another hour.

"Golden Branch, come, sing me a piece of Huangmei Opera."

An elderly voice came from the side, followed by an extremely harsh and unhuman voice, twisted and twisted, it turned out to be a piece of drama.

Shen Zhiyan really wanted to know which master sang it. He took off his hat and saw that it was an old man teasing the parrot on his arm.No wonder, it doesn't sound like a normal person's voice no matter what.

The old man also saw Shen Zhiyan, and ignored him at first, seeing that the other party was watching him play with the bird with great interest, he walked over a few steps and said:

"Young man, it's in the park in broad daylight."

"Yeah, there's nowhere to go."

"Why is there no place to go? Don't you go to work?"

Shen Zhiyan hesitated, ignoring the resentful eyes of the videographer: "Go to work, I'm just tired, and I want to take a break."

"Yes, yes, you young people, you think about making money all day long, and you must learn to regulate yourself. Money is endless, but life, health, and happiness are limited. If you don't pay attention to them, they will slip away .”

Shen Zhiyan clapped his hands violently: "You are so right, old man, you are really my bosom friend."

That uncle probably didn't even think about earning a "confidant" with just a few words. He was so amused by him that he coaxed the parrot and said, "Come on, tell me a bosom friend."

The parrot shouted in a high-pitched voice: "Know yourself and know your enemy, and you can win a hundred battles!"

"Your parrot is very good at talking. I heard it sing just now. What kind of music does the old man like to listen to?"

"Ah? I have too many, Shaoxing opera, Huangmei opera, Peking opera and Cantonese opera. I listen to them all."

"I don't know Shao Opera and Huangmei Opera, but I can order everything else. How about I sing for you, old man?"

"Okay!" The old man said in amazement: "There are not many young people who like these traditional dramas. Sing it to me."

Shen Zhiyan cleared his throat, opened his voice a few more times, and a piece of music that everyone knows among Yue opera lovers came out:

"Sister Lin fell from the sky, like a light cloud just out of Xiu."

"I only know him~ the rough and frivolous person in his belly is frivolous, but his bones are so strange and not vulgar~~"