All Yokohama is looking for Miss Gojo

The pink liquid in the glass gradually bottomed out, leaving only the spherical ice cubes in the glass. Gojo Satoru tried to blend into this place in another way. The glass walls collided, forming a crisp sound, coupled with the dim lighting scene, the picture was very beautiful, she raised the corners of her mouth happily, but someone beside her interrupted her enjoyment.

"Your knocking method is wrong." When the owner of the voice said this, his tone was obviously looking down on her technique.

Gojo Satoru raised his eyes, and saw that it was Osamu Dazai who disturbed her. At this time, the young man lost his defense just now, and his smiling smile looked like a fake mask. She turned her head and found that the place over there was empty. Oda Sakunosuke has left.

So, this can be regarded as revealing the real minions, are you going to start attacking her?

At this time, Gojo Satoru has flashed through thousands of ways of shark people, perverted, dark, vicious, everything that one expects to find, anyway, he just thinks about the worst.

When the black-haired boy took out a red-and-white capsule, Gojo Satoru thought that this guy was going to strike first, so she moved the stool back, but the boy just raised his arm and passed her just in time, He reached out to the wine glass on the table, held it and shook it.

The golden liquid glistened under the pale yellow light. He raised his head and drank it, repeating Gojo Satoru's movement just now. The outline of his arm was clearly outlined by the bandage. It was clearly the same movement as Gojo Satoru. He made it a bit erotic, he lazily pressed the capsule on the tip of his tongue, and then swallowed the contents in his mouth, his lower lip was glossy and looked a bit attractive.

It turns out that this guy just wanted to take medicine, huh?No, isn't it usually delivered with water?This guy was accompanied by wine just now, what kind of operation is this.

"I just thought of a new suicide method recently." Osamu Dazai probably guessed what the girl was thinking, and answered her with a smile.

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

After talking about the topic of suicide, Gojo Satoru could clearly feel that the black-haired boy's tone became lighter.

"Let me tell you, laundry detergent and dichlorvos mixed together is definitely a great thing." Osamu Dazai seemed to have turned on some strange switch. Now, like a salesman in a supermarket, he began to recommend various products to Gojo Satoru. All sorts of suicide tricks.

Thanks to his blessing, Gojo Satoru's strange knowledge has increased... shit.

"Ceph and wine can make people happy, are you sure you didn't die on the spot?" The girl frowned, almost writing "Are you an idiot?" on her face.

"Well, you can't say that, if you are lucky, the dead may go to heaven." He raised his index finger and tapped his upper lip lightly, "And this method is still painless, that's it Wouldn't it be a good thing to die peacefully."

Understood, this man is a suicidal maniac, or the kind that is terminally ill.

The black-haired boy looked like a psychopath, talking wildly, but Gojo Satoru knew that this person was serious when he said these words. Just now, she clearly saw the boy's iris-colored eyes There is light in Li, coupled with that outstanding appearance, the appearance of the young man is very easy to attract Yangou to commit crimes, but so far, I have never seen any beauty who mustered up the courage to approach this black mud spirit.

Everyone in the bar was sitting in their respective positions, playing their own games, and they didn't pay attention to a certain guy who was playing the show. It seemed that these people were clearly arranged by someone in advance with the script.

Originally, Gojo Satoru's purpose was to come here to have fun, but as a result, the matter was disturbed by these two people one after the other, and she no longer had the interest to stay any longer.

She got up and was about to leave immediately, when she saw the black-haired boy accidentally knocked over the wheat wine in his hand, and the direction of the spilled wine just happened to face her.

The wheat wine seemed to hit some transparent barrier, was bounced back, and fell directly to the ground.

When such an accident happened, Osamu Dazai, who did something wrong, didn't seem to see this weird phenomenon, and calmly took out a packaged handmade pastry to apologize.

"Hey~Miss Wutiao, I'm really sorry. I heard that you like sweets, so I'll give you this first as an apology."

Can I have something from the Black Mud Essence?

The answer is - of course not, what the black mud essence gave must be cut black for nothing.

So, Gojo Satoru immediately put the words of refusal on his lips, but when he saw the true face of the handmade pastry, his lips froze.

Wait, this... this is wagashi, or a style I haven't seen before.

Gojo Satoru pretended to cough a few times, and accepted the boy's apology and apology in a serious manner.

Then, she turned around immediately, and without the other party's knowledge, she took a bite of this delicious food.

It's delicious, but the taste is a bit weird.

The sweet and silky taste left endless aftertaste in her mouth, she seemed to see a Dumbo flying in the air, and the cute elephant head was suddenly replaced by Osamu Dazai's face.

What the hell?

This picture of the underworld frightened Gojo Satoru. When she was excited, she threw half a wagashi in her hand at Dazai Osamu, just in his mouth. At this time, Dazai Osamu was laughing loudly. As soon as the object entered his mouth, He was forced to swallow.

"Cough cough cough—it's over." He bent down and hammered his chest in pain, trying to spit out the things in his mouth, but it didn't work. After a few minutes, he jumped onto a table next to him, raised his head Laughing, "Hahaha, I will be the world of bandages from now on, you mackerel, get out of here soon."

"Hahaha" X3

……

Today is a special day in the Central Plains. The BOSS didn't assign him a task today, and even told him to go back to rest. Accepted this short vacation and left.

Well, it's not because of the newly collected red wine at home.

As a result, halfway home, he received a strange call.

"That bastard Dazai went crazy, isn't that normal? If he doesn't go crazy someday, I still think he's abnormal."

"Okay, okay, I'll go over now." Hearing that the person on the other end of the phone was already crying, Zhongyuan Zhong also suppressed the anger in his heart and replied.

Before he hung up the phone, he heard the crisp sound of a wine bottle being broken, and two completely different magical laughter. With such an obvious tone, he could hear it as soon as he heard it. One of the laughter It was Dazai Osamu, and the other sounded like a girl's voice. He felt very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere, but he hadn't remembered it in a short time.

In the end, the strange call was hung up in a hurry, and Nakahara knew that this matter had something to do with Osamu Dazai.

Tsk, it's really an embarrassment to the port Maifa.

When Zhongyuan Zhong also arrived at the scene, he found that the bar was in a mess. Those expensive wine bottles on the counter were ruthlessly thrown to the ground, turning into worthless fragments. He looked around and finally found in a certain corner. The two culprits of everything.

At this time, the two troublemakers didn't know that they were about to face a catastrophe, and they were still dancing the kelp dance excitedly.

"Kelp~Kelp~"

Osamu Dazai's two arms were like kelp flowing in twists and turns, floating in the air, and Gojo Satoru was not to be outdone, and naturally kept up with the beat of the black-haired boy. Someone was calling on the sidelines, yelling to cheer, but unfortunately, all the customers in the store have already run away, and even the bar owner is squatting in the corner shivering, holding a mobile phone with a broken screen in his hand, pitiful Damn, according to now, he was the one who called Chuya Zhongya to rescue him.

"Yo! The mackerel king is finally here." The black-haired boy approached Chuya Zhongya in a pose that he thought he was handsome, with a wicked smile on his face, "Look, your territory has been captured by me, what do you think?" If you want me to let them go, you should squat down and bark three times like a dog."

Seeing the brown-haired boy's face getting darker and darker, Osamu Dazai continued to add fuel to the fire, and the smile on his face became more and more sinister.

At the moment when Chuya Zhongye's anger threshold had crossed the limit, he threw him on the back and chatted with him until now, "Go to hell! You suicidal maniac."

After confirming that the people on the ground were really unconscious, he got up and patted the dust on his hands.

He complained, "Tsk, it's a big trouble every time I clean up this guy's mess."

Now the troublesome person has fallen, and the next one is...

He turned his eyes to another crazy girl, she didn't know that her companion had fallen, and she was still dancing with the music with her hands and feet.

At this time, Gojo Satoru didn't know where to pick off a wig cap and put it on. It was that kind of wild style exploding head. Every time he jumped, he had to shake his head, so Zhongyuan Zhong didn't recognize it immediately. The girl, on the contrary, thought that this person Dazai Ji had found some kindred spirits somewhere.

He was trying to control the person simply and rudely, but the opponent didn't play the cards according to the routine, and walked directly to him, stepped on the chair beside him with one foot, and teasingly raised his chin.

"Yo~ Niu, you look quite upright, do you want to go with me?" The girl asked with a big brother look.

Nakahara Chuya who was molested: "..."

Seeing the girl's face clearly, he recognized Gojo Satoru, and at the same time, told himself not to be angry, so as not to hurt other girls.

He grabbed the girl's wrist with one hand to prevent her from doing any strange things again.

He also felt how slender Wujo Satoru's wrist was.

Because the target was Gojo Satoru, he didn't dare to use the moves that were often used on Dazai Osamu on Gojo Satoru, so he could only be careful not to hurt her as much as possible.

Zhongyuan Zhong also indirectly forgot one thing, that is, when he and the girl fought for the first time, he tried his best but did not take advantage of this battle, so the result this time is the same, he is sure Still can't catch anyone.

He grabbed the opponent carefully, but the girl broke free from his restraint like a nimble loach, and she didn't forget to give him a kick. Fortunately, he dodged in time, otherwise the kick would definitely kill people.

"Yeah, girl, you're so fierce but you'll get wrinkled... Hiss, it hurts." Gojo Gojo just wanted to continue teasing the beauty a few more words, but the beauty turned blacker and darker without teasing her, and went berserk on the spot, beating her up .

"Be sober and see clearly, I'm a man!!!"

……

Due to an accident, the lupin bar was closed for a few weeks. Someone went to inquire about it, and the person said that it was because of the gravity of the port Maifa that day that he accidentally got drunk and went crazy. Just smashed up the shop.

The gravity user who happened to hear this rumor: "..."

Then, Zhong Yuan was also given a profound ideological education by the BOSS. The compensation for Lupine Bar was deducted from his own salary, and the BOSS also clearly told him that his year-end bonus for this year was gone.

There is no return for kindness, and the pot comes from the sky.

As for the two troublemakers, they are still at large.