Our leader can't be so funny

Ruan Xiaomu retracted his head quickly and sat down on the table, as if nothing had happened.

Shangguan Qiyou threw away the duck leg that was slobbered by someone, and looked up, only to see that there was no one by the window.

After a pause, he took out the handkerchief and wiped his fingers slowly, suddenly an unknown smile appeared on his lips.

The protector on the right took a sip of tea from his teacup, and cast a slanted glance at Ruan Xiaomu, who was lowering his head to poke his bones: "Who did you hit just now?"

"A beast."

There was surprise in the eyes of the right guardian.

Ruan Xiaomu said angrily, "He slapped me and threw me into the water!"

The corner of the right protector's lips curled up: "Aren't you afraid that he will retaliate against you?"

Ruan Xiaomu was proud: "I hid quickly, he didn't see it."

"He guessed it."

Ruan Xiaomu: "!!!"

"He's coming." Right Guardian put down the teacup in his hand and raised his eyes.

Ruan Xiaomu was startled, and turned her head quickly, but she didn't see anyone, so she ran to the door, her hair was about to stand on end.I saw Shangguan Qiyou's personable figure appearing at the stairs on the second floor, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly walked towards this side.

Ruan Xiaomu frowned, and sat back at the table in a hurry, looking at the right protector fawningly: "Good brother."

Protector You didn't even bother to look at him: "You will be responsible for the troubles you cause yourself."

"I can't beat him." Ruan Xiaomu said weakly, paused, and added, "I can't run him." Seeing that the right guard still didn't respond, his face was full of resentment, "It's so pitiful, I have no father A motherless child who grew up in the Demon Cult, not only had to serve the leader, but was also beaten by a villain called the Right Protector every day..."

The right protector's eyebrows jumped, suddenly grabbed his wrist, jumped out of the window, and jumped onto the roof all at once.

"Huh?" Ruan Xiaomu saw that the sky above his head suddenly turned into blue sky and white clouds, and almost didn't react. When he saw the right guardian looking at him, he cheered and hugged him, "I knew you wouldn't leave me alone."

The right protector was embraced by him, smelling the breath of a young man, his face was slightly uncomfortable, he pushed Ruan Xiaomu out of his arms, and said softly: "Let's go."

Ruan Xiaomu nodded, followed him to leave, and asked in puzzlement, "How did the Shangguan beast know that I threw him?"

Hearing this address, Protector You almost couldn't laugh. He covered his mouth and looked at Ruan Xiaomu seriously: "His nose is very good, and he can distinguish the smell of others. Your smell remains on the duck leg you threw."

"Oh." Ruan Xiaomu nodded in disgust.What a perverted skill!Sure enough, he is worthy of being the lackey of the Wulin League!

***

Half a day later, the spies monitoring Ye Fuyi quickly replied.

Feng Ling threw the letter into Ruan Xiaomu's arms, lying on the soft couch, as if she had no bones, and said lazily, "Read it to me."

Ruan Xiaomu nodded, according to the old rules, read the contents of the letter first, and after digesting it, picked up important information and told Feng Ling: "Master, the letter said that Ye Fuyi, the leader of the martial arts alliance, went to Qingshui Town after leaving Wuyou Valley , By the way, I settled down in the town, and I seem to be waiting for someone." After speaking, he raised his eyes and glanced at Feng Ling, "Master, after we destroyed the apricot blossoms in Wuyou Valley, Leader Ye really left."

Feng Ling hummed.

Ruan Xiaomu closed the letter paper and asked, "Master, what should we do next?"

Feng Ling took out a small brocade box from under the pillow, looked at it thoughtfully for a while, and suddenly a light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Group fight."

Ruan Xiaomu felt that his IQ had dropped by half, and he didn't understand what the leader meant by gang fights, so he looked at him curiously.

Feng Ling sat up, took out a bronze mirror and a paintbrush from the bedside cabinet, faced the mirror, and painted a cinnabar mole on the end of her eye.

Ruan Xiaomu: "..." Master, you are too obsessed with this cinnabar mole!

"Call the Twelve Masters, and immediately go to Qingshui Town with me. I'm going to kill Ye Fuyi by surprise this time." Feng Ling was very satisfied with the cinnabar mole she had ordered, bared her snow-white teeth, and smiled. The... uh, very clear.

Ruan Xiaomu: "..." Master, you really love the leader deeply!

***

The twelve masters were already on standby, and the right protector stood at the front, blinking at Ruan Xiaomu who was beside Fengling—what the hell is the leader doing this time!

Ruan Xiaomu had an innocent expression on her face—I swear, it really wasn't my bad idea this time!

The right protector suddenly felt powerless, and suddenly understood why the left protector would rather stay in the sub-forum than return to the head teacher, following such a funny teacher, it's simply disgusting.

Feng Ling's purpose is very simple - to beat Ye Fuyi up, and take the opportunity to cast a carnival Gu on him.

The only blame is that Ye Fuyi's martial arts are too high, and he can't take advantage of the situation without fighting in groups.

"Listen to me clearly, don't hurt Ye Fuyi, especially don't hurt your face." That face really appealed to me, and the leader was silently infatuated.

The twelve masters nodded in understanding.

The group set off in two groups, and it was already night when Feng Ling and Ruan Xiaomu arrived in Qingshui Town.A few scattered stars hang on the dark night, and the crescent moon above the head emits a hazy halo.

Feng Ling and Ruan Xiaomu were lying on the roof of the house opposite the inn where Ye Fuyi was staying, staring unblinkingly at the silhouette reflected on the window lattice.

Ruan Xiaomu boredly picked up a tile and played with it in his hand: "Master, when shall we do it?"

Feng Ling glanced at him and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, the time hasn't come yet."

Ruan Xiaomu reminded him: "Did the leader remember to bring the carnival Gu?"

Feng Ling was startled at first, then subconsciously touched her waist, and felt something hard, and instantly breathed a sigh of relief.

In order to brush up the plot, this seat is really conscientious.The leader feels good about himself, cute~

The door opposite was suddenly pushed open, and a slender, white figure came out, it was Ye Fuyi.

I saw him leaning on the railing, he didn't know where he was looking, his whole body was bathed in the moonlight, with a faint halo, his handsome eyebrows and eyes seemed to be drawn by someone holding a paintbrush according to Feng Ling's preferences Like, good-looking just right.

The leader silently gave a thumbs up to the kind author.

Ruan Xiaomu whispered in Feng Ling's ear: "Master, the time seems to be ripe now, shall we fight?"

Just as Feng Ling was about to nod, she suddenly saw two men walking from the corridor carrying a large wooden bucket, followed by a person carrying two buckets of hot water.

Ye Fuyi wants to take a bath!Feng Ling's eyes suddenly lit up.

Ruan Xiaomu was almost blinded by his bright eyes, and complained silently, Master, don't make your intentions too obvious!

Ye Fuyi thanked the three clerks, turned around and walked into the room, and fastened the door behind him.

Feng Ling got up and said to Ruan Xiaomu, "Let's go."

Ruan Xiaomu hesitated: "If Guardian Right knows..."

Feng Ling turned around and left.

Ruan Xiaomu quickly got up and shouted softly, "Master, wait for me!"

The leader doesn't mind, peeping on the martial arts leader's shower must be involved!

The two sneaked past the corridor and stopped in front of Ye Fuyi's house.

Ruan Xiaomu turned to look at Feng Ling, Feng Ling raised her eyebrows, Ruan Xiaomu understood, wet her index finger with saliva, and carefully poked two holes in the pasted paper of the door.

There was a gleam of appreciation in Feng Ling's eyes.

Ruan Xiaomu's proud tail almost went up to the sky.

The two were lying on the door, one eye quietly moved towards the small hole.

Ruan Xiaomu prayed silently in her heart, don't be found out, it doesn't matter to him, the leader can't afford to lose face like this.

Spying on the martial arts lord taking a bath, don't be too shameless to say it!

All I saw was a screen with misty and rainy pictures painted on it.

What an eyesore screen!Ruan Xiaomu was a little worried when the leader slammed the door, fearing that he would have a manic attack and hurt the innocent door, but fortunately, the leader held back in time.

Ruan Xiaomu breathed a sigh of relief.

A dense mist drifted out from behind the screen, and the figure of the martial arts leader was reflected on the screen through the candlelight. Feng Ling's eyes widened, and suddenly a soft voice came from inside the room: "Who is outside?"

Immediately afterwards, a drop of water broke through the door mixed with vigor, and as soon as it was in front of it, Feng Ling quickly pushed Ruan Xiaomu away, and flied himself onto the railing.

The door of the house was shaken open by Ye Fuyi's head, revealing his slender body.

"It's you again?" Ye Fuyi was a little surprised, and asked with a frown, "What exactly do you want?"

"I want to give birth to you." Feng Ling thought for a while and replied seriously.

Ye Fuyi: "..." He sighed, "Sure enough, he is seriously ill."

After being pushed away by Feng Ling, Ruan Xiaomu rolled on the ground for several steps. When he stopped, he saw Ye Fuyi break through the door. Thinking that he was going to kill his leader, he quickly took out the bamboo whistle from his arms and pulled it out. Pull the fuse, and with a bang, a huge firework rises high into the sky.

Ye Fuyi and Feng Ling raised their heads at the same time, and at the same time, the twelve masters who had been ambushing for a long time received the signal, jumped out one after another, and rushed towards Ye Fuyi.

Ye Fuyi dodged them nimbly, holding a long sword in his hand, swung a sword aura, retreated into the house, and closed the door smoothly.

The twelve masters broke open the door and rushed in.

Ruan Xiaomu walked up to Feng Ling's side, seeing Feng Ling looking nervously at the door, he couldn't help comforting him and said, "Don't worry, the leader, the twelve masters are all strong in martial arts, and it's absolutely no problem to deal with Ye Fuyi alone."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a loud bang, but the roof was broken open, and a plain white figure flitted out like a frightened bird, appearing under the bright moon.

Feng Ling rushed into the room, and found that the twelve masters were lying on the ground in a haphazard manner, each of them seemed to have lost their bones.

Ruan Xiaomu was startled, ran over and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

One of them raised his head reluctantly, and replied with the last bit of strength: "Reporting to the leader, Ye Fuyi used a strange technique to touch our acupoints, and now we can't move at all."

Feng Ling asked Ruan Xiaomu: "Where's the protector right?"

"He went to contact other congregants." Ruan Xiaomu raised his head and replied.

Feng Ling looked up at the roof that Ye Fuyi forcibly broke through, and saw that the plain white figure under the bright moon had disappeared.

"Master, what should we do now?" Ruan Xiaomu looked sympathetically at the twelve masters lying on the ground.

Feng Ling glanced at them, and said, "Notify Guardian Right, and tell him to find a way to untie their acupoints."

"Master, won't you?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across Feng Ling's face: "I can't." I was madly complaining in my heart: Author, you gave the leader such a big golden finger, I can't chew it!

"Okay." Ruan Xiaomu had no choice but to summon the strange bird again.