Our leader can't be so funny

He Lianming came over with the roast goose, glanced at Ye Fuyi, but didn't speak.When Shangguan Qiyou came back, the people in the kitchen had dispersed, he hurried back to the room, and found Ruan Xiaomu lying on the table and gnawing sugar cane, relieved, sat beside him, and asked softly: "After eating Roast goose?"

Ruan Xiaomu glanced at him lazily, and spat out the tasteless sugar cane residue that he had chewed.

Shangguan Qiyou was slightly shocked: "...Did I offend you again?"

Ruan Xiaomu turned around and left.

Shangguan Qiyou was stunned for a moment, then got up and chased him out.Feng Ling's side has also allocated guest rooms and is arranging the night watch.Now people from Wuzhuang surrounded the inn in groups, staring at them covetously, and if they were not careful, they would take advantage of it.

"I'll be there for the first half of the night, and Qiyou will be there for the second half of the night. Ling'er, you guys go to bed," Ye Fuyi said.

Feng Ling turned her head and saw Ruan Xiaomu walking in quickly, followed by Shangguan Qiyou with a blank face.

"Let me guard the rest of the night." Right Protector interjected.

Ye Fuyi nodded: "Alright."

Feng Ling felt that his eyelids were a little heavy. He had always been pampered and had never done night watch work, so he nodded in agreement with Ye Fuyi's suggestion, and turned to go to bed.

"How does this guy arrange it?" Shangguan Qiyou pointed to He Lianming.

"I sleep with Ling'er." He Lianming said wittily immediately.

There was a fierce look in Ye Fuyi's eyes: "Don't even think about it, just say something nonsense, and throw you into the stable for the night."

He Lianming: "..."

After Ye Fuyi finished saying this, his expression immediately returned to gentleness, and he turned to Feng Ling and said, "Ling'er, go to bed, and He Lianming will make arrangements."

Feng Ling yawned lazily, with a look of lethargy in her eyes, she nodded, turned around and left.

Ruan Xiaomu followed Feng Ling: "I sleep with the leader."

Immediately behind him were three resentful gazes, Ruan Xiaomu turned around, and saw Ye Fuyi and the others staring at him with unkind expressions, their scalp numb: "What are you all looking at me for?"

Shangguan Qiyou came over and grabbed his hand: "How old are you, and you are not ashamed to sleep with your own leader."

Ruan Xiaomu yelled at being wronged: "The leader always needs someone to accompany him when he sleeps."

Ye Fuyi chuckled: "So Ling'er still has this habit."

He Lianming really wanted to volunteer, but thinking of Ye Fuyi's previous threat, he quickly dismissed the idea, but his face was a little gloomy.

Feng Ling's face was slightly embarrassing, and she said arrogantly: "Who made the rule that you must sleep alone!"

Ye Fuyi laughed: "I was wrong, I also have the habit of asking people to accompany me when I sleep, why not Ling'er just stay here and sleep."

"Then what should I do?" What He Lianming thought was that the only bed in the room was occupied by Feng Ling, and he had no place to sleep. Ye Fuyi was so stingy, he would definitely not allow him to sleep with Feng Ling .

Sure enough, Ye Fuyi said coldly: "You sleep on the floor."

He Lianming: "..." Can the differential treatment not be so obvious!

Feng Ling liked this suggestion very much. Ruan Xiaomu was dragged away by Shangguan Qiyou and let him sleep alone, which was a little scary.

He walked to the side of the big bed, kindly picked up a quilt and threw it to He Lianming, as a reward for cooking roast goose for everyone, and then he lay down on the bed.

He Lianming hugged the quilt and laid it on the floor with a little bit of pain, and lay down too, but after thinking about it, his sweetheart was sleeping not far away, and when he thought about it, he immediately felt much better, it was Ye Fu Clothes are a bit of a spoiler.

Ye Fuyi closed the door, extinguished the candles, went straight to the window and pushed open the door, jumped onto the window sill and sat down, looking downstairs.From this angle, you can just see the layout of the entire inn. If someone wants to sneak attack, they will definitely not be able to escape his eyes.

There is a clear moon in the sky, and the moonlight is as bright as snow.Ye Fuyi leaned against the window sill, quietly looking at the glazed moon.The sound of light breathing came from the room, it was Feng Ling falling asleep.

He Lianming couldn't fall asleep, so he turned over secretly, facing the direction of the big bed, and looked at Feng Ling on the bed by the faint moonlight.

On Ruan Xiaomu's side, it was obviously too early to fall asleep, because Shangguan Qiyou, a scoundrel, was actually stuck in his room, refusing to leave.

Ruan Xiaomu hugged the quilt with resentment on his face: "I won't sleep with you."

Shangguan Qiyou was greatly shocked: "Why? I don't have body odor, and I took a bath today. It smells delicious. If you don't believe me, smell it."

"Go away!" Seeing that Shangguan Qiyou was about to rush over, Ruan Xiaomu was startled and quickly jumped off the bed.

Shangguan Qiyou stopped in her tracks: "Xiao Mu, are you really going to drive me away so cruelly and let me sleep in the stable?"

Ruan Xiaomu despised: "Don't lie to me, you clearly got the room when it was allocated today." His eyes rolled, "Well, I will give you the room, and I will sleep in your room."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Shangguan Qiyou to respond, he ran away.

Shangguan Qiyou: "..." He was stunned for a moment, but he didn't chase him out.

Ruan Xiaomu was relieved to see that he didn't chase him out, but instead of going to Shangguan Qiyou's room, he turned around and went to Feng Ling's room.Anyway, the leader's room is now empty and no one sleeps, so it's better to use it.

That Shangguan beast must never have thought that he would go to sleep in the teacher's room, Ruan Xiaomu was complacent, thinking that he was really smart.

After closing the door and fastening the bolt, Ruan Xiaomu blew out the candle, took off his clothes, quickly got into the bed, and fell asleep contentedly.And here Shangguan Qiyou sat quietly for a while, guessing that the time was almost up, walked out of Ruan Xiaomu's room, turned left and walked for a while, stopped in front of a room, heard the slight snoring inside, couldn't help but laugh.

Sure enough, he guessed right.

He took out the dagger he had prepared, pushed open the door latch, gently pushed the door, stepped in, stopped in front of the bed, and looked at the person on the bed by the faint night light.

Ruan Xiaomu's facial features are very small, and he looks very cute and cute. There is always a sly light in his eyes, reminding others that he is not a simple white rabbit, but a cunning little fox.

But no matter how cunning he was, he couldn't be as cunning as the young master Shangguan who was full of evil.

Shangguan Qiyou took off her clothes, opened a slit in the quilt, lay down, and stretched out her hand to hold Ruan Xiaomu in her arms.As for this, Ruan Xiaomu knew nothing about it, and slept more soundly than a little pig.

Shangguan Qiyou couldn't help pinching his nose, and fell asleep with a sense of satisfaction.

Early the next morning, Ruan Xiaomu opened his eyes, and suddenly saw Shangguan Qiyou's enlarged face, and was so frightened that he let out an "ah" and broke out in a cold sweat.

Shangguan Qiyou opened his sleepy eyes and looked at him: "You're awake, it's still early, sleep a little longer."

"Why are you here?" Ruan Xiaomu kicked off the quilt quickly, only to realize that she was actually held in Shangguan Qiyou's arms.

"Huh?" Shangguan Qiyou was clearly still awake.

Ruan Xiaomu was furious, and made a very quick decision - kick the intruder off the bed.

So the handsome Shangguan son, who was a bit out of bed, tragically kicked his sweetheart early in the morning.

Shangguan Qiyou sat down on the ground, looking at Ruan Xiaomu with cold eyes.

Ruan Xiaomu stared at him hard: "Do you dare to hit me?"

"I'm angry about getting up." Shangguan Qiyou said.

"Me too!" Ruan Xiaomu was not to be outdone.

Shangguan Qiyou stood up, ready to rush over at any time.Ruan Xiaomu hugged the quilt tightly and was on high alert.Suddenly, a white shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and Shangguan Qiyou was no longer in his original position.

Ruan Xiaomu unfolded the quilt neatly, threw it over, wrapped the person and jumped over, kicking and stomping.

But the touch felt a bit wrong, Ruan Xiaomu stopped and lifted the quilt to look.

"Huh? Where's the person?" Ruan Xiaomu was puzzled.

"Here." Shangguan Qiyou's clear voice came from behind.

Ruan Xiaomu turned her head and met his gaze just in time. Ruan Xiaomu made a decisive decision and ran away.It's a pity that it was not as fast as Shangguan Qiyou, who was dragged by the collar and thrown back on the bed.

"Let go of me!" Ruan Xiaomu looked angrily at the "shameless scum" pressing on him.

"I'll let you go if I apologize." Shangguan Qiyou said lightly.

"No!" Ruan Xiaomu raised her head proudly, revealing a section of her snow-white neck, which made Shangguan Qiyou's eyes darken.

He stretched out his hand to caress Ruan Xiaomu's neck, and the corner of his mouth curled into an evil curve: "Kiss you if you don't apologize, and kiss you until you apologize, and see if it's you who suffer or I who suffer."

"You..." Ruan Xiaomu almost vomited blood from anger.

Shangguan Qiyou bit her neck, the wet and hot touch made Ruan Xiaomu's face turn green and pale.

"Do you think I'm telling lies, right?" Shangguan Qiyou looked into his eyes and said.

Ruan Xiaomu avoided his gaze with some guilt.

"Here next time." Shangguan Qiyou pointed to a place close to his heart through the cloth, with a hint of threat in his tone, "It should be a very good scenery to bite the small fruit upright and full. "

Ruan Xiaomu froze.

"Give you one last chance, apology."

Ruan Xiaomu was stunned for three seconds, then suddenly said in a voice that was almost crying: "I apologize! I apologize! You let me go! Woohoo, I won't dare again..."

Now it was Shangguan Qiyou's turn to froze, obviously he just wanted to scare the little guy.

"Okay, it's all right." Shangguan Qiyou comforted the little fox under him who was stiff and full of fear, but flushed cheeks in a low voice, "I'll be all right after I apologize. Let's get up and have breakfast."