Our leader can't be so funny
Chapter 3
Ye Fuyi turned his head, and sure enough, he saw two guards escorting a man in black walking towards this side, followed by Zhuang Liancheng dressed as a bride.
Zhuang Liancheng frequently looked at the black-clothed assassin, with obvious worry in his eyes.
The guards brought the black-clothed assassin to Ye Fuyi, and kicked him hard on the calf. The man uncontrollably knelt down on one knee, raised his head, and stared fiercely at Ye Fuyi: "Relying on the fact that I am a martial artist!" Leader, forcefully marry a woman who doesn't like you, and you will get retribution!"
Feng Ling turned to look at Ye Fuyi with a surprised expression.
He brushed the dust off his sleeves and cast his eyes on Zhuang Liancheng.
Zhuang Liancheng avoided his gaze and lowered his head.
Ye Fuyi asked: "Who is he?" This sentence was obviously addressed to Zhuang Liancheng, and "he" naturally referred to the assassin.
Zhuang Liancheng said: "He is my bodyguard, the person I like. President Ye, I, I cannot marry you!"
Ye Fuyi glanced at her indifferently, then turned to look at the black-clothed assassin: "What about you?"
The black-clothed assassin still stared at him: "Liancheng is the woman I like, you can kill her or cut her up, I will definitely take her away today!"
Ye Fuyi sighed softly: "Well, I don't want to kill you, and I don't want to cut you, so you take her away."
The black-clothed assassin's eyes widened, and Zhuang Liancheng's face was full of disbelief.
Ye Fuyi said again: "I will speak to your father for you. If you really love each other, I am happy to facilitate this marriage."
Zhuang Liancheng had an expression of disbelief on his face: "You, why are you willing to let us go?"
Ye Fuyi asked back: "Since you don't like me, why did you marry me?"
"It was my father who persecuted me. I thought you would refuse, but I didn't expect you to accept it. President Ye, Liancheng doesn't understand. You can easily let me go today. Why did you promise my father to marry me?"
"Because the leader's mansion lacks a wife." Ye Fuyi said lightly.
Feng Ling's spirit was shaken, she clenched her fists, and strongly signaled President Ye to look this way with her eyes.
it's me!it's me!I am the owner of the lord's mansion, uh, husband... the other master!
Zhuang Liancheng originally wanted to say more, but Ye Fuyi's face showed a bit of impatience. She closed her mouth wisely, walked to the black-clothed assassin, and whispered to Ye Fuyi: "Thank you, President Ye, for your success. Farewell."
Ye Fuyi watched Zhuang Liancheng and her guard leave, Feng Ling who was sitting on the ground moved her body slightly, suddenly Ye Fuyi turned around and pointed at him with a sword: "Who allowed you to move?" ?”
Feng Ling: "..."==Strongly request that the plot be reversed!Return my love at first sight stalk!
"Can you pretend you never saw me?" Feng Ling said.
"I think there is something wrong with the way we met. Let's pretend to go back half an hour, shall we?" Feng Ling looked at him expectantly.
"I'm Xia Fengling, I've admired the name of leader Ye for a long time, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Feng Ling clasped her fists.
"I also think this self-introduction is a bit ordinary, why don't you introduce yourself first?" Feng Ling hesitated.
Leader: "..." Someone came and babbled this word out.
"Leader Ye, next you should gently take out the golden sore medicine to heal my wounds." The leader suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder only wanted to follow the plot, and looked at the leader expectantly.
Alliance leader: ..."
A head was exposed on the white wall behind Ye Fuyi, Feng Ling raised her head just in time to see her right protector lying on the top of the wall and blinking at him, holding a handful of silver needles in his hand.
Feng Ling's pupils shrank slightly, and she shook her head wildly at him.If it is broken, there will be no male protagonist in this article!
Protector You sighed inwardly, expressing his helplessness for his leader's behavior of eating inside and outside.With a sweep of his body, he rushed towards Ye Fuyi, Ye Fuyi reacted faster, and with one move, Hua Fuliu turned passive into active.
Fighting people in an open and aboveboard manner, the right protector is naturally no match for the so-called number one martial arts leader in the world, but he is better at coming to Yin.He casually waved a handful of white powder, and before Ye Fuyi could react, he rushed to Feng Ling's side, picked him up and ran away.
Feng Ling lay on the shoulder of the right guardian, and sighed: "Leader Ye's trick of splitting flowers and blowing willows just now is really not too good!"
The right guardian froze for a moment.
Leader, we all know that you are a fan of Leader Ye, but at such a critical moment of escape, please restrain yourself, please!
Seeing him walking like flying, Feng Ling couldn't help wondering: "Why are you doing nothing? This is unscientific."
The right protector almost burst into tears.Teacher, which side do you say you are on?
"By the way, that packet of medicinal powder just now is not poisonous, is it?"
Protector You couldn't cry at all, the leader of their family properly poured out the water!Although there seems to be something wrong with this metaphor...
"Guardian Right, we seem to have forgotten something." Feng Ling suddenly said calmly.
The protector on the right suddenly stopped in his tracks and screamed, "Ruan Xiaomu!"
At this time, the two were in a lush forest, and the guards of the Wulin League did not catch up. The right guardian gently placed the leader on his back under the tree, and looked at him solemnly: "Is the leader okay?"
Feng Ling's lips were a little pale, and she shook her head: "It's just a little blood loss."
Guardian You fed him a pill, and said in a low voice, "This subordinate will go back to find Xiao Mu, Master, please rest here for a while."
Feng Ling nodded: "Be careful, protect the right."
Sure enough, the leader still has me in his heart.The right protector felt warm in his heart, and he clenched his fists heavily: "Don't worry, the leader!"
The right protector went back along the original road, and found that the leaders of the various factions in the Wulin League had dispersed, and there were more than a dozen guards standing at the door, and the guards were very strict.He was standing under the wall, planning how to sneak in and take Ruan Xiaomu out, when he suddenly found a cute pig's head painted under the wall.
A mark of contact with the Demon Cult.
A drop of cold sweat dripped from the forehead of the right guardian. As for why the painting style of the secret signs of the Demon Cult is so strange, it is also due to the wonderful brain circuit of their leader.
I remember the leader explained it like this: [-]. The pig head is easy to draw and saves time; [-]. This peculiar style of painting will never be thought of by everyone as the contact code of their Demon Cult!
After hearing this, the members of the Devil's Cult said that the leader's thinking is very unique!Wulin Zhengdao must never have imagined that their leader is so smart (stupid and cute)!The days of conquering Wulin Baidao are numbered (out of reach)!
This is obviously because the brains have been arched by pigs. Thanks to them, they boasted that each of them is more talented than the other, and the right guardian is sweating.
He walked all the way along the pig's head mark left at the bottom of the wall, and the pig's head mark suddenly disappeared, but a man in white squatted on the ground and drew a pig's head with a branch, and lying beside him was the unconscious Ruan Xiaomu.
The protector on the right cheered up, and rushed out before the man noticed, and was about to snatch Ruan Xiaomu over, but the man suddenly turned around, picked up Ruan Xiaomu and hugged him in his arms, swept away, and dodged the right The guardian's hand fell on the top of the tree, looked down at him, and asked in a gentle manner: "It's the first time we meet, why are you so rough, brother?"
The right protector went crazy.Fuck you mother, what you are holding in your arms is the little troublesome spirit of our Demon Cult!I picked it up!The protector on the right puffed out his chest proudly.
The man glanced at his flat chest and looked away.
Guardian Right: "..." The style of painting tonight has been wrong!I must be on the wrong channel.
The man glanced at Ruan Xiaomu in his arms: "Do you know him?"
"He is my younger brother." Right Protector said.
The man seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, he came down from the tree, walked to the right guardian, and handed Ruan Xiaomu to him.
The right protector embraced the soft Ruan Xiaomu, with a look of doubt on his face: "What's wrong with him?"
"My good deed was ruined, and I slapped him like an assassin." The man said briefly.
The right protector pushed away Ruan Xiaomu's skirt, the palm print on his chest was shocking, he raised his head and glared at the man angrily.
The man's face was full of innocence: "I didn't expect his martial arts to be so bad, and he used [-]% of his power when he made a move."
At this moment, Ruan Xiaomu, who was in the arms of the right guardian, woke up leisurely, and looked at the two of them suspiciously.
Seeing him waking up, the man in white smiled softly, and said softly, "I've handed you over to your brother, and you are not allowed to accuse me of hurting others when you go to the rivers and lakes."
Ruan Xiaomu gradually remembered what happened before, glanced at him, and whispered: "I don't even know your name, how can I say nonsense?"
The man in white rolled up his sleeves, cupped his fists, and smiled coquettishly, "I'm Shangguan Qiyou."
Ruan Xiaomu wanted to speak again, but the protector right suddenly said "Farewell", hugged him, turned around and left, leaving only Shangguan Qiyou standing behind them, suddenly smiled.
Ruan Xiaomu raised his eyes to look at the chin of the right protector, which was covered by the moonlight, and asked, "What did he say his name was just now?"
Right protector: "Shangguan beast."
Shangguan Qiyou: "..."
Ruan Xiaomu: "..."
The Right Protector asked, "Does the wound still hurt?"
Ruan Xiaomu shook his head.
"Why did Shangguan Qinshou send you back?"
"……I cried."
"It's embarrassing for a big man to cry." Guardian You said in disgust, but hugged him even tighter.
In order to restore her image, Ruan Xiaomu hurriedly explained: "I fell into the water, so I was terrified."
Ruan Xiaomu was afraid that the entire Demon Cult of Water would know that when Protector Right picked him up, he was the one who pulled him out of the water.Every time this matter was brought up, the elders of the Demon Cult would touch Ruan Xiaomu's head and sigh: "How can there be such a cruel mother in this world?"
Why?Ruan Xiaomu didn't know either. Ever since she could remember, his mother had been treating him very badly, as if she had a deep hatred for him. Then one day she couldn't take it anymore and pushed him into the river.
At that time, Ruan Xiaomu was only nine years old, his small body was thrashing in the water, his nose and throat were sore from choking water, he almost choked to death.From that time on, he never went to the river again, even if the river was very shallow, it would frighten his legs and feet to make him weak.
Zhuang Liancheng frequently looked at the black-clothed assassin, with obvious worry in his eyes.
The guards brought the black-clothed assassin to Ye Fuyi, and kicked him hard on the calf. The man uncontrollably knelt down on one knee, raised his head, and stared fiercely at Ye Fuyi: "Relying on the fact that I am a martial artist!" Leader, forcefully marry a woman who doesn't like you, and you will get retribution!"
Feng Ling turned to look at Ye Fuyi with a surprised expression.
He brushed the dust off his sleeves and cast his eyes on Zhuang Liancheng.
Zhuang Liancheng avoided his gaze and lowered his head.
Ye Fuyi asked: "Who is he?" This sentence was obviously addressed to Zhuang Liancheng, and "he" naturally referred to the assassin.
Zhuang Liancheng said: "He is my bodyguard, the person I like. President Ye, I, I cannot marry you!"
Ye Fuyi glanced at her indifferently, then turned to look at the black-clothed assassin: "What about you?"
The black-clothed assassin still stared at him: "Liancheng is the woman I like, you can kill her or cut her up, I will definitely take her away today!"
Ye Fuyi sighed softly: "Well, I don't want to kill you, and I don't want to cut you, so you take her away."
The black-clothed assassin's eyes widened, and Zhuang Liancheng's face was full of disbelief.
Ye Fuyi said again: "I will speak to your father for you. If you really love each other, I am happy to facilitate this marriage."
Zhuang Liancheng had an expression of disbelief on his face: "You, why are you willing to let us go?"
Ye Fuyi asked back: "Since you don't like me, why did you marry me?"
"It was my father who persecuted me. I thought you would refuse, but I didn't expect you to accept it. President Ye, Liancheng doesn't understand. You can easily let me go today. Why did you promise my father to marry me?"
"Because the leader's mansion lacks a wife." Ye Fuyi said lightly.
Feng Ling's spirit was shaken, she clenched her fists, and strongly signaled President Ye to look this way with her eyes.
it's me!it's me!I am the owner of the lord's mansion, uh, husband... the other master!
Zhuang Liancheng originally wanted to say more, but Ye Fuyi's face showed a bit of impatience. She closed her mouth wisely, walked to the black-clothed assassin, and whispered to Ye Fuyi: "Thank you, President Ye, for your success. Farewell."
Ye Fuyi watched Zhuang Liancheng and her guard leave, Feng Ling who was sitting on the ground moved her body slightly, suddenly Ye Fuyi turned around and pointed at him with a sword: "Who allowed you to move?" ?”
Feng Ling: "..."==Strongly request that the plot be reversed!Return my love at first sight stalk!
"Can you pretend you never saw me?" Feng Ling said.
"I think there is something wrong with the way we met. Let's pretend to go back half an hour, shall we?" Feng Ling looked at him expectantly.
"I'm Xia Fengling, I've admired the name of leader Ye for a long time, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Feng Ling clasped her fists.
"I also think this self-introduction is a bit ordinary, why don't you introduce yourself first?" Feng Ling hesitated.
Leader: "..." Someone came and babbled this word out.
"Leader Ye, next you should gently take out the golden sore medicine to heal my wounds." The leader suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder only wanted to follow the plot, and looked at the leader expectantly.
Alliance leader: ..."
A head was exposed on the white wall behind Ye Fuyi, Feng Ling raised her head just in time to see her right protector lying on the top of the wall and blinking at him, holding a handful of silver needles in his hand.
Feng Ling's pupils shrank slightly, and she shook her head wildly at him.If it is broken, there will be no male protagonist in this article!
Protector You sighed inwardly, expressing his helplessness for his leader's behavior of eating inside and outside.With a sweep of his body, he rushed towards Ye Fuyi, Ye Fuyi reacted faster, and with one move, Hua Fuliu turned passive into active.
Fighting people in an open and aboveboard manner, the right protector is naturally no match for the so-called number one martial arts leader in the world, but he is better at coming to Yin.He casually waved a handful of white powder, and before Ye Fuyi could react, he rushed to Feng Ling's side, picked him up and ran away.
Feng Ling lay on the shoulder of the right guardian, and sighed: "Leader Ye's trick of splitting flowers and blowing willows just now is really not too good!"
The right guardian froze for a moment.
Leader, we all know that you are a fan of Leader Ye, but at such a critical moment of escape, please restrain yourself, please!
Seeing him walking like flying, Feng Ling couldn't help wondering: "Why are you doing nothing? This is unscientific."
The right protector almost burst into tears.Teacher, which side do you say you are on?
"By the way, that packet of medicinal powder just now is not poisonous, is it?"
Protector You couldn't cry at all, the leader of their family properly poured out the water!Although there seems to be something wrong with this metaphor...
"Guardian Right, we seem to have forgotten something." Feng Ling suddenly said calmly.
The protector on the right suddenly stopped in his tracks and screamed, "Ruan Xiaomu!"
At this time, the two were in a lush forest, and the guards of the Wulin League did not catch up. The right guardian gently placed the leader on his back under the tree, and looked at him solemnly: "Is the leader okay?"
Feng Ling's lips were a little pale, and she shook her head: "It's just a little blood loss."
Guardian You fed him a pill, and said in a low voice, "This subordinate will go back to find Xiao Mu, Master, please rest here for a while."
Feng Ling nodded: "Be careful, protect the right."
Sure enough, the leader still has me in his heart.The right protector felt warm in his heart, and he clenched his fists heavily: "Don't worry, the leader!"
The right protector went back along the original road, and found that the leaders of the various factions in the Wulin League had dispersed, and there were more than a dozen guards standing at the door, and the guards were very strict.He was standing under the wall, planning how to sneak in and take Ruan Xiaomu out, when he suddenly found a cute pig's head painted under the wall.
A mark of contact with the Demon Cult.
A drop of cold sweat dripped from the forehead of the right guardian. As for why the painting style of the secret signs of the Demon Cult is so strange, it is also due to the wonderful brain circuit of their leader.
I remember the leader explained it like this: [-]. The pig head is easy to draw and saves time; [-]. This peculiar style of painting will never be thought of by everyone as the contact code of their Demon Cult!
After hearing this, the members of the Devil's Cult said that the leader's thinking is very unique!Wulin Zhengdao must never have imagined that their leader is so smart (stupid and cute)!The days of conquering Wulin Baidao are numbered (out of reach)!
This is obviously because the brains have been arched by pigs. Thanks to them, they boasted that each of them is more talented than the other, and the right guardian is sweating.
He walked all the way along the pig's head mark left at the bottom of the wall, and the pig's head mark suddenly disappeared, but a man in white squatted on the ground and drew a pig's head with a branch, and lying beside him was the unconscious Ruan Xiaomu.
The protector on the right cheered up, and rushed out before the man noticed, and was about to snatch Ruan Xiaomu over, but the man suddenly turned around, picked up Ruan Xiaomu and hugged him in his arms, swept away, and dodged the right The guardian's hand fell on the top of the tree, looked down at him, and asked in a gentle manner: "It's the first time we meet, why are you so rough, brother?"
The right protector went crazy.Fuck you mother, what you are holding in your arms is the little troublesome spirit of our Demon Cult!I picked it up!The protector on the right puffed out his chest proudly.
The man glanced at his flat chest and looked away.
Guardian Right: "..." The style of painting tonight has been wrong!I must be on the wrong channel.
The man glanced at Ruan Xiaomu in his arms: "Do you know him?"
"He is my younger brother." Right Protector said.
The man seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, he came down from the tree, walked to the right guardian, and handed Ruan Xiaomu to him.
The right protector embraced the soft Ruan Xiaomu, with a look of doubt on his face: "What's wrong with him?"
"My good deed was ruined, and I slapped him like an assassin." The man said briefly.
The right protector pushed away Ruan Xiaomu's skirt, the palm print on his chest was shocking, he raised his head and glared at the man angrily.
The man's face was full of innocence: "I didn't expect his martial arts to be so bad, and he used [-]% of his power when he made a move."
At this moment, Ruan Xiaomu, who was in the arms of the right guardian, woke up leisurely, and looked at the two of them suspiciously.
Seeing him waking up, the man in white smiled softly, and said softly, "I've handed you over to your brother, and you are not allowed to accuse me of hurting others when you go to the rivers and lakes."
Ruan Xiaomu gradually remembered what happened before, glanced at him, and whispered: "I don't even know your name, how can I say nonsense?"
The man in white rolled up his sleeves, cupped his fists, and smiled coquettishly, "I'm Shangguan Qiyou."
Ruan Xiaomu wanted to speak again, but the protector right suddenly said "Farewell", hugged him, turned around and left, leaving only Shangguan Qiyou standing behind them, suddenly smiled.
Ruan Xiaomu raised his eyes to look at the chin of the right protector, which was covered by the moonlight, and asked, "What did he say his name was just now?"
Right protector: "Shangguan beast."
Shangguan Qiyou: "..."
Ruan Xiaomu: "..."
The Right Protector asked, "Does the wound still hurt?"
Ruan Xiaomu shook his head.
"Why did Shangguan Qinshou send you back?"
"……I cried."
"It's embarrassing for a big man to cry." Guardian You said in disgust, but hugged him even tighter.
In order to restore her image, Ruan Xiaomu hurriedly explained: "I fell into the water, so I was terrified."
Ruan Xiaomu was afraid that the entire Demon Cult of Water would know that when Protector Right picked him up, he was the one who pulled him out of the water.Every time this matter was brought up, the elders of the Demon Cult would touch Ruan Xiaomu's head and sigh: "How can there be such a cruel mother in this world?"
Why?Ruan Xiaomu didn't know either. Ever since she could remember, his mother had been treating him very badly, as if she had a deep hatred for him. Then one day she couldn't take it anymore and pushed him into the river.
At that time, Ruan Xiaomu was only nine years old, his small body was thrashing in the water, his nose and throat were sore from choking water, he almost choked to death.From that time on, he never went to the river again, even if the river was very shallow, it would frighten his legs and feet to make him weak.
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