[DC+M Club] But I forgot again

"You think I'm noisy!" Deadpool covered his heart in a very sad look.

<Restraint, I haven't received all the mission entrustment fees yet. >Louis complains to Carl about Deadpool, just in time for his employer Bruce Wayne to overhear him, who replies flatly, "I don't see how it works."

Even though Deadpool, whose ability was questioned, knew that he should restrain himself a bit, lest his employer not pay him, he still couldn't help but speak back.

"Everywhere in my body is easy to use." Deadpool said with his chest up, "You can cut off any piece you want and use it, and you can just return it to me later."

Everyone except Bruce Wayne looked at Deadpool with crazy eyes because they didn't know Deadpool's ability.

Deadpool exaggeratedly said with an aria: "Oh, my fragile little liver is broken into many pieces like soda crackers. Your eyes are like knives cutting my body. Although the body will heal at any time, my soul Injured!"

Bruce Wayne was not affected by him, and introduced calmly: "His ability is suitable for dealing with the Scarlet Witch, and he will not be affected by his mind—"

"That's right! Because I'm already crazy! I'm not a normal lunatic, I'm crazier than a psycho, a cute and charming comic character, perfect for you who have dangerous tasks to complete! - Yes! It's you! Like hiring I only need 998 for one day of dating, and it’s free if you’re pretty and cute.”

Bruce Wayne was annoyed by being interrupted all the time. He took a piece of stuff out of his pocket and said to Deadpool, "Come here."

<This is calling a puppy.Forget it, the puppy is cuter. > "Hey, it's the uncle who pays, so I listen to you, so what's the matter with you asking me to go there?"

"Come closer to the face—" Bruce Wayne tore off the paper protecting the sticky side from the tape, stuck it on Deadpool's mouth, and said with satisfaction, "Very good."

"woo woo woo woo!"

<Why didn’t you dodge so stupidly, but now you are forced to silence.Woohoo, this is killing him, poor Deadpool. > "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-" Deadpool wanted to refute the narration in his heart: You are also Deadpool, stupid.

Bruce Wayne said with satisfaction: "Okay, it's finally quiet. Deadpool is an insurance, to ensure that you can complete the mission smoothly."

"Spy on us by the way?" Although Carl could understand, he was very upset.

"Yes, you are from another universe, so I naturally want to monitor you." Bruce Wayne replied as a matter of course.

This sentence makes sense.

So Carl and Louis were silent.

"Is he Bruce Wayne?" Quicksilver finally got the chance to ask.

Louis said to Bruce Wayne, "Yes, Mr. Wayne, they want to work for you."

"Oh, why?" He looked at Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch with great interest.

The Scarlet Witch hid behind her younger brother Quicksilver uncomfortably.

Quicksilver replied: "I heard that you will supervise the Avengers, and we are willing to work for it."

"That's just a small part of the job, most of the time I need my men to keep my city safe."

"Stark's weapon threatens the security of the world." Scarlet Witch poked her head out and said.

"Of course I know... Well, if you can guarantee that you will not stare at Stark all day long and do nothing, I will hire you." Bruce Wayne said to them.

Quicksilver said: "We won't just focus on Stark. But Stark is important. The weapons he made will be used as blades for power struggles. He will hurt people and cause bloodshed and war."

"Where there is a country, there is war. I will not say that your ideas are too naive. I promise to keep an eye on Stark and Stark Industries. There are also military factories under the Wayne Group. I allow you to freely transfer confidential documents in this regard , you can check the direction of the weapons. I only have one proviso." Bruce Wayne paced back and forth as he spoke, he paused for a moment, and said to Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch seriously: "If you find any abnormalities, you have to guarantee that you will not act on your own , report to me first, and let me decide what to do."

Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch knew that they had recklessly decided to cooperate with Loki, they were not trusted, and they didn't think his request was too much.

"Okay." Scarlet Witch agreed to his conditions.

"Okay, then you guys come with me first—Carl, Alfred is preparing dinner, and you and Louis can go eat later. Deadpool is up to you." Bruce Wayne finished his order, took Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver leave.

Bringing these two back and setting them up by the way, Louis felt that he could retire.

Maybe it's time to bring Carl home.

Just as he was thinking this, Deadpool finally tore off the tape on his face, although this caused a big opening in his uniform hood, revealing mottled skin full of scars and blood scabs.

Deadpool said to Louis: "Hey, that time traveler over there, your name is Louis, right? Let's chat, shall we chat? I'm very interested in you."

"You don't go near Louis." Carl answered him warily.

<You were thought to have an affair with Louis.He doesn't know that you only like Spider-Man. > "I only like beautiful women!" Deadpool retorted.

He complained to Louis: "Oh, your little loyal dog hates me, what should I do? Salad? But I have something very important to tell you. I have some guesses about your lost memory."

Louis was surprised, "You know me?"

<I don't know, but that doesn't matter. >

"That's not the point, I happen to have some ways to know what happened to you." Deadpool raised an index finger and said.

<For example, cheating, directly ask the author Louis’s setting, and even his encounters and stories can be clearly understood, but the author said that he cannot spoil the readers. > "Yes, only we can know the secret." Deadpool said to himself.

Carl thought that the secret that Deadpool said was Louis's secret, and asked him to say, "Then tell us the secret."

"No, I'll just tell Louis, I can't let you hear. Why don't we have a secret conversation in another time and space? Have a quiet conversation." Deadpool shook his finger, vetoing Carl's request, and suggested to Louis.

Carl was surprised, he didn't expect Bruce Wayne to trust this mercenary so much, "You know about time and space? Bruce told you?"

"No, the readers told me." Deadpool replied.

"What? Who are you talking about?" Carl didn't understand.

"that's not important."

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Today I have to make up the number of words in the fourth update (vomiting blood)