[System] Discussion on the Correct Method of Lalang Matching

On the mountain road of Qingcheng Mountain, Ma Dazhuang is leading a group of young men from the village to repair the plank road of the cottage that was washed away by the rain the day before yesterday.

"Da Zhuang, look there, someone is flying in the sky!"

A man was dripping with sweat. He raised his hand to wipe the sweat off his face, and saw a man falling straight from the sky——

"What are you talking about, Song Gouzi, you miss your mother-in-law again! Haha!"

The others laughed, and the man's face flushed with embarrassment, and he yelled unwillingly: "Don't believe me! See for yourself—"

He stretched out his hand and pointed towards the sky, only to find that the black shadow that could be seen just now had disappeared.I thought to myself, why did I go against evil spirits, I saw ghosts in broad daylight! ?

A group of men laughed loudly and continued to work in silence. It's a lot of fun.

Song Gouzi didn't believe that it was a ghost, so he looked up for a long time, and saw a figure smashing into their village!

"Quack... cluck... cluck"

The chickens and ducks in the village were startled by the loud noise, and the women and children followed behind, yelling and chasing after them.

"Cuckoo, what's going on? The ground moved!?"

"If you don't make it, just hear a bang!"

The burly man who was working, seeing the chaos in the village, thought that something serious had happened, put down the tools in his hand in a hurry, and ran back.

"What happened? Why are the chickens and ducks running out?"

Ma Dazhuang grabbed a woman who was catching chickens and asked.

"I don't know, but when I heard the sound of the woodshed, the chickens and ducks ran out. Could it be an earthquake?"

The woman held the chicken in her hand and led Ma Dazhuang to the woodshed, talking about her guesses.

Ma Dazhuang didn't respond, he walked quickly and reached the place in the blink of an eye.

A few people ran to the place where the noise was made to see, and they were in an uproar——

A big hole was smashed into the roof of the firewood house, and the chicken coop and duck coop next to it were affected by debris falling from the roof, and a large area collapsed. This posture looks almost like an earthquake!

Wu Yu shook his dizzy head from the fall, leaned on the wall and stood up, thinking why no one told him to choose a posture for the portal! ?And where is this?Why does it look so much like a cave!

Ma Dazhuang spat on the ground, and told the strong men who followed him to take the guy who was in his hand, and was about to kick the door to see what the hell was going on!

Wu Yu wandered around in the "cave" for a long time. This cave looks like people come here often. It is full of firewood (firewood room), and you can faintly smell the fragrance of rice (the kitchen is next to it). Listen carefully. Someone else was talking.etc!People are talking!

"Brothers, hold the guy in your hand. When I kick the door open, you go to..."

Turning his head to look at the cave wall, there was actually a small corner door in the corner, and the voice came from there!Wu Yu trotted over and opened the door——

Outside the door, Ma Dazhuang stretched his muscles on the spot, kicked the door as he spoke, but he didn't expect that the door was pulled open from the inside!He didn't even touch the door with his toes, and fell all over the place!

The people next to him felt pain for him when they heard that voice.

"There are people there!" Wu Yu tugged at his clothes.In order to facilitate the completion of tasks, the clothes of salesmen like them will change according to the first person they see.

When Ma Dazhuang was working, he took off his whole body with nothing but a mandarin jacket and a pair of fat-legged pants, so cool!

Others didn't bother to stretch out their hands to pull the people on the ground up. When they saw the people coming out of the woodshed, their eyeballs would fall to the ground!

Have you ever seen a handsome-looking person, wearing a farmer's mandarin jacket and big underpants, greeting you with a smile?This feeling is really sour, it's like a fairy wrapped in a sack, neither fish nor fowl.

Seeing the strange faces of the people opposite, Wu Yu looked down at himself as if seeing something unbelievable.It's nothing, it's exactly the same as them, oh, the color is a little different.This is not a problem at all.

So, Ma Dazhuang, who got up from the ground, had the same expression as everyone else ⊙▽⊙! ! !I have never seen clothes change color by themselves when worn on the body!

"Young man, why did you fall into our firewood room?" A woman next to her asked Wu Yu who was in a daze while holding a flopping chicken in her hand.

"Ah?" Wu Yu felt a little embarrassed, and touched the big bag on the back of his head, "It seems that his posture was not right when he went out."

Everyone's eyes widened when they heard this, who would fall from the sky when they went out?You live in heaven!Then I remembered, when I saw the color-changing clothes just now, everyone's expressions became a little subtle.

"Well, little brother, where is your house? What's your name?" Ma Dazhuang was puzzled, seeing that this young man didn't look like a fairy, how can a fairy come down to earth with his head down! ?

"Oh, my name is Wu Yu, and I came out to do business for my boss. I accidentally fell off." Wu Yu was still a little unfamiliar with the language of this world, and he almost bit his tongue when he spoke it awkwardly.

Everyone suddenly realized and nodded, with a look of understanding.This little brother must have escaped from a neighboring country, and he can't even speak the official language here, and the second leader said that the army was in chaos.

"Great!"

A young man, who should be no taller than the total size, ran over bouncing and shouting in a cheerful tone.

Ma Dazhuang's face was livid: "Xiao Zhuzi, if you call me by my name like that again, I will sue your second father!"

"It's useless if you shrunk." The young man was a bit leaky because of the tooth change, and said proudly: "I've already asked my second father, you are younger than me!"

The young man glanced at Wu Yu and said, "Second Father heard something happening here, so come over and let me ask. Is it just Si (is) him?"

Ma Dazhuang nodded, and the woman who had gathered here to watch the fun also went to catch the chickens and drive the ducks, and asked a few young men to repair the chicken and duck coops.At the door of the firewood room, only Wu Yu, Ma Dazhuang and the boy named Xiao Zhuzi were left.

Wu Yu stared at Xiao Zhuzi curiously and looked up and down. It turns out that human beings are so young?I thought they were about the same age as us when they were born.

Little Zhuzi felt hairy all over from his eyes, rubbed his arms, raised his chin and said to Ma Dazhuang: "I'm going to go, go to school to study Su, you can take this man there."

"You little boy, go to school!"

Turning back to Wu Yu, he said, "Brother Wu, follow me to meet our second master and the village master."

Wu Yu followed behind Ma Dazhuang, and carefully observed this human gathering place, which was the cottage they called.

——I found that these people were not rich, and their clothes were covered with patches. On the road, they passed a small thatched hut, and there were bursts of reading sounds inside. It must be the school that the little human mentioned just now, but the conditions are still very good. Poor, doesn't look different from other houses.

"Here we are, this is the place where our village master and the second leader usually live, and it's also the place where the big guys discuss things."

Looking along where Ma Dazhuang pointed, he saw a tattered wooden board with three big characters "Loyalty Hall" engraved on it.There are two rows of wooden shelves at the door, on which there are only a few machetes used in busy farming, and there are no decent weapons.

After filling in the gaps in the data in the memory system, Wu Yu felt that this cottage might be the poorest cottage in history, and it was as poor as no other.

There was a chatter coming from inside the door.

"Afang, you agreed to cook something delicious today, why is there something else?"

"A lot of things have been lost in the stockade today. I want to send people down to buy them, and I want to meet the people who fell into the stockade..."

Chen Yuan tugged at Fang Mingxiu's sleeve, looked at him eagerly, didn't speak or breathe, just held back, trying to get Afang to agree to him.

Fang Mingxiu's face turned red when he saw people holding back, and he felt a little headache, but he still didn't compromise: "If you don't listen to me, then there will be no delicious food in the future."

"Fine then. Listen to you."

The voice of aggrieved and aggrieved came from the crack of the door, Wu Yu felt a little strange, it was a bit like coaxing a child!Could it be that the owner of this cottage is a young child?

Seeing this, Ma Dazhuang coughed a few times, and then heard a cold voice from inside: "Come in."

Walking in and looking, there was a young man whose stature was definitely not a child huddled in the tall armchair. Seeing Wu Yu go in, he gave him a vicious look, and tightly clenched the corner of the handsome man's clothes.

Fang Mingxiu burst out laughing, feeling helpless at Chen Yuan's act of declaring his sovereignty.He said to the people standing below: "This little brother, what is his name, and where did he come from?"

from nowhere...

Trying to get rid of the strange words in his mind, he replied with a serious face: "Wu Yu, I accidentally dropped it."

Fang Mingxiu: ...

"Brother Wu must know where this place is. I will ask Da Zhuang to take you down the mountain tomorrow morning, but don't mention the things in the village to others lightly."

It is said to be a Shanzhai here, but it is actually a poor village in a poor mountain valley. It will be called a Shanzhai. It turned out that one day a man who could read a few words in the mountain went out to sell mountain goods, and saw a notice posted at the gate of the city. The Shanzhai did evil again, captured the head of the family alive, and rewarded a hundred taels", the man recognized the words "shanzhai" and "hundred taels", and felt very domineering, so he yelled to change the name of the village when he came back.Later, when Fang Mingxiu and Chen Yuan came here, they were elected by the villagers to be the principals, and they didn't bother to change their names, so they kept calling them like this.But if the government wants to add a political achievement, it doesn't care whether you are fake or not.Copycat.

Wu Yu also thought that he still had to do the task, so he agreed without hesitation.While the two were talking, Xiao Zhuzi rushed in.

"Second father, there is a very good-looking man (walking) to the gate of Zai (zhai)zi!"

Xiao Zhuzi panted while talking, and squatted down next to Chen Yuan's chair, and reached out and took out two sesame candies: "Daddy, I'll give you one."

Chen Yuan took it with a smile, and wanted to feed the candy to Fang Mingxiu. Fang Mingxiu shook his head to signal that he would not eat it, and frowned at Xiao Zhuzi who was licking his fingers: "Who gave it to you?"

Xiao Zhuzi sucked the finger that was holding the candy, licked his lips and said, "Four (yes) is hot and pretty brother!"

"You are really..." Hu Lai.The child looked at her with a reminiscing expression, Fang Mingxiu couldn't say the remaining two words.

"Is it tasty?"

Seeing Chen Yuan and Xiao Zhuzi's happy expressions, Wu Yu swallowed, wondering if it was delicious, and what kind of taste was it?Never heard of it.

Xiao Zhuzi twisted his body and groaned: "It's a good time and I won't smash the people in the (village) again!"

The child held a grudge very much, because Wu Yu smashed the roof of the firewood house and also crushed the chicken and duck coop, so he refused to show any good looks.

"Don't be self-willed, go and invite the brother who gave you candies." Fang Mingxiu patted Chen Yuan who was making faces at Wu Yu, and said to Xiao Zhuzi.

"Okay!" Xiao Zhuzi jumped up, and rushed out like a firecracker with his small body: "Big Brother, Second Dad let you in!"

The crisp and soft voice of refusal blurred Wu Yu's face.Wu Yu put away the disappointed expression on his face, tried to make an expression that looked similar to Xiao Zhuzi's, and looked at the gate expectantly.

Anyone with sugar, I really want to meet you, give me one too!I will have that expression too! saliva.

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Wu Yu: Why am I here!Cool love let me go, I still have to do the task!

Chen Yuan: I'm so scared, Ah Fang, this man is crazy!

Wu Yu: ...