[If you mess with me, you will die] Bad boy

"You shouldn't have stayed in my house!"

Jin Zhixian blurted out his words, and consciously slipped his words, but tightly shut his mouth and refused to look at me.

I shouldn't have said that in the first place, it's just full of grievances, I don't owe him anything, and it's not that his father didn't get benefits from living in his house, I said that without thinking before, just to provoke him, okay Let him easily talk about his guilty conscience. Who knows that he is in the period of youth soreness. For such words, he can climb up the pole.

He has said such things now, and it would be too blunt to switch to the previous topic, but who am I, no matter whether he is blunt or not, I don’t even want to talk about a turning point. He stretched out his hand:

"Give me the phone."

Reflexively, he hid the mobile phone that was still in his hand in his pocket. Seeing his reaction, I felt more confident.The phone call he made has something to do with me, and I want to pursue it, which is of course reasonable.

Jin Zhixian said that he would not do it to the death, and I said that you don't need to die, as long as you are beaten until it hurts.

It didn't take long to snatch his mobile phone. I stepped on him and threatened him to shut up with my eyes. Then I found the call record and dialed it back.

The first sentence that came from the other side was:

"Don't shout that your eardrums are burst!"

"Who the hell yelled!"

It's just crazy!After I yelled back, I realized that the voice is very familiar. Isn’t this Li Jiezhi? The content of the call that made Jin Zhixian feel guilty was Li Jiezhi and him?

Oh my god, I'm a little excited all of a sudden!The campus boss discovered that there were people who were perfect everywhere among the freshmen who wanted to suppress him, so he had a trick in his heart. He joined forces with the friends next to the freshman to set up various schemes in an attempt to make the perfect freshman sink into the mud, but he did not expect that the charm value of the freshman exploded. , I am very clever, so...

The 100-word campus domination novel that made me so excited quickly took shape in my mind. I covered the microphone of the phone and let out a hey hey hey before calmly and calmly saying various synonyms to the person on the other side of the phone:

"it's me."

There was no sound over there, I smiled triumphantly, and I knew that Li Jiezhi must be panicking now, thinking about it, it was originally Jin Zhixian's mobile phone, but it fell into my hands, but they were working together just now, now I know that I discovered their conspiracy Yes, I must be scared, haha!

"who are you?"

My "haha" froze.Hmph, he must have done it on purpose, and now he still wants to cover it up!

"Don't you know who you were on the phone with just now?"

"Oh, I remembered, Jin Zhixian, what are you doing calling me, it's so annoying."

Hey, hey, he didn't recognize my voice!

"I'm Zhong Hongming!"

Rolling my eyes towards the sky, I said my name viciously.There was a strange sound in my ear, as if Li Jiezhi had dropped the phone.Really, as for being so shocked?But having said that, I'm pretty happy with the shock effect my name has.

The phone was picked up again, and Li Jiezhi's unique voice came from frowning:

"what."

"No reason, just want to ask what you and Jin Zhixian said about me."

"Who is Jin Zhixian?"

My head was on the ground under my feet, but my ears were pricked up all the time. Jin Zhixian, who was overhearing our conversation, dropped his ears instantly.I was at a loss for words again, forget it, with such a face, it can be forgiven for not being able to remember some insignificant people.

Wait, this guy didn't seem to know it was me just now?

"So, what did you just say about me?"

"Nothing to say about you, what nonsense."

"Then why does Jin Zhixian feel so guilty when he sees me?"

"Then you ask him, what am I doing?"

"No, if it's nothing, why did you call him?"

I'm green again, this guy doesn't even remember Jin Zhixian's name, but he calls him, no matter how you think about it, it's tricky.

"Doo-doo"

...The phone actually hung up.My eyes moved to Jin Zhixian, he trembled and wanted to run away in fear, but I dragged him back.

……

an hour later.

I had an awe-inspiring attitude towards Jin Zhixian. At this moment, he became extremely tall in my heart, comparable to a generation of Liu Hulan.

I can't really beat him to death, so that's all.He's right if he doesn't say anything, how can the conspiracy be exposed right after the story begins?If I don't allow the conspiracy to succeed, how can I reflect my superiority? This is called great contrast!

When Jin Jialin came back, he turned a blind eye to his son's plight, greeted me gently, and asked me how I was doing. I said great, so he nodded and went back to his room.

Jin Zhixian was not at all sad for his father's performance, but just stared at me fiercely, with a sense of pride that he was about to float to the sky.He worships the strong, and his head is so stubborn that Li Jiezhi is probably deified in his head.

I suddenly thought very seriously, who is worse, me or him?After all, I haven't seen his mother yet.Without the self-consciousness of poking someone's scar, I asked him:

"Where's your mom?"

I will not make him very sad, because I will use myself to comfort him.

"My mother is on a business trip, why do you ask him?"

Forget it, I'd better comfort myself.

In the last five hundred words, I decided to talk about my mother.

My impression of my mother is that I have no impression.Many times, I doubt, is she really my mother?But we do look alike, which really makes me sad, and I don't even have room to make up all kinds of vulgar plots.

But even if I'm her own, I can make up for it with vulgar brains.What happened to the biological one, the biological one can still make a fuss!In my home, I often don't feel the presence of my mother. In fact, she has a strong sense of presence. She is beautiful and has temperament.She didn't ignore me. When I was young, she still hugged me, played with me, and put me to sleep, but I just didn't have a deep impression of her, like a passerby.

Although it cannot be said that having a mother is the same as not having a mother, this mother is more like a symbol to me than a real person.

She spoke little and her voice was not sweet.If I want a mother, it must be her opposite image.Of course, I also imagined that when such a mother came to me and said sorry, at that time, I would definitely run into her arms without hesitation.

Of course, before that, my dad will beat me half to death.He loves my mom.

The author has something to say: I had a lot of fun on Arbor Day, although I was laughed at for being too weak, but I also supported at least [-] metasequoias for men to shovel soil!

I'm going to plant trees tomorrow, do I want to take a kite with me?Spring outing is great!

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PPS: The text is coded by me!it's me! ! !Judging by how good the literary talent is, you know it must not be Mosang code! ! ! ! !

PPPS: Alright, someone would like to guess who I am... If I guess right, I will fill in all the pits for you =w=