[If you mess with me, you will die] Bad boy

Oh fuck!I never imagined that I would end up in this kind of situation—being kicked out by my biological father and ordered not to return to the country until my character has been corrected. This old man really thinks that I can change. He just died a sea away, the Koryo Bangzi Kingdom, which can reshape the three outlooks on life if you go there?

Never!From the previous posture where I was pushed out of the door together with the suitcase by the old man, I jumped up and slammed on the door in an instant.

"Dad, I was wrong, don't drive me away! I swear that I will be loyal to the motherland, love the collective, and show you the certificate of the three good students! Dad, you have the heart to watch me go to Korea and become a dead yellow Is cabbage tied? The students there will definitely be jealous of me and want to disfigure me! Dad, open the door! I will really be excluded and bullied! I will definitely be involved in school violence and die in a foreign country! Mom! Come out and save me, I don’t want to die yet! I’m really your own, and I haven’t been replaced in the hospital!”

Like a rag doll who has been ravaged a thousand or eight times, I slapped the door of my house madly with tears squeezed out, trying to create a tearful effect, but unfortunately, My face was all fake, they didn't even open the door, let alone look at it, my parents forgot me in a cruel moment, and there was no sound coming from the clattering door that was photographed.I also forgot that the sound insulation of the door of my house is not so good. If you don't ring the doorbell, you can't hear the sound at all.

But is it necessary to press the doorbell?According to their determination, I really have to go.

It hurts just now.I dejectedly gave up this move that I knew was invalid before I tried it.They are really cruel!He said that he would send me to Korea to study. I didn’t believe it at first. I had such a good time in Tianchao. Every time I called friends, I would look at a group of little girls with admiration in my heart. If I go to South Korea, I will definitely not have this kind of treatment. My refreshing hair, which is not dyed or permed, is far from their handsome guy template!

Of course, I am not saying that I am not good-looking, I think I am very good-looking.I know how popular I am from the moment my little thoughts start to sprout and I keep changing girlfriends. Although I'm so pure that I can only hold hands, it's all because our school's teaching office is too strict and too fascist!No matter where I hid in any corner with my little girlfriend, I would pull my ears and be called to the Academic Affairs Office for training after 10 minutes. I still haven’t figured out why that Mediterranean guy has so much eyeliner, or is it that our school pulls All the sponsorships that came were used on the camera?

In short, although I am sure that I must be good-looking among the students in Korea, but just like those who eat kimchi will laugh at those who eat vegetables, and those who have had plastic surgery will definitely look down on me who have not had plastic surgery. They ganged up on me, stole my books, put superglue on my stool, tied me up, stripped me, and hung me on the pole of the Taegeuk flag!

Hehehehehe, the more I think about it, the more excited I get!In this life, I have never suffered a disadvantage except that my parents bullied me. Although I have established my unique position in the school I attended before, if I can go out and conquer foreign schools and become their boss Also very good huh?Although what I want to conquer is a group of guys who are so happy after eating a barbecue, they will definitely lose their strength because they don’t eat too much meat, but it may also become an honor for me!

Well... the above words are just to comfort myself, I have to accept the fact that the plane to South Korea starts to take off in two hours, I can be late on purpose, but if I miss it, I will have nowhere to go , can only deliberately break his own leg and make a living by begging.

I sighed sadly, stroked my bangs and rubbed them, so that they would not become unsteady because of the fall just now.Well, now I can only go to the airport and start my new life!

But before that, I have to review why I ended up in such a miserable life to let you know and understand.I, Zhong Hongming, have a father who is so rich that he can send me abroad if he wants to, and he doesn’t worry about whether I will be bullied because of my fragile heart. There are many mothers who are busier than their fathers, and I am a junior high school graduate who clearly knows that I am still in the second stage of middle school and does not shy away from it but does not want to correct it. I am mentally young and my IQ is naive enough. I'm honest enough, originally, I know I'm young, so I don't have to pretend to be mature, even if anyone dares to say that, I will punch my fist and be rude.I think it's not bad that I didn't show my second grade on the outside, and it's not my fault that I'm in kindergarten!

Originally, I was happily preparing to enter the key high school that my dad would definitely handle for me even though I didn’t pass the exam, and then continue to live a life of flirting with those beautiful girls, which was normal at first, Our whole family has no objection, but unfortunately, I made a big mistake right after I finished the high school entrance examination. It was this mistake that made my dad decide to send me out to harm other countries, so as not to make him angry again.

Before making this mistake, I was an unconventional bad boy, the kind of bad student that teachers hate most.How to put it, I said before, I have always admitted my shortcomings, I have always been very honest about this, and it is also the only advantage my father said I have, so although I am bad, I don’t bully others. It shows my badness, ding can be regarded as unruly, a little maverick, but I always give up my seat enthusiastically on the bus, a good boy who will help the old grandma to cross the road when I see them.

But it's a pity that such a beautiful me has a violent temper. Although I don't get angry very often, when I get angry, I will forget everything until I vent. So I often get into trouble so much that I need my dad to wipe my ass. , but I used to do small things, such as beating the guy who scolded me to the hospital, or accidentally dismantling some facilities, but because of the habit I developed by being told by my father, I will get angry subconsciously. In restraint, nothing really happened.

It's a pity that my mistake this time was not a big mistake, but the person who made the mistake was too strange, so although I just interrupted the guy who dared to say that I am too good-looking, I might as well let him kiss me. Rib, but who called him the son of the mayor's family?So my dad felt that I couldn't let me hang around in the country anymore, and I didn't know how I would die if I saved it.

I think I'm wronged, I know my dad has good energy, but I don't really know what he does, and it doesn't really look like the TV said that he will often attend some banquets, as a junior high school student What I worry about every day is how to pass this exam and where to change tomorrow. I don't know the mayor's son at all.I really feel that the mayor is too far away from me, shouldn't this kind of thing live on TV?Why did it appear in a dark bar where we junior high school students can get involved no matter how old they are!Why do adults compete with us minors for space, and dare to make fun of me?

So when I beat him, I was very straightforward, and I really didn't expect that an adult would not be able to beat me!Not to mention that he couldn't beat me and still have the face to sue!I was shocked when the mayor brought his young master to block my door, okay?How old are you, child, wake up, are you really ashamed to hold your mayor's father's little hand and tell me how I beat you!

Anyway, after various coordinations, I was forced to be sent abroad for "refuge".In fact, it’s not that serious. I’d better live in another city!In the end, my father told me righteously that every city has a mayor, and I am not safe no matter where I go, so I might as well go abroad.I haven't grown up in intelligence yet, so I believed it naively, so I started thinking about which country to go to, and it took me a long time to realize that every foreign city also has a mayor. Do I want to go to a mayor without a mayor? star?

In the end, my protest was ineffective, and going abroad was a must, so I began to yearn for an open America. I heard that the Academic Affairs Office there doesn’t care about people’s little hands, but my father said that there are too many school shootings in the United States, and it’s too bad to go there. It's safe, and then I want to go to the UK, where the academic affairs office doesn't care about people's little hands, but my father said that drug abuse cases in British schools are prone to outbreaks.Anyway, that’s the case, no matter which country I propose to go to with my poor geographical knowledge, my dad has a very good excuse to let me know how much I don’t cherish my life to go to school there, and then I give up on myself and say, Well, then go wherever you say.

Then, it became a decision I regretted for a long time!My biological father cheated on me!I'm definitely the cheapest kid he bought at the kid store!Maybe it's a wrap around when buying baby products!He said to me very calmly, then go to Korea. They are all Asian schools, close to home, and the students are good. Then he quickly helped me with various procedures, and threw me into the crazy Korean class to make up. Two full months of Korean.

I tried to fight back, really.I don't know much about this country, but I remember that the people there are very fond of plastic surgery, and they create a model of men and women, and then there is nothing to eat except kimchi, the staple food, and every dinner is to eat barbecue.God, I will die if I go to such a country!The cliff will die!How much I love Tianchao food, how much I love Tianchao rice and various vegetables!The most painful thing is that I can't speak a word of Korean!

Although I can’t speak English, at least I have introduced my name and age in elementary school, and I can also swear in English——I’m very proud to say fuck and shirt, etc. Is it a shit or a shirt? of?Who cares? Anyway, I think the pronunciations of the two are similar. Besides, is it still a curse if you pronounce it clearly?Just to spit it out vaguely and handsomely, preferably with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, looking cool and domineering.

...Although I haven't learned to smoke yet.

The author has something to say: Thank you Boya Affinity and Engine Oil Xiaoshou for the landmines before writing this article, huh!

happy New Year!The past year was really unhappy, so I opened a small white article to adjust it.Now I can only update it weekly, and I will update it more when I get home with heating.

Chapter 1 was written a year ago. When I opened it before, it was full of exclamation marks. I changed it several times to this, but I gave up.If I was cheated, I must not be able to bear so many exclamation marks and give up.

Finally, I miss the time when I was reading youth novels in junior high school, what a cute Tao Guoni Balabala, it was really...youth!