Black-bellied husband, don't overdo it

Sitting on the bus, Fang Qing felt very uncomfortable being pushed around.He should be the one who asks for guilt and suffers.

Resting his chin and looking intently at the uncle driving the bus ahead, uh, it's not that the uncle is so handsome, it's just that he can't find the focus.

There was a sudden sound of brakes, causing everyone in the car to lean forward.Then a very strange scene happened, Fang Qing only felt that his legs were a little heavy, and when he looked up, he saw a dark head.

The corner of the mouth twitched slightly, did this person do it on purpose?Although there is no seat in front of the position he made, but everyone is moving forward, how can he go backward!

"Hey, brother, you sat on my lap." Seeing that the man seemed to be addicted to sitting, Fang Qing had no choice but to remind him.Although the opponent's block is not big, it is quite heavy, okay?

Qiao Yu shook his eyebrows. He originally wanted to find a seat by leaning back to find a seat, but he didn't expect to run on someone else's body.Judging by the voice, there is no doubt that the other party is a man.

Then he is like this, it can't be regarded as molesting.With a flattering smile on his face, Qiao Yu turned around just as he was sitting on Fang Qing, "Brother, I'm sorry."

Fang Qing was shocked immediately, he was found to be a man!In fact, what he didn't know was that Qiao Yu sat on him and couldn't see that he was wearing a skirt at all.And his neat short hair is not feminine at all.

"Who is your elder brother? I'm a woman!" Seeing the people around them staring at them with half-smiles, Fang Qing said the words that cut himself apart as if giving up.If he said he was a man, he would be perverted, okay, and how long is this man going to sit on his lap!

"Female?" Qiao Yu felt that his jaw was about to drop, how could it be, it was a woman!

Seeing that the other party stared blankly at him still not planning to stand up, Fang Qing gritted his teeth and kicked Qiao Yu's heel forcefully with the heel of his high-heeled shoes.

Qiao Yu almost remembered the sour taste deep in his soul.She was so frightened that she jumped up suddenly, but inadvertently bounced onto a woman in front of her. The soft feeling made Qiao Yu not even have the courage to raise her head.

Well, although his popularity with women is overwhelming today, he doesn't like women, okay?

A woman's scream pierced through the sky, "You rascal..."

Just as the bus stopped, Qiao Yu turned around, took one hand and ran towards the open door.

Fang Qing covered his face and dared not look at this beautiful picture, but then his hand was pulled up, and then he ran quickly.After finally stopping, Fang Qing exhaled two breaths forcefully.

Is this man running for his life?run so fast.No, he didn't get off here, okay? "Hey, why are you dragging me?" Fang Qing was looking unhappy after being sat on his lap just now.

Qiao Yu turned around stiffly, he didn't realize that he had pulled someone just now, he only knew what to grab so as not to panic.Isn't the delicate-faced 'woman' in front of him the one who just kicked him with high heels? "I didn't pull you."

This sentence seems not convincing at all, because he is indeed holding a slightly cold hand in his hand!

The other party seemed to be in good shape, with a wickedly handsome smiling face, and the crooked eyebrows made people look very comfortable, but Fang Qing had a deep memory of his hooliganism just now.

It's okay that he's not a real woman, but the woman whose chest was thrown by a hooligan is definitely the real thing. I mourn for her for three seconds, and he is as kind as ever.

"Fuck, it really is a hooligan." Fang Qing completely characterized the person in front of him.

Qiao Yu scratched her hair with a depressed face, and her comfortable hairstyle suddenly became a bird's nest, "My name is Qiao Yu, so I'm not a hooligan."

Hmph, if he said no, then he wasn't, Fang Qing is not so easy to deceive, "It's not a hooligan, but you still stab him in the chest, there is really no silver 300 taels here."

"Oh, why doesn't it make sense to you? I like men, so I'm not interested in women at all!" Qiao Yu almost shouted this time, and the eyes of the people around them suddenly changed. up.

No, why didn't he hold back.But liking a man is not a big deal, Qiao Yu continued to look at Fang Qing with his head held high.

Fang Qing was thinking about another thing at this time, he said why he forgot something, so he didn't ask Xiao Qi if he likes men!

Seeing that Fang Qing ignored him and was still immersed in his own thoughts, Qiao Yu became anxious. He finally explained it to others, but they didn't listen. This is a slap in the face, okay?

Quickly approaching Fang Qing, Qiao Yu put his hands on Fang Qing's shoulders and shook vigorously, "Did you hear what I said?"

"I... heard... saw..." After speaking four words intermittently, Fang Qing felt that he was going to faint. What's the situation with this person in front of him? award?

"That's it." Qiao Yu put down his hands and turned to leave, but found a strange place.Half of the patch covering Fang Qing's Adam's apple was shaken out by him.

Qiao Yu's eyes suddenly changed, "So you are..."

Feeling that the other party seemed to have discovered something, Fang Qing quickly reached out and covered Qiao Yu's mouth, "What is it, don't talk nonsense!" This time it was changed to Fang Qing and Qiao Yu ran away, so that he would not be called a pervert by the public. Woolen cloth.

Qiao Yu really wanted to shout, why is his life so miserable.I've run several times a day, his delicate calves can't stand it, okay?

After reaching a secluded place, Fang Qing let go of Qiao Yu's hand and stopped.Swallowing, she said cautiously, "I'm not a pervert, I was forced to dress like this."

I understand Qiao Yu's face, "Your family likes to see you dressed like this, right? Don't worry, I won't look down on you." After finishing speaking, he patted Fang Qing's shoulder earnestly.

Fang Qing's mouth twitched slightly, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"Did I guess wrong? In fact, you are the hooligan who wants to moles... women? After finally finding the right words, Qiao Yu let out a deep breath. Sure enough, his Chinese is not in vain.

"You're the one who wants to molest women, and your whole family wants to molest women." Shit, does Fang Qing look like such an unscrupulous person?Although he likes women, he is not so horny!

Qiao Yu felt that there must be two black lines hanging on his forehead, this person is too pissed off, okay, "Okay, okay, I was thinking about that woman, eh."

Humph, "I'm leaving now, don't say you've seen me, or I will!" With big eyes rolling around, Fang Qing raised his hand and made a gesture of wiping his neck.

Qiao Yu shivered with aversion to the cold, "I'm sure I won't say that I haven't seen you."

Fang Qing turned around satisfied and left.

Qiao Yu scored full marks for his wit, and his Chinese is really excellent!