[Jani] My other half is kind of a genius

Tony knew he was going to be in such bad luck all the time, and his luck could be astonishingly bad sometimes.He covered the wound, kicked the guy standing opposite him quickly before he could take the next step, and then took out the small gun in his arms to shoot.He didn't use a gun for some time, and it was just a matter of convenience when he brought this thing out today.

The ridiculous thing is that the thing is so weak that it was hit by two bullets immediately, and it twitched on the ground for a while before it didn't move.Tony found that the things that fell on the ground slowly peeled off a layer of skin and secreted some disgusting mucus.Its true form is gradually revealed, and it looks like a giant insect.

Many passers-by had already seen this scene. Tony had no time to explain to them or comfort them. He started to search for Jarvis's location, and the other party happened to be walking this way at this time.Tony saw that his butler was helping a pregnant woman with a heavy object, and he didn't know whether to praise her for her demeanor or kick her twice.

"Jarvis, if you have time to help other women carry things, why don't you come over and watch your boyfriend get stabbed, do you know what I'm thinking now, I'm..."

Jarvis had already noticed him when he just spoke. He saw Jarvis drop what he was holding and ran to him. upset.

"There is no serious injury, we will go to the hospital immediately."

This is obviously the conclusion Jarvis came to after inspection.

"Well, you always have a way to calm me down."

"gentlemen?"

"I'm in severe pain, what should I do, you can find a way."

"Maybe you need a kiss."

"Exactly, come on."

Before Tony arrived at the hospital, Jarvis had already taken care of it in advance. When the doctor saw Tony's wound, he praised Tony for his skillful emergency treatment.Tony didn't like listening to what the doctor said, but he didn't want to annoy the doctor, so he closed his eyes and nodded in agreement.

The operation didn't take long. Tony touched the area that had already been bandaged, and began to consider whether to use the regeneration cradle. After all, it only needs to be swept a few times to restore the body to its original state.

Jarvis stood aside and picked up something. Tony glanced at it and it turned out to be a bowl of porridge.He didn't know where Jarvis got it, maybe it was configured by this hospital.Tony watched his lover carefully cool the porridge, and gave up the urge to find the cradle.

He bled a lot, and his face turned pale, but it didn't seem to be a big deal. He quite liked Jarvis's neurotic state.

"If you let me know that the guy just now has something to do with S.H.I.E.L.D., I will blow up their base, I swear... wait, what are you thinking?"

Tony found that Jarvis's hand paused for a moment, which would not be easily noticed, but it would not be difficult to find if one looked carefully.

"Sir, I'm not thinking about anything."

"Jarvis, you can't fool me, you're thinking."

Tony always has a way to get Jarvis to say it. Jarvis's brain system is different from that of humans. There are countless windows in his brain, and each window holds different things. It may be a sentence, it may be is a small subsystem.And since he found out that Tony was injured, a window popped up frequently, and the news inside confused him, but he felt that he agreed.

"Did you ever make a request that I lock you in the house?"

Tony was taken aback, thinking of the night when Jarvis made the same remarks, he couldn't help but smile.

"No, actually, that was your idea..."

Tony felt like he wanted to fight Jarvis on the spot, but his body didn't seem to allow him to do something right away.Jarvis sensed Tony's thoughts, but just smiled and said nothing.

It was already dark when we returned to the building. Tony lay down on the bed and breathed a sigh of relief. From the very beginning, his mind was full of doing that thing with Jarvis, how could he be calm.Just when he decided to drag Jarvis to do it again, Natasha called.

"Stark, I know you must be confused right now. Let me tell you simply and clearly that a group of aliens who can perfectly camouflage have landed on the earth. They took away the captain, and of course there are many others. We still have Too late to count."

Tony could hear the anxiety in Natasha's words, and he also understood that this matter is really difficult.

"Their camouflage is perfect. If you get a person's blood, you can even replicate that person's ability."

"Including intelligence?"

"I don't think it will reach intelligence, and it won't be as strong as the main body in terms of ability. Anyway, I need to see you."

"I'm afraid…"

"I'm sorry you have no room to refuse."

Tony heard the sound of knocking on the glass. With a growl of complaint, he opened the passage and let Natasha in.

"I'm surprised you didn't just barge in."

"I know you've just been stabbed, maybe I'll make you feel better by doing this."

Tony knew that the people from S.H.I.E.L.D. could not contact the captain after trying hard, so he came to him. Of course he would intervene in this matter. No one was stabbed for no reason and still kept a bystander attitude, let alone those dead bugs who dared to pretend to be jarvis.

It took Tony a lot of effort to get in touch with the captain. Hawkeye caught two bugs, and the witch got some of their secrets. After Tony mastered the basic information, he finally connected with the spaceship of the bugs. Fortunately, the captain still has some brains. Guess they'll contact him via the ship's comms.

"Hey, can I follow you?"

Tony heard the strange boy's voice, but he was quite energetic, while Natasha frowned and muttered why this guy was also taken away.

"I mean we can act together."

The boy seemed to be convincing someone, and it sounded like he liked the other party very much. Tony didn't need to guess who the other party was, because he got the answer right away.

"Stark, is that you, Stark?"

"Yes, congratulations, you have finally connected with the earth. How is the scenery in outer space?"

"Not bad, I want to remind you that they got my blood, it might be more troublesome."

Tony glanced at the smiling person sitting beside him, shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I'm really sorry, your reminder was a step late, your teammate just knocked the fake out."

"Bucky?"

"The guess is accurate. I don't think you want to see the expression he looked at that impostor just now. It's scary enough. Compared with you, he looks more like he has been on the battlefield."

There was a sudden silence over there for a while, but Tony seemed to see the other party's smile, the kind that came from the heart.

The bugs in outer space copied the abilities and appearance of some capable people, and they tried to cause panic in various cities, and they did.Despite the swift action of the real cards, it took a while to deal with the bugs.

They thank the bugs for not gaining the Hulk's abilities.

They seem to have realized that the earth cannot be conquered by force, and they actually took another path, a path that shocked everyone in the Avengers.

Tony was really disgusted when he saw the captain of the United States claiming that aliens were here to save everyone on major TV stations.Anyone who was close to Steve knew it was a fake, but the masses didn't.This is also the first time that senior government officials have realized the important position of Captain America in the hearts of the people, because there are really many people who have begun to accept the invasion and rule of alien bugs.

The real captain finally rushed back to Earth in the chaotic moment. Behind him were famous guys everywhere, some heroes and some villains, but at that moment no one doubted that they were enemies.Natasha lamented the captain's charm, which actually subdued those stubborn villains.

After seeing the real Captain America, the people finally realized the fact that they had been deceived, and the bugs lost their last support and were finally defeated.The last thing Tony defeated was the bug pretending to be the captain, and he heard the other party calling himself Tony.That really made his hair stand on end, and he kicked subconsciously.

"The captain wouldn't call my name so disgustingly. Also, your shield is too brittle, isn't there anything stronger on your planet?"

Tony knew he was in a hurry today, and today was his old friend's wedding.He even wears a suit and then puts on the armor.

"Jarvis, is it time?"

"Yes sir, I think you are ready to go."

When Tony arrived at the wedding scene, many people had already gathered there. New York is a bit chaotic now, and those bugs are all to blame, but Tony will ensure that this place is safe.No one can stand in the way of Peter's wedding.

"Jarvis, let the Iron Army guard here."

"Ok."

The matter of the bugs made people panic, but Peter did not delay the wedding, and he did what he needed to do as usual. Tony knew that this was his trust in himself, and his friends trusted him.

Pepper was standing at the entrance with Jarvis on his arm. Seeing Tony take off his armor and come here, Pepper reluctantly let go of his hand, and pushed Jarvis to Tony's side.

"Okay, your boyfriend is here, it's time for me to give up my seat."

Tony smiled and teased Pepper a few words, and the wedding began before he had time to enter the venue for a drink.He was still late for a while, but fortunately he caught up with the oath-taking session.

Peter's wife seemed very gentle, and Tony thought she would like a more lively type.Tony finally felt nervous when his friend gave a speech. He often speaks in front of everyone, but today's situation is a little different.

"I'm very happy that Peter gave me such an opportunity to stand here and speak. I actually prepared the script, but unfortunately something just happened."

"Although I don't know how Peter and his wife know each other and love each other, I believe that Peter has the ability to make a woman happy."

"I know Peter is an important friend to me, sorry I'm rambling a bit. The important thing is, I'm here to bless them."

Tony saw the smiles of everyone in the audience, and finally set his sights on Jarvis.He found that he loved such a scene, and maybe he would have one with Jarvis soon.

The author has something to say:

This incident refers to the plot of the Spider-Man comics (at the beginning, seeing the naughty appearance of the little spider pestering the captain was really cute)

The article by Suiyuan is really driving me crazy if it is not updated for a long time... (Then I started to code two Tyrannosaurus rex...)