Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

I have to say that this Weibo blogger named King of Eight Diagrams is quite eye-catching and popular.

Those consecutive prefix descriptions have already attracted the attention of netizens. The three words "Scout", "Master of Wealth" and "Shui Wuyuan" make netizens feel like they have smelled melons. Almost immediately, I ran to that Weibo, clicked on the video and enlarged the screenshot of the photo.

Then, Weibo exploded.

[Cocoa cocoa cocoa!This fairy boy, I can——! 】

[Using my 20-year titanium alloy appraisal eye as a guarantee, this breathtakingly beautiful fairy brother is definitely the fairy boy in the screenshot of the side face!They are not the same person you goug my eyes! 】

[My mother is going to repeat the story of the previous brother Guoben Mountain God?What is the personality of this fairy brother?He actually said that he wanted to make an offering to keep him safe?And what kind of black fish is in the fish tank in his hand?Although it is black, I somehow feel that the fish also has some aura? 】

[I'm dying of laughter. The picture of fruit scouts flocking to hand out business cards is simply amazing. When did Strawberry and Pineapple become so humble?The most amazing thing is that the old man of God of Wealth Entertainment didn't even sign this fairy boy when he went to the battle in person. Is this fairy boy too confident, or is the fairy boy just out of his mind? 】

【Fanxue notes today: I'm not interested in the entertainment industry, I want to pick up trash. 】

[Today's pretentious notes: Who is Shui Wuyuan?Don't associate Shui Wuyuan with me.Cool and noble. jpg]

[Although, I really feel that the fairy man is not wearing a kimono and covering his face.If he puts on a fairy costume and has long hair, he says he is a fairy, I really believe orz.This is probably the absolute confidence in appearance. 】

[The appearance is absolutely confident +[-], not to mention the trash picker, I even think his appearance can be compared with the water boss.However, compared to self-confidence and talkativeness, no one can compare to my male god!Here @水无源V, male god!Male god, come out and have a look, someone told you not to touch porcelain!Someone looks down on you!Come out and beat him up, let him take a good look at the power of the number one male god outside the circle! 】

Then the netizens who watched the excitement and didn’t think it was a big deal started to collectively @水无源, and crazily forwarded and liked this Weibo, directly sent this Weibo to the top of the hot search, and also put several discussion topics#我要找Garbage##Don’t put me in a relationship with Shui Wuyuan##上仁，她留你# brought the hot search to me.

It is impossible for Shui Wuyuan not to know about such a big movement and stillness. There are even super ocean-view rooms and even islands on Weibo who do not teach water. They saw two Weibos about "He Qinglan" almost immediately.

When he saw the river god, whose figure was obviously different from what he saw at first sight, seemed to be grayed out by dozens of degrees but still looked much better than ordinary people, picking up rubbish by the river, the water in the Shuiwuyuan glass was all gone. spilled out.

Shui Wuyuan couldn't understand why a god who could flood Bicheng with just a flick of a finger would confine himself to pick up trash like a mortal.

However, he was happy when he saw the second video.

Seeing that clean-looking guy with an indifferent temperament holding a broken bottle and a black fish, and asking humans to make offerings, Shui Wuyuan knew that this Qinglan River God...he had no blue!

Brother Shui laughed out loud on the spot, and his silver-gray eyes once again showed a gloating smile undisguised. This smile, even with his sharp eyebrows and eyes, seemed softer and more focused. After seeing the video In the end, the man's blue eyes stared at the camera, and when he asked who he was in an extremely indifferent manner and told him not to touch Ci, Shui Wuyuan's smile restrained.Then he raised his eyebrows high and snorted.

Shui Wuyuan leaned back and leaned on his super luxurious boss chair.I dug out a picture in the depths of my memory——

The man stepped on the waves in the long river, and with a flick of his water-like sleeves, he was flooded for thousands of miles.

The Vulcan can't please him in his water, and the Wind God can't trap him. He is obviously just the spirit of the water veins of a river, but he is so powerful that he seems to be the master of the world's water sources.

then……

"Tsk."

Shui Wuyuan refused to continue thinking about it, but at this time he cheered up and the corners of his mouth rose.

Shi Lin, the secretary who brought in the coffee, saw his boss squinting and grinning, and knew that another unlucky guy was about to be talked about by his boss.

God is above, I wish that person not to die too badly.

So the netizens at Crazy @Shuiwuyuan soon found that their @people had responded!And the content of the response made countless melon-eating netizens want to scream——

Shui Wuyuan V: [You will know who I am soon, and you will remember me deeply.And, in the future, you will take the initiative to ask me to touch porcelain. 】

【! ! ! ! 】

[Fuck, shit, shit!What the hell is this arrogant, domineering and handsome CEO replying! ! 】

[Get out of my way to translate: Immortal man!You managed to get my attention! 】

[My mother laughed at me to death, I thought I was going to see the mouth cannon king bombarding the scum again, at least it should be a cold and overbearing "hehe" or "chi" or "don't beat me", in the end, who can tell me Is this hate or... some other strange speech?Why do I feel so subtle? 】

[Subtle +[-], this is not the same as the big guy I imagined.At the beginning, the little star who touched porcelain received no more than four words in reply. This "remember me deeply" and "find me proactively", how come...]

[What's so subtle about that?What an explanation!It's not "sexy"!dog head. 】

[Shocked, could it be that the face of the fairy man can even capture the king of talking guns? !My God, why the more I think about it, the more likely it seems! 】

[The domineering president of the king × the tall and cold little fairy man who picks up trash!I respect this CP first!What's the matter with suddenly feeling violent hahahaha! 】

[Upstairs is thinking about farts, the water boss, the eternal single king, does not accept rebuttals! 】

Anyway, because of the two early morning videos and Shui Wuyuan's reply, the hot searches on Weibo turned into a chaotic melon-eating entertainment square, and everyone was looking for melons enthusiastically and frantically.Because He Qinglan, the fairy man who picks up trash, is the center of the discussion, so netizens want to find out more about this fairy man.

Therefore, the anchors of Bicheng, who are desperate for popularity and traffic, and even some young people who want to join in the fun, grabbed their mobile phones and cameras, like sharks that smelled blood, and rushed towards them. The Qinglan River is gone——

They all know the approximate location of He Qinglan. After all, Zhang Feng and Meng Tiantian specifically said in the morning that the place where they pick up garbage is the dirtiest place in the entire Qinglan River.Among other things, as long as they take a few shots casually, or find some excuses to chat with this hot guy, their traffic and attention will immediately increase!

These people don't care if their actions will bring trouble to He Qinglan, and they don't care that He Qinglan doesn't allow them to shoot, they just rush anyway.At that time, the big deal is to say a few more good words, or pay a gift and apologize.

As long as the popularity and traffic are available, they will make money!

As a result, Lord River God, who was earnestly picking up rubbish, soon discovered that there were sneaky and probing people by the quiet river, and what these people had in common was that they were taking pictures of him with mobile phones and cameras in their hands.

And with the passage of time, more and more people took pictures of him with mobile phones and cameras, and even a few who didn't care about their faces almost followed him to take pictures.

I also asked him questions while taking pictures:

"Little brother, why are you picking up trash here? Are you an environmentalist?"

"Brother Xiannan, can you take a photo with me? I'll help you pick up the trash after the photoshoot!"

"Hey, handsome guy, why are you turning around! I just adjusted the angle and camera, and there are many people watching! Come on brother, say hello to everyone, and then call me old iron [-]!"

At the end, the black and strong young man with earrings stretched out his hand to hug He Qinglan's neck, pretending that the two brothers knew each other very well, but his hand hadn't caught the target yet, and inexplicably Just slip!Fuck me, I fell face-to-face and fell to the ground like a dog chewing mud.

The new mobile phone in his hand was also thrown out by him directly, and after three hard falls on the ground, it made a plop...

It fell directly into the shallow river of Qinglan River, but it was enough to cover the surface of the mobile phone.

"I just bought a new mobile phone yesterday!!" The black and strong male anchor howled immediately, and his muddy appearance was really eye-catching.

Lord River God, who loves beautiful things, gave him a very disgusted look, and turned around directly, out of sight and out of mind.

The black male anchor provided fun for several other anchors around, but after watching the fun, the other anchors entangled He Qinglan again.

Even Lord River God, who didn't want to talk to these mortals at all, frowned when he was chased and photographed like this.

The black carp in the canned fruit jar is eager to try, ready to give all the standing, stupid mortals a slippery gift package if adults give it a look!

However, Lord River God stopped Yuyu too mercifully.

He Qinglan looked at the anchors who followed him and said, "It's fine to shoot me, but you have to pay something to make money through me."

"I don't need any money from you guys. Since we're here, let's pick up trash together. One bag of trash per person must be sorted and piled up at the end. You can take pictures with me after picking up, otherwise..."

The handsome young man in the camera didn't say anything next, but he just showed an extremely shallow smile, which made the present anchor and the audience watching the live broadcast feel a little cowardly.

"Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. Right?"

"Otherwise, the River God won't be able to stand it anymore and will be angry."

The author has something to say:

He Qinglan: Take a photo and pick up a bag of trash, otherwise your mobile phones will be gone.

Black Carp: Hey! tui!Spit black mud and slippery feet!

Shui Wuyuan: Just wait, I'll come right away!Make your memory deep!Hey!