Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

Although it is August, the August night deep in the mountains is not at all hot and dry in August, but it is slightly cold with heavy dew in the night.

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening. In the city, this time is really not too late. For many people, it even represents the beginning of nightlife, but in the mountains, this is the time when animals are deeply asleep.

Zhao Kuan and Zhou Yuan lived in a tent for safety, and pitched the tent very close to the tent of He Qinglan and the other three, chatting in the tent.

The three people on He Qinglan's side didn't need a tent at all, and even Shui Wuyuan could take Luo Polanlan back to his big villa in the capital for a few minutes to sleep luxuriously and come back the next morning.

As for the mountain god, the mountain witch, why can't the whole mountain sleep?Those who like high sleep on trees, those who like hard sleep on rocks, and those who like to sleep directly on the top of cliffs when the wind blows, but the mountain witch likes to dig a hole to bury himself and sleep in his solid mountain.

It's a pity that there are still human beings around now. In order to take care of the three views of human beings, these three gods reluctantly pretended to be human——

The tent was provided by Shan Wu as a friend, because it was neither beautiful nor expensive, and it was double disgusted by He Qinglan and Shui Wuyuan.

But these two guys are still living in the tent, do you think they are angry?

The mountain witch slept on a branch of a big tree next to the tent.

He Qinglan and Shui Wuyuan looked at each other quietly in the tent.

"It's obviously a two-person tent, why do you want me to go out?" Big Brother Shui raised his eyebrows, his aura was so overwhelming that most people would shake their legs when they saw it.

But He Qinglan was unmoved: "Because you are too tall and too big to squeeze me. A double tent is just a way of saying, it can actually be called a 'single comfortable tent', just like a single big bed room .What do you think?"

Shui Wuyuan was about to be laughed at by Luo Pohe: "How many days have you been here, and you already know the single bed room? That black carp really taught you a lot."

"But! I'm tall and I'm handsome. That's the difference between me and ordinary people. I'm tall, I'm handsome, and I'm strong. I should stay in the tent. I haven't disliked you for pushing me out, but you have disliked me first. ? Heh, don’t you like floating in the river? There’s a mountain spring next to it, go soak there and don’t crowd my tent!”

He Qinglan snorted: "This is not your tent, but the tent of the Mountain Witch. In terms of relationship, I have a better relationship with him. If you want to go out, you have to go out."

After Shui Wuyuan heard the words "the relationship is better", he squinted his sharp and narrow eyes and looked at He Qinglan for a while, then he let out a huff and lay down without hesitation, and spread his body childishly. Started to move: "I won't go out. If you have the ability, can you beat me out?"

He Qinglan looked at this Yushen, who had accumulated more strength because he didn't sleep, and the longer and more self-willed and rogue, he almost didn't laugh out of his anger.

Isn't it just staying awake and accumulating power for thousands of years?Do you really think you are invincible?

Young god, just a little less stable.

He Qinglan made a note in his heart, and decided not to argue with this guy who is so old but not so smart.But maybe being with a little fool will always be inexplicably lowered IQ, He Qinglan looked at Shui Wuyuan lying in the tent smiling proudly at him and shaking his limbs, suddenly turned around with a chuckle and lay down directly .

Shui Wuyuan is tall and has long legs. Just one person occupies almost two-thirds of the area of ​​a two-person tent, let alone his arms and legs.If He Qinglan wanted to lie down, he would have to wrong himself to sleep on the edge of the tent and lie on a bamboo pole, or...

Like now, he was directly lying on Shui Wuyuan's arm or even the small half of his body.

The moment he lay down and his back touched Shui Wuyuan's arms and half of his body, Shui Wuyuan, who was still proud of himself, instantly stiffened his body. He even pulled away quickly as if he had been scalded by something. My right arm and body also moved a long distance to the left.

"What are you doing?! How could you lie on me all of a sudden?!" Shui Wuyuan was beeping from embarrassment on the spot, but was nailed to the spot by He Qinglan's casually turned around and propped his chin up with a smile.

"I told you that if you don't go out, you will be squeezed. If you can't stand it, then go out and lie in the creek."

"Otherwise, you also beat me out?"

Shui Wuyuan felt that he had been violently attacked by Luo Polanlan, with some kind of inexplicable ridicule.

He looked at the young man lying in the tent with his chin propped on his left hand and looking at him sideways, with a pair of smiling and indifferent eyes, and he thought again of the heavy rain by the river thousands of years ago.

The heart of the suppressed human body was beating wildly at this time, which seemed to indicate some emotions and dangers that had long been difficult to control.

Both of them turned their bodies sideways, looking at each other, and no one looked away first.It's like a silent entanglement battle, whoever shows weakness first loses.

It's just that gaze is the most indescribable spell.

Thousands of words, thousands of thoughts, even if it is hidden in the deepest part of the heart, the longer you look at it, the easier it will be exposed.

So when He Qinglan inexplicably wanted to lower his eyes because of Shui Wuyuan's gray pupils, Shui Wuyuan moved his gaze away earlier, but his body did not show weakness at all when he moved away. At this moment, he stretched out the arm that he voluntarily pulled away, passed through He Qinglan's neck and wrapped his arms around his back, just like that directly pressing the person into his arms.

! !

When He Qinglan finally couldn't laugh and wanted to flood the tent, Shui Wuyuan's voice came from above his head:

"Oh, how can I not stand it."

"I could squeeze a little more, like this."

"I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

"Now, you can run screaming."

In the end, Shui Wuyuan's voice was full of joy.He clearly said that people screamed and ran, but the hands that hugged people pressed the ground tightly.

When He Qinglan heard the last sentence, he immediately let out a sigh.

He finally stopped moving.

If this game continues...it's not normal, it's dangerous.

Finally, the tent where He Qinglan and Shui Wuyuan were sleeping became quiet, but the "hug" with some rivalry and inexplicable emotions in the darkness made neither of them fall asleep.

It seems that the place where the body touches starts to heat up slowly, but for the gods, they can continue this kind of action without changing their expressions until any day.

Then the two hugged like this for two hours.

From ten o'clock at night to midnight.

Zhao Kuan and Zhou Yuan next door were already sound asleep. Even though Zhao Kuan wanted to keep watch at night, he still couldn't resist the exhaustion from traveling all day.

The mountain witch took a nap on the tree with his eyes closed, but it was a pity that the two in the tent didn't fight in the end.Do you really think that he gave up the tent with good intentions?snort!With regard to the domineering temper of that kid Shui Wuyuan, and Xiaohe who looks gentle but is actually very domineering, sleeping in a tent is the only option in the Shura field!

Those two were pushing each other at the beginning, but it's a pity they couldn't fight in the end!

Ok?

The mountain witch was closing his eyes and regretting, but suddenly noticed the abnormal movement below.

Then the mountain god laughed silently in the dark night—living in a tent will not only cause fights, but may also be robbed!

It was so interesting.

At this moment, the mountain witch felt that the person below raised his head, and his eyes wandered around the big tree where he was sleeping, as if trying to find where he was.

But the gaze returned in vain in the end, but he couldn't find him, obviously he couldn't stop that person's actions in the dark night.The man just took his footsteps a little lighter, and at the same time lit the incense made of herbs in his hand.

Some sweet and bitter aroma floated in the air. The man put three sticks of incense under the big tree where he slept. The aroma rose slowly and soon lingered to the tip of his nose.

After confirming that the fragrance would float to the tree, the person came to Zhao Kuan and Zhou Yuan's tent and put down a burning herb, and placed four incense sticks around He Qinglan and Shui Wuyuan's tent .

He did these movements skillfully and naturally, and after he was done, he quietly returned to his small tent and waited. Those black eyes that were staring at the two smoking tents were occasionally reflected by the faint light of the fire. The same cold light.

The mountain people waited until the herbs were burned out and the smell was enough before moving.

During this period, he took a sip of the spirits in the jug he brought, and sharpened the old but sharp enough machete.

From ten o'clock until now, his patience has been consumed a little.But thinking that the huge sum of 500 million yuan is about to be obtained, the mountain man thought, he can wait forever!

Those two little children who are not working hard are nothing to worry about, the aroma of a single anesthetic is enough to make them obediently become lambs waiting to be slaughtered.

Of the other three, the man who took the video was the strongest and the most difficult to deal with.But he lit three anesthetics under the tree, as long as he inhaled a little, the man's strength would be greatly reduced.If that man is unlucky and falls directly from the tree, it will save him from doing it himself.

In the end there were two men sleeping in a tent.

Tsk.Two people, four sticks of incense, no matter what they can faint.

Moreover, the two men are crowded together in the tent, fighting and fighting, you can't stand it, I can't stand it, they are indecent guys at first glance!

When the time comes, they will cut each other one at a time, so that they can be good people in their next life.

After 15 minutes, the anesthetic fragrance was completely burned out.

The air is full of that slightly sweet and bitter smell.

The mountain man stood up suddenly and came to the two tents. He looked at the two tents left and right, and decided to operate on the stronger one first.It's still useful for that guy with glasses to know who to sell the flame gem to.

Moreover, the big head was in the tent of those two men.

The mountain man raised his machete, and his simple and honest face no longer had the original feeling at this time, and it looked hideous and terrifying.

However, when the tip of the knife was about to go down, a sound suddenly came from the tent.

"Where did the beast go?"

The mountain people froze.

How can it be?His anesthetic never fails!

After waiting for a while, the mountain people relaxed.

It turned out to be a dream in the middle of the night.

He raised the machete again!

Another voice came from the tent:

"Beast looking for death!"

The mountain folk's eyes widened.

After another 5 minutes, the mountain people gritted their teeth and couldn't bear it anymore.

What sleep talk in the middle of the night!Are all your dreams full of evil animals? !

This time, he didn't care what sounds would come from inside, he directly split open the tent with a machete, and then prepared to cut a "children" with one knife and start the road to riches.

As a result, the tent was split open, and the "kids" in the tent who were supposed to hug each other sat there in rows, smiling divinely at him.

The mountain man gasped: "...?!"

It must be because of the wrong posture of him splitting the tent! ! !Shouldn't these two be stuck together? !

The author has something to say: water passive: stick stick stick!Why don't you argue with me?I think we can squeeze again, preferably negative distance!

He Qinglan: Tui, if you continue playing, you will catch fire.

Huo: who?Who is calling me?Where are you going?

Mountain Man: ...you are not right! !