Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

It is said to be the "first wave" of human beings because more than one person came.

Four people came towards the river from different directions.

The first one to appear was the old woman from the direction of eleven o'clock. She was wearing some tattered and outdated clothes, tightly clutching a torn sack in her hand, looking expectantly at the garbage by the river.Should be a scavenger.

But her speed was much slower than the three young people who came from the eight o'clock direction.

The three of them, two men and one woman, dressed carefully. The man and woman walking in front were also holding a long clip similar to He Qinglan's and wearing gloves. They looked like they were here to pick up trash. A good young man who loves environmental protection, but the tall and strong young man behind him is holding a mobile phone with a tripod in his hand.From this point of view, they don't look like people who just came to pick up trash.

The three of them came up chatting and laughing, but when they saw He Qinglan standing on the small dirt slope picking up trash, Qi Qi changed his face.

At this moment, He Qinglan felt a hint of malice, and he locked his eyes on these three people.

Although He Qinglan looked at them, but because of the distance between them, the three people spoke without any worries, and just lowered their voices.But Lord River God could still hear their conversation clearly.

"Tsk! What's the matter with that kid? Why is he also picking up trash? Is he picking up junk?" The tallest and largest young man frowned.

"How could he be a rag picker! Although he doesn't dress very well, look at his face and look at his temperament, such a handsome guy can gain good looks even if he starts a live broadcast and doesn't do anything. How about a reward, I think he might be our colleague." The girl among the three saw He Qinglan's face clearly and yelled three times before she opened her mouth a little excitedly, "After all, Mr. Shui's popularity is too high. Yes, we are definitely not the only ones who want to grab traffic."

"But is he a new anchor? I'll never forget such a handsome man once I've met him once, but why don't I remember him?"

The performance of the girl made another young man next to her who was slightly taller but good-looking blackened, and the young man looked at He Qinglan with a trace of jealousy and mockery: "If you haven't seen him before, it means he is just now. It's all right, how many people who want to be popular and crazy have plastic surgery at any cost these days. He probably has been waiting for this opportunity, otherwise he would not have come so early."

This male anchor absolutely didn't believe that someone would naturally grow up like this. Even though the young man was only wearing a gray T-shirt and trousers, it gave him the feeling of a poor and noble son.And the genuine big cards on his body are all ugly and dirty.

"Okay, leave him alone. Let's hurry up and shoot the video. No matter what, we'll be the first to catch up on the popularity of Big Shui's Weibo! After that, there will definitely be many people who follow the trend and come here to pick up garbage. If there are too many people who follow the trend, it will appear Fake!"

The short young man gritted his teeth at He Qinglan's overly handsome face, and quickly dragged his two companions to the nearby garbage area to shoot a video.

He Qinglan listened to the whole process while picking up trash. Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of the words "live broadcast, video, face dog, reward, Weibo" among the three people, Master Heshen contacted them while picking up trash. Thinking about the behavior and dialogue of talking through the camera of the mobile phone, I can roughly understand what they mean.

These three people really didn't come to pick up garbage seriously, they should come...to attract others' attention?

But does it do anything to get someone's attention?Thousands of years have passed, and human behavior has really become more and more strange.

Lord River God only glanced at them and continued to pick up trash quietly. Although those three people were just pretending, at least they did pick up trash, so don't worry about them.

At this time, the black carp in the canned fruit bottle flicked its tail violently and spit out a bubble: "Bee!"

Lord River God!Pisces know what they do!Yuyu will explain to you!

Then the Lord River God, who just woke up and came to the human world, was popularized by a fine fish with all kinds of new era knowledge such as "mobile phones, Weibo, short videos, anchors".

I also understand why these three humans came to pick up trash——

It turned out to be for life.

Lord Heshen brought their behavior into the ancient human beings. This is probably the stage and the juggling troupe on the street without geographical restrictions. They can directly broadcast through the mobile phone video or live broadcast, and then receive rewards.

Lord River God took a look at the man and woman over there who were serious about picking up rubbish, and even arranged for sorting the rubbish, and he thought it was pretty good.

Regardless of whether they are acting or eating, as long as they can pick up garbage seriously, there is nothing wrong with relying on this to eat.

Even Lord Heshen felt that if such a "performance" could attract more people to care for the living creatures in the environment and pick up more trash, it would be of some benefit.

So in the first half hour, He Qinglan was in a pretty good mood.

He also helped the old lady who picked up waste to pick up dozens of plastic bottles. He Qinglan learned from this old woman that some garbage can be exchanged for coins, but Lord Heshen doesn't need money at all. Those dozens of plastic bottles He was given to this mother-in-law by the Lord River God.

After the mother-in-law picked up all the plastic bottles in this area, the three people who took the video over there seemed to have finished their work and were about to leave.

This used to be no problem.

However, when He Qinglan looked up, he saw the young man who was still carrying a big bag of garbage and said to the camera of his mobile phone, "I hope everyone will protect the environment and protect our own homeland" raised his hand and threw away the big bag of garbage in his hand. go out.

The bag of garbage drew a parabola in the air, and because the mouth of the bag was not tied tightly, it fell all the way, and finally smashed heavily on the garbage-free land that He Qinglan had already cleaned up.

This young man threw out the garbage in front of He Qinglan. Even though he saw He Qinglan standing there looking at him, he didn't show any shame on his face. Instead, he tilted his head and raised his eyebrows, looking at He Qinglan. Lan revealed an arrogant and proud smile.

He also silently said two words: "Trash."

He Qinglan: "..." Heh.

The young man threw the bag of garbage directly, and the girl next to him was better, she didn't throw the bag of garbage in her hand casually, but she just put it on the ground and didn't care about it.Even the gloves they were wearing and the tongs for picking up trash were thrown aside by the two, obviously not planning to come again.

Seeing the young man's movements, the girl glared at him somewhat embarrassedly.But the short young man didn't care about it at all, he just threw out the trash, what could that little boy who had plastic surgery do to him?Wearing such low-end clothes, it looks like a poor ghost.

However, they didn't take three steps before they heard a voice behind them.

"Stop."

This voice is clear and pleasant, and it is like the leisurely and freshness of the gurgling stream in the ears.It is obviously with some strong words, but it is difficult to make people feel disgusted.

Of course, it's just hard.

The short young man was startled when he heard the voice, and then startled.

The voice was too close to him, as if it was coming from behind him, but there couldn't be... someone behind him? !

He turned his head and saw the overly good-looking little boy who had undergone plastic surgery standing behind him.

This face is even more perfect and attractive when viewed from a close distance. The short young man even found that there was no trace of makeup on this little fair face, and his skin was smooth and flawless, not to mention acne, not even a pore. !

Where the hell did this get done?

But after being surprised, he felt unusually annoyed, and immediately said loudly with a fierce face: "What's the matter with you? Why did you suddenly run behind us? Who else are you? You said let us stop!" Stop, who do you think you are?"

Zhang Feng stretched out his hand to push He Qinglan when he said this, but his hands couldn't touch He Qinglan at all.Like being unable to hold water.

He Qinglan ignored the man's arrogant attitude, just looked at them with both eyes, and said word by word: "Pick up the garbage you just threw, and put it in the garbage dump over there."

He Qinglan's tone was very calm, and his attitude was not tough at all.But both the tall young man and the girl next to him felt an inexplicable pressure.

Meng Tiantian didn't even dare to look into the eyes of this handsome guy who had been classified as a fairy by her, as if her breathing was being suppressed.

After all, she also felt that her behavior was a bit unreasonable, after all, she just made a video about caring for the environment.In addition, the person who spoke was a handsome fairy boy, Meng Tiantian blushed and nodded: "I'm sorry, I'll go right away."

Then she trotted to pick up the bag of garbage she picked up and went to the designated garbage dump.

The tall young man Niu Zhuang who was photographed didn't take any direct action, but he looked into He Qinglan's eyes for another two seconds, and went directly to help Meng Tiantian without saying a word.It wasn't that he was particularly obedient, but that he felt a little shy when he met those eyes.

So only the short young man Zhang Feng was left in the trio.

However, he didn't intend to go back to pick up the trash he threw, but was even more annoyed by Meng Tiantian and Niu Zhuang's compromise.Before he had time to pull Meng Tiantian, all his anger was directed at He Qinglan, and he opened his mouth with a series of unbearable threats.

"I'm fucking you stupid trash! You @#￥＠#!￥&×%￥＠!!!"

"How about I just throw out the garbage? You don't even look at how dirty the river itself is! Are you really fucking planning to pick up garbage here?! This river is your home?! I'll just put the words out today. I'm here! I'm going back to pick up the trash and I'm your grandson!"

"Ha, and I not only don't pick up trash, I also make trash! What can you do to me?!"

At the end of Zhang Feng's speech, he spit on the ground directly, as if he was going to spit the saliva on He Qinglan's face.

This extremely unreasonable scene made the black carp in the canned fruit jump up angrily, and a long-distance spray was fired on the spot, and the rotten black mud rolled up next to it was sprayed on Zhang Feng's face.

"Hey, hey, hey!!!" How dare you disrespect me, Lord River God! !

The behavior of the black carp controlling the spray of river mud caused He Qinglan to stop what he was doing. He originally planned to stuff the saliva back into the human's mouth.

But now it seems that about rancid black mud is more suitable for him.

Beyond that, though, there is still work to be done.

When Zhang Feng was staring at the black carp ten meters away who gave him the middle finger in a canned glass bottle ten meters away, he heard He Qinglan's voice:

"I can't do anything to you."

"Just to let you pick up trash."

Zhang Feng smiled mockingly, and just about to open his mouth to prod, he suddenly saw the little white face reach out and tap his shoulder and stomach, and then, the overwhelming pain and uncontrollable itching made him collapse.

"Hahahahahaha, it hurts, it hurts, my arm hurts!"

"Hahahaha it's so funny and itchy hahahaha!"

Meng Tiantian and Niu Zhuang, who came back from picking up trash next to them, stared in shock at Zhang Feng who couldn't bear to roll all over the floor, and then looked up at He Qinglan, the fairy man had turned into a demon man.

The author has something to say:

He Qinglan: You don't listen when you speak well.

Black carp: he, tui!