Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

The Krypton app has everything, so that Lord River God, who has no worldly desires, is almost lost in the seemingly endless manual swiping, live demonstrations and pictures.

In the process of scrolling down, Master Heshen inexplicably swiped from a mobile phone picture to various mobile phone case displays, then to mobile phone pendants, mobile phone charger recommendations, and finally...then jumped to the world's unique limited edition jewelry watches, masterpieces Sports cars, and weird books like "The Art of Language", "The Encyclopedia of People" and "Human Stupid".

This development made Lord River God very confused.

He just wanted to buy a mobile phone, so why was he recommended a book like "Humanity Idiot" in the end?Where did this start to go wrong?

He Qinglan cast suspicious eyes on the richest man of a certain tycoon, and the latter's expression was naturally unaffected: "Oh, this Krypton treasure is like this, it will tirelessly promote various products according to the owner's wealth level and personal style.

Top big customers like me are the objects of their crazy research.So you don't have to worry about it, you just need to know that there is nothing I can't afford in this Krypton treasure.Whatever, Krypton. "

Lord Heshen, who didn't know about "big data statistics" at this time, believed Shui Donggua's words half-believingly.

But No. [-] Tudou Xia Youyu is trying hard to control himself not to shout out the complaints in his heart——

God damn recommends based on the owner's wealth level and personal style, obviously based on big data statistics of the owner's personal preferences, okay?And even if it is a top-level big client, Krypton will not find a team to study a certain person!

So those recommendations of top jewelry, luxury sports cars, and "This Kind of Stupid Man" are all from the water boss!people!like!good!That's all!

Xia Youyu took a deep breath again, he really never expected that there was such an existence behind the back of Big Shui.Just from the types of those books, it can be seen that this is a violent god who feels that human beings are stupid and uncomfortable from the bottom of his heart.

I think every time he slaps someone, he is very sincere and adapts to himself.

In the end, He Qinglan bought a mobile phone for intra-city delivery through Krypton Bao.

However, it is not Shui Wuyuan who krypton gold, even though he has said krypton casually and krypton hard, but Xia Youyu still tremblingly logged in to his account in the colder than ice rain eyes of Mr. Shui, He spent his own money to offer offerings to Lord River God.

This is the last stubbornness of believers.

The cold rain slapped Xia Youyu's face indiscriminately, Shui Wuyuan tilted his head and glanced at Xia Youyu's account page.

"laugh--"

"Poor, short-lived wretch."

The relevant recommended links are Xia Youyu with metaphysics life-saving talisman, strongest curse, bulletproof vest and instant noodles: "..."

"However, the God of Rain blesses you." The man raised the corners of his mouth in a perfunctory and vicious way: "From now on, you will bid farewell to short life and become a poor but long-lived unlucky person. Are you happy?"

Xia Youyu: "..." Why must I spend my whole life with poverty and misfortune? !

And I worship the river god!River God!

Do not worship the rain god! !

"Okay, don't tease people casually." He Qinglan said when Xia Youyu's face was almost stiff.A drop of cold and clear water condensed from his fingers, and it sank into Xia Youyu's eyebrows. .

This cool feeling made Xia Youyu's spirit instantly clearer, and the filthy air that had been lingering around Xia Youyu's body also dissipated a little because of this, making Xia Youyu realize that he had hardly experienced it in the past two years physical relaxation.

So, immediately, He Qinglan received the power of firm belief from Xia Youyu.

For He Qinglan, who used to only cultivate the power of the source, this kind of floating power that arises from people and disappears with the death of human beings is not in his eyes.The ancient gods understood the importance of "self-power" better than humans.

Relying on mountains and falling, running on water.

Gods who rely on faith to condense will eventually disappear and lose faith.

Everything in the world is short-lived, how can we only rely on the prosperous creatures for a while?

Those gods and Buddhas born out of faith cannot even protect their "self" when their faith is exhausted.

However, the prosperity of human beings is due to luck now, and the desolate river god has nothing to choose.

If people can live in harmony with the river, then they can protect each other.For the world at this time, it may be a small but beautiful change.

Although everything is silent, it cannot be deceived.

"You look much more energetic now than before." He Qinglan nodded: "This body is too embarrassing, and you have been tossing for a long time. Go back to sleep and come back tomorrow."

"As long as you firmly believe in my power in your heart, at least it will be difficult for any filth and evil to come near you tonight."

Xia Youyu's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Of course I believe in your strength! I'll go back and get ready and bring some necessary things over here."

He said so and pushed his silver-rimmed glasses, and said proudly: "My main job is a financial investor and career planner, and I have taken a part-time job as a professional housekeeper and entertainment manager."

"You will definitely not lose money if you accept me, I will be your best little assistant on the road of picking up trash!"

"I will write a Qinglan River governance plan and a river god belief plan tonight, and I will devote myself to making the Qinglan River God the most famous god in the entire Huazhou!"

Xia Youyu said that in the end, his whole body was full of madness, and then he left full of blood.

After he left, Shui Wuyuan said quietly: "This guy is suitable to be the priest of the river god in ancient times."

He Qinglan blinked: "What about now?"

Big Brother Shui's tone was cold: "Depending on the amount and the number of people deceived, it will take five to 20 years, right?"

He Qinglan: "???"

At this time, the black carp spit out a bubble quietly, and let out two beeps.

[It means MLM leader. 】

Then Xiao Hei was smashed into the bottom of the fish tank by ice particles.

He Qinglan thought, when he got his mobile phone, he had to quickly learn about the modern world and the human beings in it.

At this time, Xia Youyu, who was walking home, walked steadily. Even though the night was dark and the surroundings were silent, he didn't feel any fear or danger.When he was about to return to his family's villa, the place where his mother died, he heard the familiar hoarse and ugly bird calls that had made him feel like an enemy.

Xia Youyu's footsteps paused, and then he continued to walk forward.

He didn't look up to the sky to find the source of the cry, and even lowered his eyes on purpose.

It's just that in those drooping pupils, an angry and sharp light flickered at this moment.

"Ga-owl!!"

The gust of wind came from overhead with a sharp wind, and hit his chest.

But this time, the strange bird, which could not be prevented no matter what before, screamed suddenly before it approached him, and flapped its wings away again.

In addition to being frightened and angry, the leaving wind seemed to have a sense of fright and fleeing.

Xia Youyu stood in front of the courtyard of his villa, this time, he really laughed.

"...the river god blesses you."

Therefore, he will stay up all night to send his god to the highest throne! !

Let the God he believes in rule and clean up this filthy world! ! !

He Qinglan suddenly leaned back again.

Shui Wuyuan looked at him with questioning eyes.

Lord River God twitched the corners of his mouth, and said after a while: "It's nothing, but believer No. [-] seems a little too radical."

After learning modern human terminology and knowledge, Master Heshen realized that his No. [-] potato was not too radical, and that adjective should be called "Zhong Er".It's still an elite on the surface, but a strange kind of second-rate in the heart.

06:30 the next morning.

The No. [-] believer of the River God brought his breakfast and came to offer the offering in high spirits.

He also brought the good news that his grandfather is in good health, his second uncle and aunt were convicted, and his grandfather has returned to the company to start the "Qinglan River Restoration" project.

"However, the company has been defeated a lot by the second uncle in the past two years, and there are still many bad debts that need to be reprocessed. It may take a few months to start the repair plan. Recently, our company can only hire some people to clean in specific areas."

"Grandpa also gave suggestions to the municipal government, and the Bicheng government should take some action in the near future."

Qi Xiaoyuan said everything he could say, and got an appreciative look from Lord River God.

"I will pick up garbage with you for another day today, and tomorrow I will go back to the company to study with grandpa."

"But don't worry, I will come here to work for an hour every night every night!"

He Qinglan laughed: "It doesn't have to be here, as long as you have the heart. It can be anywhere."

seven in the morning.

The group of seven Liu brothers came in their two second-hand cars.

Coming up is a daily kowtow to the god of the river and the god of rain.

Then Liu Dalong began to report: "Good morning, boss, our seven brothers have changed the rented house as quickly as possible yesterday. Now we live next to Bicheng Art Institute, so we have more time to pick up trash!"

"Yesterday we transported a total of six truckloads of domestic sundries and garbage to the garbage transfer station, and sold a truckload of plastic bottles and a truckload of waste paper. There is no cost to take out the garbage, and the plastic bottles and waste paper were sold for a total of 200 yuan."

As Liu Dalong said that, he took out two red tickets from his pocket, and offered the money with both hands: "Please check and accept, boss!"

He Qinglan looked at the two red tickets but didn't accept them: "You don't need to give them to me. Let this be your hard work and gas money."

"Since you choose to pick up garbage as your career, it is better to let you have food and drink."

"I don't know how to pick up garbage to make money, but I will find professionals to plan for you later."

He Qinglan looked at the area where a lot of rubbish had been cleaned up, and understood that even though it is clean now, if there is no long-term governance and maintenance method, and there are no rules to restrict, maybe when he leaves, this place will be treated as a rubbish dump again .

If he can, he will then look for better, natural ways to dispose of the trash.

07:30am.

Xia Youyu, who was full of blood and energy, came here with a pair of dark circles, four laps, and a small motorcade.

Under the collective gaze of Qi Xiaoyuan, the Liu family's seven brothers, and passers-by who passed by at work to take a look at the fairy boy, No. [-] Tudou Xia Youyu showed his high-end believer qualities——

"Hurry up! Hurry up and do it while it's cool in the morning!"

"The construction team will go over there to weed the flat land first, and use the best quality materials to build a shed. Remember to open a small yard in front of the shed. The fertilizer by the river may be used for farming."

"The portering team carefully moved the altar and offerings here! Those things were carefully selected by me, as well as my family's heirloom Ming Dynasty porcelain bowl! Don't knock it, it's for the Lord River God For spring water!"

"Everyone work harder and try to finish the work in one morning, and our wages will be settled now!"

More than a dozen workers and strong men responded together, and the riverside hut and sacrificial altar of the river god were born in the eyes of everyone.

Then, directly airborne hot search.

【grass!That fairy man camped by the river! 】

The author has something to say:

The construction team compares their hearts!Don't worry about the problem of the shed, there is water melon!

Shui Wuyuan: Rain god bless you~you.

Xia Youyu: Don't worship the Rain God! ! !Will be poor - and unhappy! ! !

He Qinglan: ...don't have so many worldly desires...this shed isn't pretty enough.