Don't throw rubbish into the river of the river god!

Lord River God has little requirements for his followers.

This small requirement is not high, that is, good-looking, well-proportioned figure, nice-speaking, pure soul, and firm belief.Oh, and it's a little bit unlucky to add that I have been asking for something recently.

Other poverty or wealth, gender or age, Lord River God doesn't care.

Therefore, Master Heshen thought that he would soon be able to find a second believer who was pleasing to the eye to provide him with a mobile phone. However, he rarely stopped picking up trash and wandered around a dozen streets near the Qinglan River all afternoon. No second eligible follower was found.

This made Lord River God a little suspicious of the human race.

In the evening, he sat on the lazy recliner that Qi Xiaoyuan brought from home, and asked Qi Xiaoyuan and Liu Dalong who were eating boxed lunch next to him:

"I obviously don't have high requirements, why can't I find a suitable candidate?"

Qi Xiaoyuan looked up at the sky, although he was a little speechless, but also a little proud for no reason.

The seven Liu Dalong brothers were eating in silence and not talking, but they were crazily complaining in their hearts——

If the requirement is not high, then what is the requirement? !

God knows how excited they were when they learned that one of the two big shots was going to accept followers of the River God in the afternoon!In the case that the water boss is likely to be the big monster who controls the rain, this big guy with a good temper and good looks who can also hate the water boss is their hope!

As long as you worship this fairy man, even if you don't get special blessings like Qi Xiaoyuan, you seem to be able to get some special powers, but your life can definitely be saved! !

Therefore, the seven of them immediately offered their knees, and even prepared the offerings that He Xiannan wanted.

As a result, the fairy man sized them up from beginning to end, and then said devilish words to them with that peerless fairy face:

"I'm sorry, if I choose believers myself, I want to find someone who is more pleasing to the eye."

"I don't want to settle down."

Liu Dalong's seven brothers didn't understand at first, thinking that their behavior of taking out the trash last night ruined their goodwill.

However, they soon heard the criteria for Xiannan to choose believers for the God of the River.

Liu Dalong and the others: "..."

Is this for the river god to choose believers?No, this is fucking choosing a concubine for the River God! ! !

Then the seven brothers of the Liu family, who were self-aware, knelt down collectively, but the fourth brother still wanted to struggle:

"Brother, don't pull me! I'm the most handsome of the seven of us! I'm tall and I'm good! And I'm a big guy, don't you know, brother? My highest record is Ye Yu, oh—— !!"

The fourth brother, Marshal Liu, couldn't control himself before he finished speaking, and fell to the ground. The strength and angle of the fall were simply exquisite--he directly knocked Marshal Liu, not to mention blood, he was very proud of it The nose is small and high, and it is also scratched in all directions from the nasal bone to the tip of the nose.

The face is completely unrecognizable, but fortunately, taking good care of it will not leave scars and disfigurement.

Liu Dalong and Liu Xiaomao, who felt the death ray of the water boss, ignored the crying of the fourth child, and quickly carried away this idiot who wanted to be the concubine of the river god.

When they were leaving, Liu Dalong was worried that the soles of their feet would slip and the seven brothers would lose their appearance collectively. He gritted his teeth in his heart, and the younger brother's education must be put on the agenda!

Seeing the backs of them running away, He Qinglan turned his head to look at Shui Wuyuan, who was innocent at all, with a righteous face on his face: "You're welcome. Don't mention you for this kind of thing, it's also eye-catching to me."

He Qinglan raised his eyebrows and continued to look at him.

Shui Wuyuan was inexplicably taken aback by those dark blue eyes, and quickly started a new topic.

"Your requirements are indeed not high, but you can't stand humans being too good. If you can't, just lower your requirements. After staying here for a long time, you will gradually get used to their various dishes."

"After all, they are just individuals."

Qi Xiaoyuan, a human being looking up at the sky, felt that he had to say a few words for his compatriots: "Mr. He, this, in fact, your requirements are indeed a bit higher."

"After all, good-looking people are not necessarily sweet-talking and talkative, and people with firm beliefs can't decide their appearance, and pure souls may wipe out many people at once. Even if these meet your requirements, such people are really very good. Bad luck. They're sure to be very popular."

So, my lord, your request is not a little bit, but a billion bit! !

Lord River God fell silent after hearing Qi Xiaoyuan's words. He frowned slightly and looked at his first believer. He sighed and nodded when he was about to overwhelm Qi Xiaoyuan:

"It's me... I didn't consider your innate conditions."

"After all, even you are picking potatoes among sweet potatoes."

Potato Qi Xiaoyuan: "..."

He suspects that the spokesperson of the river god is not only a face control, he is also naturally black!

At this time, Shui Wuyuan proudly added: "The richest man has exceeded your requirements in every way, but it's a pity that you will never find another one like me."

He Qinglan smiled as soon as he heard it, and he turned to look at the man sitting on the recliner.He is the essence gathered by the sourceless water in the world, and at the moment of concentrating his mind and spirit, he has a perfect face that is not bad at all.

It's just that the face and temperament of the gods will condense and change according to their origin and heart, so the same perfect face of the gods also has its own appearance.

For example, both he and Shui Wuyuan were born of "water", but their temperament and appearance are completely different.

This man's eyebrows are like cold peaks, his lips are thin and his nose is high, and his gray eyes are full of mediocrity.Ruthless and domineering, even a little gloomy.

It's really... not a gentle and good god at first glance.

He Qinglan stared at it for too long, Shui Wuyuan sat up slightly and narrowed his eyes: "What?"

Isn't he super handsome?

He Qinglan nodded with a smile: "I really can't find another one like you."

Shui Wuyuan was about to give a wicked smile when he heard the down-and-out little pitiful say again:

"It can be regarded as a super winter melon."

"Fifty Jinji, um, the kind with a genetic mutation."

Super winter melon water without source: "..."

Tudou Qi Xiaoyuan: "Pfft." I'm sorry but I can't help it! !

Shui Donggua went home overnight in a rage, and decided to let the river god, Xiaopoor, reflect on the poor and dirty river first.He can also take a good photo of the boring life of the rich at home, and then show the downcast river god the unevenness of the world.

The Luopo River God is looking at the moon on the luxurious recliner at this time.

He rejected Qi Xiaoyuan's invitation to stay at his house for one night, and under the concerned eyes of the chief believer, he said that he would not get sick or have a bad rest if he spent the night in the wild without a bed.

"I don't have that many worldly desires."

Under the moonlight, Lord River God's handsome face seemed to be shrouded in a layer of "Holy Light".

The worldly Qi Xiaoyuan was immediately in awe, and decided to keep everything simple and refuse extravagance to follow the example of Mr. He.

When Qi Xiaoyuan left, only the River God was left by the Qinglan River in the night.

He sat on the recliner and looked at the Qinglan River under the moonlight, silently.

It's just that the silence didn't last long. When the moon began to sink, several angry cries suddenly sounded in the night.

Because the voice was hoarse and shrill, it made the originally pretty good voice look extremely unpleasant.

But this is not enough to make Lord River God care.

The joys and sorrows of mankind have nothing to do with him.

But if this human being has a bad mind and wants to commit suicide by jumping into the river, then the Lord River God can't bear it.

After Xia Youyu cursed the heavens and the earth, and scolded his fate, he decided to drown himself in the water of this once glorious river, which is now extremely desolate, to accuse this abominable person who ruined him just like the river. world.

Although the current of Qinglan River is very weak in the area where He Qinglan is located.But the area Xia Youyu chose was in the upper suburbs of the Qinglan River in Bicheng. The water flow here can barely be called a "river", about two meters wide and half a meter deep.

It's just that the water here is gathered together, and it looks a little dirtier than the river near Bicheng Art Institute.

"Hehe, let this filthy water take away my pure self, and take me away from this filthy world!"

After Xia Youyu said this, he jumped into the Qinglan River directly, and the water only reached his thigh.But that's okay.

He sneered and fell back, determined to lie down and drown himself.

Then, he suddenly realized that he couldn't fall down.

He stood there at a 45-degree angle, like a fish on a grill.

Xia Youyu: "...???"

He tried his best to thrash back and forth, left and right.

He was still at a 45-degree angle.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by, the trees rustled, and the water mosquitoes by the river buzzed in his ears.

Xia Youyu was a little numb.

Then he pointed to the sky with great grief and indignation: "God thief! Don't you even let me die?! Don't go too far!!"

After the words fell, he heard a faint voice answering him with undisguised disgust:

"Go and die somewhere else."

"Don't dirty my river."

Xia Youyu: "...?!"

Xia Youyu: "!!!!"

Xia Youyu: "Q dish Q!"

"I'm fucking dying, and you still care about this sewage river that is about to stop flowing!"

"Do you still have the heart—!!"

The author has something to say:

He Qinglan: Smile, the river god has no heart.

Liu Dalong: Oh, the second male concubine of the River God has appeared.

Shui Wuyuan: Huh?

Liu Dalong: Grandpa, I was wrong, that is the No. [-] potato of the River God!You are the eternal concubine of the River God! !

Concubine of the River God (crossed out) believers require: good looks, good temperament, sweet mouth, good at talking, pure heart and firm heart, it would be better if she is smarter.Really only a little request.