Neither I nor the landlord are human
Chapter 81
Xiao Zhou finally saw the old Yin Ling who was squatting aside, tears burst out at that moment, and he couldn't control it no matter what.
"grandmother!"
She is obviously a timid person, and she is terribly afraid of these things, but when she really saw her grandma, she couldn't remember anything.The blue floral shirt that grandma was wearing was bought by her.
After Xiao Zhou yelled twice, her grandma didn't respond at all, she couldn't help reaching out to touch it, but she didn't expect her to move far away, with a dull expression on her face.
"Miss Jane, grandma doesn't know me anymore."
"Her spirit body is severely damaged, and she may have forgotten you." Jane Yi replied, "You said that grandma passed away last year, so it has been more than a year since she passed away. Normally, people who die must say goodbye to their relatives within one day and go to Reincarnation in the underworld. If you don’t go this day, you will miss the opportunity to go to the underworld if you are too attached to the world. Your grandma probably chooses to stay because she is reluctant to leave.”
Xiao Zhou's eyes were filled with tears: "Maybe it's to see me, and I'm all to blame. Miss Jian, will grandma dissipate like this?"
"It stands to reason that it didn't dissipate so quickly. An obsessed ghost like your grandmother would have to stay in the human world for several years. There may be other reasons for the spirit being so weak."
"Then there is no way to send my grandma to the underworld?" If she had gone back one day earlier, grandma would never let her stay in the world, and she might have gone to the underworld to reincarnate long ago.
Jane Yi shook her head: "The gate of the underworld was closed for some reason many years ago, leaving a day for the ghosts in the world. Only after dying on the first day, the spirit body will be drawn by the power of the underworld. The opportunity has been missed. I am not familiar with the underworld. The gate of the underworld is also hidden, it is very difficult."
"Then can I just watch my grandma disappear?" Xiao Zhou looked at Jian Yi beggingly, "Miss Jian, as long as you can guarantee that my grandma will not disappear, you can make any conditions, no matter how much money you want, and I will work part-time all my life to pay back .”
This is the relative she cares about the most. Now that she knows about her grandmother's existence, she can't wait for such a result to happen.
Jiang Ye: "Miss Jian, is there really nothing I can do?"
Jane Yi: "Yes, don't be so anxious. I haven't finished talking yet. It's not that there are no ghosts that can move freely in the world. There are still many ghosts that will not dissipate."
"When I go back, I'll pick a jade tablet, engrave a soul-raising formation into it, and let your grandma live in it. When the gate of the underworld is reopened one day, she will have a chance to reincarnate."
Xiao Zhou quickly thanked her. She remembered that she was wearing a jade plaque, which was given by her grandmother, and quickly took it out: "Miss Jane, is this okay?"
Jian Yi took the silk-like jade token: "Of course, this jade is pretty good, suitable for soul-nourishing jade tokens, I will make it now."
Xiao Zhou's face was full of gratitude, and he kept staring at the grandmother in the corner, with a dull expression, and felt extremely sad.
"Actually, she stays away from you because she wants to protect you. You are human, she is a ghost, and ghosts have ghost energy. Without special protection, ghost energy can harm people's bodies. Even if they don't take the initiative, they will also affect you. health."
Xiao Zhou was even more sad. This subconscious reaction showed that grandma cared about her very much.
"In the future, when your grandma stays inside the jade card, she can see you. Normally, she won't run out, and it won't affect you. I'll put some other protection on the jade card, so let's do it to the end." Jane Yi glanced at the big bag of snacks next to her, wondering if Jiang Ye had told her that Xiao Zhou handed her such a big bag of snacks when she got in the car, and they were all meat. I tasted some just now and it tasted good. She likes it very much.
The little girl who gave her so many snacks as soon as she came must have no bad intentions.
Twenty minutes later, the jade plaque was engraved with a formation.
Jian Yi handed the jade card to Xiao Zhou: "Call your grandma and let her come inside the jade card. She may lose some memory due to her weak spirit, but she should know the benefits of the jade card. When she goes in, you A drop of blood is on the jade card, and you can get involved with her in the future, and you can see her. But it’s okay, don’t touch her, she is a ghost, and she has a ghostly aura, and more contact will be bad for your health. Grandma cares about you so much, it’s okay She won't show up."
"Well, thank you, Miss Jane," Xiao Zhou held the jade token, stretched out his hand cautiously, and shouted, "Grandma, you go inside the jade token, okay?"
The grandma who didn't agree originally seemed to feel the breath in the jade card, which might give her a very comfortable feeling.She turned her head, stared blankly at Xiao Zhou's position, hesitated for a moment, and got into the jade tablet.
Xiao Zhou hung the jade plaque around his neck again and hid it in his clothes.
Before that, she was still afraid of these things, but if this ghost was her grandmother, she would not be afraid.
After finishing her work, Jian Yi was eating with that bag of snacks in her arms. Xiao Zhou secretly thought that Sister Jiang said that Miss Jian likes to eat, and she will buy some later when she is free.
This was just a small episode, and the car became quiet again.
An hour later, when they arrived at the destination, Jane Yi had already finished the bag of snacks.Although Xiao Zhou was very surprised, he still accepted this incident instinctively. Experts themselves are different, anyway, the digestive system is definitely not comparable to that of ordinary people.
Jian Yi happily wiped the corners of her mouth, but when she saw everyone in the crew, her smile stopped.
The whole crew was full of ghosts, and half of the people she saw were haunted by little ghosts, which was beyond her expectations.
"Why do I feel suddenly cold?" Xiao Zhou hugged his arms and shrunk his neck, looked ahead, and was stunned.
Jiang Ye was surprised: "There are so many?"
Jane Yi noticed a little ghost floating next to Xiao Zhou, and the little ghost was going to find a place to sit on her, but Xiao Zhou's legs were shaking in fright, and he hurried to Jane Yi's side.
The grandma who was originally inside the jade tablet floated out, her sluggish face showed anger, the little ghost was grinning at her, and kept rushing towards Xiao Zhou. In order to protect Xiao Zhou, the grandma wanted to fight with the little ghost.
Jian Yi reached out and grabbed the imp, rolled it into a ball, and put it into a small bag.
Grandma didn't float into the jade tablet this time, and followed Xiao Zhou closely, keeping a certain distance.
Xiao Zhou also saw this scene, and the previous effect hadn't happened yet. She finally understood why grandma's spiritual body was so weak. She walked around the circle with Sister Jiang every day to help her fight the kid.
"It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise your crew might have an accident." Jian Yi's expression was very serious. If it was normal for one or two people to appear and be entangled by little ghosts, it was obviously abnormal for so many to appear.
"Miss Jian, there are so many little ghosts here." Jiang Ye sighed, his gorgeous face was full of fear, "But I'm still not as unlucky as I was haunted by little ghosts before."
"The people in the crew are a little bit lucky. The director has three, and some other people only have one."
Xiao Zhou reminded in a low voice: "Sister Jiang, stop talking, this is the crew."
Jiang Ye quickly shut up, not daring to say any more.
Jian Yi rubbed her hands by mistake, she felt that she could make a fortune here: "Miss Jiang, later gather those people who are haunted by little ghosts together, and I want to make a deal with them."
"No problem." Jiang Ye felt that it was understandable to deal with it like this, and it didn't make sense to let him catch the kid for free.These people are not short of money, and with some money in exchange for their lives, they can also make friends with a powerful celestial master, which is what these people dream of.
The opening ceremony was being held, and Jane Yi found that a little ghost had floated to the position of the incense burner, and was planning to knock on the incense burner vigorously, preparing to destroy it.
Jian Yi sucked on that side, and a few little ghosts floated in front of her uncontrollably, and she rubbed them into small balls.
She originally thought that if she came over, she would at most get some snacks for Kitten Qin, but she didn't expect so many.
With Jane Yi's secret help, the opening ceremony was successfully held.
Jian Yi also found out that the little devil used something from the field to trip the director's leg, and she flicked a force with her finger, which made the little devil howl.
After the opening ceremony, Jiang Ye quickly ran to the director's side and whispered about the kid.
The director frowned, but he didn't mean to disbelieve, he just asked, "Are you sure?"
He still couldn't believe that many people in the crew were haunted by little ghosts, but he also believed that there were ghosts and ghosts in this world, otherwise he wouldn't have held the opening ceremony so seriously.
"I'm sure, I brought all the masters, does the director want to see the kid?"
The director suddenly felt that Jiang Ye's gorgeous face was a little bit awkward, and he didn't speak much, as if he couldn't wait to see him make a fool of himself.
Jiang Ye was pulled down by Xiao Zhou, and quickly put away his expression, with a serious face on his face: "It's not a loss to look at it, only to see that the little ghost master doesn't charge, and only for catching little ghosts."
The director finally agreed, but he was a little skeptical when he knew that the master was a young girl like Jian Yi.
However, Jian Yi gathered strength to touch his eyelids, and he saw his actors and staff, half of them were covered with little ghosts, and they fell directly from the chair, covering their hearts with pale faces.
"Why so many?"
Jiang Ye couldn't help it again: "Director, calm down, you have three on you."
Xiao Zhou: Miss Jiang! ! !
The director glanced at himself, and almost fainted from fright, he growled: "Jiang Ye, are you happy?"
How did he fall in love with such an artist before?Well, her professional ability is good, but her mouth is very weak.
"No, no, director, I had more little ghosts around me than you before, five or six."
director:"……"
"Master, I'm sorry to trouble you." The director was quite well-informed, his lips were trembling, but he also knew that this matter could be resolved today.
Jian Yi showed the price list to the director: "Because you are the client introduced by Ms. Jiang, I will give you a [-]% discount."
Director: It doesn't matter if it's discounted or not. Hurry up and get rid of the kid on him.
Seeing the director nod his head with an urgent look, Jian Yi stretched out her hand and took off the kid on his body without hesitation, rubbing it into a ball several times.
The director breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat from his forehead in fear.
"Director, call those people who are haunted by little ghosts together for a meeting. Master will help you catch ghosts today. Otherwise, if these little ghosts are around, something will happen to our crew during the follow-up filming." After talking about the destruction, he added, "The master also sells amulets, you can talk to her."
The director didn't hesitate too much. This show has been in preparation for a long time, and it's no problem to spend money to keep it safe. It's obvious that the master has real skills, so it's not a loss.
The people who were called to the meeting were a little confused, until the director said: "You are all haunted by little ghosts now."
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-08-0819:07:48~2021-08-0911:53:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 520769941;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 100 bottles from your ancestral grave; 20 bottles of Zihuan Wings; 1 bottle from the Ming Dynasty without Chinese documents;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"grandmother!"
She is obviously a timid person, and she is terribly afraid of these things, but when she really saw her grandma, she couldn't remember anything.The blue floral shirt that grandma was wearing was bought by her.
After Xiao Zhou yelled twice, her grandma didn't respond at all, she couldn't help reaching out to touch it, but she didn't expect her to move far away, with a dull expression on her face.
"Miss Jane, grandma doesn't know me anymore."
"Her spirit body is severely damaged, and she may have forgotten you." Jane Yi replied, "You said that grandma passed away last year, so it has been more than a year since she passed away. Normally, people who die must say goodbye to their relatives within one day and go to Reincarnation in the underworld. If you don’t go this day, you will miss the opportunity to go to the underworld if you are too attached to the world. Your grandma probably chooses to stay because she is reluctant to leave.”
Xiao Zhou's eyes were filled with tears: "Maybe it's to see me, and I'm all to blame. Miss Jian, will grandma dissipate like this?"
"It stands to reason that it didn't dissipate so quickly. An obsessed ghost like your grandmother would have to stay in the human world for several years. There may be other reasons for the spirit being so weak."
"Then there is no way to send my grandma to the underworld?" If she had gone back one day earlier, grandma would never let her stay in the world, and she might have gone to the underworld to reincarnate long ago.
Jane Yi shook her head: "The gate of the underworld was closed for some reason many years ago, leaving a day for the ghosts in the world. Only after dying on the first day, the spirit body will be drawn by the power of the underworld. The opportunity has been missed. I am not familiar with the underworld. The gate of the underworld is also hidden, it is very difficult."
"Then can I just watch my grandma disappear?" Xiao Zhou looked at Jian Yi beggingly, "Miss Jian, as long as you can guarantee that my grandma will not disappear, you can make any conditions, no matter how much money you want, and I will work part-time all my life to pay back .”
This is the relative she cares about the most. Now that she knows about her grandmother's existence, she can't wait for such a result to happen.
Jiang Ye: "Miss Jian, is there really nothing I can do?"
Jane Yi: "Yes, don't be so anxious. I haven't finished talking yet. It's not that there are no ghosts that can move freely in the world. There are still many ghosts that will not dissipate."
"When I go back, I'll pick a jade tablet, engrave a soul-raising formation into it, and let your grandma live in it. When the gate of the underworld is reopened one day, she will have a chance to reincarnate."
Xiao Zhou quickly thanked her. She remembered that she was wearing a jade plaque, which was given by her grandmother, and quickly took it out: "Miss Jane, is this okay?"
Jian Yi took the silk-like jade token: "Of course, this jade is pretty good, suitable for soul-nourishing jade tokens, I will make it now."
Xiao Zhou's face was full of gratitude, and he kept staring at the grandmother in the corner, with a dull expression, and felt extremely sad.
"Actually, she stays away from you because she wants to protect you. You are human, she is a ghost, and ghosts have ghost energy. Without special protection, ghost energy can harm people's bodies. Even if they don't take the initiative, they will also affect you. health."
Xiao Zhou was even more sad. This subconscious reaction showed that grandma cared about her very much.
"In the future, when your grandma stays inside the jade card, she can see you. Normally, she won't run out, and it won't affect you. I'll put some other protection on the jade card, so let's do it to the end." Jane Yi glanced at the big bag of snacks next to her, wondering if Jiang Ye had told her that Xiao Zhou handed her such a big bag of snacks when she got in the car, and they were all meat. I tasted some just now and it tasted good. She likes it very much.
The little girl who gave her so many snacks as soon as she came must have no bad intentions.
Twenty minutes later, the jade plaque was engraved with a formation.
Jian Yi handed the jade card to Xiao Zhou: "Call your grandma and let her come inside the jade card. She may lose some memory due to her weak spirit, but she should know the benefits of the jade card. When she goes in, you A drop of blood is on the jade card, and you can get involved with her in the future, and you can see her. But it’s okay, don’t touch her, she is a ghost, and she has a ghostly aura, and more contact will be bad for your health. Grandma cares about you so much, it’s okay She won't show up."
"Well, thank you, Miss Jane," Xiao Zhou held the jade token, stretched out his hand cautiously, and shouted, "Grandma, you go inside the jade token, okay?"
The grandma who didn't agree originally seemed to feel the breath in the jade card, which might give her a very comfortable feeling.She turned her head, stared blankly at Xiao Zhou's position, hesitated for a moment, and got into the jade tablet.
Xiao Zhou hung the jade plaque around his neck again and hid it in his clothes.
Before that, she was still afraid of these things, but if this ghost was her grandmother, she would not be afraid.
After finishing her work, Jian Yi was eating with that bag of snacks in her arms. Xiao Zhou secretly thought that Sister Jiang said that Miss Jian likes to eat, and she will buy some later when she is free.
This was just a small episode, and the car became quiet again.
An hour later, when they arrived at the destination, Jane Yi had already finished the bag of snacks.Although Xiao Zhou was very surprised, he still accepted this incident instinctively. Experts themselves are different, anyway, the digestive system is definitely not comparable to that of ordinary people.
Jian Yi happily wiped the corners of her mouth, but when she saw everyone in the crew, her smile stopped.
The whole crew was full of ghosts, and half of the people she saw were haunted by little ghosts, which was beyond her expectations.
"Why do I feel suddenly cold?" Xiao Zhou hugged his arms and shrunk his neck, looked ahead, and was stunned.
Jiang Ye was surprised: "There are so many?"
Jane Yi noticed a little ghost floating next to Xiao Zhou, and the little ghost was going to find a place to sit on her, but Xiao Zhou's legs were shaking in fright, and he hurried to Jane Yi's side.
The grandma who was originally inside the jade tablet floated out, her sluggish face showed anger, the little ghost was grinning at her, and kept rushing towards Xiao Zhou. In order to protect Xiao Zhou, the grandma wanted to fight with the little ghost.
Jian Yi reached out and grabbed the imp, rolled it into a ball, and put it into a small bag.
Grandma didn't float into the jade tablet this time, and followed Xiao Zhou closely, keeping a certain distance.
Xiao Zhou also saw this scene, and the previous effect hadn't happened yet. She finally understood why grandma's spiritual body was so weak. She walked around the circle with Sister Jiang every day to help her fight the kid.
"It's a good thing I'm here, otherwise your crew might have an accident." Jian Yi's expression was very serious. If it was normal for one or two people to appear and be entangled by little ghosts, it was obviously abnormal for so many to appear.
"Miss Jian, there are so many little ghosts here." Jiang Ye sighed, his gorgeous face was full of fear, "But I'm still not as unlucky as I was haunted by little ghosts before."
"The people in the crew are a little bit lucky. The director has three, and some other people only have one."
Xiao Zhou reminded in a low voice: "Sister Jiang, stop talking, this is the crew."
Jiang Ye quickly shut up, not daring to say any more.
Jian Yi rubbed her hands by mistake, she felt that she could make a fortune here: "Miss Jiang, later gather those people who are haunted by little ghosts together, and I want to make a deal with them."
"No problem." Jiang Ye felt that it was understandable to deal with it like this, and it didn't make sense to let him catch the kid for free.These people are not short of money, and with some money in exchange for their lives, they can also make friends with a powerful celestial master, which is what these people dream of.
The opening ceremony was being held, and Jane Yi found that a little ghost had floated to the position of the incense burner, and was planning to knock on the incense burner vigorously, preparing to destroy it.
Jian Yi sucked on that side, and a few little ghosts floated in front of her uncontrollably, and she rubbed them into small balls.
She originally thought that if she came over, she would at most get some snacks for Kitten Qin, but she didn't expect so many.
With Jane Yi's secret help, the opening ceremony was successfully held.
Jian Yi also found out that the little devil used something from the field to trip the director's leg, and she flicked a force with her finger, which made the little devil howl.
After the opening ceremony, Jiang Ye quickly ran to the director's side and whispered about the kid.
The director frowned, but he didn't mean to disbelieve, he just asked, "Are you sure?"
He still couldn't believe that many people in the crew were haunted by little ghosts, but he also believed that there were ghosts and ghosts in this world, otherwise he wouldn't have held the opening ceremony so seriously.
"I'm sure, I brought all the masters, does the director want to see the kid?"
The director suddenly felt that Jiang Ye's gorgeous face was a little bit awkward, and he didn't speak much, as if he couldn't wait to see him make a fool of himself.
Jiang Ye was pulled down by Xiao Zhou, and quickly put away his expression, with a serious face on his face: "It's not a loss to look at it, only to see that the little ghost master doesn't charge, and only for catching little ghosts."
The director finally agreed, but he was a little skeptical when he knew that the master was a young girl like Jian Yi.
However, Jian Yi gathered strength to touch his eyelids, and he saw his actors and staff, half of them were covered with little ghosts, and they fell directly from the chair, covering their hearts with pale faces.
"Why so many?"
Jiang Ye couldn't help it again: "Director, calm down, you have three on you."
Xiao Zhou: Miss Jiang! ! !
The director glanced at himself, and almost fainted from fright, he growled: "Jiang Ye, are you happy?"
How did he fall in love with such an artist before?Well, her professional ability is good, but her mouth is very weak.
"No, no, director, I had more little ghosts around me than you before, five or six."
director:"……"
"Master, I'm sorry to trouble you." The director was quite well-informed, his lips were trembling, but he also knew that this matter could be resolved today.
Jian Yi showed the price list to the director: "Because you are the client introduced by Ms. Jiang, I will give you a [-]% discount."
Director: It doesn't matter if it's discounted or not. Hurry up and get rid of the kid on him.
Seeing the director nod his head with an urgent look, Jian Yi stretched out her hand and took off the kid on his body without hesitation, rubbing it into a ball several times.
The director breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat from his forehead in fear.
"Director, call those people who are haunted by little ghosts together for a meeting. Master will help you catch ghosts today. Otherwise, if these little ghosts are around, something will happen to our crew during the follow-up filming." After talking about the destruction, he added, "The master also sells amulets, you can talk to her."
The director didn't hesitate too much. This show has been in preparation for a long time, and it's no problem to spend money to keep it safe. It's obvious that the master has real skills, so it's not a loss.
The people who were called to the meeting were a little confused, until the director said: "You are all haunted by little ghosts now."
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-08-0819:07:48~2021-08-0911:53:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 520769941;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 100 bottles from your ancestral grave; 20 bottles of Zihuan Wings; 1 bottle from the Ming Dynasty without Chinese documents;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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