Neither I nor the landlord are human

The sound of splashing water and the little monster humming an out-of-key tune came from the kitchen, Qin Xin couldn't help laughing.

The little monster seems to be in a good mood.

Jian Yi went back to the room, and Qin Xin followed suit.

"You're very good." Jian Yi stroked the cat's head, "I won't go out to roam around today, let's shoot some videos, and shoot all the videos to be released later, so I can be lazy."

Qin Xin: "..."

I just started to have a meal, and now I am going to be lazy, the little monster is a little drifting.

"I've decided to live stream three times a week, and release videos during the rest of the time." Jane Yi moved out all the tools and arranged them, intending to focus on shooting one item brought by the merchant each time.Try to figure out an excellent script, so that fans are not allowed to play, and they are unknowingly attracted by these cats and cats' daily necessities.

"You play by yourself for a while, I'll think about the script and see how to shoot." Jane Yi sat at the desk thinking, fingers on the keyboard.

She also recently looked at the videos of other cat bloggers. Their kitten is just an ordinary kitten, and they can also make interesting and fun shots, as if the cat is a script of one person.

It doesn't make sense that her Qin kitten is so smart, the effect of the shooting is worse than those of ordinary cats, right?

People need editing and countless rehearsals, but she has an inherent advantage here, she doesn't need to rehearse at all, as long as she communicates with Qin Xiaomao seriously.

Qin Xin couldn't help being depressed, the little monster probably won't talk to herself about secrets anymore, because she is busy with things now.After so many days of contact, she still has a little understanding of the character of the little monster. Once she is busy, she will not be distracted, and she is very serious in her work.

"I won't shoot for the time being. After I think about it, you can go and play if you want." Jian Yi turned to Qin Xin who was lying on the cat climbing frame.

Qin Xin lying on this place is purely because she thinks the location is good, it is high, and she can see where the little monster is at a casual glance.The quality of the cat climbing frame is good, and the platform on it is very spacious, so it is quite comfortable to lie on.

Now she doesn't resist the fact that she is a cat at all, but accepts it well.

Jian Yi saw that Qin Xiaomao didn't intend to go out to play, and would occasionally talk to him when he thought of a wonderful place.

"Little cat, I have another idea, can you swim?"

Qin Xin paused, of course she can swim.

She doesn't use the swimming pool outside very much, but she still goes for a swim when she's interested.In fact, she dislikes the trouble and has to change the water every time she uses it. The cost is not a problem, and she can still afford it.

So Qin Xin nodded to Jian Yi, indicating that she could swim, and she also wanted to see what new ideas the little monster had.

"You really do?" Jane Yi was still a little surprised, after all, in people's impression, kittens are more afraid of water.

After thinking about it, Qin Xiaomao is not an ordinary kitten. She can't always have a traditional stereotype. She has to recognize the fact that Qin Xiaomao is different.

"However, we have to discuss this matter with the landlady."

Qin Xin listened with pointed ears. Could it be that they were discussing about using the swimming pool?There is no need to discuss this, she doesn't usually use it very much, the little monster can use it if she wants, and she will cooperate with it when the time comes.

Speaking of which, the little monster was really nice to her. A ghost king would eat it if he offered it to her. Obviously, this thing should be very good for the other party.

How can ordinary money compare to the power of the ghost king?

"Let's talk about it after I ask the landlady. In fact, I want you to cooperate to shoot a swimming video, so that the majority of netizens can open their eyes and see that you are not only a cat who can read, but also swim." Jian Yiman Said proudly.

Qin Xin thought it was funny, but she felt a little proud in her heart unconsciously.

But having said that, the little monster is still doing his best for the meal, but he doesn't know what kind of advertisement the other party will put in this video.

"Among the merchants negotiated yesterday, one asked me to help sell cat towels." Jian Yi's answer answered Qin Xin's inner doubts, "If the landlady agrees, we can take a video of you swimming. When the time is over, you can just wipe your body with the merchant's towel, and there should be no problem with this advertisement placement."

Qin Xin couldn't help but praise in her heart, there is indeed nothing wrong with this advertisement.

It would be a bit ordinary for a person to shoot this kind of advertisement, but for the fans, it is a very rare thing for her to become a cat and swim.There is no filming yet, and she thinks this commercial will be very successful just from the planning.

Jian Yi didn't speak any more, her fingers quickly landed on the keyboard, typing with crackling sounds, and the very rhythmic sound of the keyboard made Qin Xin drowsy.

After a few minutes, Jane Yi's voice sounded again: "If the landlady disagrees, then let's use another plan, let's take a video of you taking a shower. I think the effect is okay, although it's not as shocking as swimming."

Qin Xin: "..."

She thinks swimming is fine.

Take a bath under the camera, refuse!

"Okay, that's the decision. I'll talk to the landlady about it when we have dinner." When Qin Xin was mentioned, Jian Yi's mind was empty at the moment, she no longer wanted to work, and couldn't help guessing about Qin Xin Is it about having a crush on her?

"Little cat, do you think the landlady is interested in me?"

Qin Xin:? ? ?

Why does the little monster think this way, how did this kind of information error occur in the middle?

"My mother said that the landlady gave me so much rent relief, and let me eat and drink for free, which means living here for free and eating and drinking for free. There is no free lunch in the world. She doesn't seem to have bad intentions for me, not a crush I can't tell."

Qin Xin: "..."

Is it because I have eaten too much, so I have time to think wildly?

"Now that I think about it carefully, what my mother said still makes sense. It's not good for no reason, don't you think? You see, I treat you well for a purpose, because you are good-looking and cute. I think rua you."

Qin Xin couldn't refute this, and it made some sense.

However, what she gave to the little monster for free was not what the other party thought at all. How could she do these things because she had a crush on the other party.After all, they didn't know each other before, so why bother?

She prepared so much food for the little monster, not to thank him for helping her a lot.

If it wasn't for the little monster, she wouldn't have been able to obtain such a powerful force, and she wouldn't even know that she had hidden blood.

She didn't meet the little monster, even if she knew that those two people were bad guys, she probably didn't know how to resist, right?

"My mother is right. There are not many beautiful and kind-hearted girls like Miss Landlady. If the other party really wants to confess to me, I should accept it. However, I am a little worried now, in case the other party knows my real identity , mainly because I really eat a lot in one meal, will I be scared away?"

Qin Xin: Scaring him away doesn't mean scaring him away. She already guessed the identity of the little monster on the first night, and she has seen the other party's appetite for a long time, so she didn't worry too much.Besides, they are not human, so there is nothing to worry about...

Qin Xin quickly shook her head, she was led astray by the little monster, why would she think about these things?

"The landlady is really a reserved person. I don't know when she will confess to me."

Qin Xin: It's purely overthinking.

"I'll check out any interesting mountains in the country, and go together when she is free. I suddenly understand why the other party is willing to go out. She has stayed at home for so many years, and now she is willing to go out because of me."

Qin Xin: "..." Little monster, please stop your wild thinking.

"I'm so nervous that I didn't even notice a crush who was close at hand. If my mother hadn't reminded me, I would have missed this fate and let down a good girl."

Qin Xin: Little monster, really, enough is enough.

She was already thinking about whether to ask Aunt Zhang to cook less meals at night, lest the little monster continue to misunderstand.

However, thinking of the other party's pitiful look at the food, and a little bit of unbearable, he dismissed this idea.

Qin Xin found that Jian Yi had stopped talking, so she couldn't help jumping off the cat climbing frame and onto the table to see what she was doing.Unexpectedly, Jian Yi was checking various mountain peaks across the country, and seriously started a travel strategy.

Such a serious look can only be seen when the other party is cooking.

After a while, she heard Jian Yi muttering again: "Miss Landlady broke her own principles and wanted to climb the mountain with me. She must do a good job of strategy and not let a weak human being worry about her. She looks very healthy. She looks weak, so I have to prepare all the medicines I need to prepare, so I can't make her worry too much, after all, this is likely to be my future partner."

"It's not easy to find a partner these days. I'm still single, so I have to cherish this opportunity to get out of the single."

"I hope that after long-term contact, when the landlady finds out that my appetite is a little different from ordinary people, she can accept it."

"Oh, there are so many things to consider when a human and an animal fall in love."

"In addition to accepting my unusual appetite, I have to let the other party accept that I am not human."

"My body is a bit majestic, so it shouldn't be scary. The landlady has been making works related to beasts recently, so it should be acceptable."

"Find a chance to try it out, and draw a cute self-portrait of my body when I have time another day, and slowly guide the other party to accept my appearance."

Qin Xin: You really took great pains.

However, she is still a little interested in what the little monster's body looks like.

"It doesn't matter if you don't like my body, I can always maintain my human form."

"Actually, I'm not bad. My body is majestic, my human form is cute, and my sweet mouth can coax people. I eat a lot, but I work hard and can fully support myself."

"I can also exorcise evil spirits, avoid disasters and attract wealth. It is a mascot at home."

"I have the talent to pray for blessings. Even though it doesn't work from time to time, it's better than nothing, right?"

"The only downside is eating too much. As the saying goes, no man is perfect, no beast is perfect, and nothing is perfect."

Qin Xin's expression was indescribable, how much did she want to get out of the order?Seeing that the little monster was so anxious, after doing so many strategies, he is still brainwashing himself and boasting about himself.

After listening to it for so long, Qin Xin finally understood why the little monster's eyes were so strange. It turned out that he was madly imagining that someone had a crush on him, and he was serious about it.

Qin Xin decided to go back to work, and just as she was about to jump out of the window, Jian Yi's phone rang.

"Yes, I'm Jane Yi, the one who can catch ghosts, are you?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-1812:23:52~2021-07-1915:43:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Shi Buge, 1 bottle of Mingshi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!