Neither I nor the landlord are human

After Jane Yi released the video, she didn't care too much, and took out the jackfruit packed in cardboard boxes one by one in the house.The cardboard boxes were laid on the ground, and then the jackfruits, which were greenish-yellow and yellowish-yellow, with pointed granules on the skin, were neatly placed on the cardboard boxes.

After doing this, she adjusted the position of the camera to ensure that the angle was slightly out of the way so that she could see Qin kitten pushing jackfruit on the ground.

(Qin Kitty: "...")

Anyway, she understood that it was impossible to be a simple food anchor.At most, he can be a gourmet anchor with a cat, and Qin Xiaomao is more popular than her.

After finishing all this, she tidied up the room. Fortunately, the room was big enough. Even if hundreds of jackfruits were placed, it was still not crowded and there was still a lot of free space.

Jian Yi quickly threw away the trash, then hurried back, staring at the jackfruits in the room in a daze.For ordinary people, peeling this thing must use a knife.After the jackfruit core is cut, sticky mucus will come out, which is very difficult to clean. Many bosses who sell this will apply a layer of oil on their hands so that they will not stick to their hands.

But she is peeling it with bare hands, so there is no need to prepare this, besides, she does not intend to break open the jackfruit core, the mucus inside cannot escape naturally.

Jane Yi calculated the time, and she definitely couldn't peel a hundred jackfruits in one night. Of course, this is normal.If she gets serious and uses her own ability, she can still open thousands of them, let alone a hundred, but that's too exaggerated.

She had considered this issue before, and fans didn't ask her to peel a hundred jackfruits in a live broadcast, so when shooting the video, she only said that she would perform bare-handed jackfruits.At that time, you only need to follow the normal speed and live broadcast to the time when it should be downloaded.

Feeling that there were no other details that had been overlooked, Jian Yi took out her phone again, and wanted to ask the group owner when the prize money for the 279 night bus event on Songyun Road would be distributed.

A true celestial master: Several fellow Taoists who went there before have already explained, and there is also news from Team Leader Fang, saying that you are responsible for this matter.Regarding the bonus, it will be credited to your card within seven days.

Jane Yi: That's it, thank you.

She just asked, since the other party was also sure that she solved the night bus incident on Songyun Road 279 because of other people's words, so she could give Qin Kitty the ball with the power of the ghost king to eat tonight.

Jian Yi is looking forward to it, wondering what kind of change Qin Kitty will have after eating this ball.

After finishing the call with the owner of the business group, she remembered the video she posted earlier, so she quickly logged in to watch it.

Looking at it, she saw all kinds of 99+ reminders, which were all in her expectation, not surprising. She clicked in and read the comments.

[Peel jackfruit with bare hands?If the jackfruit hits the head, I still believe it. Now Internet celebrities want to be popular and crazy, right?Those who use this kind of video to attract people are fools. 】

When Jian Yi saw it, she knew that the person who made this hot comment only knew about her, and she didn't know what she was capable of.

When encountering such voices of doubt, she didn't care at all.It was because of these questioning people that she was able to slap them all in the face and make more people pay attention to her.

She really wanted to be popular and crazy, and she could make a lot of money if she became popular.

With a lot of small money, she can buy a lot of food, and maybe eat three or five warehouses in one meal in the future, and she won't feel bad.Thinking about a meal of hundreds of thousands, it still hurts a little. No matter how big the family is, it can't afford her to eat like this.

So, what's wrong with red?

Jane Yi clicked on the bottom of this comment, and it turned out that people who knew her were commenting.

[Young man, you are too young. 】

[When I was young, I was more arrogant than him. 】

[If you have the ability, come to the live broadcast at night, I guarantee that when you think of this sentence again, you will only feel a pain in the face. 】

【Hahahaha, someone actually thinks that Yiyi is trying to spread the word and lie?Have a look at it!I bet you dare not. 】

Under these comments, the netizen who commented responded one by one. The general idea was: Why don’t you dare, you group of stupid fans, fans of all kinds of trash anchors, such an obvious scam, you can still believe it.The group of people who are cheated by the anchors on the Internet are probably the ones who will buy health care products decades later.

There have been thousands of replies to this comment alone, and it is still growing.

There are quite a few people who have the same thoughts as this netizen. Fans who know Jian Yi will comment and ask them to meet at 08:30.

Another popular comment is:

[Wow, am I the only one who wants to see Kitten Qin pushing jackfruit?As for the little jiojio of Maomao, can it really push out such a big jackfruit? 】

The reply below is:

【I really want to watch it too, no matter if I can push it or not, I will be willing to watch it. 】

[Even if the anchor doesn't peel the jackfruit and let Qin Xiaomao push it by the side, I can still watch it for a day. 】

【I can keep watching!Don't eat! 】

【Think about that little jiojio pushing a huge jackfruit, it's so cute. 】

Jian Yi refreshed, and this comment had become the hottest one, and she flipped through the bottom ones, and it turned out that people who knew her were more interested in Qin Xiaomao's promotion of jackfruit.

She braced her chin and fell into self-doubt again.

I knew that the most attractive one was Qin Xiaomao. If she wasn't around in the future, I might as well let Qin Xiaomao live broadcast by himself. I guess it would attract more fans than her presence.

The night that countless people and Jane Yi had been looking forward to arrived, just as the sky darkened, Qin Xin, who had turned into a cat, had already jumped onto the window.

Obviously knowing that there must be a lot of pineapples in the house, but when she really took a look inside, Qin Xin was still surprised, it was too big and too many.In fact, jackfruit is much bigger than durian. I don’t know why many people’s catchphrase is “use durian”. Isn’t jackfruit better?

Is it because durian thorns are sharper?

"Kitten Qin, come and poo." Seeing Qin Xin appearing, Jian Yi walked over excitedly and hugged her, and poked her in the cat's face.

Qin Xin was used to it, and calmly accepted Jian Yi's warm greeting.Anyway, even if she resisted, the little monster wouldn't listen, and she was too lazy to resist. She is just a cat now, there is no need to be so shameless, and everyone doesn't know.

"Qin kitten, I brought you food."

"But you should fall into a deep sleep after eating it. You have to live broadcast it before eating."

Jane Yi took out the ball: "You can lick it."

Of course, Qin Xin didn't intend to lick it, she pushed Jian Yi away and jumped down, circling around the jackfruit in the house.So many, so big, she jumped on it and tried to push the tallest one off.

Just gently, the jackfruit will move.

Her strength is not small, after all, she is not an ordinary cat.

Qin Xin nodded. Since she can push, the effect of the live broadcast for a while should be good.

Just when Qin Xin was thinking about the effect of tonight's live broadcast, she suddenly felt herself soaring into the sky, no need to think that it must be that little monster who couldn't help but rua her again.

Now she hopes to awaken her bloodlines as soon as possible. She wonders if her situation of turning into a cat at night can be improved after awakening her bloodlines.She actually guessed something that her situation was not very normal.

I don't know if it's because of her body, or if someone did something to her.From the reactions of those two people, we can actually make some guesses. This situation should be man-made, not because of her body.

It's a pity that I'm still confused now, the most important thing is to improve my strength so that I won't be afraid of other accidents.

Jian Yi has already opened the live broadcast room, and it's only a few minutes before eight o'clock, but there are already many fans squatting around, including those who don't know Jian Yi and want to watch the excitement.

There are many Internet celebrities every year, and there are not no anchors who peel jackfruit. After all, some places produce this kind of jackfruit, and some anchors will be invited to do live promotion.But to be honest, they have never seen this kind of person peeling jackfruit with bare hands.

They wanted to see if she was bragging, or if she was real.

Especially her fans are so swearing, it's so curious, of course, more people want to see her roll over.

Jane Yi: "Everyone, I haven't seen you for a day. I don't know if you miss me."

— Just thinking about your cat.

——Think about cats +1

——Yi Yi, you haven't started yet, can you move it a little bit so that you can block the camera so that you can't see Kitten Qin.

——I watched the video of Kitten Qin yesterday, and I beat up my cat to let it learn more from Kitten Qin, and send it to school later.

——To be honest, I think Qin Xiaomao is my long-lost classmate, Yiyi, you can send the cat here, let me confirm, is that okay?

Jane Yi: Don't you miss me?

——I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about it, move around, I'll see Qin Xiaomao and miss you again.

——I really want to, really, but now I want to see how Qin Kitty is doing.

Jane Yi: "..." The worst anchor of the year, all the popularity was robbed by cats.

She looked back at the noble and elegant Qin kitten sitting on the pineapple, willingly stepped aside, and Qin kitten appeared in the camera.

If it was this cat who robbed her of the camera, she would be willing.

Qin Xin knew that the camera had captured her, so she slightly raised her chin, and glanced indifferently towards the camera, her appearance was truly stunning.

Jian Yi sat by and watched the barrage on the computer screen, feeling sour.

——Ahhhhh, it really is Qin Xiaomao, this look kills me.

——How can there be such a fairy cat?If it belongs to my family, I would like to offer cats as ancestors.

——My heart beats so fast, I think I'm in love with this cat.

Qin Xin felt that it was almost the same, stretched out her small paw, put it on the nearest jackfruit, and pushed it down gently.She jumped down, controlled jackfruit and pushed it to the side of Jane Yi.

The eyes are obvious, the time is up, hurry up and peel off.

—— Yiyi, peel it off!Qin kitten is still waiting.

——Maomao is heartbroken for this family.

——Be sensible.

Jane Yi: "..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-0723:55:47~2021-07-0823:56:34期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: Luo Liangwei 1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 piece of candied haws from Master Luo;

Thanks to the little angels for the irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of cute Qinghe duck; 10 bottles of Wenfo fish balls; 1 bottle today;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!