Neither I nor the landlord are human

"Ah ah ah ah..."

"Help!"

"Boss, so fast!"

"Boss, can you slow down?"

"Whoa, whoa, it's so scary, I feel like I'm going to fall."

"Mom, I'm going home, it's scary."

"Boss, this is made of paper, it will break."

The young lovers were sitting in the paper bus, swaying from side to side with Jane Yi's speed, as if they were about to fall at any moment.

They were all mentally prepared, but when they actually experienced this, they still yelled out in fear.

This is obviously a paper car, why does the boss drive so fast?

Unbearable!

Especially the wind blowing in from outside, it feels like they will be swept away. Isn't the boss afraid to turn around later and find that they are no longer in the car?

Jane Yi: "No, I have to rush back to eat."

"If you go back late, it will be gone."

"It won't fall, just hold on." Jane Yi looked back at the young couple who were holding hands, and the other hand was helplessly grasping the young couple on the back of the thin seat in the car, and carefully observed their expressions. A little whitish, the rest seems to be no big problem, don't worry.

"You two are quite courageous." Jian Yi praised.

Boy: "No, I'm not very courageous."

"Me too, me too, I'm timid, can you slow down a little bit, sir?" the girl said quickly.

Jane Yi: "It's just right, you can exercise your courage if you are timid. There are not many such opportunities. Do you want to carefully observe the style of this car and experience the ride? Don't you still have mobile phones? Keep this experience Come down, as part of your emotional sublimation, this is a rare experience in life, very precious."

The young couple shook their heads quickly, expressing that they didn't want to experience such a thing at all, and if they could, they chose to forget it.

Apparently, Jane Yi didn't have this plan, and continued to mobilize her strength, and floated out with a whistling bus.If you look at it with the naked eye, you will only feel that a rainbow has passed by, and you can't see what has just passed.

In fact, Jane Yi allocated a part of her strength to protect them, but not so much.This young couple seems to like exciting games, so she will give them a free hand.

Let them experience what a happy and crazy hearse is.

To fall in love is to be exciting and happy. That’s called falling in love. It’s too bland. It’s called an old couple.

The young couple didn't know what Jian Yi was thinking, if they knew, they would definitely say they were wronged.

They do like excitement, but definitely not the thrill of a crazy hearse.

Jian Yi's speed was getting faster and faster, and the horrified sound of the young couple's continuous "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sounded behind her, and she felt extremely happy.If it weren't for her, this young couple would never have experienced such exciting and happy things in their entire lives.

"You can take pictures and leave a souvenir, and you will definitely smile knowingly when you open it in the future." Jian Yi kindly reminded.

The young couple couldn't help but looked at each other, and shook their heads frantically. It's better not to take pictures, the two of them are as embarrassed as they are now.

Boy: It’s the first time I saw my girlfriend’s make-up gone, her face was as white as a ghost, her hair was messed up like a chicken coop, when she was screaming just now, she was still rolling her eyes.Even so, he still thought it was kind of cute.

It seemed that they were true love, and she was the only one in this life.

Girl: This guy is usually pretty handsome, he often goes to the gym, and he shows his courage in front of her, saying he wants to protect her, but now he is as scared as a chicken, with a pale face and messy hair, to be honest Yes, there is still a little bit of protection that arouses people, which is very cute.

She was so ugly that she didn't want to get rid of it, and it seemed that she didn't completely like this face.

The young lovers were thinking at the same time, forget about taking pictures.

It's a nightmare to stay in such a state of embarrassment.

After such a encounter, they realized that they were not that afraid, and gradually let go of their hands, and sat in the car in a regular manner.They realized carefully that the speed was indeed very fast, as if they were about to be shaken out at any time, but every time they felt this way, an invisible force pulled them back.

The two looked at each other, and instantly understood that the boss still cared about them, and didn't really ignore them.

Jian Yi found that the two of them stopped screaming: "I said that if you exercise your courage, you will grow stronger. Now believe me."

The young couple quickly shook their heads, expressing their disbelief.

They are not afraid anymore, not because they know that the boss is protecting them. The two wanted to tidy up their appearance, but the boss protected them from falling out, but he didn't protect their hair from messing up, and he didn't guarantee that the wind wouldn't blow , can only give up in the end.

Jane Yi drove the car in the mountain for 10 minutes, and then came outside. It didn't seem like there were no people in the mountain. Her speed was faster, and the human naked eye couldn't see what was going on.

She originally wanted to find a platform to take the bus back, but then thought that it would be the morning rush hour in a while, and she might not be able to go back for dinner.

"I'll just drive back to my neighborhood, how about you take a taxi back by yourself? Where are you going back?"

"Go back to school." The girl said, "It's in downtown Rongshi."

Jane Yi: "That's no problem, it's easy to take a taxi near my house."

The young couple found that Jane Yi's speed was getting faster and faster, and they were really worried that such a fast speed would set this paper car on fire.

Fortunately, in the end, Jian Yi steadily parked the car in a dead corner, there was no one around, and there was no camera here.

After the three got out of the car, the young couple looked back at the car, only to find that it was burning.It's just that after burning, there is no ashes at all, and it takes almost an instant to finish burning.

"I'm home." Jane Yi said to the two of them, "Go back too. Don't tell anyone what happened in the past two days. The main reason is that you are afraid of getting yourself into trouble."

Jane Yi thought for a while, and took out a business card of her own from her bag: "This is my business card, if you encounter any undecipherable supernatural events, you can call the number above, or add me as a friend, add a friend You can see the quotation."

Since the two knew about the supernatural event, she was not interested in erasing each other's memories.

In this country, ordinary people are allowed to know these things.Once the other party knows, there is no need to stop it.

However, practitioners will not casually expose this matter to ordinary people.

Both of them knew about it. If something similar happened again in the future, it would be good to find her.No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, and she will not miss the opportunity to make money.

The young couple quickly added Jian Yi as friends, watched her pass, and then took a look at the surrounding environment. They didn't expect this to be a villa area.That's right, this is a boss, is there anything strange about living here?

If Jane Yi knew what they were thinking, she would want to cry.

Although she is a big boss, she really can't get enough to eat, and she has to save the rent of the house to buy food for herself.She would be reluctant to buy such a nice house to live in if she wanted it herself.

"Then I'm leaving, it's time for dinner."

The young couple quickly thanked and watched Jian Yi walk in one direction.

They looked at the place where the car disappeared, quickly made a reservation, and called the car back to school.

Boy: "Actually, it's a bit exciting."

Girl: "Stimulation is stimulation, I just don't want to experience it again."

Boy: "Did you get inspired this time?"

Girl: "There are a lot of inspirations, and I feel like I can write many scripts. As for the matter of Mr. Ding and Ms. Bai Ying, I can adapt countless versions of love and hatred."

Boy: "I made up a lot of scenes where the bosses fight. Do you remember the scene where Boss Jane vomits ghosts? It's really exciting. I immediately thought of the action of her swallowing those ghosts. It's so cool. gone."

The two waited for the car, chatting in low voices, one of them imagined the plot of the fight, and the other imagined the plot of love and hatred, they complemented each other.

"Ms. Qin, good morning."

When Jian Yi walked into the living room, Qin Xin had just come down from the upstairs, so it was a coincidence.

Qin Xin didn't think it was a coincidence, she came downstairs after watching Jian Yi walk into the gate.

Qin Xin looked at Jian Yi carefully, her clothes were not damaged, they were very clean, her white shoes were not stained at all, and her face was even rosier than when she left yesterday.

It feels like it's not to catch monsters, but to replenish energy.

She felt a little relieved, so she shouldn't have encountered any danger yesterday.

After the two washed their hands and sat at the dining table, Qin Xin asked about Jian Yi's experience.

Jian Yi was very happy to share, except for the matter of swallowing the ghost king's inventory by herself, the rest was roughly adapted and told to Qin Xin.The main reason is to conceal her true identity so as not to frighten Qin Xin.

Even if the other party finds out in the future, there must be a period of time, right?

"So Bai Ying can only lose that soul forever?" After hearing what happened to Bai Ying, Qin Xin felt a little sympathetic.

Modern people have a certain understanding of the previous era, knowing that it was not easy to live in those days, especially for women.

The reality of Bai Ying's encounter was before her eyes, she was still very surprised and sounded a little uncomfortable.

That ghost king is really abominable.

Qin Xin paused, the little monster did not explain where the ghost king was.She couldn't help but glanced at Jian Yi's small bag, and instinctively told her that the ghost king should be in this small bag.

Is it for her?

Jian Yi didn't notice Qin Xin's eyes, now her eyes are full of food.

Speaking of which, she didn't eat last night, which is so pitiful.

She probably forgot that she swallowed the ghost king's stock last night.

"I've searched for it in the Ghost King's yin spirit body, and it's been digested long ago. There's nothing I can do about it. The soul is no different than anything else. It's not like taking a little soul from the Ghost King can make up for her soul."

Qin Xin: "It's a pity."

"It's a pity, Bai Ying is very beautiful and innocent." Jian Yi recalled the scene where Ding Shuang took Bai Ying away, "But with Fellow Daoist Ding, she will be well taken care of."

Qin Xin took two bites and said she wanted to go back to her room.

Jian Yi went back to the room after eating twice, and took out the ghost king who had been rolled into a ball. Kitty Qin should be very happy, right?

Qin kitten should give her boo boo more.

"Master Giant Beast, will you let me go?" Lai Yuesheng begged for mercy.

Jian Yi: "If you don't speak, I will forget it. You need to erase your consciousness. What if you bully my Qin kitten?"

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-0523:43:21~2021-07-0623:57:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: 1 piece of Juir;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 Juir;

Thank you to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 81 bottles of Yuer; 5 bottles of Fengzhidu, Sunshine Walking Under the Rainbow; 2 bottles of Half Life;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!