Neither I nor the landlord are human

Qin Xin was very curious about what method Jian Yi would use to peel melon seeds. A hundred catties of melon seeds is not a small amount, and a small one is much more troublesome to peel than walnuts.

——Qin kitten, come and give me a boo.

—— Qin Xiaomao, Qin Xiaomao, quickly look at the camera and ask my sister to post it.

——Today, Kitten Qin is still so cute, with a pensive face, what are you thinking about?

Qin Xin inadvertently glanced at the barrage, unexpectedly many people's attention was on her.

Faced with these people wanting to post with her for no reason, of course she ignored them.

It is already the bottom line to tolerate the little monster popping her at every turn, and it is impossible to allow other people to do so.

If the little monster hadn't helped her a lot, she would never have tolerated this happening!

——Qin Kitty is still as cold as ever, but I love her so much.

——Maomao, let’s post it.

— Lick the screen!

——Even if Qin Xiaomao ignores me, I still love him very much.

——Sucking cats across the screen is also very happy.

——As long as Qin Xiaomao is around for a day, this studio is my home.

Jian Yi put a bag of melon seeds on the table, ready to perform, glanced at the bullet screen, and found that everyone did not expect her to peel the melon seeds, but sent all kinds of idiot-like bullet screens at Qin Kitty.

Jane Yi fell into deep self-doubt, and was thinking about whether her live broadcast route was positioned wrong?

Actually, should she be a cat blogger?

Jian Yi's small eyes fell on the cat next to her, and Qin Xin's fur stood on end when she saw it.

The little monster's eyes are wrong, what strange things are he thinking?

Jane Yi thought about one thing last night. She would occasionally take orders from time to time, and it might really be impossible to live broadcast every day.

In fact, many bloggers don't necessarily host every day, they will post interesting videos regularly, and she intends to do so.

It's just that in the early stage, she still hopes to show her ability live, so as not to be questioned that her video is an edit, not that she is really that powerful.

She plans to take care of the video shooting in a while.Isn't there a variety of unboxing videos now?You have to be famous before all kinds of businessmen come to her.

In the morning, she also received several private messages, all from some fans, saying that they wanted to send her something and let her perform live.

Jian Yi found out that the fans in the live broadcast room didn't urge her to peel melon seeds at all, and she didn't expect that her limelight would be robbed by a cat.

"Qin Xiaomao, you are capable, sitting there, you can't speak, and you don't make a face, but a bunch of people are looking at you." Jian Yi put her palm on the cat's head, "Steal my limelight."

——Anchor, let go of that cat, let me do it!

——To be honest, I want to be that hand.

—Who wouldn't?

——Release your claws quickly, or I will be rude, be careful, I will send you a cart of durians, and let you perform peeling durians with bare hands.

With so many barrages, what Jane Yi paid the most attention to was the one who sent a cart of durians.

"The friend who sent a carload of durians, please leave your contact information in a private message, and send the durians as soon as possible, and I will show you with my bare hands." Even though she knew that the other party was a mouthful, she still had a little bit of expectation. One, did the other party really send it?

——Upstairs, the anchor is facing the battle, so come out quickly, don't be cowardly.

——One car is enough, no matter what, it takes two cars. She can't be so arrogant.

——Brother who wants to give durians, are you still there?

Seeing the joy in the live broadcast room, Jian Yi was in a good mood, and grabbed a handful of melon seeds in her hand: "It was agreed yesterday that I will challenge a hundred catties of melon seeds today, let's start now."

——I want to see how you peel melon seeds, melon seeds are different from walnuts.

——Walnuts are big, and ordinary people can crush two or three of them.The melon seeds are different, they are small and have a thin shell, but it is really not easy to peel them out with brute force.

——It doesn’t take much strength to peel melon seeds. I can’t bear too many melon seeds, too small, one hundred catties. I think it’s impossible to peel melon seeds before zero o’clock.

Various well-founded analyzes appeared in the live broadcast room, and Qin Xin also sat aside and thought.Yes, melon seeds are easy to peel. If they are too small, they can be peeled bit by bit. It is impossible to peel a hundred catties in a few hours.

This time, what method will the little monster use?

Qin Xin was very curious. Her action caused the fans in the live broadcast room to lick the screen again.

—— Yiyi, let's do it, Kitty Qin is curious.

——Even if you don't consider us, do you have the heart to keep Kitten Qin waiting for a long time?

Jian Yi suddenly felt that Qin Xiaomao was the key to retaining these fans, and she seemed to be marginalized.

According to her online experience, those who watch the live broadcast should be more concerned about the appearance of a masked anchor and her good skills.

However, everyone didn't care about her appearance at all, and even her skills seemed to be inferior to Qin Xiaomao's cold glance.

Obviously so cold, everyone wants to stick with Qin Xiaomao.

Actually, she wanted to too.

Well, cats are cute.

Isn't it normal for her to be inferior to Mao Mao?

Jane Yi: "I'm going to peel the melon seeds."

——Hahaha, hurry up and watch the anchor peel melon seeds, don’t neglect our anchor because of watching cats, and don’t show us cats because she is afraid that she will get angry.

——Hmm, anchor, let's perform and watch.

——The screen is so big, you can definitely see it.

——Let's watch together, watching you peel melon seeds, you can also watch Qin Kitten.

Jane Yi is speechless, so she still wants to see cats more, doesn't she?

Qin Xin glanced at the bullet screen floating on the computer, moved to the position of Jian Yi's arm, then turned around, facing away from the camera.

Now it's time for the little monster to perform, and she's a little too much for the show.

——Oh, my god, what does Qin Xiaomao mean?

——It means that we don’t want to watch cats, but watch the anchor peel melon seeds?

——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

——Has anyone organized a group to steal cats?

——I, I, I join.

--I also……

Qin Xin couldn't see the barrage, so she obviously didn't know that she turned her back to the camera like this, leaving a cold back to the fans in the live broadcast room, which made her more attractive.

Jane Yi touched the cat's back: "The fur is so soft."

——Come here, I promise not to kill you.

——Too much to beat.

Jian Yi was overjoyed, bent her waist and rubbed her chin against the cat's face, with a provocative arc at the corner of her mouth.

——Deadly, maddened, this anchor is too unscrupulous.

——Drag it out and fight, it's too bad.

--How can you do this?

——Anchor, you can't finish peeling a hundred catties of melon seeds tonight, please send Qin kitten here.

——Yes, yes, hurry up and peel your melon seeds.

Only then did Jian Yi pick up the melon seeds again: "Okay, I'm going to start acting."

Qin Xin was also very curious, she moved her position, leaving only a side view for the camera, her gaze was on Jian Yi's hand.

—— Qin Xiaomao is so serious.

——I heard that cats are more curious, so she must be very serious.

—— Qin Xiaomao is really very human.

——In fact, cats and dogs are very smart. If they are trained well, it is normal for them to understand human speech.

——It’s like this, my dog ​​will help me get the express and open the door.

"In fact, peeling melon seeds is very simple." Jian Yi held a handful of melon seeds in both hands, "You look like this, holding a handful of melon seeds in both hands, and began to rub hard..."

——I’m afraid you’re scolding me?

——I feel that IQ has been insulted.

——I have read books, don't lie to me, you can peel melon seeds by rubbing them together, it's impossible!

Jian Yi: "Keep rubbing, rub gently, apply even force, and don't use too much force, otherwise it will hurt the melon seeds."

"Did you see that the melon seed shells are gradually falling off?"

Jian Yi's voice made the barrage pause briefly, and everyone stared at her hands, and they saw that many melon seed shells were falling off.

—No, that's not true.

——Anchor, open your hand and let me see.

——It seems that a lot of melon seed shells have fallen off. The anchor will not really separate the melon seed kernels from the melon seed shells, right?

——Sounds a bit far-fetched.

Jane Yi spread out her hands, most of which were melon seed kernels, and a small amount of melon seed husks were mixed in it.

As soon as she blew on her outstretched hands, the melon seed shell was blown down, and it fell cleanly.

——I don't think it's scientific.

—I may not have read the book.

--is this real?

——Can peeling melon seeds be so fast?

——If the anchor didn't move the camera away the whole time, I might think she was lying.

Jian Yi handed the melon seeds to the camera for everyone to watch carefully.

After about a minute, she stuffed the melon seeds into her mouth.

——I had some doubts just now, thinking that the host might have done something wrong, and now she stuffs it in her mouth, it should be fine.

——No, is peeling melon seeds so easy?

——Qin kitten was dumbfounded.

Jian Yi clapped her hands, and ate the melon seeds a few times: "If you have doubts, welcome to come to me with melon seeds, one hundred catties."

——The anchor is serious.

——Don't forget, she knows kung fu, maybe it's because of the precise and skillful use of her power that she can do it.

——It’s novelized again.

Jane Yi: "Then I will continue, welcome to crack down on fakes."

She was not joking, and hoped that everyone would come over with a hundred catties of melon seeds to beat her up.

Come three or five times a day, starting her way to get rich.

Tsk tsk, it seems really good to think about it.

When there is no live broadcast, she feels like she is going to starve to death every day.

After the live broadcast, she felt that she could get food everywhere.

——The person who questioned it just now, hurry up to private message, go to crack down on counterfeiting, and go with a hundred catties of melon seeds!I support you!

—Yes, yes, hurry up.

——I think the appearance of the anchor, I wish someone would crack down on counterfeiting.

Jian Yi ignored the barrage, she was still a little disappointed that the bully didn't show up yesterday.

I really hope that the gangster will come and face her, preferably the one who can carry a hundred catties of melon seeds to find her.

Qin Xin shook her paws, shaking off the melon seed husks on top, she could clearly see the expectant eyes of the little monster.

She remembered something and jumped off the table.

Jian Yi: "Qin kitten, why are you going?"

Qin Xin looked back at Jian Yi, gave her a look, then ran to the door, jumped up to open the door, and went out.

Jian Yi: "Kitty Qin, don't touch things."

She didn't worry too much, Qin Xiaomao is human, not an ordinary cat, so she shouldn't cause trouble.

Jian Yi continued to rub the melon seeds, and the fans in the live broadcast room looked at the intact melon seeds again and again, and they were already very indifferent.

They really ignored the fact that Jian Yi ate the melon seeds every time.

——Anchor, where is Qin Kitty?

Jane Yi replied casually: "Going to play."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the special effect of the gift on the screen, which was a large shining spaceship.

Looking at the familiar digital id, she quickly said: "Thank you for the big spaceship of the digital boss."

But Jian Yi didn't know that Qin Xin, who was in the body of a cat, was stepping on the phone to type with her paws in the room.

She also came to the conclusion that typing with cat paws is inconvenient.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-06-2322:59:15~2021-06-2422:51:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1238 bottles; but 2 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!