Neither I nor the landlord are human

"Grab it? This can sharpen your little nails." Jane Yi reminded, "Try it, maybe you will fall in love with this feeling."

Qin Xin: Refuse.

How can it be?

Jian Yi squatted in front of the cat scratching board, stretched out two white palms, raised her hands, and placed her palms on the cat scratching board like claws.

Qin Xin was surprised. The little monster tried scratching the cat and scratching board for her, so he didn't intend to demonstrate it to her, did he?

Just thinking about this, she saw that Jane Yi's two white hands were really scratching the cat scratching board, accompanied by the sound of scratching.

"Look, it's just scratching like this." Jane Yi put away her hand and pointed at the scratching post, "Try it."

Qin Xin: Not interested.

Jane Yi propped her chin in distress: "I have a cat, but my cat doesn't look like a cat at all."

Qin Xin: All her habits are human, of course they are different from cats.

"I was picking and choosing on the shopping app, and I worked hard to choose the cat scratching post that I am most satisfied with. Kitten, this scratching post is not cheap, and it was saved from my ration." Jian Yi's eyes were filled with resentment, "To save face, grab it."

"Just grab it once."

Qin Xin was silent, glanced at the scratching post, and looked back at her paws. She stretched out her paws, pushed the scratching post, and quickly retracted it.

"Kitty kitty kitty."

"Qin Xiaomao, Qin Xiaomao, Qin Xiaomao, grab it once, just give it a go, you see, I can do anything for you. If you don't like the name 'Jian Xiaohong', I gave up and bought a Xinhua dictionary for you to choose. .”

"You don't want to use the cat toilet. I respect you too. I returned the cat toilet and cat litter and allowed you to use the toilet in the bathroom."

"You are my cat after all. For the sake of seeing me working so hard, can't you satisfy my little wish?"

Qin Xin: Scratching cats and scratching boards is really childish, she can't understand the fun in it.

But the pitiful eyes of the little monster made Qin Xin feel a little soft-hearted.

Speaking of which, the little monster has helped her a lot, and she will have to rely on him for the awakening of her bloodline in the future.What the other party said just now is also true. If it were a different person, the other party would not care what she thinks in her heart.

Qin Xin sighed and shook her head.

Jian Yi happened to see, is Qin Xiaomao very helpless?

Qin Xin stood up and moved closer to the cat scratching post.

"Step on it." Jian Yi was excited, "Gripping the scratching board with both paws, leaning forward and lying on the stomach, the buttocks are slightly raised."

Qin Xin: Why are there so many demands?

Qin Xin didn't do what Jane Yi said, and stood outside the cat scratching post, stretched out her two paws and scratched it quickly twice. Seeing that Jian Yi was smiling happily, she scratched twice again.

Grabbing and clawing, she thought it looked good, making her paws comfortable.

She put her paw on it again, this time fast and hard, leaving deep scratches on the scratching board.

"That's it. It will be even more so if you stick your butt up."

Qin Xin's body froze, and she immediately realized that she seemed a little addicted just now?This is not acceptable.

She quickly retracted her claws, raised one claw, and stretched out the pointed nails, thinking in her heart that her claws are so sharp, if those two treat her like that again next month, she will scratch their faces with both claws.

Jian Yi didn't plan to cut the cat's nails. Kitten Qin is not an ordinary cat and doesn't need to cut its nails.Cutting off her nails is not good for her, and it will weaken her fighting ability.

She suddenly remembered that when she opened the package before, there were still many catnip from the store inside, so she quickly searched for it.

Qin Xin controlled herself not to scratch the cat scratching post again, her eyes fell on Jian Yi's back, wondering what strange things the little monster was looking at again.

Jian Yi turned around, Qin Xin was not very optimistic when she saw the excited smile on the other party's face.She has already discovered a long tube in Jane Yi's hand, which contains some dried and ground grass?

Qin Xin has never raised cats before, but she has heard of some people's experience in raising cats.There is one thing among them that is said to be irresistible to most cats - catnip.

The little monster is holding catnip, right?

Qin Xin sneered, she wasn't a real cat, how could she smell catnip like those ordinary cats?

Jian Yi opened the cover of the long tube, and passed the position of the opening to Qin Xin's nose, expecting to see Qin Xin's reaction.

Qin Xin also took a close sniff. The smell of catnip is a bit special, probably because of the cat's body, and her sense of smell is very sensitive.But these smells were not enough to get her hooked.

She sniffed twice and moved away immediately.

Inadvertently seeing the lost eyes of the little monster, Qin Xin hesitated for a moment, then went to sniff it twice.

Forget it, the little monster has worked so hard for so long, let the other party be happy.

Pretending to like something that doesn't attract her, and playing with something that can't control her behavior are two different things.

The former is that she takes the initiative to play, she can play when she wants to play, and she doesn't play if she doesn't want to.

The latter kind of out-of-control behavior is something against her will, and it is best not to play if she can not play.

This catnip is not attractive to her, and she can play with it without any burden, and it will not affect her in any way.

Qin Xin patted the long tube with her paw, and the catnip inside kept falling on the ground.She glanced lightly, it was all over the wooden floor, anyway, it was this little monster who did the cleaning.

The catnip was brought by the other party for her to play with, so don't blame her for playing with it everywhere.

Jane Yi rested her chin and watched the cat keep patting the long tube containing catnip.

"Little cat, if you don't like it, you don't have to force it so much." Jian Yi reminded, she is not a fool, how could she not see that Qin kitten doesn't like catnip.

The opponent just patted the long pipe with his paw, and didn't touch the catnip a bit.

It's not like she hasn't seen cats like catnip before, so she was so excited, she jumped there and sniffed it.

Qin Xiaomao has a cold cat face, and pats her paws every now and then, which will make her feel that the other party is trying to make her happy.

"Are you trying to make me happy?" Jane Yi asked in a flash.

Qin Xin paused and nodded.

Well, she's not used to the listless look of the little monster.The other party was not happy anymore, she stopped chattering in her ear, and gnawed on the food. She was really not used to hearing these voices.

"Good cat, I didn't hurt you for nothing."

"Bobobo...Bobobo... Kitty, you are so sensible, woohoo, how could I raise such a cute, beautiful and sensible cat." Jane Yi was so happy that she was about to faint, He rubbed his face against the cat's neck, cat's belly, and his little face, "So cute."

When Qin Xin was careless, she was hugged by Jian Yi, her face full of lovelessness.Just talk when you talk, don't just hug her at every turn, okay?

When can this habit be changed?

She inadvertently saw the unremoved makeup on Jane Yi's face, and there was not much lipstick left, so she felt bad.

She pushed Jane Yi's face away with her claws, motioning for him to put her down.

Jian Yi didn't force it this time, it's her cat anyway, and the future will be long, so don't bore him all at once.

She sucks it every day to let the other party get used to it gradually, and then increase the frequency according to this.Such as boiling a frog in warm water, the other party will not be aware of these changes.

Not knowing what Jian Yi was thinking, Qin Xin quickly ran to the floor-to-ceiling mirror and stared at herself in the mirror with a very bad expression.Her cheeks were covered with lipstick marks, and the hair on her face was all white, so the lipstick was not exactly red, but it was also very conspicuous.

"Little cat, when did you put on makeup? You even put on blush, it's a female cat." Jane Yi walked over and squatted in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, as if she didn't know that it was her bad thing.

Qin Xin: Heh, Bai Xihan is such a little monster.

"There is also a cat climbing frame over there. I don't expect you to like it anymore. Let's put it there for now." After finishing speaking, Jane patted the cat's head, turned and went into the bathroom, ready to wash and sleep.

Qin Xin glanced at her with lipstick on her cheeks in the mirror, and suddenly heard Jian Yi's voice coming out: "Little cat, do you need me to wash it for you? By the way, take the bath together."

Qin Xin: Refuse.

Let the little monster bathe her?Maybe it's an opportunity to take advantage of it.

Does she look so stupid?

Qin Xin glanced at the cat climbing frame over there, and thought it was pretty good, so she ran over and jumped on it.The only advantage of the cat body is that the body is too flexible, and this height is simply drizzle for her.

Even at the height of that wardrobe, she felt that she could easily jump up to it.

Thinking about it this way, she stood on the cat climbing frame, tried to jump to the closet, jumped up lightly, and sure enough, she jumped onto the closet in one fell swoop.There is no dust on it, and it is very clean. After all, it has been cleaned regularly.

She simply lay down in this position, staring at the bathroom, to see if the little monster could find her in a while.

Suddenly the cat froze, she seemed a little too childish.

Jian Yi came out and looked around the room, perhaps because Qin Xin's gaze was too serious, she turned her head to look at the top of the closet.Her cat was lying there, looking at her indifferently and noblely.

"Sure enough, all cats have one thing in common. They like to lie down on high places and watch people."

Qin Xin: "..."

Does this have something to do with the cat's habits?

"Little cat, won't you come down to sleep?"

Qin Xin didn't want to go down at first, but she's not a cat, so she definitely can't sleep on the closet, she's a human, so she has to sleep on the bed.

"Kitten Qin, Bobobo, good night."

Qin Xin closed her eyes, too lazy to argue with the little monster, who couldn't understand cat language.Seriously, she can't speak cat language either.

Qin Xin suddenly opened her eyes, she really can't speak cat language.

I remember the last time I met that black cat, she couldn't understand what he was saying.

"What's wrong?" Jane asked.

Qin Xin took a look at her and closed her eyes. If she didn't understand, she didn't understand. It wasn't a big deal.

In the morning, Qin Xin woke up.

She had an unusual experience last night, but she slept well.She walked into the bathroom energetically, and froze when she squeezed facial cleanser and wiped it on her face.

Both cheeks are covered with lipstick and lip marks, several of which are densely packed, and some overlap.Not only on the cheeks, but also on the neck.

little monster!

Fortunately, at home, this must be elsewhere, how should she explain it?

Let others not misunderstand, is this an accident?

Will others believe it?

Maybe it's all over your head, you actually have a girlfriend!You guys were intense last night?

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-06-1123:08:49~2021-06-1320:19:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Xuezhong; 5 bottles of Zaizai; 3 bottles of Hee Hee;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!