Neither I nor the landlord are human

"My lord, be merciful."

Just as Jian Yi was about to erase the consciousness of the Yin spirit that was rolling into balls in her hands, two guys in the uniforms of the ghosts of the underworld suddenly appeared next to her, and she didn't want to show face.

"This ghost king has committed countless evils, and I have been looking for him for a long time. Please don't erase his consciousness, let the little ones take him back to the underworld to be punished."

Jian Yi pinched the gray, somewhat Q-bouncing Yinling ball in her hand, remembering that the underworld has cooperated deeply with the human world, and she finally had a public meal.Thanks to the in-depth cooperation between the underworld and the human world, there is a need for a strong person who can communicate with the underworld and help catch the escaped ghosts if nothing happens.

"My lord, help—"

The gray ball tried to struggle in Jane Yi's hands, he didn't want to die, he was no longer a human being, and now that he was dead, he would really dissipate into the world and never exist again.

Jian Yi squeezed hard, pinching the ghost king until he screamed.

Qin Xin reminded: "Yiyi, the little ghost king's consciousness is about to be crushed by you."

"He is so disobedient, he actually asked for help in front of my face." Having said that, Jian Yi still pulled out the ghost king's power, and handed over the remaining trace of soul to the two underworld messengers.

Yin Cha is not only not angry, but also very satisfied.

It's good to go back with this strand of soul, lest the ghost king accidentally run away, they can be considered to have seen the method of this ghost king's escape.In other words, this lord is simply the nemesis of Yin spirits, no matter what kind of Yin spirits fall into the hands of this lord, they will not please.

They have already told those ghosts, and hurried to the underworld to report, if they are caught by this lord, then there will really only be a wisp of soul left, and no power can be preserved.

As a result, there are always some who are disobedient, thinking that they are exceptions, and insist on asking this adult to catch them in the underworld.

This ghost king is famous for running away, and their colleagues couldn't catch it together.

Reported to the above, the adult was caught within three days after inviting him.Lord Yan Jun has said that as long as this Lord is here, the underworld will catch any ghosts they want in the future, and no ghosts can escape.

"Thank you, my lord. The little one still has important things to do, so I won't stay any longer."

Jane Yi reminded: "Bonus."

Yin Cha nodded again and again, and said with an understanding look on his face: "Understood, the account will arrive in a few days."

Jian Yi divided the pure power into two, put half into her mouth, and fed the other half to Qin Xin beside her: "Xin Xin, open your mouth."

After swallowing the ghost king's power, Jian Yi felt a little greedy, Qin Xin quickly took out a lot of snacks, and the two of them sat under the locust tree and ate the snacks. Of course, Qin Xin basically opened the packaging bag and Jian Yi swallowed.

"Does this place look familiar?" It's too early now, it's three o'clock in the morning, when every family is sleeping soundly, otherwise they wouldn't be able to catch the Ghost King so recklessly.This ghost king also couldn't stand the temptation, and chose to hide on the locust tree.

"My lord, have you forgotten what happened a few years ago?" An old voice sounded behind Jian Yi and the two, and at the same time an old man appeared in front of them.

Seeing this old man, Jane Yi finally remembered what this place was.

A few years ago, she received a request for help from a young couple, saying that some strange things would happen to a filming crew here every night, so she brought Xinxin here, and sure enough, she caught a female ghost.And this old locust tree was almost killed by the female yin spirit because of its kindness.

"It was you."

The old locust tree smiled and bowed: "I would also like to thank you for your life-saving grace a few years ago." He looked towards the village, "And for your auspicious words, everyone in the village has returned and transformed this place into a Today, young people in the village can earn income without going out to work. I don’t know how many people come and go under my old locust tree every day. By the way, my lord, I listened to you to report to the special department. The name was also hung there, and it didn’t take long for the tree to be listed.”

Now that Jian Yi has obtained the qualification to eat public meals, of course she will no longer envy the old locust tree: "Congratulations."

"Dongshen Village has been developed now, and it will become lively after a while. If you have nothing else to do, you can play here for two days." Old Huaishu remembered something, "My lord, yesterday I saw two The acquaintances are here, maybe you can meet again."

Jane Yi asked curiously, "Who?"

"Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian, they should be filming here. Hearing their conversation, it is very likely that they will rent a place to shoot here in Dongshen Village. They should be in contact with the village about this right now."

Jian Yi nodded, without stopping, and kindly distributed a bag of snacks to the old pagoda tree.The old locust tree said that he had bad teeth and couldn't chew, so Jian Yi gave him a piece of bread.

This chatter lasted until dawn, and the old locust tree had no intention of returning home.

In fact, he often walks around Dongshen Village, because there are very few supernatural events in this place because of him.

Speaking of which, the ghost king who hid in his tree just now knocked on his door, but now he will not open the door casually.

Seeing that the ghost king was full of evil spirits, he was about to contact the special department to catch him later, when Jian Yi chased him.

Seeing the savior, Laohuaishu was very excited, and when she finished capturing the ghost king, she couldn't wait to appear.

It was almost six o'clock, no matter outside the village or inside the village, some figures could be vaguely seen.

Some people also came under the old locust tree, saw Jian Yi and the others, and started chatting again.

When there were more people, Jian Yi and Qin Xin went to Dongshen Village.It was also fate, and it didn't take long to meet Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian. The two were very happy, and they chatted non-stop, and also mentioned the new drama they are currently preparing.

After getting to know them, in just a few years, these two have become quite famous. Zhou Baoshuai has become a hot director, and Mei Xiaotian is now also a famous screenwriter.The works of the two have not hit the street so far, and are deeply loved by the audience.

Now that they came to Dongchen Village, the two planned to shoot a TV series about spiritual recovery.

While talking, Jian Yi found that Zhou Baoshuai and Mei Xiaotian were very hot looking at her, and wanted to eat her up.

"Boss, actually I've been thinking about it for a long time, and any special effects can't compare to the real thing." Zhou Baoshuai has matured a lot compared to a few years ago, and the immaturity on his face has long since faded, but in front of Jane Yi, he seems to have returned to Once upon a time, my mentality was several years younger.

Mei Xiaotian nodded quickly: "Boss, are you interested in participating in the show? There are so many characters needed for this spiritual recovery TV series. If they are all real, it is unimaginable. I think any special effects company will be able to do it." It’s a miracle that it can’t be this real.”

"Yeah yeah."

The two are now husband and wife, and their relationship is even better than before.

Zhou Baoshuai only has Mei Xiaotian in his eyes, even if he is mixed in a circle with countless temptations, he can put his mind right.When it's okay, these two like to get tired of being together, and they have been like this for many years of marriage.

"Boss, we will definitely not treat you badly. Wherever you need to use spells, we will count special effects fees for you. If you can invite more ghosts, master, these are the best. By the way, if It would be even better if Ding Shuang and Bai Ying could come. The theme of spiritual recovery this time can be regarded as a collection of small stories, and by adopting their stories, we will definitely not take advantage of it for nothing."

Jian Yi knows that Bai Ying is getting better and better now, because of her incomplete soul, she signed a contract with Ding Shuang, and the underworld has nothing to do with it unless Ding Shuang dies.Even if Ding Shuang died, he probably wouldn't be separated from Bai Ying.

Jane Yi: "Where are the monsters?"

Zhou Baoshuai's eyes lit up: "Can you invite monsters?"

"Yes, not only can you invite monsters, but you can also invite divine beasts and fierce beasts. As long as you can afford the price, there are any kind of beasts."

Zhou Baoshuai flushed with excitement: "Boss, you only need to invite, there is no shortage of money."

In the past few years, he has made one hit and another one, each of which is invested by his uncle, and later he will invest a large amount of money himself when he has money.

No shortage of money!

Jian Yi thought for a while, Zhou Baoshuai knew about supernatural events and the world of mystical arts, so he was no stranger to monsters and beasts, so he should have come into contact with them at home.

"There is no problem on my side. You can also communicate with me. It is best to find someone who knows this, so as not to scare them."

In fact, nowadays, ordinary people also realize that this world is not ordinary.

It has only been a few years since the spiritual energy recovered, and in a few decades, everyone in the human world should know about this, and then the era of real cultivation will come.The country did not make this matter public, of course it must be prepared in advance to avoid chaos in the future.

In the future, ordinary people will be able to cultivate and find that the country is still so powerful, so they will abide by the rules and dare not make troubles.

Zhou Baoshuai quickly said that there was no problem, and he went to find the group of people who Bai Zibo was in Dongshen Village back then.

That wave of people is quite well-known in the circle now, and it is probably not easy to invite them under normal circumstances. If they know that the boss is going to participate, they will definitely come over without saying a word.

In fact, the boss is too worried. Since a series of major events such as raising a kid in the circle back then, people in this circle have more or less understood the difference in this world.It is said that there was also a popular and veteran actress who was struck to death by a lightning bolt during filming on a sunny day, leaving her scorched black.

He found out that she was the one who raised countless little ghosts to harm artists and directors, and would take revenge if she was dissatisfied with some small things.This matter seems to be resolved by the boss. The boss said that if the kid is caught, that person will suffer retribution. Unexpectedly, he was scorched black by a thunderbolt. It was terrible, and she was responsible for the crime.

Jian Yi took out her mobile phone, clicked on the beast group, the celestial master group, the underworld work group, the special department group, and some very messy large groups, and told about Zhou Baoshuai's plan to shoot a spiritual recovery TV series, indicating that the use of spells would give the corresponding Everyone is very interested in special effects fees.

A few days later, Jane Yi went home.

Many people came to her house, the beasts hanging on the tree, the more polite celestial masters standing at the door, the handsome and ugly Asura, and the serious, yin errand, who shrank aside and was a little afraid of the yin. Poor ghost.

"This time, for the sake of my lord, I allow you to stay longer." Yin Emissary said to the Yin Ling in front of him solemnly, "You can't delay your lord's business. After the filming, follow me back to the underworld to report."

"Yes, Mr. Yincha." Xiao Yinling secretly thought, can the director add scenes to him?If you add some drama, you don't have to go to the underworld so quickly, "My lord, I still want to watch my own TV series broadcast."

"It's like going to the underworld and waiting. The underworld will now buy TV dramas from the human world to play." Yincha touched his chin, "Time flows very fast in the underworld, and you will definitely watch it before you reincarnate."

"The little one can rest assured."

Zhou Baoshuai did not expect that one day he would choose a role that would be so lively and unique.

There was a serious man in front of him. The boss said that this man was from the world of beasts and beasts, so he asked in a low voice, "Can I see your real body?"

The man's ears turned red, he nodded, and he muttered something silently, Zhou Baoshuai felt his eyes blur, the man disappeared, and a cute little white rabbit appeared in front of him.

Zhou Baoshuai: "..."

Mei Xiaotian who was watching: "..."

The two hurriedly held both hands, and suppressed their laughter, absolutely not laughing, it would be very disrespectful to members of the animal world.

Zhou Baoshuai held back for a long time, thinking that he would not be able to laugh out loud, and said, "Very well, your image is very cute." He glanced at the rabbit on the ground, and with a flash in front of his eyes, the serious man from before appeared again.

The celestial masters in the human world are quite normal, and Zhou Baoshuai like Ah Piao can still deal with it.

After interviewing all kinds of people, beasts, ghosts, and Asura, Zhou Baoshuai was able to accept all of this calmly.He plans to spend some time with Mei Xiaotian to overthrow and re-polish the script. After all, with such a good team now, they must not be sloppy and must do their best.

"Boss, how about I arrange a celestial master for you?" He glanced at Qin Xin next to Jian Yi, "A couple of celestial masters."

Jane Yi: "Then I can't give full play to my strengths? This role is not good."

Zhou Baoshuai touched his head, obviously this drama has to be a group portrait, it can't focus on the protagonist like before.

"I'm not human either, do you want me to play the role?"

Zhou Baoshuai:? ? ?

When Zhou Baoshuai saw the real bodies of Jian Yi and Qin Xin, he couldn't help but let out a groan!

Inspiration popped up in my head, and I hid in the room every day to study the script with Mei Xiaotian.

A few months later, the crew started up.

Lan Mo couldn't help sneaking a peek at the cat in Jian Yi's arms, and the cat turned into a three-tailed cat. Lan Mo's eyes lit up, and she reached out to touch it.

Qin Xin decided to teach the cat monster a lesson, and immediately switched back to human form.

Lan Mo:? ? ?

The originally cute three-tailed cat turned into a great beauty. Although the director had already told them about the members who participated in this performance, but... this... where is her cat?

How did she become a great beauty?

And still so familiar?

The more she looked, the more familiar she became. Lan Mo finally recognized Qin Xin who was sitting in Jian Yi's arms.

Lan Mo's pupils dilated, and she, who was following the pure line, let out a shit in front of everyone!

"It's said that you can't touch it, but you still touch it." Jian Yi gloated a little.

Lan Mo's expression was particularly aggrieved, she thought it was a cute kitten, how could she know that it was Jian Yi's wife.It's still that Miss Qin. If I had known earlier, she would definitely not be like this.

This is just a small episode, and the shooting is going on smoothly.

Because the members this time are not ordinary, Zhou Xiaobao's directing is not too smooth. The beasts that can transform into human forms are very smart, and they can understand everything, except for the formation.

So far, Jane Yi has not learned the two formations.

……

"Mom, I want to eat meat."

"You child, you are hungry."

Jian Yi and Qin Xin had no role to play for the time being, so they sat with Sister Li in the village for a while, and finally saw this scene.

Recently, she often came here and gave the child some snacks.

"Sister, I'll kill a chicken later, eat it before leaving."

Jian Yi was still a little embarrassed, but Sister Li was very enthusiastic, mainly because she knew that Jian Yi often gave snacks to her children.Also, the child went to the film crew every day, relying on Jian Yi's help to watch, so it's okay to keep her for a meal.

The hospitality was hard to turn down, and Jane Yi did not refuse.

She sat aside, watching Sister Li skillfully grabbed a chicken and cut its neck with a knife, simply and neatly.

She felt that one fear was not enough!

She quickly shook her head, this is someone else's house, not hers.

A gust of dark wind came, and two servants appeared in front of Sister Li, which startled Jian Yi. Just as she was about to speak out, the two servants bowed to her: "My lord."

Jian Yi's voice transmission: "Sister Li's lifespan is endless, right? What are you guys doing here?"

"Your Excellency misunderstood, we are not here to arrest Sister Li, we are here to arrest Huang Zhan."

Huang Zhan?

It has been several years since I heard this name, and as expected, with a finger point, Huang Zhan's soul appeared on the chicken.Jian Yi could see it if she wanted to, but she never thought that Huang Zhan would be reincarnated as a chicken.

"That child was one of those who died in a car accident a few years ago. Huang Zhan is here to pay off his debts." The errand said. The feeling of falling...he has seventeen times, and there are others behind."

Jian Yi: "..." Lord Yan Jun is a talented person.

Should she eat before leaving now, or should she leave first?

During filming, Jian Yi also met Daoist Xingluo.

He is still the same as before, running all over the world, and every time he goes back, he always brings a carload of small animals, all of which have been abused by humans.

Zhou Baoshuai knew this Daoist Xingluo, and even pulled him to make a cameo appearance.

Originally, Daoist Xingluo disagreed, but Zhou Xiaobao said that this could help publicize that small animals should not be abused. After thinking about it, it was not bad.

The story of Xingluo Daochang's cameo is very simple. The abused animal turns into a monster and kills the person who abused it before.Daoist Xingluo is still a Daoist in it, this character is a Daoist who slays demons and demons, but he didn't make a move this time, and watched the little animal take revenge.

Zhou Xiaobao thinks this little story is very meaningful. He has a premonition that this drama will become a hit, and he hopes that more people will protect these little animals by then.If you don't like it, don't hurt it. If you don't think about it, don't raise them. If you raise them, please don't abandon them.

……

Zhou Baoshuai's TV series was filmed for more than half a year, and some clips were released during the period. The special effects in it caused netizens to shout awesome.

People in the know just smiled when they heard it, special effects?

The director said that this TV series has no special effects, and they also think it is unnecessary. After all, who can make special effects so realistic?

Saved the time for post-production special effects, this TV series on the theme of aura recovery will soon be broadcast under the great anticipation of netizens.

"Ahhh, what the hell, awesome, Director Zhou is awesome."

"I declare that this is Director Zhou's masterpiece, and there will be no one before or since."

"Although there are many young actors with unfamiliar faces, they all look so good and have personality."

"Hahaha, that handsome guy who turned into a little rabbit, I don't know why, but I always think that little rabbit is him, so I really want to hug him."

"Do you think those two errands are a bit scary, they always give people a very real feeling."

The person who posted this barrage, after many years of death, faced two very familiar shackles, let out a shit again, and happily followed him away.

Jian Yi's fans are also crazy, no, it should be Qin Xiaomao's fans who are crazy.

"Ah, my cat, Bobobo."

"Wow, that's so cute."

"Maomao's transformation into a human form was performed by Yiyi's object, Xinxin. It feels so appropriate. Xinxin is amazing. She actually played the cat's every move so realistically. She played the human form of our cat. Live. Sometimes I feel that Maomao is sister Xinxin."

Fans all know Qin Xin, and they also know that she is the digital boss in the live broadcast room, so they call her Sister Xinxin and respect her very much.After all, the boss spends money like water, and every time he appears, he can shock the black fans in the live broadcast room.

The words show that Jian Yi is the anchor, but Qin Xiaomao and Qin Xin are both more popular, and she is the one at the bottom.

Fans don't know, but Jian Yi knows that Qin Xiaomao and Qin Xin are the same.

Being robbed of the limelight by my wife, what else can I do?Can't do anything.

"Hahahaha, does Yiyi feel that she is always overwhelmed by cats, so she asks the director to make such a big special effect for her character?"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Yiyi is too funny."

"The special effects team worked hard. I found that the eyes of this monster really resemble Yiyi. This show is really a masterpiece."

"Looking at this giant beast, I have no fear at all, and even want to laugh, hahahahahahaha..."

"I don't know what's going on, I feel a little silly."

Jian Yi, who was watching the barrage: "..."

These guys are so annoying.

She is obviously majestic and handsome in person, but she is actually called stupid.

For the next two weeks of live broadcast, there will be no cats.

when live.

——Yiyi, watch cats, watch cats.

——Yi, good Yiyi.

Jane Yi looked at the woman lying on the bed reading a book, and sneered at the camera, looking at cats?I just want to see her wife when I have nothing to do, and I want to be beautiful.

"Qin Kitty's mother waved her hand and presented the host with a spaceship. 』

Qin's kitten's mother: Yiyi, look at Maomao.

"Qin Kitty's mother waved her hand and presented the host with a spaceship. 』

"Qin Kitty's mother waved her small hand and presented the host with a spaceship*10"

Jian Yi turned off the microphone: "Xin Xin, the local tyrant wants to see you."

"The spaceship is 1 yuan each, and she has given away twelve... no, twenty..."

The author has something to say: the whole book is finished now, there is nothing else, thank you for your support.