Mountains and seas have a return period

"Ladiesand, ladies and gentlemen~ Welcome to the scene of the third round of "They Have a Show" once again!"

Seeing Xu Ke's signature seal-style applause again, and hearing Xu Ke's familiar opening remarks, Gu Tiao felt as if he had passed away.

Xu Ke announced to the audience with a card in her hand: "Today, we will broadcast live the videos performed by the actresses around the theme of first love. All the performances are integrated into familiar daily scenes, followed by the VJ and then passing by. Simple editing, it is worth looking forward to!"

With Xu Ke waving his hand, the first thing that appeared on the screen was Lin Yuran's embarrassing big face.

Because the camera is shot from the dead angle, Lin Yuran in the camera not only has a big shoulder and a round face, but also the three-layered chin is comparable to a pug kiwi.

"..." Gu Tiao poked Lin Yuran who was sitting next to her: "I'm afraid you still have to pick up a little bit of your idol burden."

"Hahaha, how can my prosperous beauty have a death angle!" Lin Yuran laughed exaggeratedly, but his face was uglier than eating a pound of coriander dumplings.

Lin Yuran quickly turned the beauty function of the mobile app to level [-], pulled Gu Tiao to take a selfie, posted it on his Weibo, and at the same time bowed his head to type: "Take a photo with Gu Xiaoyoutiao at the recording site ~ sister flower No plastic~Jiu Mi~”

Soon the Weibo comment area exploded:

"A Wei's Mass Burial Mound!"

"My sister used her beauty to commit crimes! Today, I was beaten to death again!"

"My sister made her debut at position C! Walk the flowery road forever!"

Lin Yuran flipped through the comments and sighed: "I hope this vanity selfie of mine can dilute their memory of my triple chin..."

"Let's talk about why I should be your background board..." Gu Tiao babbled, while grasping the point of the video just now: "But why did you appear in the video at that angle?"

Lin Yuran gritted her teeth, and glanced at Luo Xuhan who was sitting at the other end: "You will know when you look down!"

Luo Xuhan felt a chill down his spine, so he quickly picked up the veteran cadre's thermos and opened it. He drank several mouthfuls of apple water soaked in wolfberries, and drank it with a sense of heroism of dry Erguotou.

At any time, the camera shakes violently, and Luo Xuhan's big face appears in the video again—it turns out that Luo Xuhan was chased by Lin Yuran and hid behind the VJ.

Lin Yuran looked down at Luo Xuhan from a high position, folded his arms and was very annoyed: "I thought you were here to fall in love, but it turns out you are here to take an ideological and political class?"

"No, listen to me!" Luo Xuhan felt Lin Yu

Ran's ten slaps from Jianglong were about to come down at any time, and he quickly waved his hands to explain: "For such a serious matter as first love, you must ensure that everyone's three views are unified? I want to explain clearly to you first *social *socialism*中* The national * dream, we can embrace a happy life together!"

"..." Gu Tiao was speechless: "I thought Luo Xuhan was going to seize this rare opportunity to chase you for free, and she just said that after I took off my pants?"

In the video, Lin Yuran had an indifferent expression on his face, still holding his arms tightly and condescendingly looking down at Luo Xuhan, with the look of "I'll just see what flowers you can name".

Luo Xuhan brought Lin Yuran to her own home, and at this time she found a pot on her head from nowhere.

"Why is there a pot in the living room?" Gu Tiao was dumbfounded again, but there were too many slots, and he didn't have time to spit out this too small one.

Luo Xuhan held the pot and said cautiously: "We must not hesitate to provoke the great mission of promoting the national * culture and realizing the national * national rejuvenation..."

Gu Tiao recalled that there seemed to be a line in Luo Xuhan's rap lyrics: "Mix hot dry noodles with sesame sauce, and play mahjong after you're full! Hanfu and cheongsam are all beautiful, and I'm the prettiest when dancing in the square!" Well, let's barely count...

Luo Xuhan continued: "Unite all forces that can be united, and fight hard..."

Gu Tiao once again recalled that there seemed to be a line in Luo Xuhan's rap lyrics: "When you see a cat, ask the uncle how he is; when you see a dog, you roast the ribs. Cats can attract wealth and dogs step on their feet. Happy old age doesn't have to run away!" Well, barely count ...

Luo Xuhan's ideological and political class is not over yet: "Together we will compose a magnificent epic* that swallows mountains and rivers..."

Gu Tiao remembered Luo Xuhan's rap lyrics again: "Looking at this LEGO for three days, it seems that I have conquered the world for you. The magic broom flies up to the sky, and my mood also ascends to the sky with you!" Well, the world has been conquered, right? quite magnificent...

Gu Tiao summed up two points: First, Luo Xuhan appears to be a cool rapper who can twist his mouth, but he has already lived a luxurious retirement life with both cats and dogs and Lego.

Second, she may have become a fan of Luo Xuhan before she even realized it, and she can remember so many lyrics clearly...

After getting to know Luo Xuhan's real persona, Luo Xuhan's ramblings are actually not that surprising.What surprised Gu Tiao the most was Lin Yuran's reaction.

Following Luo Xuhan's chatter like a Tang monk, Lin Yuran unconsciously held hands by Luo Xuhan, unknowingly brought to sit at the table by Luo Xuhan, unknowingly met Luo Xuhan's eyes, eyes filled with passionate tears ...

Gu Tiao was dumbfounded: "You are being

Has Luo Xuhan's brainwashing succeeded? ! "

Lin Yuran: "...You who are also a salted fish should be able to understand that if such a positive and sunny fool suddenly appeared in your life, wouldn't he push you to make progress like a little sun?"

Gu Tiao: "You want to go to the sky? You want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?"

Lin Yuran nodded solemnly: "With Luo Xuhan's encouragement, I have awakened! I will work hard for my dream! The single episode salary of the next drama will reach five figures first!"

Gu Tiao: "Aren't you still not out of vulgar interests?!"

Lin Yuran clasped his hands together in front of his chest, with a noble expression on his face: "The body is not out of vulgar tastes, but the soul is already out. I have handed in my application for joining the party!"

Gu Tiao almost died laughing in the movie theater.She never expected that Luo Xuhan's method of chasing people could be wrong!

Gu Tiao watched several students in the auditorium, took out his small notebook and silently memorized the notes.

After the video was played, Xu Ke cue to Luo Xuhan: "The theme of this round is first love, why did you perform such a strange interpretation?"

Luo Xuhan's cheeks flushed: "All first loves that don't aim to grow old together are hooligans, so we must unify the three views first."

Xu Ke also gradually discovered that Luo Xuhan's rapper appearance was actually a serious veteran cadre, and deliberately teased her: "Why are you blushing?"

Luo Xuhan answered frankly: "I haven't had a first love yet."

As he spoke, he glanced in Lin Yuran's direction.Lin Yuran, who was eating plums to refresh himself, almost choked to death in the movie theater.

At this time, the director behind the scenes was so excited that he wanted to use three pocky biscuits as incense, and Luo Xuhan and Lin Yuran as two big* Buddhas!Because of the scene just now, the barrage area has already been detonated——

"Mom, I'm crying! I seem to be drinking real CP!"

"Whoever tells me that the connotative language CP is □□ who am I to worry about!"

"I think such a strange way of delivering candy is a bit sweet? I'm too good!"

After another two teams of actresses performed, the faces of Zhou Xu and Chen Ying appeared on the screen.

The scene turned out to be a white ward.

Chen Ying was lying on the hospital bed, her temples were covered with white snow.That lifeless posture almost makes people think that she is a mummy that has been lying for thousands of years.

Zhou Xu approached with a washbasin.

Zhou Xu put the washbasin beside the hospital bed, wrung out the towel, and moved closer to Chen Ying's face, starting from the eyebrows, eyes, all the way down slowly, so careful that he didn't even miss the corner of his mouth.

From Chen Ying's throat, there was the characteristic "hissing" of phlegm after a long-term sick person injured his lungs due to medicine.

Sound, it sounds disgusting and terrifying.Zhou Xu did not dodge at all, but comforted him patiently: "Okay, okay, I got it, I'll be lighter..."

Chen Ying became even more irritable, and with a burst of strength from somewhere, she raised her hand and overturned the washbasin on the side of the hospital bed.

The water was spilled all over the floor, and the washbasin rolled out a long way.

Zhou Xu hurriedly wiped off the water splashed on Chen Ying with a towel, then knelt down on the ground, and instead of rushing to clean up the washbasin, he took the lead in picking up a shattered photo frame.

Zhou Xu hugged the broken photo frame in his arms, not caring about the shattered glass that had already pricked her fingers so bloody.

The photo in the photo frame is black and white, a girl as young as Zhou Xu, with a youthful smile on her face.

Zhou Xu caressed the girl's face in the photo, but he said to Chen Ying on the hospital bed: "Auntie, after the car accident, she passed away, but I survived. I didn't attend her funeral because ...Every day from now on, I will live like her."

There was an uproar in the auditorium—it was only then that the audience realized that Zhou Xu was playing the one who survived a car accident among a same-sex couple, and Chen Ying was playing the mother of the dead girl who gave birth to the girl. Seriously ill and bedridden in the hospital.

Because Zhou Xu loves the house and the black, he is so careful to the mother played by Chen Ying that he couldn't be more careful.

She finally lived like her lost lover.Even doing better than her will make the guilt in my heart a little less.

There was a burst of applause from the audience.Zhou Xu glanced at Gu Tiao, and found that Gu Tiao was also looking at her, so he smiled gently at Gu Tiao.

Gu Tiao knew what Zhou Xu meant.

During Gu Tiao’s sophomore year, his mother was diagnosed with breast cancer. In addition to that incident, Gu Tiao dropped out of school, changed his name, and took his mother away to a doctor who was said to be very good at treating breast cancer. In the city where I live, I live for more than half a year.

At that time, my mother's temper, like all chronically ill people, became irritable and uncontrollable.

Throwing washbasins and swearing at people are commonplace.

At that time, Gu Tiao was indeed carrying all these by himself.

Because at that time, Fang Yaolai was wearing a striped hospital gown, locked in a small ward, unable to take care of himself.

Later, Fang Yaolai was sent out of the country.

Could it be... Could it be that Zhou Xu's words could really do better than Fang Xuanlai's?Could it be that the fact that things have come to this point has something to do with Fang Yaolai's fragile soul hidden under his strong appearance?

Gu Tiao was thinking this way, but he didn't want to approve the answer in his heart.

She looked towards the center of the first row of the actress viewing seats - the C seat that had always belonged to Fang Yaolai, but now it was empty.

On the screen, Fang Linglai's familiar face appeared.

Gu Tiao sat in the viewing booth, watching silently, recalling everything that day.

That day, she and Fang Yaolai climbed to the tallest tree house together in the rainstorm.It is said that in this way, the couple will be blessed and live together forever.

That day, in the empty tree house, she hugged Fang Yaolai who was drenched in the rain, and Fang Yaolai said in a low and hoarse voice, "I want it."

On that day, she realized that she had done a very wrong thing. The mistake was that she didn't realize that there were times when she was as strong as Fang Linglai, but also so weak that she needed to rely on her.

Gu Tiao sat silently in the movie theater, the shadows hovering above the screen kept sliding past her eyes.It clearly happened not long ago, as if Fang Yaolai's quiet fragrance was still in her nose before it dissipated, but now that she thinks about it, it seems like it was so long ago in her previous life.

After the video was played, Xu Ke explained to the audience: "Because of the recent poor health of Queen Fang, this recording is temporarily confirmed. Let us wish Queen Fang a speedy recovery and return to the big family of Muscle Leg Fort as soon as possible. Come."

The audience talked a lot: "Why did you suddenly get sick?"

"I heard that many celebrities are on excessive diets. After watching Fang Yinghou so thin, participating in such a high-intensity variety show must not be able to bear it."

"The diet you mentioned is not bad. I heard that some celebrities even smoke *du in order to manage their body..."

The movie theater where Gu Tiao was sitting was right in front of the auditorium. Hearing the discussion behind him at this moment, he just felt creepy.

Gu Tiao thought to himself: The relationship between celebrities and fans is really like water and boats.Water can carry a boat, but it can also overturn it.

Any slight disturbance may cause fans to question you, not to mention the vast number of passerby fans.One person spitting stars in one mouthful is also a vast ocean enough to drown a person.

Gu Tiao is now a little thankful that she dropped out of school back then and is now an ordinary salted fish photojournalist, otherwise, she doesn't know if she can bear the heavy pressure of public opinion.

Lin Yuran noticed that Gu Tiao's complexion was ugly, so she touched her arm: "Don't worry, don't we know what Fang Yinghou is like what they said? It should be because of a bad stomach or a cold, rest for a few days And come back."

Gu Tiao smiled gratefully at Lin Yuran and nodded.

Seeing Lin Yuran's innocent face, Gu Tiao kept sneaking glances in Luo Xuhan's direction, thinking that no one had noticed her.

How nice.Gu Tiao sighed in his heart.

If only Fang Yao could be like this, not hiding any troubles in his heart, it would be great... Gu Tiao thought to himself.

But Fang Yaolai was not.

There are so many things hidden in her heart, so many sorrows, so her pair of dark eyes are like a bottomless lake, making people unable to see through what is hidden inside.

Gu Tiao thought silently: Everyone doesn't know, Fang Yao's illness is in his heart.

"Next, I'll announce the results of the competition—"

Yuan Yuan's voice interrupted Gu Tiao's thoughts.

"No.1, Fang Yaolai and Gu Tiao."

There was a round of applause from the auditorium. Although everyone was enthusiastic about the sudden absence of the recording party, the video just now deeply moved everyone.

Gu Tiao heard whispered discussions from the audience again:

"Fang Yaolai really deserves to be the Three Golden Actresses, the way she looks at Gu Tiao is really amazing."

"The part where Gu Tiao tied the belt to Fang Yinghou's body is also very good! Gu Tiao has completely broken through his own personality!"

"After eating this pair, I can't drink other CPs at all. I'm full..."

Gu Tiao smiled wryly: Where is the acting skill?

Maybe this whole "They Have a Play" is not a play, it's someone bringing the past in front of Gu Tiao in its entirety, no matter how much she wanted to escape.

Behind the curtain, a pair of eyes flashed coldly, staring closely at Gu Tiao's direction.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

This day Gu Tiao took a shower, wrapped in pajamas, climbed into bed as usual and got under the quilt.

After a while, Gu Tiao stretched out his hand from under the quilt with a speechless face: "Is this a magical horse?" Gu Tiao held a thick hemp rope in his hand.

Fang Yaolai, who was sleeping next to Gu Tiao, had a shy and proud expression on his face: "Do you remember that many audience members were so excited about the part where we climbed the tree house?"

Gu Tiao had a black question mark on his face: "So???"

"Didn't we stage a bondage play at that time~" Fang Yaolai's face became more shy: "You put a belt around my waist, remember? Let's relive the bondage play again tonight~ Please stretch out your little paws~" Fang Yao came and took the rope from Gu Tiao's hand, hehehe.

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