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Gu Tiao rubbed his eyes, got out of the quilt and walked towards the door. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lin Yuran holding a large bunch of calla lilies, and behind her was her face crying like a ghost: "Little fried dough stick—— !!!”

After Lin Yuran saw Gu Tiao, he was stunned for a moment, and then stood upright with his hands down, looking like a young daughter-in-law who looked virtuous to her in-laws: "Excuse me, is Gu Tiao here?"

Gu Tiao was stunned for a moment: "I am."

Lin Yuran was shocked: "When I left, I was alone, why did I come back as a glutinous rice ball stuffed with purple potato and black sesame seeds! It's black and purple!"

Gu Tiao kicked up: "Who are you calling glutinous rice balls!"

Lin Yuran smiled and patted his buttocks: "It's okay, it's okay, the movements are very dexterous, it seems that the injury is not particularly serious."

Gu Tiao stretched out his hand towards Lin Yuran, wanting to take the calla lily in her arms, Lin Yuran rolled his eyes at Gu Tiao, walked towards Fang Yao's bed with his head down and blushing face, and bowed The calla lily was handed to Fang Yaolai: "Queen Fang Ying, I wish you a speedy recovery."

Fang Ling came to play with his mobile phone and nodded slightly.

This was enough for Lin Yuran to be happy.She wanted to find a container to put the flowers in, and looked around the bedside table. Just about to pick up the glass placed there, Fang wandered over to play with her mobile phone and said without raising her head, "That won't work."

Lin Yuran was stunned for a moment, Gu Tiao helped her search, found a bottle of pure water, Lin Yuran put the flowers in it, the style was so messy, it looked like the way of Fauvism.

Lin Yuran took out another sprig of dogtail grass from the butt pocket of his jeans, and handed it to Gu Tiao, "This is yours."

"..." The facial features on Gu Tiao's face were as twisted as a pug's kiwi fruit: "It's fine if you give me dogtail grass, and you only give one branch. It's fine if you give one branch, you're still in your butt pocket Wrinkled?!"

Lin Yuran hahaha: "Let's not see each other!"

Gu Tiao always felt that a knife was shot in his eyes, so he quickly said, "It's better to see outside!"

After the presents were delivered, Lin Yuran sat by Gu Tiao's bed and began to talk about her ups and downs on the day of separation: "Who would have thought that in midsummer, when it suddenly snowed heavily, I would pick up the flashlight and go look for you? Who would have thought of saying Sooner or later, the rescue team arrived, stuffed us into the car and drove down the mountain. I opened the car window and sang in the wind and snow: I am heading north, leaving the season with you..."

Talking and singing, full of voice and emotion, giving her a gavel is the rhythm of a classic storytelling.

Gu Tiao thought for a while and said, "You didn't go all the way to the north, you should go down the mountain in the southeast."

Lin Yuran glared at Gu Tiao: "Art comes from life and is higher than life! Artistic conception! Do you understand artistic conception!"

The two were talking and laughing when the nurse sister came in with a medicine tray: "It's time to apply medicine to the wound."

Gu Tiao obediently sat on the side of the bed. The sister nurse was dipping a cotton ball in alcohol when the calling bracelet on her wrist rang out.The nurse sister pressed to answer, and an anxious voice came from inside: "The patient in special needs ward 5 has severe chest pain, all nurses please rush to it immediately!"

The nurse's sister's face suddenly changed, and Lin Yuran took the cotton ball: "Hurry up, I'll take care of small things like administering medicine." Life is at stake, she nodded, put the medicine tray into Lin Yuran's hand, and hurried out.

Aunt Lin Yuran's trademark sinister smile moved closer to Gu Tiao: "Little beauty, you are screaming, even if your throat is broken, no one cares about you!"

"..." Gu Tiao complained in his heart: From Ling Yue to Lin Yuran, why do my gay friends like to say this classic line of the villain?

"Head up." Lin Yuran stood still in front of Gu Tiao, and was about to attack a wound on Gu Tiao's forehead.In order to apply the medicine carefully, Lin Yuran's face was getting closer and closer to Gu Tiao's.

"Stop." Suddenly, a cold voice came from behind Lin Yuran.

Lin Yuran turned around and found that Fang Yaolai who had been lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone had stood behind him at some point. Lin Yuran was so frightened that the cotton ball in his hand fell to the ground.

Fang Ling came with a half-smile: "Seeing that your technique is not very professional, let me do it."

Gu Tiao was already very worried about Lin Yuran, who was careless, but at this time Fang Yao volunteered, Gu Tiao thought that it would be good if he closed his eyes the whole time and didn't look at Fang Yao.

Lin Yuran thought for a while, and said in a tone of sudden realization: "I remembered, Queen Fang, you played the role of a nurse, right?"

Fang Ling came and nodded, now Gu Tiao was more at ease, and then thought: No...

Lin Yuran continued: "I remember it clearly. The nurse you played had a mental illness. He fell in love with his patient and then complained that the patient didn't listen to him. Because love turned into hatred, every time he took the medicine Not to mention that it became a kind of torture, and in the end, poison was added to the medicine, and the poison entered the patient's body through the patient's wound, poisoning the person to death...

... "

Gu Tiao shed a big bowl of tears: Woohoo, I also remembered that the role of the nurse that Fang Xuan came to play was such a role!

It was too late to repent at this time, Fang Yaolai had already stood in front of Gu Tiao, stretched out a slender finger, and with a little force, lifted Gu Tiao's chin.

Fang Ling's cold and attractive face suddenly moved closer to Gu Tiao's face, so close that he was no more than a finger away.

The familiar body fragrance came and diffused in the nose, which brought Gu Tiao back to the snowy night they had just experienced together.Gu Tiao was in a trance for a while, and uncontrollably brought his lips closer to Fang Yaolai's.

"Ahh-!"

Suddenly there was a loud sneeze.Fang Linglai looked back angrily at Lin Yuran who was sneezing.

Lin Yuran rubbed her nose: "The temperature of the air conditioner in your room is so low, I think it should be turned up a bit. Where's the remote control of the air conditioner?"

Fang Yaolai: "...I threw it away."

"???" Lin Yuran had a black question mark on his head.

Gu Tiao laughed wildly in his heart: the way of heaven is like reincarnation, who does the sky bypass.

When Gu Tiao regained her senses, she no longer dared to see Fang Yao coming.Gu Tiao closed her eyes and raised her face, waiting for Fang Yao's cotton ball to land on the wound on her brow.

Gu Tiao clenched his fist tightly, ready to face the coming severe pain.However, the cotton balls just landed on Gu Tiao's wound very gently, like gentle kisses one after another.

Gu Tiao was stunned for a moment, then opened his eyes unconsciously, but suddenly met Fang Yaolai's eyes, and looked deeply into Gu Tiao's eyes.

"..." Why did Gu Tiao feel that there was something as gentle as before in those eyes, which couldn't be concealed?

"Cough." Fang Ling coughed lightly, turned his head away: "It's a bit cold." Then he threw the cotton ball back to Lin Yuran: "You should come, I'm huddled under the quilt."

Lin Yuran took the cotton ball silently, thinking in his heart: Why did the atmosphere just now seem a little strange?I am a single dog, why do I seem to be a little full?

Lin Yuran moved closer to Gu Tiao with a cotton ball, and Fang Yaolai, who had already retreated into the quilt to play with his mobile phone, suddenly said, "Your face must be more than 40 cm away from her face."

"Why?" Lin Yuran was puzzled: "It's so far away...I'm afraid the details of the wound when applying the medicine can't be handled well."

Fang Yaolai: "During the doctor's visit yesterday, the doctor said that she may have been infected with an ancient virus tens of thousands of years ago under the glacier, and it may mutate. Be careful of being infected by her."

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Lin Yuran, who was wearing a cotton ball, jumped three feet away.

Gu Tiao thought in his heart: Still mutated!And Spider-Man!It would be more appropriate for me to be a glamorous spider spirit!

Gu Tiao proudly stood up to A, but felt that he had no confidence to be silent, so he sneaked a glance at Fang Yaolai, feeling that Fang Yaolai was actually performing an emoji at this time: serious nonsense. jpg.

Out of the loyalty of being a good *ji* friend, Lin Yuran helped Gu Tiao rub the medicine with a righteous expression on his face.However, Lin Yuran's style of rubbing the medicine was in stark contrast to Fang Yaolai's, and Gu Tiao grinned in pain, "Sister! This is a head! Not a sculpture!"

Lin Yuran looked at Gu Tiao with disgust: "Whatever it is, I have experienced life and death, and I am not strong at all!"

After cooking Gu Tiao's head, Lin Yuran replaced it with a new cotton ball, and looked at Fang Yaolai with great interest.

Fang Xuanlai looked vigilant: "No."

Lin Yuran looked disappointed.Gu Tiao weakly asked, "How about I try?"

Fang Ling came and clicked his chin, which meant that it was granted.However, Gu Tiao also understood the throwing dagger in his eyes, which meant: the wiping is not good, so please come and see him.

While weeping in his heart, Gu Tiao bowed and approached Fang Yao, feeling that he suddenly understood what happened to the little eunuch who helped the emperor test poison before meals in ancient times?

Gu Tiao dipped a cotton ball in the medicine, raised his hand close to Fang Yaolai's face, and forced himself not to look into Fang Yaolai's eyes, but to focus on the wound on Fang Yaolai's face, hoping that this would make him feel better. The beating heart beat a little slower.

Lin Yuran did not forget to tell him: "Take it easy."

Gu Tiao thought to himself: This sentence should be said to yourself just now!

Gu Tiao's eyes were locked on a wound near Fang Yaolai's temple, and he always felt that he could catch a glimpse of the corner of Fang Yaolai's beautiful mouth, and if there was nothing, he hooked it up.

Before Gu Tiao had time to figure out what Fang Yaolai was laughing at, the next second, Gu Tiao's calf felt cold, and a slender foot, like a naughty kitten's paw, penetrated into Gu Tiao's hospital gown. With a dexterous hook and scratch on the inside of the trouser leg, the itching went from the skin to the heart.

Fang Yao also raised his chest proudly: one of my sister's feet is useless, but the other is still a legend in the world!

With a trembling of Gu Tiao's hands, the cotton ball slipped, and wiped the deep purple liquid medicine from Fang Yaolai's temples to Fang Yaolai's eyes.

Gu Tiao: "..."

Lin Yuran: "..."

But Fang Yaolai, who had no mirror at this time, obviously didn't realize the seriousness of the problem. When Gu Tiao was taking care of the wound on Fang Yaolai's other temple, Fang Yaolai repeated his old trick, scratching Gu Tiao's calf with his toe , Gu Tiao's hand trembled again, and a trace of dark purple potion was wiped on the other side of Fang Yaolai's eyes again, Lin Yuran: "...Why are you shaking your hands, little fried dough stick?"

Gu Tiao, who couldn't tell the truth, was miserable: "...I may have been infected by Queen Fang's Parkinson's hand tremor syndrome."

Lin Yuran took out a small mirror from her bag, and held it weakly in front of Fang Yaolai.

Fang Linglai looked up, and saw that Lin Yuran's face was flushed red, her eyebrows were wrinkled together, her eyes were watery with tears, and her tightly pursed mouth almost showed wavy lines.

Fang Ling was curious: "What's wrong with you?"

How could Lin Yuran tell the goddess that she was holding back her laughter!All I could say was, "I'm constipated."

Fang Ling came to take a look at the mirror, and instantly understood Lin Yuran's expression just now—his pale face and two huge dark circles formed by deep purple potion, like the faceless girl in "Spirited Away". man...

Fang Ling came with a cold and arrogant face: "Laughing fart, I am trying on makeup for the autumn and winter fashion week in the near future! You don't understand that this is the latest trend this year, and it will definitely sweep Milan, Paris, New York and London!"

Lin Yuran: "...it's still summer."

Fang Yaolai: "...I don't fight unprepared battles!"

Gu Tiao dragged Lin Yuran, bowed his head and asked Fang Yao again: "Let's go to the hospital cafeteria for lunch first."

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Gu Tiao dragged Lin Yuran, and the two of them came out of the room with their mouths tightly pressed together, and they couldn't wait to close the door, letting out super invincible laughter that shocked the universe.

In the ward, Fang.Funny Faceless Man.jpg Annoyed and angry, he called his assistant: "Send me ten packs of makeup remover pads! No, one hundred packs! Forget it, one thousand packs!"

The assistant hung up the phone and sighed, thinking that the prizes for the next fan draw will probably be available.

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While queuing up for dinner in the hospital cafeteria, Lin Yuran suddenly received a call from his assistant, and interrupted temporarily to announce that he was about to attend.Lin Yuran exaggeratedly raised her orchid finger to wipe her tears, and sang loudly: "You send me away thousands of miles away, I am silent and black and white..."

Gu Tiao kicked up: "Hurry up and leave in a round circle!"

Lin Yuran grinned and flirted with Gu Tiao for a while, before leaving, she suddenly regained her composure, her cheeks were still slightly red: "That...take care of her."

That her obviously refers to Fang Yaolai who is in the same ward as Gu Tiao.

Gu Tiao nodded, Lin Yuran

Smiling gratefully, he left as lightly as a bird.

Gu Tiao lowered her head and walked towards the ward with the packed lunch box, feeling that the two small lunch boxes in her hands seemed to be extremely heavy, dragging her steps down and her heart heavy.

Gu Tiao wanted to ask: Now that things have happened, what qualifications and identity do I still have to take care of Fang Yaolai?

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At this time, Fang Linglai was alone in the special needs ward.

Holding a fruit basket, Zhou Xu stood in front of Fang Yaolai's bed with a smile on his face: "I wish you a speedy recovery."

Fang Yao didn't even look up, turned up the volume of his cell phone playing Bubble Bobble, and covered Zhou Xu's voice with the special effects of Jiujiujiu.

Zhou Xu softly smiled, not annoyed, put the fruit basket on the bedside table, and started working on Gu Tiao's bed - first shake out the messy quilt, spread it to the point where Gu Tiao can sleep comfortably right away , and carefully patted the pillow twice from left to right to make the feathers more fluffy and evenly distributed, and finally put Gu Tiao's plain clothes on the bedside, folded them neatly again, and put them away again.

After finishing all this, she turned her head and asked Fang Yao with a gentle smile, "When will Gu Tiao come back?"

Fang Ling shook his hand, and one of the bubbles missed, and the bubble dragon, which was in a good situation, died.For the first time, Fang Xuan felt that he couldn't hide the irritability in his voice: "She was discharged from the hospital early."

Just as he was talking, the door of the room was pushed open, and Gu Tiao was standing at the door of the room with two lunch boxes.

The author has something to say: Gu Xiaoyoutiao: My medicine rubbing skills are not worth saving, but I think I can develop on the road of special effects makeup artist!pride! (￣?￣)