Forest Kindergarten

"Muyue!" The young man who was cleaning the Great God's bedroom heard someone calling him, and walked to the door of the hall with a broom.

It's Xiaoji.

Xiao Ji saw that the first one had grown into two older ones, and he didn't understand why the Great God suddenly sent a voice transmission to all the priests of Zezhi Shrine yesterday, and they were not allowed to reveal their identity to this person.

But the thoughts of the great god are not something their attendants can fathom.

"Xiaoji Priest." Mu Yue was very respectful to him, after all, he had seen the majesty of a priest in the Lichun Palace.

Xiao Ji waved his hand: "Yesterday... that, Lian Pei said, he heard from the Great God that he asked you to stay and be a priest. Since you and I are both priests, you don't have to be so polite with me."

Mu Yue insisted: "Thanks to the Great God for letting me stay in the shrine. But Priest Xiao Ji, you are a senior, so you still have to have the courtesy you should have."

Zongshan is not in the mortal world, without these red tapes, although the status of the great god is aloof, he is a person who doesn't care much about etiquette. Living in the shrine is more relaxed than in the mortal world.

Xiao Ji thought to himself, it is indeed as the Great God said, this person is a fool, what do mortals call such a person?

Oh yes, pedantic.

He couldn't help asking curiously: "Muyue, how did you come to Zezhi Shrine?"

Mu Yue thought about the process carefully, and concluded earnestly: "I was thrown into the water, because I can't swim, and soon sank to the bottom. I saw a beam of light at the bottom of the water, and felt that my body and skin were affected Parents, you can't give up your vitality easily, so you desperately swim there...uh..., and then you are dragged up by Lianpei." He looked at the lotus pond in the distance and asked, "By the way, where is Lianpei? He was my savior, and I haven't had time to thank him in the future."

Before Xiao Ji could answer, a voice came from behind: "You don't need to thank me, you deserve to die."

Lianpei came from the corridor, the front of the moon white gown was not closed, and half of her chest was exposed loosely.

Xiao Ji has long been used to the master's unkempt appearance, anyway, he is a great god, and the shrine is his residence, so he can do whatever he likes.

Mu Yue frowned slightly, and was about to salute her savior, when Lian Pei supported her folded hands: "I said you don't need to thank me..." Lian Pei said with a smile, "By the way, the Great God said that since You are the offering, so you go to arrange the offering."

"..." Xiao Ji suddenly felt that his master seemed very happy.

Mu Yue didn't dare to neglect, and followed Lian Pei to the inner hall.

The offerings in the inner hall were piled up into two "hills". Lianpei lived on the side of Hufeng during this period, and the few temples here were simply used to pile things up.

"Put these things in a book and show them to the Great God." Lian Pei passed by the dumbfounded Mu Yue and ordered.

He yawned, walked straight over, lay down on the soft bed, felt uncomfortable enough, and pulled a gold embroidered soft pillow behind his head.

Mu Yue didn't have any complaints, and walked around the "hill" of offerings, roughly sorting them in her mind carefully, and then moved all the tables and chairs that were in the way in the temple to the corner.

The limpness was quite in the way, but when he saw Lianpei lying on it, he didn't ask him to get up.

He moved over a chair, rolled up his sleeves, stood on the chair and took down the top handicraft. He thought it was a gold-painted copper jug, but when he held it in his hand, he realized that the whole body of the jug was made of gold. made.

This pot is enough for ordinary people to eat for a year.He carefully placed the wine jug in one part of the room, and then went to get others. After working for more than an hour, he finally classified this "hill".

He took a pen and paper to classify, wanting to start with the golden jug, and wrote the word "golden vessel" on the paper.

"Is this pot?" A voice suddenly came from behind him, he was startled, and subconsciously turned around, Lian Pei, who thought he was sleeping, was standing behind him at some point, very close to him, so close that he stretched out his hand from behind him When you hold the flagon, it's like holding him in your arms.

Mu Yue stabilized her mind: "Well, I want to put it together with these golden hairpins and golden spoons..."

Lianpei threw the jug into a pile of clay pots and porcelain jars: "The jug is also a jug, put it together with them." He pointed to another pile of exquisitely crafted silk embroidery, lacquerware, and silverware and said, "It's back The categories don’t need to be so detailed, I’ll teach you, put the useless ones into one category, the usable ones into one category, and these…”

He took out a small dragonfly made of bamboo to play with, and said casually: "These are fun... Cough! Well, the god thinks it's fun, so there's no need to classify it. I'll pick one and send it to him."

This method of categorizing and putting into storage is unheard of, but the great god may be different from the common people and the monarch, and the yellow and white things can only be regarded as the lowest level of offerings.

"You know the Great God very well?" Mu Yue chatted with him while categorizing, "Can you tell me what kind of person the Great God is?"

Lian Pei embraced the things she liked: "What? Are you interested in the Great God?"

Mu Yue: "It's not that I'm interested, it's just that I'm afraid that I will accidentally bump into the Great God."

Lianpei: "Master... he's easy to talk to, you won't run into him. Because he's unparalleled in beauty, with a jade tree facing the wind, with extraordinary appearance, profound spiritual power, invincible, with the world in mind, with the common people in mind, and magnificent. Speed, omniscient..."

He praised himself a lot, and raised his eyebrows proudly at Mu Yue: "How is it?"

Mu Yue smiled slightly and said, "You really adore the Great God."

"Is that the only way?" Lian Pei felt bored, and changed the subject, "What's the matter with you? Didn't you almost get sacrificed to Xie Chong a few days ago? Why was it thrown into the water as a sacrifice again? "Fate is also a bit too much.

"How do you know? Did Priest Xiao Ji tell you?"

Lianpei touched his nose: "Ah, yes, he told me."

Mu Yue sighed and said, "I can't blame anyone else for this matter, it's me who spoke disrespectfully to the king first."

Lian Pei: "Just because of this? Your king hasn't figured it out yet, is that goddess just an evil spirit?" He devoted a little energy to find out the cause and effect of the king, wanting to see what happened.

Mu Yue: "The lord of the country understands that he only believes in the Great God now, so Uncle Da Zong and other ministers are relieved."

Lian Pei: "That's why..."

Mu Yue smiled wryly: "Maybe it's because of me... I don't believe in great gods..."

"..." Lian Pei, as a great god, never asks others to believe in him, and he never attaches great importance to ordinary people's beliefs, which is a bit like "believe it or not".But suddenly hearing Mu Yue say that to her face, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

"Why don't you believe it?" He couldn't help wondering, and he felt a little humble when he asked.

Mu Yue thought for a while, and replied seriously: "It's not that I don't believe it, it's just... the Great God is too far away from me."

This is the truth. There are thousands of mortals in the world, and Lian Pei cannot take care of all of them. He can only protect the world from evil spirits and try his best to help people live and work in peace and contentment. Everyone has his own cause and effect, so he can't interfere too much.

Mu Yue didn't notice that something was wrong with Lian Pei, and continued: "We are just mortals, we still have to rely on our own efforts to live, relying on the blessing of the Great God in everything, it is a bit lax and negative, I said this to the king, he naturally I think I'm mocking him... saying that I'm disrespectful to the great god and wants to sacrifice me to the god..."

Lianpei nodded, and suddenly felt less uncomfortable, and instead felt a little sympathy for him.

He dug out another lantern from the offerings, and it turned out that it was put by a little girl praying for marriage, and there was a note inside.

Mu Yue: "...Besides, asking God for everything, the Great God is too hard. Although I haven't met him, I know he is a good God. At least we haven't been eaten by any monsters..."

Lian Pei heard what he said, and he has always considered the world. The world either praised him for being omnipotent or prayed bluntly. This is the first time someone thinks that he is very hard.

He had an indescribable feeling that his chest seemed to be stuffed to the brim.

Mu Yue went to climb another "hill".

The small piece of paper fell out of the lantern, Lianpei picked it up and unfolded it, and on the silver foil rice paper was written a sentence in cute small letters: "Feng Nuan has someone to keep company with, and there is nothing to think about in the long days."

He was smacking this little love poem, when there was a sudden click on the side, Mu Yue's climbing chair tilted, her center of gravity was unstable, and she fell down.

Lianpei hurried over to catch him, and the person in his arms closed his eyes nervously, only to open them again when he found it didn't hurt.

"I saved you again, how can you thank me?"

Mu Yue: "Don't you want me to thank you? Why are you begging again?" He stood up and straightened his robe, "How do you want me to thank you?"

Lian Pei thought for a while and said, "Aren't you Shao Fu? You can't go back anyway, why don't you teach me something."

Mu Yue: "What do you want to learn? No, what else do you priests need to learn?"

Lianpei: "We have lived in the mountains since we were young. We have heard all the things in the mortal world. Although we understand the truth, we have never experienced it personally. When we work together in the future, if I think of any problems, can Master Shaofu give me some advice?" answer?"

Mu Yue smiled. This man looks handsome and tall, but his heart is pure, like a child: "Don't call me Mr. Shaofu, just call me Mu Yue. If you have any questions in the future, please feel free to ask, I will definitely tell you everything." Endless."

Lianpei became happy, and handed him the small note clutched in his heart: "What does this mean?"

Mu Yue looked at it and said: "This is an excerpt from the poem. It is probably taken out to express the hope that someone can live a normal and carefree life with her. It is wonderful to fall in love at first sight, but life is very long. To be able to join hands for a lifetime, and to grow old is true love."

After he finished speaking, a gust of warm wind blew in from the palace door, bringing the faint fragrance of the lotus pond, lingering around the two of them.

Mu Yue was a little embarrassed by Lian Pei's fiery eyes, put the note back into his hand, and said: "I will continue to classify, if I don't make it to the end of the night, I won't be able to finish it. You pick it again, what else is there?" It is what God likes."

Lianpei chased after her: "Let me help you, I... I have spiritual power, so I can clean it up quickly."

So the noble and upright god, who was born with ten fingers not touching the spring water, spent the whole afternoon with Mr. Shao Fu packing up the offerings, very busy.

Xiaoji Xiaojing and Xiaolu peeked from behind the pillars outside the door, and couldn't figure out what happened to the Great God.

After tidying up almost, Mu Yue wrote down the last touch on the paper.Lian Pei clapped her hands and shouted to the door: "Is Xiao Ji outside? Come in!"

Xiao Ji walked in with a sad face: "Da... that Lianpei, please don't add 'bar' after my name, no, it's not very civilized..."

Mu Yue turned her face to the side to snicker, her shoulders were shaking.

Lianpei was in a good mood, and ordered: "Move that pile to Hufeng."

He pulled up Muyue and walked out: "I'll take you to dinner."

Muyue was dragged to Gouyue Mountain by him. The mountain is not high, but the scenery is excellent. There is a pavilion on the top of the mountain. Outside the pavilion is a tall and tall ancient pine. The branches extend outwards to the eaves of the pavilion, supporting a Bend the bright moon.

The food has been prepared long ago, it is exquisite and delicious, a table is set, and the wine is even warmed.

Mu Yue smiled: "Are you ready?"

Lianpei thought to herself, what I sent to the priests to prepare it should be considered my preparation, so she nodded.

Mu Yue's heart is like still water, which directly led to his strong ability to accept, and he can calmly accept any strange things. He filled himself and the other party with wine, and raised the glass: "Thank you."

Lian Pei drank with him, put down his glass and said, "You are so capable, the Almighty must be very appreciative, do you have any wishes? Tell the Almighty and I will let the Almighty help you realize it. You are welcome, this is nothing to the Almighty. Any priest can grant a wish."

Mu Yue shook her head: "No."

Lian Pei: "Don't you have anything? Immortal and beautiful face? Daily progress and wealth can rival a country? Learn to be rich and know the past and the present? Or do I have any regrets... the Great God can also help you make up for it."

Mu Yue still shook her head: "What you said is something I can do by myself. Immortality is not something I want extravagantly. I just need enough money to spend. Knowledge must be accumulated by myself in order to truly belong to me. What a pity? I don't seem to have any... "

Lian Pei: "So, are you planning to never ask God for the rest of your life?"

Mu Yue was noncommittal: "If you can live hard on your own, you won't bother the gods."

Lian Pei drank three cups of mulled wine in a row, and the moon hid behind the clouds at some point, and he was extremely unhappy after eating a meal, feeling that his dignity had been challenged.

He picked up the jug and poured it directly, secretly swearing in his heart: If I don't let you take the initiative to ask God to make a wish, I will take your surname!

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