Forest Kindergarten

At the beginning, there were no fans in the live broadcast room of "Little Farmer". Only Zhuo Qun, Hu Longying, Shen Yu, the villagers and Ye Kong's classmates paid attention to it to warm up the scene.

Half a year has passed, the name is rustic, and people have no desire to click on it. There is no publicity and marketing, and even the live broadcast time is uncertain. The live broadcast room, which has been fishing for three days and posted on the Internet for two days, has skyrocketed in popularity. There are tens of thousands of fans, and today it rushed to the homepage of the live video software, and even became a hot search on Weibo.

The key words are: #野王子娱乐园首首#

Ye Kong held up his mobile phone, and the rear camera took pictures of the two-story merry-go-round, and the two masters and apprentices who sat on it for three laps without getting tired of it.

He can see the screen, the number of fans in the live broadcast room has exceeded 30, and the number of broadcasts has exceeded one million.

It turns out that face can really make money.

"Everyone, stop swiping gifts!" Ye Kong said.

In the comments: [Thank you teacher for letting us watch the prince]

[Want to know the name! 】

Ye Kong couldn't help laughing secretly, because Lianpei's physique would be forgotten after a while, so he wasn't worried about getting angry at all, and the reward money to Lianpei would be returned intact, so he also I stopped trying to persuade him, and concentrated on taking pictures of His Royal Highness riding a white horse with Princess Xiaohua in his arms.

【The teacher is going to play too!Don't just shoot]

【Want to see the teacher】

[Aww!Our teacher is so handsome! 】

[Look at the teacher!I envy Daxin and Zaizai who have such a handsome teacher! 】

The topic suddenly turned to Ye Kong, and Teacher Xiaokong graciously turned to the front camera and waved hello to everyone.

【Hahahaha, teacher, don't be so straight-manly】

[This perspective is so handsome! 】

【Teacher, please hold your phone higher】

【Mother's daily worrying】

Ye Kong smiled, he didn't care much about these details, he was really straight in this respect: "Is this okay?"

Daxin hugged Fei Miao and shouted, "Ms. Ye, come up quickly!"

A group of cubs were calling him, and when the wooden horse stopped slowly, Ye Kong ran up and picked a white unicorn next to Lian Pei.

The music sounded slowly, and there were comments in the live broadcast room instructing him: [Turn on the dream filter, that is the logo in the upper right corner...]

Ye Kong turned on the filter, and pink bubbles floated on the screen. Although he couldn't get the aesthetic feeling, everyone screamed unanimously after reading the comments, so he didn't turn it off again.

In the camera, Mr. Shangui has a straight face, with his long legs bent a little aggrievedly, and the little girl in his arms is wearing a princess dress, with a dignified expression, as if playing a merry-go-round with a solemn and serious mood.

【…】

Ye Kong chuckled: "Xiaohua, Xiaolian, can you two smile?"

Lianpei turned her head away to ignore him, Xiaohua turned around obediently, and grinned.

[So cute, so cute! 】

【Tricked me to give birth to a daughter again! 】

[I know why my mother let me watch this live broadcast, she is urging marriage in disguise! 】

【Me too, my dad let me watch it!Looking at the name, I thought it taught farming...]

[But why can't I turn it off?Why so high? 】

【At first glance, you are newcomers. This place used to teach farming】

Ye Kong replied: "It wasn't before. I came to the city because of something. When I go back to the village, I can just catch up with the spring plowing and spring planting in Jingzhe. Everyone is welcome to come and see."

[I want to see the teacher! 】

【The teacher is my dish】

[Looking at Xiaolian and the teacher in the same frame! 】

Ye Kong stretched out his hand and patted Lian Pei's shoulder, Master Shangui turned around, he leaned over to make a V comparison, and there were screams in the live broadcast room: [Hohohohohoho]

[What did I see so good about Densey? 】

[I actually knocked cp in the live broadcast room of a farming blogger]

[Immediately call the sisters to see! 】

【Screen shot】

[Brothers, there is another rs on Weibo]

[Am I catching up with the instant popularity? 】

The live broadcast room was full of comments from Lalang delivering blessings. Mr. Shangui was in a great mood and gave a rare smile, which was interpreted as a "doting" smile.

The sound of dreamy music, accompanied by the laughter of the kids, the atmosphere is very good. Teacher Xiaokong bit his lower lip, took a picture of himself and Lianpei, and said: "Today's live broadcast is here first, and the phone is about to run out of battery. Yes, I will shoot a light show for everyone when I have time tonight. Hmm..." He pointed to Lian Pei and said quickly, "This is my boyfriend."

Then he didn't dare to read the comments, covered his beating heart, and turned off the live broadcast directly.

In the amusement park in K City, the most famous thing besides the roller coaster is the Ferris wheel. Although the Ferris wheel here is not the tallest, it is an Internet celebrity place that must be checked in when you come to K City. The viewing Ferris wheel with a height of more than 120 meters has a cockpit Hanging on the outside of the huge rotating wheel, it is painted in a highly saturated rainbow color, which is very retro. Whether you are taking pictures from below or sitting on it to take a panoramic view of K City, the effect is very good.

The large cockpit can accommodate a group of them, and as they get higher and higher, the kids all kneel on the seats and look out, sighing from time to time.

Lianpei reached out to wrap Ye Kong's shoulders: "Boyfriend?"

Ye Kong laughed and said, "Anyway, they will forget it after a while..."

Lian Pei: "It's boring."

Ye Kong: "What does Lord Lianpei want? Should I put a note on my forehead with the words 'I am Lianpei's boyfriend' written on it?" He blushed after speaking, and looked outside tactically, Trying to change the subject, "Look at the river over there, it's so thick..." Pooh, what kind of adjective...

Lianpei pulled his shoulders and turned him around, and kissed him involuntarily.

"Hey!" Fei Ya turned around and saw the two kissing, so she quickly covered her brother's eyes.

Fei Miao saw it and giggled, "Teacher eats Brother Xiaolian."

Ye Kong pushed the man away, blushed and wiped his lips angrily: "The teacher was clearly kissed by him!"

Next, the three-year-old Miaozi sent out a soul torture: "Why did he eat your mouth?"

"..." Is it coming so soon?Ye Kong actually thought about it countless times, in case the cubs saw the intimate behavior of the two, how to explain it, he even thought about the follow-up sex education.

So he cleared his throat and said, "Brother Xiaolian likes the teacher, and the teacher also likes him, so we will kiss and express our love in this way."

Miaozi: "I like Teacher too." As she said that, she pouted and pounced on her.

Lian Pei pressed his face: "You can't, only I can kiss him."

Miao Zi wondered: "Why?" He saw Master Lian Pei glaring at him, and quickly changed the question: "Why, why?"

Lian Pei raised his chin and said as it should, "Because she is my wife."

Fei Miao let out a half-understanding "Oh".

Ye Kong: "Who is your wife! Miaozi, don't listen to his nonsense." He hugged Fei Miao on his lap and kissed his cheek, "Teacher also likes Miaozi, but the teacher likes Xiaolian and Miaozi differently. Yes, so the teacher can kiss Miaozi's face, but not the lips. Kissing is something to do with the one you love."

He spoke out about his love, which was actually much more comfortable than hiding it. Love is not something to be shady in the first place.

Fortunately, at Fei Miao's age, he still doesn't think deeply about the reasons behind the problem.Seeing that he didn't ask any more questions, Ye Kong breathed a sigh of relief.

Fei Ya suddenly asked again: "Are you two the same as my parents? There are also Aunt Longying and Uncle Zhuo Qun."

Ye Kong nodded: "Yes, we are partners."

Fei Ya: "Both of you are men."

Although Daxin didn't understand, he knew that this kind of thing was private and he couldn't ask casually. He wanted to cover Feiya's mouth, but Ye Kong smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, Daxin. Yaer, your question is very good. We are different from your parents. We are homosexuals. Although it is different, it is actually the same. The relationship between us is also love. When you grow up, you will also encounter love and experience love. Love is a thing It has nothing to do with gender in essence, and it is a very lucky thing to meet someone you love and form a partner."

Fei Ya also seemed to understand, and asked again: "Then you can't have children?"

The big raccoon interrupted: "What's the matter? It is said that we beasts only reproduce for survival. You pay more attention to these things than we do. You humans are so troublesome!"

Ye Kong smiled and said: "Maybe after many years, science has advanced and men can have children, but it is too early for you to think about it. Whether you have children or not, you must take love as the premise. The teacher hopes that you will not follow blindly in the future." , don’t worry, the partner you are looking for is someone who truly loves each other, thinks about each other, and can make progress together and stay together for a lifetime.”

"Mr. Xiaokong, how do you have a baby?" Fei Ya asked.

coming!Ye Kong straightened his back unconsciously, sat upright, and recited the sex education lines that he had rehearsed countless times in his mind: "First of all, there are countless small tadpoles in a man's stomach, called sperm; in a woman's stomach, there is a cute tadpole. One day, the little sperm will have a swimming competition, and the little sperm that won No.1 in swimming will get the most precious prize, which is this cute little egg, so all the little sperm work hard, Swear to beat other little sperm..."

Fei Miao listened carefully, and Fei Ya held a lollipop in her mouth: "Then you and Xiao Lian, do you fight with each other? Fight in groups? There is no prize for winning the fight, what should I do?"

Fei Miao looked at her sister and then at her teacher, looking eager for knowledge.

"..." No lollipop can stop your mouth!Ye Kong thought depressedly.

"Let's not talk about me and Xiaolian, we can't have children, aren't we talking about how to have children?"

Fei Ya nodded, accepting this statement.

Ye Kong continued: "Little tadpoles..."

Fei Ya: "Professional, sperm."

Lianpei next to him laughed until his shoulders were shaking.Ye Kong felt that his fist was hard.

"Okay, sperm. Swim and swim, little sperm..."

Fei Ya: "Where are they swimming?"

Ye Kong had been prepared for a long time: "They have already swam into women's stomachs."

Fei Ya: "How did you swim across?"

"..." Ye Kong thought he couldn't fool Daxin with his own way, and he couldn't fool the little ones?

The result is really confusing...

Fei Ya sipped the lollipop, seemingly carelessly, but in fact she was pressing every step of the way. Of course, she was really just asking in a serious manner, what bad thoughts could a child have? Adults are the ones who are dirty.

Ye Kong, who was full of dirty thoughts, took a deep breath and said: "Men and women love each other, do some intimate actions..." His voice became smaller and smaller, but he was afraid that it would be more difficult to explain later if Feiya asked further, so he said cruelly , "Kissing, what...fucking..."

Fei Ya: "What?"

Ye Kong just wanted to open the door and jump down.

"Hey! Look over there!" Lian Pei pointed to the outside of the cockpit.

The little cubs who explored the process of human reproduction with infinite curiosity were suddenly diverted: "What? What?"

"Let me see!"

"Ah! What a big bird!"

"Stupid! That's an airplane!"

"Let me see! I haven't seen an airplane yet!"

"I want to fly!"

Lian Pei raised an eyebrow at Ye Kong: "How is it? Is brother reliable?"

Ye Kong smiled and gave him a blank look, and heard him leaning over and whispering in his ear: "Mr. Xiaokong, give me a sex education class when you go back..."

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The author has something to say:

Don't even laugh!This is serious sex ed class!

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