Sing and dance the ceiling to be reborn as a rookie [entertainment circle]

Shi Zhou stared at the porridge fed to his lips, and was stunned for a moment.

It wasn't until he heard Yan Hui say, "Is it enough to taste the salt?" He suddenly realized, oh, so I'm just a taste-tasting tool person without emotion, so I ate it without any psychological burden.

After that, every time Yan Hui made a dish, he would let him taste it first. He also dutifully fulfilled his duty as a tool maker, and gave objective suggestions.

After taking another bite of the freshly baked crispy red bean cake with Yan Hui's hand, Shi Zhou raised his head and met Shang Xin Ze's resentful eyes.

Shi Zhou: "?"

Xin Ze looked at the red bean cake in Yan's hand, and made a swallowing movement, so greedy could not be more obvious.

Shi Zhou was about to suggest that Xin Ze should also be a food-tasting tool, when he saw Yan Hui throw the red bean cake he had bitten into his mouth, get up and go back to the kitchen.

There was another bang in his head.

Not only Shi Zhou was stunned, but all the friends who were playing cards around him were also stunned.

Everyone stopped playing cards and started gossip.

Shen Ming: "Brother Yan, doesn't he have a cleanliness habit?"

Xia Xiu: "Yeah,? And he's horrible about cleanliness. Basically, he won't take anything that other people have touched."

Shang Yuan: "However, no matter how serious a person's cleanliness is, it shouldn't include your partner, right?"

Yu Mo: "That's what you say,? But they're not a couple either?"

Shen Ming: "That's right,? They're not a couple."

Shang Yuan: "But they are CPs, right? CPs are similar to couples, right?"

The three of them nodded after a moment of contemplation: "...that's true."

"Ahem!" Shi Zhou cleared his throat, and the two coughs had the meaning of "I'm here, are you polite?"

Shi Zhou was about to tell the four children the difference between "cp" and "couple". At this time, Tang Wen came out of the kitchen with a plate in one hand, and yelled: "Dinner is ready!"

When the meal was served, everyone opened two bottles of red wine and one bottle of white. Shang Yuan also brought a case of beer to the supermarket downstairs, with the attitude of "I won't go home if I'm not drunk tonight".

"For the first glass of wine, let's respect the time boat and congratulate the housewarming!"

"Second glass of wine, Jingzhou brother and Yan brother, I wish your new company a prosperous future!"

……

After a round of toasts, Tang Wen also raised his wine glass and said, "Today is the first time you cook, Brother Yan, and we all have enjoyed Shi Zhou's honor! Come on, let's raise our glasses together and toast to Shi Zhou again." Take a boat!"

As today's host, Shi Zhou will inevitably be drunk. However, he has already practiced drinking a thousand cups without getting drunk in various social occasions, so he is not afraid.

But after a few glasses of wine, Shi Zhou began to feel dizzy.

The room was shaking, the dishes in front of my eyes were overlapping images, and the lights above my head were overlapping images. Only Yan Hui who was beside me could barely see clearly.

He belatedly realized:

——His body used to be able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, but in this body now, it seems that the capacity for alcohol is not good enough...

So, when everyone was still awake, Shi Zhou fell into Yan Hui's arms, and the latter caught him firmly.

He lay on Yan Hui's chest, blushing all over his face, and held up the beer bottle in his hand: "Come on! Drink! Tonight is mine! If you don't get drunk, you don't go home!"

There was silence at the dinner table.

After a while, Xin Ze asked the question deep in everyone's soul: "Is he drunk?"

The ones to drink are red and white, so no one will be surprised, but when Shi Zhou was toasting just now, all he drank was beer...

Alcohol content is better than no beer...

"Not drunk!" Hearing these words, Shi Zhou struggled to get up from Yan Hui's arms, and said to Xin Ze in dissatisfaction, "Who is drunk? I'm not drunk! Brother Zhou, I'm not drunk for a thousand cups!"

As he spoke, he raised his head and snorted, drained the remaining half bottle of beer in one go, turned the bottle upside down for everyone to see, and turned his head to Yan back and raised his chin, with a look of "see how good I am".

Yan Hui didn't respond, but the hand on his waist exerted some force.

There is no way to reason with a drunk person, and Xin Ze didn't care about the fact that this person is a year younger than him and so bold as to be his brother, so he just nodded in agreement: "Okay, okay, you won't get drunk after a thousand cups."

Then he said to everyone: "It seems that I am really drunk."

Everyone complained about Shi Zhou's drinking capacity, and then suddenly found silence somewhere at the dining table.

Shi Zhou stopped making trouble now, and lay obediently on Yan Hui's chest. Yan Hui had one arm around his waist, and the other hand was fighting for a cup with him... But, rather than fighting for a cup, it's better Said that Yan Hui was teasing the cat.

Shang Yuan said very perceptively: "Why don't we leave and let him rest?"

Everyone nodded.

Yan returned with his hands still around Shi Zhou's waist, and he didn't even move the posture of sitting on the chair. He looked at the person in his arms and said, "I'll take care of him, so I won't see you off."

"No, no, no!" Shang Yuan led the group away quickly, Qu Yang seemed to want to stay and help, but was dragged away by Shang Yuan's arm.

Xin Ze was the last to leave.

Xin Ze didn't know that the two were living together now, so he specifically told Yan Hui before he left: "Then you arrange for him to go home early, do you have a car? How about I get my driver to come later..."

"Need not."

Yan Hui was so focused on teasing the cat that he didn't give Xin Ze a single look.

Xin Ze cursed and left, leaving only two people in the apartment.

Yan Hui picked up a piece of soft fried shrimp and shook it in front of Shi Zhou, asking, "Do you want it?"

Shi Zhou put both hands on Yan Hui's chest, tried to raise his head, his eyes followed the movement of the shrimp in Yan Hui's hand, and made a swallowing movement.

Yan Hui didn't tease Shi Zhou for too long, so he put the shrimp meat to Shi Zhou's lips and ordered.

"Open your mouth."

Shi Zhou opened his mouth obediently, then ate the shrimp meat contentedly, opened his mouth again after eating, looked at Yan Hui with light-colored eyes, and said seriously: "I still want it."

Other cats eat small dried fish, but his cat likes to eat shrimp, and they have to peel the shrimp, fry them until they are tender and crispy, and then feed them into their mouths...

Yan Hui sighed softly, picked up another one, still held it in his hand and played with it for a while before feeding it to Shi Zhou.

After the remaining half of the plate of soft fried shrimps was finished, Shi Zhou's consciousness gradually came back, he looked down at himself, then at Yan Hui, and finally fixed his eyes on Yan Hui's face .

After a long time, he moved his lips and called out a title.

Yan Hui froze.

Shi Zhou's consciousness didn't come back at all, but he got drunk with alcohol, and became even more drunk.

"...Little Tuanzi."

Shi Zhou yelled again.

This sound is clearer and deeper, piercing the eardrums and hitting the depths of the soul.

The torrent of time reversed rapidly at this moment, and the familiar address brought Yan Hui back to the old days.

In an instant, it seemed like a lifetime away.

"Who am I?" After a long time, Yan Hui pulled back his thoughts, and asked the person in his arms with lowered eyes.

Shi Zhou's face was still flushed, and his slightly parted lips were brightly colored. He said without thinking, "Xiao Tuanzi."

"Who is Xiaotuanzi?" Yan Hui asked again.

"Xiao Tuanzi is..." Shi Zhou frowned beautifully, and after thinking for a while, he said, "It's my younger brother."

"But he doesn't want to be your younger brother." Yan Hui said indifferently.

This question may be a bit out of line, Shi Zhou thought for a long time but couldn't find a suitable word to answer it.

He just looked at Yan Hui with a pair of clean and clear eyes, and his lips, which were soaked in wine, were slightly parted, with an innocent look, which aroused people's love and cruelty for no reason at the same time.

The calloused fingertips pressed against the soft lips, rubbing and pressing repeatedly, over and over again.In the end, Yan Hui lowered his head and said in Shi Zhou's ear, "He wants to do this, not just with his hands..."

Shi Zhou was completely drunk.

He didn't expect this body to have such a poor drinking capacity, and he could get drunk after drinking a few glasses of beer.He himself is an alcoholic who does not get drunk for a thousand glasses. It has been a long time since he has experienced what it feels like to drink fragments, and he does not remember what happened last night at all. He only vaguely remembers that he seemed to have a dream.

The dream was still a bit colorful, the object of the dream... He suddenly sat up and looked to the other side of the bed, half of the bed was empty, and Yan Hui had already gotten up.

His clothes were changed.

As for who changed it and how it was changed, did he take a bath before...he dared not think about these details.

When he got into the bathroom, squeezed toothpaste and was about to brush his teeth, he found that his lips were swollen.

I touched it lightly, and it still hurts a little.

He brushed his teeth carefully avoiding the red and swollen lips, and was about to take a shower, and then saw in the mirror that there were red marks around his waist, which were unusually obvious because his skin was too white.

The skin of this body is too sensitive, it will turn red when bumped or touched, Shi Zhou didn't think much about it, he just thought that it must have accidentally hit something when he was drunk and walking lightly last night.

However, just as he thought so, he saw four bright red fingerprints clearly and distinctly on the side of the thin waist under the ribs... These are not left behind by bumps.

He looked up sharply into the mirror.

Put your fingers on the red and swollen lips, and the conversation in the dream came to mind.

"Who is Xiaotuanzi?"

"Xiaotuanzi is...my younger brother."

"But he doesn't want to be your brother...he wants to..."

In the dream, Yan Hui hugged him, and in the dream, he called Yan Hui Xiaotuanzi.

Isn't it a dream?

Shi Zhou quickly took a shower, put on home clothes and left the bedroom. Yan Hui had already made breakfast, which was simple sandwiches and milk.

"I was drunk last night, so I didn't say anything I shouldn't have said?"

Shi Zhou was chewing on a bacon sandwich in his mouth, and what appeared to be chatter was actually a cliché.

Yan Hui asked, "What should not be said?"

"Well, it's just... For example, if you say something that will damage your personal image, for example, did I speak nonsense and say something illogical?"

Yan Hui took a sip of milk and said, "That's not true."

If this is not there, then there is something else!

Shi Zhou asked again: "Then I didn't do anything strange, right? You took care of me yesterday, I mean, I don't know what it's like to be drunk, I didn't cause you trouble last night, right? "

"No." Yan Hui said, "Except for being a little noisy at the beginning, they were pretty obedient afterwards."

The word "good" made Shi Zhou feel a little uncomfortable, a little speechless, and was about to express his dissatisfaction when Yan Hui continued: "You are also very good in the bath, let me raise my hand, let me Close your eyes and close your eyes..."

Shi Zhou: "..."

The words didn't come out.

I can't talk anymore today.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-25?15:10:07~2021-07-26?17:32:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Mu Mu Nan? 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!