I picked up my daughter-in-law in the cemetery [Entertainment]

"We're out of toilet paper."

As soon as these words came out, the others all showed embarrassment.

What are the needs of human beings to maintain basic life?

Eat and drink.

Eating and drinking can barely be solved, but the latter two indecent words can't be solved.Celebrities no longer think of themselves as stars, but they must not think of themselves as individuals.

Who knows if picking a leaf randomly in this mountain will cause allergic poisoning, residual insect eggs, etc... and then I was admitted to the hospital because of this kind of thing... and then it was exposed by the marketing account...

It's too scary to think about it.

The captain coughed, and said maturely and steadily: "Then we need toilet paper. It should be enough to pack a backpack. The military rations that just finished eating can free up some space. There is really nothing to eat. We still have Xiaotang to pick mushrooms and wild vegetables."

Xiaolan: "I don't want to eat mushrooms anymore after I go back."

"Okay~ yes~ the supplies chosen by the 6-person team are toilet paper! A car will be delivered to you soon, cough cough..."

Xiaohuadan raised her hand: "I want to ask the show crew if we can take a bath?"

The crowd joined in unison.

The show that doesn't allow celebrities to take a bath is really too much. With so much exercise every day, normal people must take a bath. Everyone will hate themselves to death.

"The director team said that the river is very ~dry~clean~, and this place belongs to a nature reserve, no one will come, remember to turn off the camera when taking a bath."

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A few celebrities couldn't bear it anymore, and while cursing the program crew, they went to the river to take a bath in batches.

Tang Ling took her female idol and found a bunch of flexible plants such as cattail grass, and knotted the branches nimbly with her fingers, and quickly made a rough straw curtain.

"Okay, as long as you can use it." Tang Ling clapped her hands and said.

The female idol has been helping Tang Ling make straw curtains. Seeing how fast and flexible she weaves the straw curtains, she can't help but admire: "Tang Ling, your fingers are pretty."

"Really?" Tang Ling didn't care.

"Well, the fingers are long, flexible, and powerful."

Tang Ling listened for a while, and laughed silly, not knowing what she was thinking.

Another straw curtain was made, and it was threaded with longer branches and knotted on it. Xiaolan could climb trees, so he climbed up the tree and broke off a few thicker branches. Enter the water, and then hang the straw curtain.

After a busy afternoon, it is considered to be a simple bathroom.

Before it was dark, the 6-member team went to take a bath in batches.

"Who brought shampoo?"

"I have it! Travel size three-piece set!"

"By the way, let's wash the clothes here too. I only have two sets of clothes in total, and I have nothing to wear."

A few people were washing clothes, washing clothes, taking a shower, the girls yelled at the boys not to peek, and the boys said that not only do I not peek, but I can also help you wash your clothes, twittering.After two days of being trapped and exhausted, it is time to truly relax and accept this kind of life.

Nv Tsing Yi: "This is called having fun while suffering, it's rewarding after suffering!"

Several people washed themselves and their clothes. At this time, they didn't have any makeup on, and they gathered around the campfire with their hair loose, engaging in truth-telling group building activities.

Xiaohuadan: "How can there be sweetness, how can there be sweetness?"

Tang Ling: "I'll give you mushrooms, mushrooms are very sweet."

Xiaohuadan: "Reject!"

Female idol: "The program team is also pulling out their salaries from the bottom of the pot. If we hadn't been surrounded for seven days, we would definitely not be able to survive when we go back."

The captain nodded in agreement: "Human adaptability is really scary."

Nv Tsing Yi: "The main reason is that none of us are hypocritical people. There are indeed such hypocritical people. The water is not clean, the food has no salt, the walking is too tiring, we cry and play petty temper with the program group, and others have to worry about it." Go coax. I am really happy to meet you."

Xiaohuadan: "Maybe the program group wants this effect, and the variety show is the highlight! It's a pity that the lives of us are too rough."

The captain smacked his lips: "Oh, there should be wine at this time!"

Zizi la la——

"Hello! In order to encourage the 6-person team to successfully complete the two tasks, the program team will give you a box of beer! The car will be delivered soon, enjoy it~~"

Tang Ling: "Your ears are so sharp, you won't send some oil, salt and seasoning!!!"

The intercom is as quiet as a chicken.

When the 6 people were singing to wine in the wild, the official blog of "Survival in the Wild" quietly posted again.

Wilderness Survival Game V: "The trailer for the first episode of "Wilderness Survival Game" is here. The feature film will be screened at 20:00 tomorrow night, and Easter eggs will be dropped from time to time. Don't you want to see how the program crew tortured the 6-member team? 【Video link】”

"The action of this show is too fast. Yesterday the official announcement, today's preview, and tomorrow's feature film, don't the show need to be edited?"

The question of this highly praised netizen was answered when everyone clicked on the trailer video link.

The beginning of the chapter is a bumpy and swaying shot. The camera seems to be pinned on a person. She is walking forward in a little haste. The sound of hiking shoes stepping on dead leaves is in front of you. The gurgling water, the audience can still hear her slightly rapid breathing.

The screen suddenly went black, and there was only the sound of rapid breathing accompanied by the sound of birdsong and running water in the darkness.

Suddenly, six large characters in hot golden cursive script appeared on the screen: Wilderness Survival Game.

In this paragraph alone, some viewers couldn’t help but confess:

"It's Tang Ling! This breathing sound is definitely Tang Ling! Lingling's mother will never admit it wrong!"

"The fans are crazy, it's really sick to claim a breathing sound."

What follows is a quick quick cut, each of which is a main perspective shot.

The next shot is in the evening, and the faces of Tang Ling, female idol, and male idol Xiaolan are seen in the camera, as well as the female Qingyi who is squatting on the ground and does not want to talk.The owner of the lens—Xiao Huadan is shouting:

"Impossible! The program team can't behave like this! Let us do it all by ourselves!?"

The next shot is on Nu Qingyi, Xiao Huadan is crying, and Nu Qingyi reaches out and pats her on the back gently:

——"It's okay, just stick to it for a few days."

——"It's okay, sister, it's not that I can't endure hardship, I just miss home."

In the next shot, a man is breathing heavily and setting up a tent, Xiao Lan comes from a distance: "Brother, borrow a lighter, let's see if we can make a fire."

——"Is this water drinkable?" "Anyway, there is no other water. If you drink it dirty, you will not get sick."

——"How do you go to the toilet?" "Go farther away, I'll help you."

——"Xiaolan, you are so handsome! You deserve to be popular! You will remember in the future, you must accept the endorsement!"

——"I'm 40 kilometers on foot, why don't you let us drive an excavator!!"

A quick and intense dialogue scene ended in a flash, and the screen went black again. In the darkness, the actor said something:

"The program team is really not human."

It was followed by Tang Ling's recognizable sweet and bright voice.

"I want to curse, can I?"

"No."

"I beep———"

The video stops here.A line of words appeared on the black screen:

"At eight o'clock tomorrow night, xx video, your pain, my joy."

Once the teaser video was made public, it immediately sparked heated discussions. The low-level hot searches bought by the program group did not use the water army much, and they rushed to the top of the hot searches in one fell swoop.

"The program group is 6! The whole process was filmed by the star himself with a camera on his back?" 555 likes

"Isn't this just a live broadcast, this is the first outdoor live broadcast variety show! The show crew is so daring!" 444 likes

"I don't believe it. The show crew really dares to make the stars suffer? No one mentions it, but that Tang Ling looks like a vixen at first glance. She must be looking for a man to help her do things." 333 likes

"The show hasn't aired yet, so don't make trouble upstairs. If you're interested, why not watch the feature film tomorrow night." 333 likes

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All major forums immediately started discussions on "Survival Game". After all, the filming format is really novel, whether it is really cheating the stars, or a gimmick, many people are going to take a look for themselves.

"'Your pain, my joy.' The program group is too cheap, I like it, hahahaha."

"Did Tang Ling curse at someone in the end? This sister is now starting to let herself go?"

"You can't just sell an upright character, be careful of being backlashed!"

The melon-eaters' discussion was mixed with the fan-black war about Tangling, which pushed the traffic of "Wild Survival Game" to a climax.

The program team enjoyed seeing the disputes among the netizens, and they all stayed up all night with their eyes open to prepare for the video launch tomorrow.

In a beautiful manor villa, a young and beautiful woman threw the tablet on the sofa with a bad tone.

"Tsk, this Tang Ling is like a bedbug, haunting her forever."

"My sister has always been like this, like a dog's skin plaster, annoying."

The handsome man with gold-rimmed glasses smiled and said softly.

"It's just a cut of one of her bad movies. That bad screenwriter who is not clear-headed made a fuss not to let me act in it. He thought I would like to act in your bad movies. If it wasn't for Tang Ling not being pleasing to the eye, who cares."

The woman picked up the red wine glass on the table, took a sip, and relaxed her frown:

"But it doesn't matter. The entertainment industry is all about capital resources. She is just a small shrimp with no background. She dares to jump in front of my eyes. One day I will be unhappy. There are ten thousand ways to make her disappear."

"She can't compare to you." Tang Feng said, with tender love in his eyes.

Enjoying his love, Zhang Yun stretched out her two feet on his lap. Tang Feng's expression remained unchanged, and he massaged her swollen calves after wearing high heels for a long time.

"But Tang Ling still has to be careful, don't act rashly." Tang Feng said while pressing, "Tang Ling has a very close relationship with that Han family. My family was killed by Han Zhuo, and their health is still not fully recovered."

Zhang Yun snorted softly: "What kind of bullshit is the Han family? They're just low-spirited people. In my great-grandfather's time, everyone behaved with their tails between their legs."

"Her Tang Ling relies on the people of the Han family to support her, so I will deal with this Han Zhuo first."

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