I picked up my daughter-in-law in the cemetery [Entertainment]
Chapter 27 Variety Shows
The name of the variety show is "Wild Survival Game"
Tang Ling should have known earlier that the name was so straightforward, either it was a gimmick, or it was really not human.
Facts have proved that the program group is really not human.
There are a total of 6 permanent guests in the variety show, 2 men and 4 women.They are: a middle-aged male actor who is tepid, a male idol who is gaining momentum in the new generation, an acting girl Tsing Yi, Xiaohuadan who has acted in many dramas and is always short of breath, a handsome female idol, There is also a top-ranking social animal Tang Ling.
The 6 people lined up in a row, and were speechless by the show group's slapstick manipulation. When they realized it, they were really silent and crying.
Tang Ling remembered a sentence when signing the contract:
"The filming adopts a novel method and is dedicated to giving the audience a better experience."
That's it?Without a photographer, we all rely on our own cameras. Is this a better experience?
The program group can also save money, so how about I do the live broadcast myself?There can also be audiences who swipe a rocket yacht to encourage and encourage us.
"I don't believe it! There must be a photographer hiding by the side?" Xiao Huadan said.
Tang Ling took out an outdoor flashlight from the outside of the backpack, flicked out the light, and shone around twice.
"No." Tang Ling said, "It's true that there are only six of us."
A stronger complaint sounded, and Nv Qingyi had already thrown her backpack on the ground at this time, she didn't say a word, and she was very angry at first glance.
The sky was getting late, and the setting sun in the sky left only an orange color like a ribbon.
The actor stood up and clapped his hands: "Everyone listen to me, the most urgent thing now is to pitch the tent, we have to spend the night no matter what."
The male idol immediately said: "That's right, sisters solve the housing problem first, and then think about the next step!"
A few people were still not very happy, but they also knew that this was recording a program, and they should behave more to attract fans, so they all got to work.
Tents are brought by everyone.
The female idol stood up at this time and said: "I have been outdoors before, we'd better camp not far from the water source. Let's go to the river beach."
A few people carried backpacks and walked about two kilometers to a wide river beach.
So I stopped here, counted the equipment, and tidied up the tent. The female idol suggested:
"After all, it's still a barren mountain. It's better for two people to live in a tent. Some sisters may not dare to sleep alone."
"Yes, yes, I don't want to sleep alone!" Xiao Huadan immediately raised her hand in agreement.
The actor thought for a while: "Then the girls will team up in two groups. Xiaolan and I will share a tent, and we will take turns on duty at night to prevent any animals in this mountain."
Everyone agreed.
Seeing that Tang Ling just stood there without speaking, the female idol asked, "What are you doing in a daze, are you scared?"
"Ah?" Tang Ling shook her head, "No."
The female idol smiled: "You can live with me, I still seem to feel quite safe."
Tang Ling agreed.
So the team is done.The two boys helped the girls to pitch the tent first, and then pitched their own.When the last ray of sun shyly escaped from the sky, three tents were neatly pitched by the river.
Tang Ling rummaged through her backpack, found an outdoor lamp, and put it on the ground because there was no place to hang it.
"Wow Tang Ling, you have everything in your bag!" Xiao Huadan said.
"Because I'm Doraemon~" Tang Ling joked.
In fact, it's not Doraemon, she just didn't bring food to free up a lot of space-she really didn't expect that the program team didn't even give food.
Because it was too late, everyone discussed to take out all the food for dinner first, and discuss tomorrow's food tomorrow.
Male idol Xiaolan made a big contribution this time: his backpack is full of the self-heating hot pot he endorsed.
Everyone said one after another that if the father of the funder brings a truckload of food tomorrow, he will be the real father.
The female stars also don't care about losing weight. After all, the environment is harsh, and it's not certain whether they can eat tomorrow, so let's eat first.
After eating and washing, the girls went into the tent to sleep, and the boys picked up some dry firewood around them, and lit a small fire to keep watch at night.
Tang Ling, who got into the tent, held her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message.
Tang Ling: I went into the tent, it's still quite cold at night, and I feel sorry for the two men outside.
Sister: Don't feel sorry for others.What should I do if it's cold? Can I fall asleep?
Tang Ling: It shouldn't matter, the two of us sleep together and it will be warmer.
Sister: Who do you live with?
Tang Ling: xxx, do you know her?
Sister: I don't know.
Tang Ling: Oh.
Sister: Are you familiar?
Tang Ling: I'm not familiar with you, it's the first time I met you today.
Sister: Send me the location, I'll see where it is, I'm more at ease.
On Tang Ling's side, she pressed her phone to send the location, and the female idol opened the curtain of the tent and came in.
Seeing Tang Ling bit her lip and sent a message with sparkling eyes, she asked:
"What about texting your boyfriend?"
After Tang Ling sent out, she said, "No, family members."
The female idol smiled deeper, took off the quick-drying clothes with her back turned, and got into the sleeping bag.
"I'm used to sleeping naked, you don't mind?"
"It doesn't matter, our sleeping bags are separate anyway." Tang Ling replied seriously.
The female idol looked at her sideways and said, "I just found out today that Tang Ling, such a popular star, is so cute in private."
"Huh?" Tang Ling was a little confused: "Cute?"
She doesn't think she has anything to do with this word, she always thinks she is a goblin, she is smart anyway, the word cute doesn't sound very smart, Tang Ling doesn't like it very much.
The female idol smiled: "Yes, it's like this, especially cute."
Tang Ling thought, when I have a chance to ask my sister, I am not cute.
My sister will probably squint at me for a while and then ignore me and walk away.
Tang Ling smiled subconsciously for a while, and said, "I'm going to sleep."
"Good night, cutie." said the female idol.
……
Here, Tang Ling seized every opportunity to catch up on sleep, and was mentally prepared for the strange moth that would come tomorrow.
N kilometers away, the capital is still brightly lit.
Lin Lin works overtime in her exclusive office of Heming Company.
She is 38 years old, celibate, and loves life. Her usual life rhythm is fast and orderly, and this moment is the time when she must be fast.
There was a knock on the office door.
"Come in." Lin Lin didn't lift her head.
Han Zhuo pushed open the door: "Our manager has really worked hard, do you want to reward you?"
Lin Lin raised her head and took a look. Today, her boss is wearing a sports suit with a high ponytail. He is youthful and majestic. He is carrying a long box on his back. After a long time, Lin Lin knows that there is a knife in it.
Tsk tut twice: "Boss, do you know that if you go to les bar like this, you will be directly besieged?"
Han Zhuo went to fetch water from the water dispenser and said, "Whoever dares to besiege me will beat them until they can't get up."
Tsk tsk tsk, Bai has grown a pair of good skin, and he doesn't understand how romantic he is, no wonder Xiaotangling is exhausted every day.
"Why is the boss free today?"
Han Zhuo took a sip of water: "Let's see how your script is looking."
Lin Lin held her chin with a smile when she heard this:
"Why, Tang Ling is not here, so you came to urge me?"
"I'm the boss. If you don't do anything else, for your salary and dividends, you have to care about the progress."
Lin Lin smiled and did not expose her.
"There is one that is [-]% sure. Tell the boss first." Lin Lin found a copy from the messy documents on the table: ""Return to Tang Dynasty", the new work of director Meng Zhang, the annual commercial blockbuster, is expected to It's scheduled for the Spring Festival, female second."
Director Meng Zhang is currently ranked among the top five directors in China, and has won numerous awards. Currently, he directs mostly commercial films, usually every two years.In his movies, even if it is just an unimportant supporting role, he will be beaten by traffic stars.Don't even think about starring roles, they are usually played by famous actors or acting schools that are ranked in the country.
After all, with the current market conditions, the word "Meng Zhang" is worth [-] million at the box office.
Han Zhuo was surprised and a little excited: "This is really big cake."
"So boss, you can do what you want. I still need to work hard to help Tang Ling finally get this audition opportunity for your little employee. I can't rest assured that I have to swallow the big cake in my mouth."
Han Zhuo nodded: "You have worked hard, this wave is over, and I will give you a raise."
Lin Lin waved her hand, refusing the boss to make cakes for her.
Han Zhuo left the office, stood at the elevator entrance, and waited for the elevator. He unconsciously turned on his mobile phone and clicked into WeChat. The location of Tang Lingfa lay quietly in the dialog box.
The next day.
The female star who got up early and washed up, even in the wild, still put on makeup for half an hour in the tent before going out.
When I went outside to see, only the actor was lighting the fire.
Female Tsing Yi slept all night, probably because she felt that it was useless to be angry, it was better to accept the reality.After the mentality is balanced, I have the leisure to care about other people: "Why are you making the fire yourself, Xiaolan?"
"He went to put on makeup." The actor said helplessly.
Actresses: ...
There is nothing wrong, male idol.
Once the fire was lit, another difficulty occurred: without a pot, it was impossible to eat a small self-heating hot pot all at once.
At this time, the walkie-talkie who had been pretending to be dead all night suddenly buzzed:
"Welcome to the wild, everyone!"
Oh, this familiar male voice on the radio.
"The "Wild Survival Game" officially starts today. In the next seven days, you have to complete the various levels set by the program team. Once you complete the task, you will have the right to choose supplies. The program team will send a car to deliver the supplies Send it to your side; if the mission fails, there will be no supplies, and the survival needs are all up to you to solve."
Tang Ling finally couldn't help it: "I want to curse, can I?"
The male voice in the broadcasting voice was silent for a while: "The entire program is videotaped, and the last two episodes are broadcast live. If you curse, they won't be edited."
……
"The first mission will be announced below." The male voice suddenly excited: "Walk 40 kilometers!"
"The 6-person team needs to walk to the next stop 40 kilometers away. The road map has been sent to the mobile phone issued by the program team. When it is completed, you can apply for supplies from the program team~"
"Oh, by the way, the program team will send cars every 4 hours to give you mobile power banks and replace the batteries for the action cameras. Don't worry about this!"
Tang Ling finally got angry: "You old man, what are you!! Talk to me!!"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Program group broadcast male voice: 嘤嘤嘤
(The title of the three words is too difficult for me to think)
Tang Ling should have known earlier that the name was so straightforward, either it was a gimmick, or it was really not human.
Facts have proved that the program group is really not human.
There are a total of 6 permanent guests in the variety show, 2 men and 4 women.They are: a middle-aged male actor who is tepid, a male idol who is gaining momentum in the new generation, an acting girl Tsing Yi, Xiaohuadan who has acted in many dramas and is always short of breath, a handsome female idol, There is also a top-ranking social animal Tang Ling.
The 6 people lined up in a row, and were speechless by the show group's slapstick manipulation. When they realized it, they were really silent and crying.
Tang Ling remembered a sentence when signing the contract:
"The filming adopts a novel method and is dedicated to giving the audience a better experience."
That's it?Without a photographer, we all rely on our own cameras. Is this a better experience?
The program group can also save money, so how about I do the live broadcast myself?There can also be audiences who swipe a rocket yacht to encourage and encourage us.
"I don't believe it! There must be a photographer hiding by the side?" Xiao Huadan said.
Tang Ling took out an outdoor flashlight from the outside of the backpack, flicked out the light, and shone around twice.
"No." Tang Ling said, "It's true that there are only six of us."
A stronger complaint sounded, and Nv Qingyi had already thrown her backpack on the ground at this time, she didn't say a word, and she was very angry at first glance.
The sky was getting late, and the setting sun in the sky left only an orange color like a ribbon.
The actor stood up and clapped his hands: "Everyone listen to me, the most urgent thing now is to pitch the tent, we have to spend the night no matter what."
The male idol immediately said: "That's right, sisters solve the housing problem first, and then think about the next step!"
A few people were still not very happy, but they also knew that this was recording a program, and they should behave more to attract fans, so they all got to work.
Tents are brought by everyone.
The female idol stood up at this time and said: "I have been outdoors before, we'd better camp not far from the water source. Let's go to the river beach."
A few people carried backpacks and walked about two kilometers to a wide river beach.
So I stopped here, counted the equipment, and tidied up the tent. The female idol suggested:
"After all, it's still a barren mountain. It's better for two people to live in a tent. Some sisters may not dare to sleep alone."
"Yes, yes, I don't want to sleep alone!" Xiao Huadan immediately raised her hand in agreement.
The actor thought for a while: "Then the girls will team up in two groups. Xiaolan and I will share a tent, and we will take turns on duty at night to prevent any animals in this mountain."
Everyone agreed.
Seeing that Tang Ling just stood there without speaking, the female idol asked, "What are you doing in a daze, are you scared?"
"Ah?" Tang Ling shook her head, "No."
The female idol smiled: "You can live with me, I still seem to feel quite safe."
Tang Ling agreed.
So the team is done.The two boys helped the girls to pitch the tent first, and then pitched their own.When the last ray of sun shyly escaped from the sky, three tents were neatly pitched by the river.
Tang Ling rummaged through her backpack, found an outdoor lamp, and put it on the ground because there was no place to hang it.
"Wow Tang Ling, you have everything in your bag!" Xiao Huadan said.
"Because I'm Doraemon~" Tang Ling joked.
In fact, it's not Doraemon, she just didn't bring food to free up a lot of space-she really didn't expect that the program team didn't even give food.
Because it was too late, everyone discussed to take out all the food for dinner first, and discuss tomorrow's food tomorrow.
Male idol Xiaolan made a big contribution this time: his backpack is full of the self-heating hot pot he endorsed.
Everyone said one after another that if the father of the funder brings a truckload of food tomorrow, he will be the real father.
The female stars also don't care about losing weight. After all, the environment is harsh, and it's not certain whether they can eat tomorrow, so let's eat first.
After eating and washing, the girls went into the tent to sleep, and the boys picked up some dry firewood around them, and lit a small fire to keep watch at night.
Tang Ling, who got into the tent, held her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message.
Tang Ling: I went into the tent, it's still quite cold at night, and I feel sorry for the two men outside.
Sister: Don't feel sorry for others.What should I do if it's cold? Can I fall asleep?
Tang Ling: It shouldn't matter, the two of us sleep together and it will be warmer.
Sister: Who do you live with?
Tang Ling: xxx, do you know her?
Sister: I don't know.
Tang Ling: Oh.
Sister: Are you familiar?
Tang Ling: I'm not familiar with you, it's the first time I met you today.
Sister: Send me the location, I'll see where it is, I'm more at ease.
On Tang Ling's side, she pressed her phone to send the location, and the female idol opened the curtain of the tent and came in.
Seeing Tang Ling bit her lip and sent a message with sparkling eyes, she asked:
"What about texting your boyfriend?"
After Tang Ling sent out, she said, "No, family members."
The female idol smiled deeper, took off the quick-drying clothes with her back turned, and got into the sleeping bag.
"I'm used to sleeping naked, you don't mind?"
"It doesn't matter, our sleeping bags are separate anyway." Tang Ling replied seriously.
The female idol looked at her sideways and said, "I just found out today that Tang Ling, such a popular star, is so cute in private."
"Huh?" Tang Ling was a little confused: "Cute?"
She doesn't think she has anything to do with this word, she always thinks she is a goblin, she is smart anyway, the word cute doesn't sound very smart, Tang Ling doesn't like it very much.
The female idol smiled: "Yes, it's like this, especially cute."
Tang Ling thought, when I have a chance to ask my sister, I am not cute.
My sister will probably squint at me for a while and then ignore me and walk away.
Tang Ling smiled subconsciously for a while, and said, "I'm going to sleep."
"Good night, cutie." said the female idol.
……
Here, Tang Ling seized every opportunity to catch up on sleep, and was mentally prepared for the strange moth that would come tomorrow.
N kilometers away, the capital is still brightly lit.
Lin Lin works overtime in her exclusive office of Heming Company.
She is 38 years old, celibate, and loves life. Her usual life rhythm is fast and orderly, and this moment is the time when she must be fast.
There was a knock on the office door.
"Come in." Lin Lin didn't lift her head.
Han Zhuo pushed open the door: "Our manager has really worked hard, do you want to reward you?"
Lin Lin raised her head and took a look. Today, her boss is wearing a sports suit with a high ponytail. He is youthful and majestic. He is carrying a long box on his back. After a long time, Lin Lin knows that there is a knife in it.
Tsk tut twice: "Boss, do you know that if you go to les bar like this, you will be directly besieged?"
Han Zhuo went to fetch water from the water dispenser and said, "Whoever dares to besiege me will beat them until they can't get up."
Tsk tsk tsk, Bai has grown a pair of good skin, and he doesn't understand how romantic he is, no wonder Xiaotangling is exhausted every day.
"Why is the boss free today?"
Han Zhuo took a sip of water: "Let's see how your script is looking."
Lin Lin held her chin with a smile when she heard this:
"Why, Tang Ling is not here, so you came to urge me?"
"I'm the boss. If you don't do anything else, for your salary and dividends, you have to care about the progress."
Lin Lin smiled and did not expose her.
"There is one that is [-]% sure. Tell the boss first." Lin Lin found a copy from the messy documents on the table: ""Return to Tang Dynasty", the new work of director Meng Zhang, the annual commercial blockbuster, is expected to It's scheduled for the Spring Festival, female second."
Director Meng Zhang is currently ranked among the top five directors in China, and has won numerous awards. Currently, he directs mostly commercial films, usually every two years.In his movies, even if it is just an unimportant supporting role, he will be beaten by traffic stars.Don't even think about starring roles, they are usually played by famous actors or acting schools that are ranked in the country.
After all, with the current market conditions, the word "Meng Zhang" is worth [-] million at the box office.
Han Zhuo was surprised and a little excited: "This is really big cake."
"So boss, you can do what you want. I still need to work hard to help Tang Ling finally get this audition opportunity for your little employee. I can't rest assured that I have to swallow the big cake in my mouth."
Han Zhuo nodded: "You have worked hard, this wave is over, and I will give you a raise."
Lin Lin waved her hand, refusing the boss to make cakes for her.
Han Zhuo left the office, stood at the elevator entrance, and waited for the elevator. He unconsciously turned on his mobile phone and clicked into WeChat. The location of Tang Lingfa lay quietly in the dialog box.
The next day.
The female star who got up early and washed up, even in the wild, still put on makeup for half an hour in the tent before going out.
When I went outside to see, only the actor was lighting the fire.
Female Tsing Yi slept all night, probably because she felt that it was useless to be angry, it was better to accept the reality.After the mentality is balanced, I have the leisure to care about other people: "Why are you making the fire yourself, Xiaolan?"
"He went to put on makeup." The actor said helplessly.
Actresses: ...
There is nothing wrong, male idol.
Once the fire was lit, another difficulty occurred: without a pot, it was impossible to eat a small self-heating hot pot all at once.
At this time, the walkie-talkie who had been pretending to be dead all night suddenly buzzed:
"Welcome to the wild, everyone!"
Oh, this familiar male voice on the radio.
"The "Wild Survival Game" officially starts today. In the next seven days, you have to complete the various levels set by the program team. Once you complete the task, you will have the right to choose supplies. The program team will send a car to deliver the supplies Send it to your side; if the mission fails, there will be no supplies, and the survival needs are all up to you to solve."
Tang Ling finally couldn't help it: "I want to curse, can I?"
The male voice in the broadcasting voice was silent for a while: "The entire program is videotaped, and the last two episodes are broadcast live. If you curse, they won't be edited."
……
"The first mission will be announced below." The male voice suddenly excited: "Walk 40 kilometers!"
"The 6-person team needs to walk to the next stop 40 kilometers away. The road map has been sent to the mobile phone issued by the program team. When it is completed, you can apply for supplies from the program team~"
"Oh, by the way, the program team will send cars every 4 hours to give you mobile power banks and replace the batteries for the action cameras. Don't worry about this!"
Tang Ling finally got angry: "You old man, what are you!! Talk to me!!"
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Program group broadcast male voice: 嘤嘤嘤
(The title of the three words is too difficult for me to think)
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