I picked up my daughter-in-law in the cemetery [Entertainment]

The old man Xu is in a normal mood recently, not because of anything else, but because he has a grandson-in-law who clings to his granddaughter every day, like a big golden retriever, but the granddaughter is willing to do so. Very upset.

The most exaggerated thing is that my little baby Pidao doesn't kiss me anymore, and he crawls all over the floor looking for that golden retriever every day, Xu old man thought, you don't care if they get along with you or not.

That golden retriever looks like a dog, after a little tidying up, it is only second to his granddaughter, but it is extremely thin, and the old man Xu is not pleasing to the eye, so let the little daughter-in-law who cooks make up her body, or else Let outsiders see it, and think his granddaughter is that vixen who sucks people's yang energy.

A month passed like this, and one day, some of their old men were going to have a meeting.

"We old ones are nothing interesting, let's take all the juniors with us." Old Yuan Tou from the west said so.

The old man Xu hung up the phone and began to roll his eyes. These shameless old guys, the martial arts competitions of their apprentices have never been compared to their own. I don’t know when the gathering started. , and the one who introduced the marriage on the spot left old man Xu aside, so angry that he stared blankly.

Old man Xu thought about it, and pointed to the big golden retriever who was immersed in peeling shrimp: "There will be a party in a few days, you can go with me."

Han Zhuo: "Huh?"

"Ah what?" Old man Xu stared.

"Oh, yes." Han Zhuo wrote it down, put the Dajiwei shrimp in the bowl of the person next to him, and watched her eat it with a smile.

At night, Han Zhuo was having fun in the room with the child in his arms. Tang Ling took a bath, dried her hair, and hugged the child: "Go take a bath."

After Han Zhuo came out of the shower, he saw his girlfriend was breastfeeding the child.

Xiao Wang'er has already had small white teeth, and it is inevitable that he will bite when breastfeeding. Tang Ling often suffers from pain, but endures it silently. Every time Han Zhuo sees it, his heart aches. Go straight and pick up the baby, regardless of whether she is full or not.

"It's almost done. Let the rest eat milk powder. It's just you. The child is one year old and needs to be breastfed."

Just as the little baby was about to grin and cry, he was coaxed into losing his temper in some unknown way by his other mother. He smashed his mouth and was carried down by his aunt to eat some milk powder to comfort his hungry stomach.

"Breast milk is good for a child. It happens that there is still a lot of it every day. It would be a waste if you don't give it to her." Tang Ling pulled up her clothes and hid the beautiful scenery tightly. Han Zhuo turned off the lights and went to bed without saying a word. Picking up the waist of the person next to her, she separated the clothes she had just arranged:

"I'll see if it's broken."

Tang Ling: "...your excuses are really different every day."

After a long time, the child's two mothers can finally go to sleep, but one is still very tired and the other is full of energy.

"Does your family...do you need to bring a dowry?" Han Zhuo asked while biting the back of Tang Ling's neck.

Tang Ling was confused, and let her move around behind: "Don't worry, my grandfather has money."

Han Zhuo was thoughtful.

The next day, for a gathering of some old men, the ultimate house girl Tang Ling took her girlfriend shopping.

"The house is full of my clothes, and you always wear my size and it doesn't fit you." Tang Ling held her with one hand: "Today you look good, let's buy them all."

Han Zhuo smiled: "Thank you, mother."

When Tang Ling heard this title for the first time, she froze for a moment.

"If you don't like it, I won't bark." Han Zhuo hurriedly said.

Shaking her head, Tang Ling hugged her arm instead: "I like it very much."

In a large shopping mall, a pair of beautiful people came together. Although wearing a mask, you can't see your face clearly, but you have a good figure and temperament, and the two pairs of eyes exposed are attractive enough.

In a certain high-end store, the taller beauties are like clothes hangers, trying on everything looks good, the other beauty doesn't try, just looks at her with a smile, and buys everything that has been tried or not.

The clerk smiled happily when the big order came, and was poked and poked by the new clerk next to him: "Sister, are they a couple?"

"Just look at it."

"Wow, I'm so envious, the two of them are so sweet."

The beauty who was always sitting and watching was fixing another woman's collar at this time. The tall man tilted his head slightly and lightly pecked the beauty's face.

"Sister, do you think that person looks like Tang Ling?"

……

After trying the fourth store and leaving under the excited and enthusiastic eyes of the clerks and customers, Tang Ling pressed her collarbone with her finger: "Wear a skirt to attract men, and wear a suit to attract women. Why are you so worried?"

Han Zhuo: ...Why are you talking about me, obviously those people see you more.

But she still knows who has the final say in the family, so she can only smile and put her arms around her waist: "I was wrong, or I wouldn't wear it."

Tang Ling: ...

Han Zhuo: "Baby, tell me, who am I recruiting if I don't wear it?"

Tang Ling pinched her ears: "You recruit a child, and you rape me to have another one."

Han Zhuo: ... She was careless.

Speaking of children, Han Zhuo didn't really want them before, but Wang'er is a precious gift from heaven to them. Han, who said she didn't want her, a walking baby-carrying machine. Zhuo, couldn't escape the law of true fragrance. .During this time at home, Tang Ling ate, slept, and ate every day. Except for breastfeeding, she needed to do it herself. I was looking for my mother, and I was looking for Han Zhuo at other times.

But even so, one night, when Tang Ling was lazily lying in Han Zhuo's arms after eating enough, she casually mentioned that Wang'er was pestering you every day, should she give birth to a younger sister for the two of them to play with? Strong objection from a mother.

From then on, Tang Ling used her child to threaten Han Zhuo with no success.

The bodyguard followed behind with a dozen pockets, and the two of them wandered around to a shop that sold couples' clothes.With the legalization of same-sex marriage, the couple's clothing in this store is not limited to male and female couples, but also same-sex couples' clothing with complementary designs. Because of the favorable policy, it has grown into a popular online celebrity brand all over the country.There are many customers in the store, most of them are same-sex couples.

Han Zhuo stared wide-eyed and pulled Tang Ling to look at the clothes. When he looked up, he saw an old acquaintance.

Ai Qing threw the clothes in her hand on the ground, her eyes turned red instantly, she came up and attacked Tang Ling with her pink fist, and Han Zhuo completely blocked the knock, and all her pink fists landed on Han Zhuo.

"Lin Lin is right, you two bitches!!" Ai Qing yelled in a crying voice.

Coffee shop in the mall.

The three of them sat looking at each other without saying a word, Tang Ling went to grab Ai Qing's hand with guilt on her face, but Ai Qing threw it away angrily.

"Do you not want our group anymore?" Ai Qing asked.

This question made Tang Ling speechless.When she lost her memory, she didn't remember anything, and when she remembered everything, she would hurry up every day with her wife and children on the bed, so there was no time to think about the past.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to come back, do you know that every one of us is worried about what's going on with you, even if you give us a letter to reassure us! Heming Media is listed, and not even a single actor has signed. Lin Lin said that Heming was established for you in the first place, and it still exists for you now. She is exhausted every day, so you two are better off..."

Ai Qing chattered endlessly with red eyes, and was interrupted by the visitor.

Lin Lin rushed here, her hair was messed up because she was walking too fast, she patted Ai Qing on the shoulder, Ai Qing couldn't continue speaking immediately, she picked up the cup and turned her face aside to drink water, sat inside and gave up her seat To Lin Lin.

Tang Ling and Han Zhuo sat upright, as obedient as two elementary school students.

Lin Lin looked at the two people in front of her, took a deep breath and let it out heavily, and threw the car keys on the table with a "pop" sound.

"Dog Girl" was shocked all over.

Lin Lin rummaged through her bag for a while, and then threw out a car key.

For the next 2 minutes, Lin Lin kept throwing keys out, including store keys, car keys, company safe keys...

Finally threw the keys all over the small table, and said the first sentence after coming in with a blank face:

"When you found me, I had nothing. Today you give me a reason. If you can't convince me, I will return it to you and I will leave."

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At night, the old man Xu hugged the crying baby Liao, fidgeting: "Did the two of them say when they will be back?"

The housekeeper: "The bodyguard just called and said that he met an acquaintance to catch up on the old days, and he might not be back tonight."

The little doll cried out loudly.

"Oh, baby, don't cry, the mothers will be back tomorrow."

The little baby didn't listen or listen, in short, he was very unhappy.

The old man Xu was so worried that he saw that the child could not stop crying, and ordered: "Prepare the car, I will take the child there."

Subordinate: ...There is no one left.

One day, in a private room of a grocery store, wine bottles, beer, sake, and red wine were strewn all over the floor. Eating the Japanese food raw gave the feeling of a barbecue stall.

The four talked about everything after drinking, stumbling around, only Lin Lin still sat upright, frowning: "So you are clearly awake, but you don't think about how to arrange your life next?"

Tang Ling lay on Han Zhuo's shoulder and nodded: "I'm sorry, Sister Lin."

"So you have nothing, and now you are a door-to-door son-in-law?"

Han Zhuo nodded: "I'm sorry, Sister Lin."

"Sister Nima!!" Lin Lin raised the sake bottle and threw it at Han Zhuo. Han Zhuo shrank his head, and the bottle hit the opposite wall.

At this moment, the door of the private room was pulled open.

The bodyguard stood aside respectfully, and the fairy-like old man Xu frowned and walked in with the child in his arms.

"My child wants to see you." Old man Xu said, looking at the mess of the place: "Look at what you guys look like!"

The author has something to say: Mr. Han: Take care of your family and lead a happy life

Fanwai will explain some of the follow-up events, and also want to write a short story about Han Zhuo, the successor of parallel space-time mystic arts, and Xu Ling, the daughter of Xu Jiabao.In short, it is not sweet and does not cost money! !