three thousand darlings

"Qianqian, help me wipe my back." Gu Chongchong called out the door while sitting in the bathtub.

"..."

"Qianqian...Qianqian..."

"..."

"Qianqian, Qianqian, Ling Qingqian, come and wipe my back." Gu Chongchong called his name boredly, dragging out the last two words "wipe my back..."

boom--

With a cold face, Ling Qingqian slapped the door open, "Enough, Gu Chongchong, you repeater, you." With heavy steps, her feet slipped, and she fell into the bathtub, "gudong gudong" drank several times Mouth the bath water, attracting Gu Chongchong's ridicule.

"O(∩_∩)O haha~, Qianqian is the idiot."

"Bah, bah, bah..." Ling Qing lay on the edge with a dark face, spitting out the bath water that had been poured in.

"Idiot Qianqian, Qianqian stupid... um... um..." Gu Chongchong was suddenly pushed into the water by Ling Qingqian, struggling desperately.

Ling Qingqian let go, and said expressionlessly, "You drink too." But he sprayed water on his face.

Gu Chongchong coughed fiercely, and wiped his face, "Stingy." Only then did he notice that his clothes were tightly attached to him like a second layer of skin, outlining perfect lines, unnatural Looking away, he remembered the video Yang Xi had shown him, and felt strange.

"Where are you going?" Ling Qingqian took off her clothes naturally.

It's so embarrassing, Gu Chongchong got up and was about to avoid it. Hearing his question, his eyes flickered, "I... I've finished washing, you can wash slowly."

"Aren't you rubbing your back?"

"Cough... stop rubbing."

Ling Qingqian looked at his back with some confusion, but quickly forgot about this episode.

Gu Chongchong squatted in front of the computer, bit his fingertips, entered the word nannan on Baidu, and quickly jumped out a bunch of relevant data, clicked to open a window, nannan means BL (BOY'SLOV), BL can Think of it as another way of saying gay.gay! ! !Gu Chongchong was stunned by this word, homosexuality == hot ass.

Ling Qingqian came in wiping her hair, glanced at the screen, then looked away indifferently, and sat next to Gu Chongchong to do her homework.

Glumly, he got into the quilt. The news that Yang Xi was gay made him feel very entangled. Wrapped in the quilt, he rolled around on the bed, rolled to Ling Qingqian's side, and poked his waist with his hand.

Ling Qingqian looked down at him, and said impatiently, "What are you doing?"

"Qianqian." Gu Chongchong rested his head on his shoulder, "If you have a friend who is gay, what would you do?" He always felt very awkward.

"What to do or what to do?"

"Didn't you say anything at all?" The dissatisfied accusation.

"It's his person I'm dating, not his gender. Besides, it doesn't matter to me whether he likes a man or a woman." Ling Qingqian pushed his head away and said flatly.

Gu Chongchong fell on his back on the bed, suddenly realized.He pays people, not sex.After untying the knot in my heart, drowsiness soon surged up, and after a while, I fell asleep.

After Ling Qingqian finished her homework, she saw Gu Chongchong occupying the whole bed, shaking her head, moved him to the side, pulled the quilt, shook it, covered the whole bed, and lifted the quilt corner, Lie in, turn off the lights, and sleep.

Gu Chongchong was awakened with a start, his whole body broke out in a cold sweat, and he unconsciously touched the quilt with his hand, his face darkened immediately.Oo, how could this happen.Turning over and getting out of bed, I found a bottle of toilet water, opened the lid and sprinkled it in the room, and didn't stop until the room was filled with the smell of toilet water.

Ling Qingqian was awakened by a strong smell that was almost suffocating. She reached out and turned on the light, "Grass, what smell?" She ran down quickly, opened the window, took a deep breath, and felt that she was still alive. . "what have you done?"

Gu Chongchong looked innocent, "I didn't do anything."

"Where does this smell come from?" Ling Qingqian didn't believe it at all, there was no one here except him.

"Color dew."

"Color water? How much did you sprinkle?"

"A whole bottle."

"..." Ling lightly frowned, "What are you covering up?"

Gu Chongchong looked away guiltily, and changed the subject clumsily, "Qianqian, I'm hungry."

Ling Qingqian took a deep look at him and went to cook for him.If you can't stay in the room, it's better to follow his wishes, otherwise, he will make endless troubles.

Seeing him leave, Gu Chongchong jumped up, tore off the quilt cover, and quickly destroyed the evidence.I searched around the room, and found a brand new pair of extremely childish underwear at the bottom of the cabinet. Gu Chongchong was so afraid that Ling Qingqian would return suddenly, so she changed it without hesitation.

He sneaked into the bathroom, threw everything into the washing machine, and pressed the switch.Slightly relieved, he turned and entered the living room.

Ling Qingqian was coming out with a bowl of fried rice, she was stunned, didn't he keep that pair of underwear under the cabinet all the time?How did he get it out?The pants were bought for him by that man, what a joke.

"Qianqian, you are so virtuous." Gu Chongchong moved the plate in front of him, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat in big mouthfuls.It smells so good and tastes so good.

"..."

The next day, Gu Chongchong bought a business magazine and a pack of birthday candles at the canteen.

Tear off the magazine page with Han Qilu's portrait, and find the photo of Gu Yiming on the phone, put the two things together, put three candles under it, and light them one by one.With clasped hands and a pious expression on his face, he blew out the candle.

Thinking of what he did last night, he felt ashamed. He dreamed of Gu Yiming, who was not considered Han Qilu, and ran out to join in the fun. The most unacceptable thing was that he had a wet dream. I'll go... All of them are girls with big waves, why is he two washboards, one who wants to have breasts but no breasts, butt and no butt, or the one with handles on the bottom, an out-and-out big man, is it the aftermath of yesterday? QQ

What he likes is a soft girl like the end of the season, not a washboard.Silently complained in my heart, the washboard is the most annoying thing.

Gu Chongchong stuffed the torn page into the magazine and threw it into the trash can.

The phone rang, and Gu Chongchong wondered, who was so kind to help him recharge the phone bill. "Hello."

"Chong Chong, damn it, you don't even charge your mobile phone when it's in arrears." Yang Xi complained.

"I forgot." Gu Chongchong said slowly.

"..."==|||"You didn't go home, did you?"

There are wolves, tigers and leopards at home, how dare he go back. "No."

"Great, I'm here at RT-Mart on XXX Road, come and pick me up."

"What happened to you?"

"Grass, don't ask, come quickly." It's hard to say.

Gu Chongchong looked at the hung up phone, what are you doing in such a hurry.

Yang Xi was standing by the side of the road with a peaked cap on his head and a mask hanging from his ears covering most of his face, only two dark eyes were exposed.The whole person was covered tightly, and even his hands were covered with gloves, like a seriously ill patient, leaning against the wall weakly, holding the mobile phone in his hand.Thinking impatiently, if he hasn't come yet, he will slap him to death with the brick in his hand.

"Fuck, Yang Xi, what are you doing?" When Gu Chongchong saw him, his eyes widened. What's wrong with him, terminally ill?No way.Hurry up and do two steps in three steps, and help him into the taxi.

"Don't mention it, it's hard to say." Yang Xi panted, supported his waist, and carefully moved his butt up.

Gu Chongchong looked at him as if he had thought of something, his face turned pale with fright, and he screamed, "You have it." The driver turned his head.

"There's peat, I'm a man." Yang Xi was furious, he was a firm and pure man, no one was allowed to doubt his gender.

"Hmm..." He frowned and thought hard, "Could it be hemorrhoids."

"You are the only one who has hemorrhoids, and your whole family has hemorrhoids." Yang Xi cursed viciously, if he got hemorrhoids, there would be no healthy man in the world.

"Hey... what's wrong with you, you've taken gunpowder." Gu Chongchong looked at the uncharacteristic Yang Xi and advised him in a good voice, "Don't be afraid. This is a disease that needs to be cured."

Yang Xi's face was full of cattle, and she was speechless.It was Yang Guowen who suffered a thousand knives, making him dumb and unable to tell. MD, sooner or later he will get this debt back.He has always been the one above, when has he suffered such a loss.Anger and unwillingness distorted his face like a ghost.Yang Guowen, you wait for me, your chrysanthemum is about to be ordered.make a fist! ! !

Gu Chongchong looked at the man who was burning with fighting spirit strangely, and couldn't figure it out.

When Yang Guowen found himself alone in the room, he was stunned for a while.Yang Xi, let's see where you can go.In this world, besides Haohao, you and I have the closest blood relationship. You are the only child I raised, so besides me, who else can you rely on.His eyes fell on the place where bright red fireworks bloomed on the bed, and his fingertips gently slid across.Sighing softly, "Xiaoxi, how long can you escape."

Back then, he and Yang Xi met by accident.His Royal Highness in gorgeous clothes and a skinny little beggar in ragged clothes met in the water.Every time Yang Xi thinks about this incident, she can't help but whip herself, telling you to be a hero, and even diving into the water to save him, but forgetting whether she can swim or not, and almost drowning in the river.Instead, he was rescued by the people who fell into the water, and the hero turned into a bear, still a wandering stinky bear.

Yang Guowen didn't know that there were such well-meaning idiots in this world who would give up their lives just because they didn't know people.Curiously, he kept him by his side to raise him, but he didn't expect him to be his half-brother. His younger brother can't use such a stupid reason to occupy him all day long. It's a beautiful name, as an elder brother, he should care about his younger brother. , Set an example for my younger brother.His father was moved to tears, and he praised his son for his filial piety, but he couldn't see the sad eyes of his younger son.

As soon as he occupied it, he occupied it for more than 20 years, and he masturbated to him for the first time.Later, he restricted his pocket money when he was promiscuous with his girlfriend. Whoever said that if he wanted to catch his heart, he had to control his pocket money.One time, Yang Xi was caught whoring whores, even if he was a prostitute, no man had ever been romantic, but he was MB.This made the old man so angry that he threatened to kick him out, but Yang Guowen suppressed the matter. He said, "It's not clean outside. I'll keep XXX in District XX. If necessary, I will go there by myself."

Yang Xi was still waiting to be scolded, but with a bang, he was hit by a pie.At that time, I was so moved that I wanted to jump over and hug his thigh and yell, dear brother.However, I don't have the guts. Even though Yang Guowen spoils him, the principles cannot be broken. For example, you have to go back to sleep at [-] o'clock every day, you have to go to work at the company at [-] o'clock in the morning, and you have to see him whether you are fishing or joking. people, otherwise they will not give up.Once, he accidentally overslept, Yang Guowen didn't even have a meeting, ran through the red light all the way, wrapped him in a quilt and carried him from home to the company, humiliated, from then on, Yang Xi dared not are disobeying him.Yang Guowen pampered him in this way.