The Red Mansion Is Like a Jade Gentleman

It is said that after the confinement grandma washed the child, she tied the child up and hit the body with a green onion three times, saying: "One dozen is clever ("cong" and "cong" are homophonic), and two dozen are smart. "Then ask someone to throw the green onion on the roof (it means to wish the child will be very smart in the future).

Then he picked up the weight and gestured a few times, saying: "Although the weight is small, it weighs a thousand catties (I wish the child will have a pivotal position in the family and society when he grows up). Pick up the lock and gesture three times: Say: "Grow up, head tight, feet tight , Tight hands". (I wish the children will be steady and cautious when they grow up).

Then put the baby in the tea tray, tuck the baby with the gold and silver zippers or jewelry prepared by the family in advance, and say: "Tuck the gold on the left and the silver on the right. If you can't spend it, reward the next person" (I wish the child grows up) Later, Fu Dalu will have great wealth and fortune).

Finally, use a small mirror to take a picture of the baby's buttocks, and say: "Use a mirror to take a picture of the baby's buttocks, and the poop during the day will be clean."The most interesting thing is that he sifted a few paper pomegranate flowers into the oven and said: "Gardenia, jasmine, peach, apricot, rose, tuberose, pimples are sparse..." (I wish the children no or less smallpox, and grow up healthily without disaster or disease).

At this point, the Jiang family invited the empress, the money and food for worshiping the gods, and the incense roots, and sent them to the courtyard for incineration.The admission grandma used copper chopsticks to hold the magic code of "Kang Gong and Kang Mother" and said: "Kang Gong and Kang Mother's surname is Li, adults and children will be handed over to you; send more boys and less girls." The ashes were wrapped in red paper and pressed under the kang mat, saying that he (she) would stay at the top of the kang forever, and bless adults and children to be safe.

Afterwards, he greeted the Jiang family with a "congratulations" in order to ask for a few rewards.

The Jiang family didn't feel sorry for the money, so he directly rewarded the admission grandma with a purse, and the admission grandma accepted it with a smile on her face, squeezed it lightly, and it was bulging and round.I know it in my heart!Eighty percent are good things like pearls.Look at the purse again, this purse is repaired with Suzhou embroidery stitches, and the materials used are also very particular, not to mention the contents of the purse, even this purse is worth two or three taels of silver, so this grandma is even more good Don't take your money out.

Coaxing Jiang into a smile, he rewarded the admission grandma with a red envelope, which contained ten taels of silver.

On Jiang's side, he accepts the flattery of his grandma and other wives.Over there, Lin Hai was in pain and happiness.

I said it earlier.Most of Lin Hai's cronies and friends are the children of civil servants, and this rebellion happened.Very few people were involved, so a group of people came when the Lin family held the three baptisms!First, I came to congratulate Lin Hai on becoming a father and being promoted to the next generation.Secondly, I also want to take this opportunity to leave a good impression on the elders of the Lin family.

No one has too much relationship.Who knows when it will be used!So the more the better! (Insert a sentence: No one can reward too much, the more the better, hee hee!)

Although they all sincerely congratulated Lin Hai, there are still many people who feel sour.Although among the group of people Lin Hai made friends with.Most of them got married earlier than Lin Hai.But getting married early doesn't mean having a son early!Not everyone is Lin Hai, and his daughter-in-law became pregnant within a year of their newlyweds!And the daughter-in-law is also upset.A son was born.

You must know that among these people, there are still many whose daughters-in-law are not pregnant yet, or whose first child is a daughter, so everyone works together and feels that they must teach Lin Hai a good lesson.Make him so blue.Of course, the method of teaching this lesson is still very artistic, that is, drinking.Everyone was gearing up to get Lin Hai drunk.

Lin Hai's drinking capacity is good, but everyone in 1vs has no choice but to bow down!You can't afford to be hurt in a wheel battle!

So at Lin Hai's eldest son's three banquets, Lin Hai was drunk by these cronies! And he was very drunk.Waiting for the banquet to end, the flushed Lin Hai stood outside Kong Jiayi's confinement room with his tongue out and greeted Kong Jiayi a few words. Kong Jiayi told him in the room: "Master, you must remember to drink sober soup later. Drink some water and sleep, be careful that your brain hurts." Lin Hai smiled and said: "I... I... Got it... I'm leaving now! I'm going to drink soup." It seems true drunk.Bookmaker Shimo and a few servants helped Lin Hai, who was stumbling around, to the study room, and then fetched water to help Lin Hai wash up. Lin Hai said loudly while washing, "I'm happy today!" Sure enough, he was really drunk, otherwise How could Lin Hai, who desperately wanted face, have such a side.Waiting for the servants to fix him and help him to lie on the bed, Lin Hai's head touched the pillow, so he fell into a deep sleep.I don't know how long it took, but Lin Hai felt that there seemed to be a soft and warm body beside him, and the aroma of Kong Jiayi's hair lingered in his nose, which made him involuntarily take a few more breaths, feeling that the soft body All of a sudden, she threw herself on him and writhed on his body. Lin Hai seemed to chuckle slightly, thinking that Kong Jiayi was being naughty, and hugged her tightly, not letting her move.Then fell asleep again!After returning to ancient times, Lin Hai's biological clock was abnormally punctual, no matter what happened or not, he had to wake up at six o'clock in the morning.He reached out to rub his aching brain, but his arm seemed to be pressed by a heavy object. He suddenly opened his eyes, and when he saw a naked maid lying in his arms, he suddenly realized. to what I did last night.When he thought that he had been tricked by others, and he was tricked by others on the night of his son's third baptism, his anger rose up, and he kicked the girl off the bed fiercely, loudly Said: "Nongshu Shimo, you all get out of here!" The Nongshu Shimo who was waiting outside was startled, ran in and saw the maid who was casually wrapped in a coat and knelt on the ground with a big face. Change, as Lin Hai's personal book boy and Xiao Si, who have followed Lin Hai for so many years, they don't know Lin Hai's personality so well, and they hate these big-hearted maids the most in their lives.The last time I was in Qing'er, I still had lingering fears in my heart when I was still hot at Shumo!Lin Hai casually put on a piece of clothes to cover his body, and kicked Nongshu to the ground: "That's how you kept vigil for the Lord? Ah?! What's the matter with this maid?!" In order to prevent any major incidents from happening, at night Lin Hai always asks one of the book attendants to keep watch for him, so as not to delay any major events!

Several people quickly knelt down, read books and said with a mournful face: "Master, I had a bad stomach last night, and I always get up at night, so it was someone else who kept watch for you last night."

"Tell me, who is it?" Lin Hai turned on the air conditioner, and the kneeling man shivered.After a while, a young servant knelt and took a few steps forward on his knees, and said tremblingly, "It's a small one."

"Then let me ask you what's going on with this maid?"

The man wanted to die, and said with a mournful face, "I don't know when this maid came in. When Brother Nongshu asked me to watch the night for the young master, I had already woken up." Got it, last night, I can swear to God, I didn't blink, and I didn't see her go in."

"Oh!" Lin Hai's face turned even darker. His servants are all carefully selected by himself. Generally speaking, there is no problem, and this servant even said that he dared to swear to God!You must know that the ancients valued oaths very much, so Lin Hai believed him a little bit!He raised his leg and kicked the servant girl, and said sharply: "Master looks at you as a good person. I didn't expect you to learn to crawl on Master's bed?! Ah?!" Qingshan is actually better than anyone else. As calm as she imagined, she stepped back and kowtowed to Lin Hai: "The young master can say anything, but the maid does not recognize it. The maid heard that the young master was not sleeping soundly. So I went in to see what the young master wanted, and seeing that the young master hadn't covered the quilt properly, I wanted to cover the young master with a quilt, but... later... later, it was as if the young master knew it!" Also shy.

The next words were interrupted by the young servant, "Master, she lied, I swear, I really didn't see her. Besides, no one in this manor knows your rules, Master. This is an important place for studies, and no maidservants are allowed to enter." , how could she sneak here in the middle of the night without anything to do! You must know that when we helped you back, young master, it was already three o'clock!" There was a loophole in Qingshan's words.

Sure enough, the green shirt was in a hurry, "The servant girl is just a servant girl, and the young master can do whatever she wants, but the servant girl doesn't dare to live with such a crime, the only option is to die!" She stood up as she spoke. About to hit the pillar.

Lin Hai said with a dark face: "I'm doing books and serving ink, why don't you hurry up and stop her!" Lin Hai looked at Qing Shan with a sneer, "It's a story of a strong woman!" He pinched Qing Shan's chin with his hand and turned a blind eye With Qingshan's lovely and charming expression, he said in a cold tone, "Do you want to die? I will help you. Don't think that I will not dare to kill people before my eldest son is full moon! I must have a way to make your life worse than death." Putting down the chin in the green shirt, he took the handkerchief Nong Shu handed over with disgust and wiped his hands.

Hearing what Lin Hai said, making her life worse than death, Qingshan felt scared at this time, and she also knew that the success rate at this time is not high, but she has no choice, if she doesn't act, she will be released from the mansion !She didn't want to be married to a butcher by her greedy father.

Lin Hai looked at her coldly, "Stay here and lock her in the firewood room. I don't need to teach you what to do after that! By the way, I will liquidate all her relatives in the mansion. My Lin family can do it." This kind of servant is not as good as the outside."

"Yes!" Nongshu Shimo glanced at each other, feeling sad for this maid, not everyone can stand the 'criminal law' of the young master.