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Xue Wei wiped Xu Jiangshan's body with a towel soaked in warm water, and suddenly felt Xu Jiangshan move when he wiped his arm.

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan, who was unconscious and unwilling to accept the reality, "...I didn't wake up"

Xue Wei "..." Is that a ghost talking?

In order to satisfy Xu Jiangshan's childish self-deception, Xue Wei obediently pretended not to know that he was awake, and continued to wipe.

When he rubbed his big arm, Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei took off his shirt and wiped his chest.Feeling ashamed of having his nipple wiped, Xu Jiangshan clenched his teeth, "..."

Xue Weiquan pretended not to see it.After wiping his upper body, Xue Wei unbuttoned his pants to wipe his lower body, Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei put his hands on Xu Jiangshan's lower back, grabbed Xu Jiangshan's pants with both hands, and seemed to be able to give Xu Jiangshan a bird-walking meeting in the next second.

At this moment, Xu Jiangshan's brain was running fast and he used a move with his left foot, his right foot, his left leg and his right leg, twisting his legs tightly like a twist.

Xue Wei "..."

Seeing Xu Jiangshan's upturned mouth, Xue Wei raised his eyebrows, "You can't twist your hips even if you twist your legs." Then he pulled off Xu Jiangshan's pants to the bottom of his thighs, just revealing Xu Jiangshan's cute chicken without underwear because it was easy to clean up in the hospital. Son.

Xu Jiangshan, a carp, sat upright and quickly pulled up his pants, looking at Xue Wei like a big egg that had been cut off looking at a veterinarian.

Xue Wei let nature take its course, "...Ah! Are you awake?"

Xu Jiangshan grabbed his trousers, "...um." It would be dangerous if he didn't wake up.

Xue Wei put away the towel, "Where is it uncomfortable?"

Xu Jiangshan was "a little dizzy"

Xue Wei: "Fortunately, it's not serious, it's just a slight concussion. The doctor said that young and strong people in your grade generally don't have memory loss. How about it? Do you know who I am?"

Xu Jiangshan touched the gauze on his head and sneered, "...I don't know, who are you, I know I have a younger brother named Xue Wei, who are you?"

Xue Wei was taken aback, "...do you remember?"

Xu Jiangshan rubbed his unwounded forehead, "Yeah"

Xue Wei blinked, raised his hand and put the basin under the bed, "How much do you remember?"

Xu Jiangshan lazily leaned on the pillow and looked at Xue Wei, "...all"

Xue Wei pursed his lips and remained calm, "Oh, are you hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan, "Brother Xue Wei, you're hungry, come on, give the baby something to eat~" He was so calm, it's ok, he really deserves to be cheated and magnanimous Xue Wei.

Xue Wei "...well, open your mouth"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "Come on, show your eight teeth"

Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth, "..."

Xue Wei: "Yes, the teeth are all exposed, and the corners of the mouth are facing up"

Xu Jiangshan "..." I feel so fucking stupid now!

Xue Wei fed him a piece of chicken with satisfaction and said, "You have always been like this since you lost your memory."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Seeing his expression struck by lightning, Xue Wei fed him another mouthful of rice in satisfaction.

Xu Jiangshan "...don't lie to me"

Xue Wei closed his mouth for him, "I didn't lie to you, you are just like that in my eyes"

Xu Jiangshan "Are you saying that I look like an idiot after amnesia?!"

Xue Wei shook his head.

Xu Jiangshan heaved a sigh of relief.

Xue Wei "If you mean in my eyes, it's not like that after amnesia"

Xu Jiangshan was curious, "That's it?"

Xue Wei: "It's always been like that, you've always been the second idiot with bared teeth in my eyes"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei fed.

Xu Jiangshan "lnotlikeyou"

Xue Wei "ok"

Xu Jiangshan "... shouldn't you say lnotlikeouto!!!"

At the moment of to, Xue Wei tilted his head to avoid Xu Jiangshan's attack.

Xu Jiangshan "...Hmph, you are sensitive, dare to let me call you brother, shameless"

Xue Wei "...eating cauliflower"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh"

When Xue Wei fed the last mouthful of food, Xu Jiangshan raised his hand and looked at it, "My hands seem to be fine?"

Xue Wei nodded as a matter of course.

Xu Jiangshan "...then what the hell are you feeding me?!"

Xue Wei "Experience the feeling of being a father"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Looking at the 1.9-meter flat-headed black bear beside the bed, Xu Jiangshan sighed, "Although you used to be at this altitude, your temper is much worse than now."

Xue Wei paused after listening to the action of wiping his hands, and then asked, "What's the difference?"

Xu Jiangshan "...uh... you would never treat me like this before, um... you wouldn't be so close to me, do you dare to move your face away from me by one centimeter?!"

Xue Wei posted "No, it's too far away"

When the two were sticking together, Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan, who always thought they were Xu Jiangshan's mother, opened the door and came in.

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan scratched his head in embarrassment, "...Yo, what a coincidence, where are you kissing?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "Well, go out and close the door"

Liu Pingan "Okay"

Zhang Yitian raised his finger tremblingly and pointed at Xu Jiangshan and Xue Wei, staring at his eyes, let out a "ga" sound, then threw his head back and passed out.

Xu Jiangshan saw and pushed Xue Wei away, "You melon skin!!! You have misunderstood me!!!"

Xue Wei thought about it for a long time, but he didn't expect Xu Jiangshan to recover his memory in this untimely place, so the mood that had been suppressed for a whole year broke out, "Brother, kiss, hug and hold high!"

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!"

Only then did Liu Pingan come to his senses and quickly sat on the ground hugging Zhang Yitian and his brain got stuck, "Come here!!! Help!!! He's dead!!!"

Xu Jiangshan was startled and turned his head, "Stop shouting!! This is a hospital!! Be careful of being sent to the morgue!!!"

Xue Wei hugged Xu Jiangshan's waist, "Brother, I miss you so much, I want to kiss you"

Xu Jiangshan panicked, "Ahhh!! Someone!! Someone is here!! Go away!! Help!!! Help!!!"

Liu Pingan looked at Zhang Yitian who was rolling his eyes, "Come here!! He's dead!!"

The nurse at the hospital heard it and called directly.

In less than half an hour, the police and doctors came.

Xu Jiangshan: "... You may not believe it, but my brother wanted to kiss me. My friend misunderstood the relationship between us, so he fainted. I really didn't kill anyone to silence him."

110 "...how old is your brother?"

Xu Jiangshan "Nineteen"

110 "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Do you understand? That friend of mine fainted only because of a misunderstanding"

110 "Well, we are quite misunderstanding now, your brother is nineteen years old, why should he kiss you? And this is not enough to call for help."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei's 1.9-meter height made the police feel ashamed. He didn't expect to throw "brother" on Xu Jiangshan when he came over

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "kiss"

Xu Jiangshan heard a "chirp" on his face, and Xue Wei continued to "hug!!!" Satisfied, Xu Jiangshan was hugged into Xue Wei's arms and stopped breathing for a few seconds, Xu Jiangshan thought it was over.Unexpectedly, Xue Wei "raise it high!!" Then he pinched Xu Jiangshan's armpit like a child and hugged him more than one meter above the ground.

110 "Comrade, please calm down and put down the brother in your hand"

Xue Wei "go away" to the police uncle with a completely different attitude from before

Xu Jiangshan "Help!! Uncle Policeman!!!"

110 two policemen "...we...we can't beat this man, so we have to ask for help"

Fortunately, Zhang Yitian woke up at this moment.

The policeman was very happy, and the younger policeman came over, "Hello, I am the policeman, let me ask, what is the relationship between your two friends?" Before he could finish asking, Zhang Yitian said nervously, "They are serious. Brotherhood!"

police"……"

Zhang Yitian was so nervous that his face was covered with sweat, "They are in a serious relationship! They definitely didn't kiss!"

The policeman "...No, it's not illegal for them to kiss or not, so I just asked you why you fainted?"

Zhang Yitian scratched his neck, "They are in a serious relationship!!"

The police stood up "...is there any human beings who can communicate normally?"

Liu Pingan ran over, "I, I, I, I understand what's going on!"

The two policemen were very happy "Comrade, tell me"

Liu Pingan "beat Xu Liangshan and Qiewei against each other, Zhang Nitian couldn't bear the blow and fell down, um, do you understand?"

Comrade policeman "...Comrade, is your tongue tied? Can you straighten it out?"

Liu Pingan: "...Ah, just now I was bitten while saving Zhang Nitian Yingong's breath, Comrade Jincha, listen to me"

Police "...we want to hear it, but we don't understand, and please call us Comrade Police, not Comrade Jincha"

Liu Pingan nodded, "Okay Comrade Jincha, please continue to listen to me."

Police "...I want to ask for support, can we talk later?"

The doctor couldn't see it and came over, "Comrade police, we have monitoring"

After everyone watched the surveillance.

police"……"

The doctor waved his hand, "Then what, send the four of them to the neurology department directly, and after the examination, we will talk about how to deal with it next. Xu Jiangshan, you go to change the medicine first, and send three nurses to follow. Although he is passive, he doesn't look like that." normal"

Wearing a hospital gown, the bandage on his head fell off twice, like a zombie, Xu Jiangshan pushed Xue Wei and shouted, "I don't look like a mental illness?! You are the mental illness!! Why did you go so early?!! Just thinking about giving I'll change the medicine! Can you bear the consequences of not taking the medicine?!"

Everyone nodded, they couldn't bear it, it was a noisy day.