simba and sean

"...The thing starts from the last time Xue Wei came back from playing basketball. Since that time, he has been obsessed with me. I don't know why. Maybe he is not popular? Later, I saw him calling his grandfather. The phone call was to call the coach. After the call, I looked like a dead mother. I thought about comforting him and letting him change his mentality. I didn’t expect that he would stick to me even more! Later, he was called After beating me, I thought in my heart that I must not go to help me. After taking two steps, my mother still couldn't hold back and ran back and took him out, and it turned out...it became like this now"

Xu Jiangshan "poof"

Tang jumped, "..."

Xu Jiangshan "puh ha ha ha"

Tang jumped, "You—"

Xu Jiangshan "hahaha——"

Tang jumps "Xue Wei likes you"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh...huh?"

Tang jumped, "Laugh, hahaha"

Xu Jiangshan got stuck, "Pull it down, what are you talking about, this cold joke is not funny"

Tang Tiaotiao: "What I just said was not the truth and I was struck with a thunderbolt"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao was "hit by a car when he went out"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao "choked to death after drinking water"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang jumped, "Eat——"

Xu Jiangshan: "Okay!! Stop talking!... What do you mean? It sounds like the truth! You like what you say... Liu Chang treats you like this? Just kidding me"

Tang Tiaotiao: "...I said that you probably won't be able to react until the next life"

Xu Jiangshan: "...Don't be kidding, Xue Wei's 1.9-meter schoolmaster, Hong Zhengmiao, the pillar of the motherland, how could he like men?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Ha, then you mean that if Liu Chang likes me, he is not a pillar of the country?"

Xu Jiangshan "...but you don't like him"

Tang Tiaotiao "Why do I have to like him if he likes me? There are too many people in this world. I am still young and there are many things that people have never seen. I don't want to waste my youth."

Xu Jiangshan frowned, "Why are you like this..."

Tang Tiaotiao picked up the review materials on the ground, "You are the same, do you think I will like him if he clings to me all day and gives me delicious food? Even if it is him, all the flavors in the supermarket! Buy potatoes for me Come and step me down and I won't like him"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

He quickly took out his mobile phone and was going to send Xue Wei a text message to ask Liu Chang to buy it!Four flavors of potatoes, but in this case he would be exposed.

Tang Tiaotiao "...you don't have to do this, we can't be together"

Xu Jiangshan: "Why?! He likes you so much! I saw his expression lying on the ground just now... Anyway, it was quite shocking. In my memory, Liu Chang would only let others lie on the ground."

Tang Tiaotiao "...we can be together, but we can't be together, do you understand what I mean?"

Xu Jiangshan "doesn't understand"

Tang Tiaotiao "In short, this matter is impossible"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't do this, please give me back that idiot Tang Tiaotiao from before"

Tang Tiaotiao "... two days ago on the street, Liu Chang kissed me"

Xu Jiangshan "...and then"

Tang Tiaotiao "It's just a face, do you know what they think of me?"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't care, if you like him you can't care"

Tang Tiaotiao: "I reminded him not to kiss me, there are so many people, he insisted on kissing me as if he was angry with me, but the people around him were either amazed or disgusted and wanted to stay away from me for eight hundred miles. Not far away, I can still hear the voice saying that we are disgusting...we can't be together, and I will firmly remember it in my heart at that time."

Xu Jiangshan "But you are not happy like this"

Tang Tiaotiao smiled wryly, "How can there be so many happy things?"

Xu Jiangshan "You like Liu Chang"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Pfft, do you like to eat? I still have three days to take the exam. My mother said that if I don't like undergraduates, I will go directly to the factory to work. Have you ever seen a disabled person in a factory? His hand was broken by a machine. With legs and broken fingers, I don't want that"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

"Ding ding" the phone rang and Xu Jiangshan picked it up to answer it.

"...Where did you go?"

Xu Jiangshan's "...Tang Tiao Tiaojia" is Xue Wei

.

Xue Wei "I'll find you"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't don't!! Do you have Liu Chang's phone number? Give it to me!"

Xue Wei: "Yes, I will send you a text message"

Xu Jiangshan "Okay! Hang up"

Tang jumped over to snatch the phone, "What's wrong? Why do you want his phone? I didn't coax him away! Are you trying to die?!"

Xu Jiangshan avoids, "You are wasting your youth like this!!! I tell you! No gossip, no others' contempt, then it is not called youth, it is called running account!"

Xu Jiangshan has longer limbs than Tang Tiaotiao. Tang Tiaotiao is the only person he can beat since he was alive. This cannot be denied.

Liu Changzheng was sitting on a park chair outside crying, when he heard the ringing of the mobile phone, he picked it up to check and answer it.

"Quick! I've already tied Tang Tiaotiao and I'm waiting for you to pick up the corpse! No! Waiting for you to rape!!"

Liu Chang "..."

Tang Tiaotiao knocked the phone down with all his might.

Xu Jiangshan swiftly rushed over to snatch Tang Tiaotiao, who was at the same speed as him, and the two of them bumped into each other with a bang.

Xu Jiangshan "You didn't hear anything I said!!"

Tang Tiaodiao: "Fart! It's all bullshit!! My mother found out and I went straight to the funeral!!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Tang Tiaotiao, "Don't force me to get my fork off!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Try it!! I broke it for you, believe it or not?!"

Tang jumped, "I really don't believe it!!"

After speaking, Tang Tiaotiao climbed up on the table and stood up, ready to give Xu Jiangshan a kick from the sky, but he didn't expect the table to be a little unstable, and he also started to shake.

Xu Jiangshan hurried over to catch him, but Tang Tiaotiao was so forceful that he didn't know when he gained more than ten catties and crushed him down!

Tang Tiaotiao was lying on Xu Jiangshan's body in a daze. The bedroom door of Troubled Autumn was pushed open again. Tang Tiaotiao held his neck and looked up with difficulty. The person who came was Xue Wei.

Tang jumped, "..."

Xue Wei "..."

Tang Tiaotiao said, "He and I are innocent." Liu Chang, who had just answered the phone, also ran in and was stunned when he saw this scene.

Xu Jiangshan "I am innocent with him!!"

Liu Chang "..."

Xu Jiangshan didn't take Tang Tiaotiao's words to heart that day, but on the way home Xu Jiangshan tentatively said "Xue Wei"

Xue Wei stopped and looked at him.

Xu Jiangshan: "Do you know, just now Tang Tiaotiao actually said that you like me, I laughed so hard, hahaha...ha"

Xue Wei didn't answer, just looked at him, he didn't care about the embarrassment of being exposed, but he didn't show a surprised expression.

Xu Jiangshan laughed alone for a while and felt very embarrassed. He stood still and didn't know what to say.