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Xu Jiangshan: "Would you hit me if I didn't tell you?"

Xue Wei "No"

Xu Jiangshan breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, then I won't talk about it"

Xue Wei "I will tell Tang Tiaotiao that you like to watch Jin Yong Heroes in the toilet and you like to dance on the bed and you like to sleep in the toilet every time I need to use the toilet you sleep in it so much you like it the taste of?"

Xu Jiangshan "I, I fell asleep in it when I woke up a little sleepy that morning, and why do you always peek at me when I go to the toilet!!! You actually know about my novels!! You you you!! You are Didn't you see my dick?!"

Xue Wei "...do you want to hear the truth or the lie?"

Xu Jiangshan "Do you think I want to hear the real thing? I don't! I want to hear the fake one!"

Xue Wei "hasn't seen it before"

Xu Jiangshan "...Don't tell me the size of my dick, I'll answer your question"

Xue Wei "Size - fits your body shape very well"

Xu Jiangshan "Shut up!!!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

Xu Jiangshan curled his lips helplessly and stopped on the side of the road, rubbing his neck and kicking the curb on the side of the road, "That's how things like personality come about. I don't know how it came about if you ask me that, but... see what you collect today. When it comes to your mother's phone call, I can tell you carefully, but...why do you want to listen to this? You never asked about me before."

Xue Wei "That's because you didn't ask me"

Xu Jiangshan "...I don't ask"

Xue Wei: "But you asked, you have to be responsible, your grandma has already told me all about you"

Xu Jiangshan was surprised, "Huh?! What did my grandma say?!"

Xue Wei finished drinking the milk tea and threw it into the trash can on the side of the road, "I'm not interfering with your parents' business."

Xu Jiangshan breathed a sigh of relief, "Then what are you curious about?"

Xue Wei, "Why don't you go back and seek revenge on your mother, or...do something?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't come up in one breath and rolled his eyes.

"...I think life is actually balanced, good or bad, justice and evil, how much, big or small, good and evil, what I lose is what I get, I lost my parents but I have grandparents, people still have to be content Le, are you right?"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Look, let me give you an example. For example, if you are bullied and you give up resisting, your grades will improve. Do you understand? We don't have much time. Look at the meal we had in the morning. I still remember clearly that it will be dark in the blink of an eye, and it will be midnight after walking a few more steps. Time flies, and the suffering you suffer will always bring you unexpected things.”

Xue Wei walked far away thoughtfully, and stopped when he heard this, only to find that Xu Jiangshan was still stepping on the curb at the same spot.

"……How did you know?"

Xu Jiangshan came over, "What? These things? Hey, I'm your brother! The people I've seen must have seen more things than you. Don't be ashamed, remember your brother Shan's words, don't be cowardly, just do it! No matter what hurts you, remember that you will gain something, and it will be worth it.”

Xue Wei: "Oh, I see. Are you being bullied for these reasons?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Well... almost"

Xue Wei glanced at him, "...your mother?"

Xu Jiangshan sighed and stuffed his hands into his pockets to keep warm, "Well, not only her, but everyone around, if you want me to tell you something... would you be willing to listen? It's nothing good, it's just a menopause Stories of women beating their children"

Xue Wei "I am willing to listen, as long as you are willing to speak"

Xu Jiangshan found a seat at a bus stop and pulled Xue Wei to sit down, "Hey, welcome to Jiangshan's storytelling column, now I'm going to start telling a story, there was once a woman and a man, and the man was fishing for girls in a bar , a woman catches a man in a bar, and the two fall in love at first sight and get married regardless of the objections of their parents. Finally, I have me, and I am the product of their passion. It stands to reason that such a family has been formed after all kinds of obstructions by four people. They should especially cherish it. , but there are bound to be some exceptions”

Xue Wei: "Is it cold?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head and breathed out, "The exception is in my family. They divorced soon. How about it? From the year of marriage to the birth of me, they started planning for a divorce three months after I was born."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "The divorce lawsuit has been going on for several years. My mother handed me over to my aunt. I cried all day long without seeing her, but she hadn't hit me at that time, and she was kind to me. Probably...from the time when she lost her advantage in the lawsuit, she hated me crying, her eyes were scary when she saw me, she pushed me at every turn, pinched me when I did something wrong, you said children always I have memories since I was five or six years old, but I still remember some painful sensations, including her expression... Am I talking too much? What is your problem?"

Xue Wei: "...No need, I understand roughly... Your grandma treats you very well"

It saved you and made you what you are now.

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Yes, my grandma is the best person in the world to me"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "You don't know, when my ears are broken, I can actually see things without getting dizzy. I don't know what made her unhappy. When the flashlight flew over, I was so scared that I lay on the ground and didn't dare to move. You To be silly or not, if I was more lively, I might run away and my ears would be fine. When she came over, I thought I saw Lord Yan, and guess who came?"

Xue Wei "...Grandma Xu"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "You know everything? How did you know?"

Xue Wei "Your grandma told me that"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh...then there is nothing to say, anyway, my grandma is the best grandma in the world. She was Superman when I was young, and she will be my You Lemei when I grow up!"

Xue Wei: "Pfft, got it"

Xu Jiangshan: "Tell me, is it because you are missing a grandma from me that you are like before?"

Xue Wei blinked, "I don't have a grandma"

"Well—you can just have me" "But I have you"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Well - eat carrots tomorrow"

Xue Wei "Oh"

Xu Jiangshan "Are you happy?"

Xue Wei "happy"

That day Xue Wei felt that Xu Jiangshan's image in his impression had undergone an earth-shaking reversal.

Seeing the last semester of the third year of high school, everyone who is good at studying and not good at studying is watching the countdown to the college entrance examination on the blackboard. It seems that everyone is reading and studying and has formed a tacit understanding.

Xu Jiangshan was no exception. He was studying a math problem in a math book in the kitchen, and the door was opened with a "click". Xu Jiangshan thought that Xue Wei had bought vinegar and came back.

Turning around, I found a 1.8-meter...middle-aged lady standing at the door wearing a fashionable windbreaker.

Xu Jiangshan raised his head and glanced at her... chin.The book "paji" fell into the soup pot, and the two of them looked at each other for a while, one lowered their heads and the other raised their heads.

Xu Jiangshan "..." With this height, who else could he be except Xue Wei? !