simba and sean

Tang Tiaotiao and Liu Changchu were standing in front of the window with the lightning flashing, so frightened that Xu Jiangshan almost threw his underwear away!

Xu Jiangshan "What are you doing?!!"

Tang Tiaotiao and Liu Chang turned their backs to him, as if they were simply sheltering from the rain in front of the hospital, and turned around when they heard Xu Jiangshan's voice "teng".

Tang jumped, "Jiangshan!!! Why are you here?!"

Liu Chang "..."

Xu Jiangshan became addicted to dramas for a while, frowning, he rushed over and grabbed the stainless steel window bars of the window where children in the textile industry climbed up, "Jump! I want to go out too! But I have to make up for the mistakes I made! You go! The farther you go, the better!"

When Tang Tiaoqiu was on the whim of his opponent, he also came over heartbroken, "No!! Jiangshan!! You can't be so great, so masculine, and so awesome——!"

Xu Jiangshan is equally "take good care of our children!!"

Tang Tiaotiao pulled Liu Chang over with the help of off-court props, "Don't worry, let me raise our children well!!"

Liu Chang, who was treated as an off-site prop, was his son "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Woo--"

Tang jumped, "Woo——"

Liu Chang cooperated to "...the heavy rain is still falling, are you afraid in your heart~"

Xu Jiangshan glared at him, "Shut up!! Hurry up and come in! The ink stains are so annoying." He finally became impatient with the contest between the actors.

Liu Chang "..."

Tang Tiaotiao wins "Okay, come in, your father misses us"

Liu Chang "..." Damn it, so angry!

Ward

Xu Jiangshan "Recently, I have been encountering unlucky things. It's either a pedophile uncle or a bloody disaster. Tiaotiao, do you think my luck has come to an end?"

Tang Tiaotiao took a bite of the apple, "It doesn't count, does it? At least you still have me? Look, besides me, there is Liu Chang who has reformed from evil and returned to righteousness?"

Xu Jiangshan "...I really have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck"

Tang Tiaotiao "... Look at what you said, we are also very useful, okay? Don't count on Xue Wei, Xue Wei can't come"

Xu Jiangshan: "Oh, I know, he is too busy after winning the game, it's normal"

Tang Tiaotiao took a bite of the apple, "No, he deliberately fouled and was eliminated at the beginning of the second half, which angered his coach."

Xu Jiangshan "What did you say?!!"

Liu Chang "That's it. We lost, and then he disappeared. I can only prepare to pack up and go home with this person"

Xu Jiangshan "... hold the grass, give me the phone! I want to make a call!"

Tang jumped, "Calling? What are you calling?"

Xu Jiangshan: "Give him a call! Originally, his parents were very optimistic about his basketball! If he loses this time, he has no chance at all! Xue Wei did something wrong, and now it's too late for him to regret it!"

Tang Tiaotiao took the phone and handed it to Xu Jiangshan, "here"

Just as Xu Jiangshan was about to pick up the phone, Tang Tiaotiao didn't know what he saw, so he shook his hand in surprise and threw the phone away! !Then he rushed towards Xu Jiangshan! !

Xu Jiangshan: "What the hell are you doing?!! Holding the grass? Go away!!!!"

Tang jumped, "Pants!! I saw a red lace pants!! You hid it in your pocket!! Take it out!!"

Xu Jiangshan looked down at the underwear with a corner protruding from his pocket, "Go away!!! Liu Chang!! You come here! Move him away!! Help me pick up the phone!!"

Liu Chang: "...Huh? Cell phone? What cell phone?"

Xu Jiangshan was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe, "Pick up the phone!!"

Liu Chang turned into a mentally handicapped boy with a puzzled face, "Pick it up? Pick up what?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao opened his mouth, "Ahhh!! Pants!! Red pants!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Woo--"

Liu Chang "..." Hehehehahahahahahahaha! !

Tang Tiaotiao finally snatched the red underpants from Xu Jiangshan, and then...he put them on his face and lay on the ground with such a wretched expression that people can't forget it at a glance.

Xu Jiangshan was oppressed with chest tightness and shortness of breath, "Liu Chang—I remember you—you waited for my brother to come, and I asked him to beat you to death, and also! The thing about you shitting and being afraid of the dark—"

Liu Chang ran up to Tang Tiaotiao "Hand over the pants!!!"

Tang Tiaotiao tightly clutched his pants, "Come on!!! Let's fight for the pants!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "I didn't mean to let you grab his pants!! I let you pick up your phone!!!"

Liu Chang: "Ahhh!!"

Tang Tiaotiao pressed down on his underpants, "Ahhh!!"

Xu Jiangshan had chest tightness and shortness of breath, "Huh—"

Liu Chang: "Ahhh!!"

Tang Tiaotiao grabbed Liu Chang's shirt and only "stabbed" hard. Liu Chang's 40 yuan street stall Pierre Cardin shirt was split in half, revealing Liu Chang's chest with two chest hairs and flat abdomen.

Tang jumped, "..."

Liu Chang "..."

Xu Jiangshan took a look and couldn't hold back, "Pfft—hahaha, you two idiots, hahaha"

Liu Chang stood up angrily and stared at Xu Jiangshan on the bed. If it wasn't for this wolf in sheep's clothing wandering around, he wouldn't be in this situation! "Xue Wei is not here now"

Xu Jiangshan "...What do you mean?... Stay away from me!!"

Liu Chang "Ahhh!!" grabbed Xu Jiangshan's hair.

Xu Jiangshan bit Liu Chang's finger.

Tang Tiaotiao lay on the ground happily putting his underpants on his face, "Hey hey hey"

"Click"

When the door opened, Grandma Xu and the two doctors behind her watched the scene for a long time without saying a word.

The attending doctor waved his hand, "Send them all to the neurology department directly."

Xu Jiangshan clutched his hair "..."

Tang Tiaotiao hid his underpants with a frank face, "I don't have any underpants in my pocket"

Liu Chang clutched his chest and said, "Huh, huh, huh!"

When the door was closed again, Xu Jiangshan had already prescribed the medicine, and the weather became clear.

Tang Tiaotiao and Liu Chang sat on the ground.

Xu Jiangshan: "Grandma, listen to me, my cousin~uncle~... I'm sorry, I accidentally sang, um, the thing is actually as I said just now, Tang Tiaotiao and Liu Chang are both dignified dancers. It came in through the window! That underpants bah! Underpants! I picked them up from under the bed! Grandma, trust me!"

Grandma Xu: "So? Why is Liu Chang's clothes like that? Why did you fight because of a pair of underpants? Bah!! Underpants!! You are wearing crooked for grandma!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...to be precise, it was a battle over mobile phones caused by that underwear"

Liu Chang "The Right Grandma"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Yes, it is such a grandma"

Grandma Xu: "...forget it, let's be like this"

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh—then grandma, do we live here?"

Grandma Xu: "No, let's go now, your father is getting married, and I need to discuss something with your grandpa"

Xu Jiangshan "...Dad?"

Grandma Xu: "Well, your father, he is married again, I know you don't understand, because I have never mentioned these things to you, Jiang Shan, you have to make your own decision now, whether to live with me and your grandpa or follow your father"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao, whose parents divorced and followed his mother, "...what is daddy? Can you eat it?"

Liu Chang, who lost his parents in the earthquake when he was a child, "Maybe he can eat it?"

Xu Jiangshan "...you"

Tang jumped, "Huh?"

Liu Chang: "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan: "You are right, I also want to ask, can dad eat it?"

Grandma Xu smiled, "You can eat it, but if you don't want it, dad, wrap it in egg liquid, wrap it in flour, and fry it for 10 minutes. The kid next door is crying."

Xu Jiangshan "...Grandma, where did you learn the weird words?! I'm hungry!!!"