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Liu Pingan was going to sleep when he returned to the dormitory, but he was woken up by Cheng Tong and found that Xu Jiangshan was gone. Seeing Xu Jiangshan came back and heaved a sigh of relief.

Cheng Huli also just came back and was already very tired. When he saw Xu Jiangshan came back, he lay motionless on the bed, like a dead body.

Liu Pingan: "What's going on? Xiao Jiang, why did you come back?"

Zhang Erhua stretched out a hand like a zombie.

Xu Jiangshan quickly fed him first, and then explained to Liu Pingan, "I was dragged by Xue Wei to be a model."

Liu Pingan nodded, then opened his mouth in surprise and asked, "Did he do anything to you?! Just painting?!"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "Didn't do anything to me, just chatting, by the way, he told the fox not to send my photo to the forum, the influence is not good"

Liu Pingan "...he is so meddlesome?... I heard that there was a good-looking female senior who fell down in front of him more than 30 times and he was indifferent. ?”

Xu Jiangshan sat in front of the table, "Oh, I still want to recite the meridians, ah, I forgot, there is a class tomorrow afternoon, I can't go"

Liu Pingan asked, "Go again?!"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "For rice, pork ribs rice"

Zhang Erhua gained some strength after eating, "Speaking of rib rice, I would like to ask, why my chicken rice has become rib rice?"

Xu Jiangshan: "...you remember wrongly, and, if you change the nickname of your delivery software, I'm ashamed to admit it"

Zhang Erhua asked suspiciously, "Huh? Why can't my name be seen?"

Xu Jiangshan "Chrysanthemums are blooming all over the sky, I am too embarrassed to say it"

Zhang Erhua threw away the lunch box, "I don't call Chrysanthemums bloom all over the sky"

Xu Jiangshan was surprised, "Ah?! Isn't it? Then what's your name?"

Zhang Erhua "I will not give such a disgusting name, my name is Yechuang Widow Village"

Xu Jiangshan "...Fortunately, that person took the wrong one. I think it would be better to have chrysanthemums blooming all over the sky."

Zhang Erhua: "Hey?! What kind of aesthetics do you have?"

Liu Pingan: "Shut up your stupid mouth, you said that Xiaojiang is missing, isn't it because your mobile phone is on the table and you are too lazy to make a call, really, I was shocked!"

Zhang Erhua patted her stomach and lay down, "Cut, I've been hungry all afternoon too, hurry up, take out your courier and put it on for the school belle"

After hearing this, Liu Pingan suddenly remembered that the wig had arrived.

"Xiao Jiang, wait a minute, the wig has arrived, but you haven't opened it yet, what kind of hair did you choose? What is the size of the wig?"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "The size of the board is suitable for people like Xue Wei, but not for me. I bought a brown natural model with a middle score."

Liu Ping took it apart and looked at it.

"...Natural brown with medium length hair?"

Xu Jiangshan "...I... I remember that there is no such word as long hair"

Zhang Erhua "Ah quack quack"

Xu Jiangshan "retired"

Liu Pingan "No one can return the bag after opening it"

Xu Jiangshan "...I'll send you off, I like bald heads"

Liu Pingan declined, "No, no, no, my bronzed face has some hot eyes, you come and you come"

Xu Jiangshan "I don't wear it! I don't wear it!"

Liu Pingan looked at Zhang Erhua who couldn't stop laughing, "Since we both don't want to bring..."

Xu Jiangshan looked at Zhang Erhua

Zhang Erhua: "Hahaha... ha... what are you two looking at me for?"

Xu Jiangshan felt that he was in a much better mood, especially when he saw a photo of a day in his phone.

Xu Jiangshan thought it was interesting and sent a picture to Cheng Tong who was asleep.

Liu Pingan hugged his mobile phone and giggled, and suddenly saw that there was still half a tube of glue left to glue the part where the sneakers were glued.It can't be wasted, anyway, it can only be used this time.

Zhang Yitian sat on the chair under his bed and didn't even bother to take off his wig. He was in a stage where a dead pig after struggling was not afraid of boiling water.

Listening to the two of them laughing for a while, they figured out a way to fight back.

Xu Jiangshan looked at him and suddenly looked at himself and Liu Pingan with charming eyes.Liu Pingan "...what are you doing? This wig also brought you magnetic hormones?!"

Zhang Yitian raised his hand and brushed the ends of his hair, "Come on~~Happy~~Anyway, I have a lot of time~~"

Liu Pingan: "I won't laugh anymore, don't come here"

Xu Jiangshan took a few steps back.

Seeing that he stopped smiling, Zhang Yitian gave up and reached out to tug on the wig.

"...Hold the grass!! You bastards! What's going on?! I can't pick it off!! Help!!"

Liu Pingan and Xu Jiangshan looked at each other and then looked at Zhang Yitian, who was pulling the wig with his veins exposed, and it didn't look like a fake.

Liu Pingan walked over in doubt, "Impossible... Ah! I forgot, I forgot to put on your headgear, it's over, glue stuck to your hair!"

Xu Jiangshan "I'm asleep"

Zhang Yitian burst into tears, "Ahhh!!"

Liu Ping persuaded, "I was afraid that if the wind was too strong one day, Xiao Jiang would make a fool of himself, so I chose the strongest one. Just now I tried to stick the soles of the sneakers..."

Zhang Yitian watched Liu Pingan take out a pair of rubber soles from the shoe cabinet, and said angrily, "Try breaking them apart."

Liu Pingan broke off vigorously, the shoes in his hand showed no signs of being cracked again, on the contrary, he himself couldn't tell which one was cracked.

He said, "Hey, I won't buy 502 in the future, it's better to use this glue"

Then when he looked up, he saw Zhang Yitian staring at him dumbfounded.

"...Why don't you and Jiang Shan have a couple's hairstyle?"

Zhang Yitian didn't believe in evil, so he ran to the sink and soaked his head in it. This big black sky almost scared a buddy who went to the toilet in the middle of the night to pee.

The buddy went out chanting "Nanwu Amitabha Fu Nanmo Amitabha" and jumped up and down in the corridor to activate the voice-activated lights

Zhang Yitian sighed and reached out to pull out the wig, "Ah, why can't my head fall off?"

That buddy slammed into their dormitory door with a "bang"

Zhang Yitian muttered, "Leave a word, hair, hair"

Couldn't go to class the next day.

That's what it says on the note

Name: Zhang Yitian

Reason for leave: The wig sticks to the head and cannot be removed

Of course the instructor disagreed, so he called him, "What kind of wig are you wearing! Besides, I'd say [-] times in your dormitory! I don't know what kind of virtue you have! You have been repeated for a year, so don't even think about it if you don't come to class." Get past me!"

Later, the director agreed to Zhang Yitian's leave note, and Zhang Yitian said this: "Guide, there is not enough space for the leave note, I didn't finish writing, I really couldn't take off the wig yesterday, but this is not the main reason, the main reason is that I After soaking in the sink in the bathroom overnight, the wig finally fell off.”

The instructor roared, "Then you are in class!"

Zhang Yitian: "But I can't straighten my neck"

Tour guide"……"

Zhang Yitian: "No matter what I look at now, I can only look at the ground. When I look up, it hurts like hell, and my waist hurts too!"

Instructor, "You are definitely the most mentally retarded student and son I have ever seen. Okay, stay in the dormitory and let your Chinese medicine roommate massage you."

Zhang Yitian: "Yes, yes, thank you to the instructor, the instructor loves tiger oil"

The instructor "screw the calf, put it down"

Thanks to Zhang Yitian, Xu Jiangshan was also given a leave of absence by the director today. It is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped.

After pressing it for a day, it finally improved a lot, but Zhang Yitian still couldn't fully raise his head, Xu Jiangshan was so tired.

Zhang Yitian looked at Xu Jiangshan with his eyes hanging, "Thank you, Xiaohua, for staying with me all day, my mother is really, why bother you, I'll just sleep for a day"

Xu Jiangshan shook his head, "Auntie sent the message in the group, and everyone didn't want to come, so I agreed."

Zhang Yitian "...thank you" although it sounds very heart-wrenching