simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan finally accepted the fact that Xue Wei had turned into a big black bear.

Xue Wei "I am very happy to see you, brother Jiang Shan"

Xu Jiangshan "Ang, I am very happy to see you" but he was a little uncomfortable.

Tang Tiaotiao "Well, I am also very happy to see you two"

Xu Jiangshan looked at Tang Tiaotiao who appeared out of nowhere behind him, "..."

Xue Wei also looked at Tang Tiaotiao, who was wearing small glasses and pointed at the orchid, "..."

Tang jumped, "Hi~ two handsome guys~"

Xu Jiangshan wished he could raise his head to the sky and scream and hold the grass! !Then stay away from Tang Tiaotiao's side.

Why is he so sensitive?

Tang Tiaotiao has been very hypocritical ever since he learned the game of kicking the little ball.

yesterday

Xu Jiangshan: "Tomorrow I'm going to find Xue Wei, you don't have my cover, be more honest, don't let that Liu Dou get caught"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Oh~ Ouba~ Don't worry about me~ Don't worry~"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao: "Wear more clothes~ My mother said~ Girls should be considerate and gentle~Look at how good I am now~"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao: "Why don't you talk, Oppa~"

Xu Jiangshan "I—"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Are you unwilling to be friends with me?!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Tang Tiaotiao "Why don't you explain?!! You were not like this before!"

Xu Jiangshan "I'm not—"

Tang Tiaotiao "I don't listen, I don't listen!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...I'm dead"

Tang jumped, "You hung up on me?! I'm dead!!"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't do this"

Tang jumped, "What's wrong with me?!"

Xu Jiangshan "...Okay, then I won't hang up—"

Tang jumped, "You hang up!!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...oh"

Tang jumped, "How dare you hang up—"

Xu Jiangshan yelled "I'm going to your grandma!!" Xu Jiangshan hung up the phone after the roar.

Like a little daughter-in-law every day!It's annoying!

Xu Jiangshan angrily carried his schoolbag and embarked on the road to meet Xue Wei by himself.

"……where are you from?"

Tang Tiaotiao: "Oh~Of course I came to play with you~"

Xu Jiangshan shook, "Stay away from me"

Tang Tiaotiao glared at him, then turned around and saw Xue Wei's eyes lit up, "This handsome guy—"

Xu Jiangshan took advantage of the crowd and pushed him into the crowd, "Go eat shit!" Stay away from my brother! !

Xue Wei didn't recognize him for a while, "Who is he?"

Xu Jiangshan "... scientific name Tiaotiaotang full name Tang Tiaotiao"

Xue Wei nodded and stared at Xu Jiangshan without moving.

Xu Jiangshan sat next to him with a bag "..."

Xue Wei stared at him.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei stared at him.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei stared at him.

Xu Jiangshan: "Ah... that, brother"

Xue Wei "Yeah"

Xu Jiangshan "Can you stop staring at me?"

Xue Wei: "Why? I used to be like this too"

Xu Jiangshan was surprised, "Is there?! Why didn't I pay attention?"

Xue Wei "... I don't know, maybe it's because I'm thin?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't dare to look at him, "...Anyway, don't stare at him, um... there is a feeling...that you're about to be beaten up, that's the way you get beaten up"

Xue Wei: "...No, you think too much, I just want to see how you change"

Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth, "I haven't changed much! It's you!" He turned his head and looked at Xue Wei.

Xue Wei smiled, "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan turned around and said, "It's okay, I just feel that if you call me big brother again, I will die of shame."

Xue Wei "Brother Jiangshan"

The ashamed Xu Jiangshan couldn't help grinning, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Xue Wei: "...Brother Jiangshan?"

Xu Jiangshan's eyes were about to disappear, he looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, "Ho Ho Ho Ho"

Xue Wei "...you seem very excited"

Xu Jiangshan calmly said, "No."

Xue Wei "..." Why is Xu Jiangshan so stinky and shameless but he only likes him more?

Xu Jiangshan: "Okay. Just kidding, tell me about the game"

Xue Wei nodded and told him something about the game. After Xu Jiangshan understood it, he knew it. Tomorrow's game would not be difficult for Xue Wei. He didn't know basketball but he could understand the whole province about height. None of the players are like him, or to put it another way, they need to jump up to reach the basketball hoop, and Xue Wei can touch it by raising his hand under the stand.

"Dear passengers, we have arrived at the terminal of County r passenger station, please get off safely, welcome to take this bus, I wish you a pleasant journey"

Xu Jiangshan "...I don't want to stand up"

Xue Wei "Why?"

Xu Jiangshan: "I imagined for a while what to do when you stand up and my head only reaches your waist..."

Xue Wei "No"

Xu Jiangshan "Oh, that's okay"

Xue Wei "I guess it's up to my chest"

Xu Jiangshan "... I will squat down and go out later"

Xue Wei "poof"

Xu Jiangshan "..." is so angry.

Xue Wei "Don't be angry, I'll take you to the playground to play games"

Xu Jiangshan gritted his teeth, "I can play that kind of thing that children play?!!! I also play rubber bands!! I will not be so childish!! I am a big brother!!!"

Xue Wei was taken aback by the roar, "...Oh, then--"

Xu Jiangshan "But to accompany you, hum, let's go"

Xue Wei opened his mouth "..."

In short, Xue Wei brought Xu Jiangshan to a playground near the training base.

There are quite a lot of people, and now it is Saturday, which is the time for primary school students. Some of them are grandpas leading grandsons, grandmas leading grandsons behind, fathers leading sons behind, mothers leading sons behind, and Xue Wei leads Xu Jiangshan.

Xu Jiangshan "...I want to buy clothes"

Xue Wei "Why?"

Xu Jiangshan "Don't ask, hurry up"

Xue Wei had no choice but to be dragged to the store by him to buy two clothes.

Xue Wei looked at his younger brother's big t-shirt with two large characters printed in black on a white background, and looked at the T-shirt that Xu Jiangshan was holding, which was almost the same color as him but with two big characters printed on it, and blinked "... ..."

Xu Jiangshan is very happy, "Brother~"

Xue Wei "..." He is so naive, but... I like it so much! ! !

After the two changed their clothes, Xu Jiangshan ran around in the crowd with his chest upright, wishing he could put the word "brother" in everyone's eyeballs.

Xue Wei dangled around with him, dangling in the crowd all morning without doing anything, and dangling sweating all over.

Xue Wei took Xu Jiangshan to eat, Xu Jiangshan ate this and that, Xue Wei said, "Why do you only grow horizontally after eating, but not tall?" Unexpectedly, it touched Xu Jiangshan's fragile heart .

Xu Jiangshan hugged and gnawed the fried pork chops, and cried while gnawing, "Ahhh!! You despise me!!! You despise me!! You forgot that you didn't have money to buy exercise books back then, so I bought you a sample to try! Did you forget that you want to eat chicken racks and I will show you the bones to satisfy your hunger?!! You actually despise me!!"

Xue Wei "... you eat well, don't get stuck"

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

Xue Wei looked at Xu Jiangshan looking for water with his fingers and went to buy water helplessly, but Xu Jiangshan really choked on a big piece of pork chop, he raised his head and frowned, "cough—" the pork chop in his mouth was just right It flew out, and also flew out a parabola that passed through points a and c, crossed the y-axis and landed on the x-axis at point b.

The end point of the parabola is the top of a person's head.