simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan took the Band-Aid and said, "Thanks, telegraph pole."

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan opened a medical tampon holding a Band-Aid with his left hand, and water dripped on it, so Xu Jiangshan had to throw it away.

Xu Jiangshan opened another Band-Aid, which stuck to his finger without holding the medical cotton pad, and after Xu Jiangshan tidied it up, he successfully turned it into a sticky mess.

Xu Jiangshan opened the third one. Seeing that it was about to stick crookedly, Xue Wei grabbed Xu Jiangshan's wrist, and then quickly opened a band-aid with the other hand to stick the wound exactly, and then pasted three or four in a row on Xu Jiangshan. hands.Xue Wei heaved a sigh of relief after posting, and moved his gaze up to meet Xu Jiangshan's staring big eyes. He quickly let go of Xu Jiangshan, and changed back to the unwavering and rock-solid appearance before.

Xu Jiangshan raised his eyebrows, "Oh, I didn't expect you to be so thin and strong... You are still 1.9 meters tall"

Xue Wei turned his head away.

Xu Jiangshan: "It's getting dark, I have to go home, you should go home too?"

Xue Wei nodded slightly, but Liu Hai's eyes dimmed, and his back felt a little lumpy.

Xu Jiangshan: "...I said, why are you always hunchbacked? You are already thin and look like a street lamp"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan: "Huh—your parents don't live with you now?"

Xue Wei followed him "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Don't talk, is there anyone in your family? Talk to me~"

Xue Wei "Well, no one"

Xu Jiangshan paused slightly.Xue Wei didn't pay attention and didn't have time to hold back the force, shaking Xu Jiangshan's whole body when he stopped.

"Oh...you're really useful, do you know why I say that?"

Xue Wei shook his head.

Xu Jiangshan rubbed his chin, "You don't eat lunch and don't like to talk, you're depressed, but you still have the strength to knock me into the air, isn't it useless?"

Xue Wei originally wanted to say that anyone could knock you into the air, but after thinking about it, he thought it was hurtful, so he didn't say it.

"No one at home is so boring, come to my house? My house is not big but there is an empty room, who knows if I have cleaned it up, but it is fine to live in the same room with me, come? There is meat~"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan can't wait to put on a cloak and hold a crystal ball to confuse Xue Wei, "Come here ~ pork ribs ~ a big piece of meat ~ my grandma is very nice, grandpa is also good, they will like you very much when you come~ "

Xue Wei: "...OK"

Xu Jiangshan "Ahhh!!"

Xue Wei was taken aback.

Xu Jiangshan hugged him and shouted, "Someone did my homework for me!!!"

Xue Wei "?"

Xue Wei followed behind Xu Jiangshan, and Xu Jiangshan himself felt that he was patted on the back of Xue Wei very firmly with Xue Wei, "Hey, street lamp, stand up straighter."

Xue Wei "..."

Seeing him raise his head, Xu Jiangshan said, "Yes! That's it! You know how to look at people with your nostrils! It's rare for you to be this tall. You say you use your nostrils when you look at everyone. When people get angry, you say that you can't help being so tall. Quack quack, I need a beating, quack quack"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan entertained himself all the way.

Xue Wei paused slightly, "...wait...for a moment"

Xu Jiangshan turned around suspiciously, "Ah? What's the matter? We're all home now, so I'm sorry, I won't be able to catch up with my homework today."

Xue Wei looked at the four big characters of Harmony Garden and asked Xu Jiangshan, "Do you live here?"

Xu Jiangshan took it for granted, "That's right, the area where the disaster victims gather, there are many such communities here, what's wrong?"

Xue Wei turned around and turned his head away.

Only then did Xu Jiangshan remember what Liu Douya had said about Xue Wei's father, why did he buy this place...

"Uh...you"

Xue Wei turned around and left, and he said he shouldn't have followed.

Xu Jiangshan grabbed him.

Xue Wei "...what are you doing?"

Xu Jiangshan scratched his head, "Look, you agreed to have dinner with me, so where is your home?"

Xue Wei frowned, "What are you doing?"

Xu Jiangshan let go of him, "Let's go to your house? Grandpa has grandma and doesn't need me to take care of him. Uh, you are bored by yourself? Where is your house? Can you let me live?"

The light wind blew Xue Wei's bangs, Xu Jiangshan saw his eyes widen, the wind passed Xue Wei said "OK"

This time it was changed, Xu Jiangshan made a phone call at the store at the door and followed Xue Wei.

Xue Wei walked as fast as if there was a wolf behind him.

Xu Jiangshan patted him when he lowered his head, and patted him with his hunchback. Xue Wei's skin was red all the way, and every time he heard Xu Jiangshan's jumping voice, he couldn't help but raise his chest.

Xu Jiangshan: "That's right, why are you hunchbacked? I used to be hunchbacked too, and my grandma chased and beat me with a tickle"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "..." What annoying words did he ask again?

Xue Wei "arrived"

Xu Jiangshan took a look, and what was in front of him was not a community, but a place similar to a relocation building in the suburbs. Compared with the regular house they lived in, it was more like a family building in disrepair.

Xue Wei took him up to the second floor and looked for the key.

"Isn't this your home?" Otherwise, how could parents leave their teenage children in such a ghostly place.

"house for rent"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Oh~"

Xue Wei opened the door, and Xu Jiangshan followed him while changing his shoes and looking at the room.

The room is not big, but it is very tidy. No, cleanliness is a compliment. This room can be described as empty. For example, there is no table. Although there is one room and one living room, there is neither TV nor sofa in the living room, just like... a cardboard box , the empty kind.

Xu Jiangshan looked at the bedroom and heaved a sigh of relief. The bedroom is still very good. There are chairs, beds, and a laptop, but the curtains are drawn tightly and the room is very dark.

Xue Wei went to the kitchen, "What do you want to eat?"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the egg beater held upside down in his hand and said, "What will you do?"

Xue Wei: "...By the way, I can't do anything, how about eating instant noodles?"

Xu Jiangshan remembered the smell of oily smoke on his body before, so it turned out that he didn't know how to cook, "Let me do it"

Xu Jiangshan used the only two potatoes and one cabbage left in Xue Wei's house to make a fried potato with cabbage.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei took a bite and took another bite.

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xue Wei continued to eat, mouthful after mouthful.

Xu Jiangshan, "How long have you eaten instant noodles?"

Xue Wei stopped and thought for a while, "It was a long time ago, I can't remember."

Xu Jiangshan "..." I feel so sad, I feel like I am a support teacher from the countryside.

Xu Jiangshan looked at Xue Wei as if he was looking at an Audi with a very good chassis fitted with a Wuling Hongguang shell.

"No, I can't stand it anymore!"

Xue Wei was taken aback, "The toilet is next to the bedroom"

Xu Jiangshan "Tomorrow, I will take you to cut your hair!!"

Xue Wei covered his head "..."

Xu Jiangshan "Eat!"

Xue Wei "Oh"

After Xu Jiangshan slept with Xue Wei for one night, their revolutionary friendship was strengthened, and Tang Tiaotiao was left out in the cold the next day. In Tang Tiaotiao's jealous eyes, Xu Jiangshan was like an old hen protecting its cubs Running around with Xue Wei.

Xu Jiangshan took out all his pocket money to cut Xue Wei's sideburns, but because Xue Wei's hair is very hard, it can't be too short. Both sides weighed that the barber cut Xue Wei's hair under the strict supervision of Xu's mother. With a handsome haircut, the barber also thought that Xue Wei's eyeballs would be so aura when he showed them. After the cut, he took a camera and rushed to take pictures for advertising.

Xu Jiangshan was happy to let Xue Wei show his face more, but Xue Wei hid back and forth and refused to let him be photographed. Later, the barber said that it was free and no money was required. Xu Jiangshan strangled his neck and took pictures.

Xue Wei is very wronged, even if he walks on the avenue and becomes an intersection, he is also very wronged, even if all the little girls stare at him, he is also very wronged.

Xu Jiangshan bought him ice cream to compensate him, and the two ate happily.