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Xue Wei remembered that Xu Jiangshan was not afraid of anything, neither hooligans nor bourgeois forces, but... ghosts.

Xu Jiangshan had a blast, "It's just a haunted house, I haven't been there yet"

Xue Wei "..." No, you have been there, and you were still crying inside and almost passed out.

Xu Jiangshan looked forward to it, "What's the matter? Are you going in? It's a pity if you don't play, you've already paid for it..."

Xue Wei: "Do you want to play something else?"

Xu Jiangshan: "That's what you said before... Are you afraid of ghosts?"

Xue Wei: "Huh?"

Xu Jiangshan rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't be afraid! Look at me—" He lowered his head and rolled it back, and said awkwardly, "I'm so thin, I'm not afraid of you old man, what are you afraid of?"

Xue Wei "..." speechless, what should I do?

Xu Jiangshan dragged Xue Wei, who was afraid of ghosts, into the haunted house.

The receptionist at the door glanced at Xue Wei and pointed to the sign: Do not treat staff pretending to be ghosts violently.

Xue Wei nodded knowingly.

Xu Jiangshan thought that the receptionist was signaling to him "Got it"

Xue Wei "..."

The receptionist glanced at Xu Jiangshan and then pointed to the table beside him to ask him to hold a tissue to prevent Xu Jiangshan from having no paper to wipe his tears when he cried bitterly.

Xu Jiangshan pursed his lips, lifted the curtain and went in.

Xue Wei followed in.

The receptionist looked at Xu Jiangshan in doubt, wondering if he is still a brave man?Not to mention that there were really a few brave girls a few days ago, maybe the tall one is the one who is afraid of ghosts in this world.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The receptionist was taken aback for a moment, he heard correctly... the short guy, right?

Xu Jiangshan looked at the ghost that appeared at the dark corner, turned around and ran away, "Ahhh!!!"

His reaction was much faster than before. If he had to let his mind go for a while before buffering, he would know how to run.

Xue Wei got separated from him, and when he was listening to the voice and looking for him, he saw Xu Jiangshan's short legs chamfering vigorously.He rushed over to stop Xu Jiangshan, Xu Jiangshan was tearing up and snotting, talking nonsense in fright, Xue Wei held him down so he didn't let him continue running.

The staff who play ghosts have a sense of accomplishment!You can vaguely see his happy smile through the mask!He also swung the big plastic ax twice from time to time.

Xue Wei "..."

The staff looked puzzled at Xue Wei who was motionless and staring at him, what are they looking at?Why don't you run away?

Xue Wei stared at him.

Xu Jiangshan was in his arms, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The staff "..." Why do you feel like you have bullied someone's child and met the child's parents? !

Xue Wei "Go away"

The staff "..." Oh, just don't hit me.

After listening to the ax mopping the floor, Xu Jiangshan finally became quiet, wiped two handfuls of snot on Xue Wei's clothes, and then remembered that it was his clothes, and was about to cry again.

Xue Wei quickly picked up Xu Jiangshan's own sleeve and wiped it for him, and Xu Jiangshan became quiet again.

Xu Jiangshan's legs were already weak before he walked halfway through the haunted house, and Xue Wei wrapped his hands around his creaking nest behind him to make him move forward with his feet dangling in the air like a ghost.

The hanged ghost who was about to jump out was almost frightened by Xu Jiangshan. The hanged ghost was very unconvinced. He is a regular professional who gets 2000 yuan a month!The hanged ghost stroked his long tongue and suddenly fell from the roof.

The hanged ghost "slightly—"

After Xu Jiangshan saw it clearly, his face changed drastically, and he kicked his legs to run as if he had been spat with blood, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Xue Wei moved him behind and looked back at the hanged ghost, "Get lost!"

The hanged ghost "..." Get lost, what's wrong? ! !

Xu Jiangshan's soul came out of his body, "Woo..."

Xue Wei thought not to scare him into a fool, so he pulled up Xu Jiangshan's collar. The padded jacket Xu Jiangshan was wearing was so big that it looked like a big black bucket.

Xu Jiangshan "..." couldn't see anything.

Xue Wei nodded, then walked forward with the big black barrel in his arms.

Xu Jiangshan thought to himself that there might be some other ghosts in a while, so it's better to let Xue Wei pack it for himself and take it out.

Speaking of which, just now it was really... too scary! !When he was young, Liu Yun showed him a three-day horror movie. He was only seven years old at that time. He thought he had almost forgotten it after so many years. Now it seems that this memory is much deeper than he thought!

Xu Jiangshan suddenly felt that something was staring at him, Xue Wei was hugging him and walking towards the exit, how could he have eyes to look at him... He slowly stretched out his hand and pulled down the clothes, only to meet a pair of eyes full of whites! !

"Ah——!!!" "Ah——!!"

Xue Wei looked back and saw a starving ghost staring at Xu Jiangshan and howling one after another.

Xue Wei pulled Xu Jiangshan forward, and Xu Jiangshan had... fainted.

Xue Wei looked at the culprit after discovering this fact.

The starving ghost froze for a moment, "...I'm just curious about what's inside...I don't know it's a person..."

Xue Wei looked left and right and finally walked up to him, stretched out his hand and pulled off his two big white eyeballs, put them in his pocket and walked away.

The starving ghost paid 200 yuan for destroying the props, but he resigned to his fate and paid it, he was afraid that the fainted person would make him pay for medical expenses.

The fact is not as serious as he imagined. Xue Wei carried Xu Jiangshan on his back and did not go far before Xu Jiangshan woke up. After waking up, the first sentence he said was "ghost——"

Xue Wei put him on the seat beside him "It's not a ghost, it's me"

Xu Jiangshan opened his eyes and stared at the front without moving.

Xue Wei: "What's wrong?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't speak.

Xue Wei "Are you thirsty?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't speak.

Xue Wei: "Are you hungry?"

Xu Jiangshan is "hungry"

Xue Wei "... let's go, eat"

Xue Wei took Xu Jiangshan to eat, and Xu Jiangshan came back to life after eating two fried chicken legs and one glutinous rice ball.

"Oh, it's delicious, thank you Xue Wei"

Xue Wei "Do you still eat? Don't eat, don't eat bad stomach"

Xu Jiangshan ate glutinous rice dumplings in two mouthfuls, "I'm full, so happy."

Xue Wei finally showed a smile, "Let's go, go home"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the sky outside, "The night market starts after four o'clock, shall we stay outside? We have to walk half an hour to go home, and maybe the night market starts right after we go back and forth."

Xue Wei nodded, "Then...where are you going?"

Just as Xu Jiangshan was about to say that he was waiting here for Xue Wei, the phone rang.

"Boss? Jiang Shan is with you, right? His phone was sealed yesterday, so he has to hit you."

Xue Wei glanced at Xu Jiangshan, "Well, together"

"The two of us caught a wild Erha in Qingshan, Erha, do you know? It's a husky, a dog, and it's being dragged by Erhua now."

Xue Wei: "...There are no wild huskies. It is very likely that people who exercised took them and forgot to bring them home. Do you have any collars or names?"

There was a thin and broken sound over there, followed by Liu Pingan's voice, "No, sir, it is wild, with a dirty body, a bit of a messy coat, and its tail is down, and it looks very wimpy."

Xue Wei opened his mouth "..."

"Does it have short, pointed ears and the tip of its tail pointing down?"

Liu Ping'an was pleasantly surprised, "Hey, boss, you are right!"

Xue Wei "That's a wolf"

Liu Pingan "..."

No.60 Two vegetarian wolves

Xue Wei "is a wolf, the difference between a wolf and a husky is obvious, for example, it looks at people very strangely"

Liu Pingan looked back and was harassed by Zhang Yitian all the time. He was worried and vicious with deep eyes, and the hand holding the mobile phone was trembling.

"... hold... the grass"

Xue Wei: "You can't run now, wolves will remember your smell, are there any cars around you? Hide in, or look for crowds, wolves won't pick places where there are many people to attack"

Liu Pingan looked at the bare surroundings except for a few snow-covered pine trees and said in despair, "There is nothing—only a few trees, boss—help, boss—"

Xue Wei: "... Is there any ham sausage or something? Keep it on the ground. Jiangshan and I will go there right away. What floor are you on in Qingshan?"

Liu Pingan carefully took out the steamed stuffed bun for breakfast in his pocket, put it on the ground and took a few steps back, "The third floor, boss, I'll hang up first."

Xue Wei stood up, "Let's go"

Xu Jiangshan wondered, "What's wrong?"

Xue Wei, "Have they practiced any martial arts before?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "Liu Ping'an plays football very well, what's wrong?"

Xue Wei "Going to Qingshan, the two of them met a wolf"

Xu Jiangshan "Huh?! Wolf?!"

The two of them ran all the way from Third Street to Qingshan behind the Harmony Garden, and then found Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan who were crouching in the bushes when it was dark.

Zhang Yitian was about to cry, "Boss—Jiangshan—you guys are coming down!!"

Xu Jiangshan: "What are you two doing? The wolves are gone, come out!"

Liu Pingan stretched out his head and looked left and right, "It's gone?"

Xu Jiangshan "I've already left! We didn't see it all the way here."

Liu Pingan lowered his head and let out a sigh of relief after confirming, "I was scared to death..."

Zhang Yitian cried and begged Xu Jiangshan to hug him, Xu Jiangshan took a step back impatiently, "I heard from my grandfather that there used to be wolves here, but I haven't seen them yet, and I really want to see them."

Zhang Yitian: "Oh, isn't it right behind you?"

Liu Pingan glanced behind Xu Jiangshan and said, "Yes, it's right behind you! Hehe—"

Xu Jiangshan looked back.

After the four of them looked at the gray and dirty coyote, the atmosphere became freezing point.

Xu Jiangshan "...isit?"

Zhang Yitian: "Ahhhh——"

Liu Pingan: "Ahhhh——"

Xue Wei "shut up"

Several people covered their mouths and hugged together, not daring to make a sound.

The coyote was not disturbed by them either, just stood there motionless and looked at them.

Xue Wei: "...we have a lot of people, it doesn't dare to attack, go to the foot of the mountain first, you are together, don't stare at it and don't shout"

The three of them chattered and walked down the mountain, covering their mouths. Xue Wei was watching the wolf from behind.

Xu Jiangshan may have snowed at the front. The snow on the mountain melted and then icy and slippery. Xu Jiangshan just felt that he stepped on something slippery and fell on Zhang Yitian. "Ah——"

Zhang Tiantian panicked, "Hey, hey?!"

The road on the mountain was slippery, and the three of them walked away because they were afraid. Zhang Yitian, who was pressed against the unpaved dirt road on the mountain, immediately lost his balance and fell on Liu Pingan, "Ah——"

Liu Pingan was looking back at the wolf, only to hear a burst of panic in front of him, and something was pressed on him, "Ah?! What are you doing?!" Before he could finish speaking, he fell to the ground, and the three of them barked for a while. You grabbed I and I grabbed you, face to foot, face to face, I don't know whose face is close to whose heel, Xu Jiangshan himself is as soft as a QQ candy, and he is the worst one among them.

In order not to be slipped down to the bottom, Xu Jiangshan had no choice but to hold on to Zhang Yitian's trouser legs tightly. Zhang Yitian only felt his lower body cool down and lowered his head. One day, his sexy red ding-string pants had already come out and blown the air, "Ahhhh—my pants !!!”

Liu Pingan tightly grasped his waistband, "Shout a few times!!! Don't pull my pants!! Ahhhh——"

Xu Jiangshan only felt that he was like a kite that was unthreaded, sliding down the mountain road and passing a few small stones, which added a little bumpy feeling.

In order to prevent his legs from being scraped by the mountain road, Zhang Yitian reflexively searched for something soft to cover himself, and crawled on Liu Pingan's body, shaking his tears hard!

Liu Pingan: "Ahhh!! You go away!!!" Said Shi Ji and kicked Zhang Yishan down at that time, Zhang Yitian was kicked by this ruthless kick with tears and snot running down, "Don't any of you think about it!" Run!!" I saw him grab Xu Jiangshan, who was falling, and propped his body up on the mountain and the rubber track. Liu Pingan "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—" and then stuck on Zhang Yitian's face.

"Ahhh-"

"Ahhh, bring your face here!!!"

"I want to go down!!"

The three of them were stuck between the runway and the mountain in Gyeongsan, like loaches wallowing in the sewer and unable to get ashore.

Xue Wei "..." What are these three people doing?Why is it so loud...

Attracted by the sound, the coyote looked towards the foot of the mountain, then turned around and burrowed into the bushes.

Xue Wei breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the small dirt road between the runway and the mountain. He saw three intertwined bodies and limbs "..." Can't he walk on the runway?

After Xue Wei walked to them, he couldn't find a place to strike... After watching for a while, he finally decided to push them. This method is still useful. When the sphere composed of three people reached the foot of the mountain, it fell apart. .

Zhang Yitian looked at his feet and sighed, his waist is so good, and he can put his legs in front of his head.

Liu Ping'an's bottom-of-the-line brain buzzed, "Oh... Is Xiao Jiang okay?"

Xu Jiangshan sat on the ground for a while, then raised his hand to stroke his hair, "Who just pulled my hair..."

Zhang Yitian: "Compared to that, I think it's most important that you give me your pants first!!"

Xu Jiangshan "...oh, I'm sorry, here it is"

Xue Wei called the animal protection organization, and the wolf was taken away by the staff after a while. I heard that it was a coyote, but its stomach was full of grass, probably because it likes to eat vegetarian.

After tossing and tossing for so long, a few people walked in embarrassment on the drink and finally waited for the night market.

Xu Jiangshan was very happy, squeezing back and forth in the crowd, Xue Wei was busy following him and didn't have time to look at the other two people, so Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan just wandered around.

After eating a lot of food, Xu Jiangshan burped and stopped on the ground.

Xue Wei looked at the cage in front of him... the rabbit in it "... like it?"

Xu Jiangshan nodded.

Xue Weigang took out the money, Xu Jiangshan hurriedly turned around and covered his pocket, "Don't buy it"

Xue Wei was surprised, "Don't you like it?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

The uncle who sold the rabbit was very happy at first, but he was not happy when he saw that Xu Jiangshan would not let Xue Wei pay for it.

Xu Jiangshan glanced at him, then stood up and pulled Xue Wei away.

Xue Wei: "Really don't want it?"

Xu Jiangshan "...No, when I was a child, my grandfather bought me exactly the same as the one just now. I named that rabbit Hobbit, and then we got along very well. I fed it on time every day, 1 minute The kind that is not bad, rain or shine, it has grown a full two catties."

Xue Wei nodded, "It's rare that you are serious about things other than study. What happened later?"

Xu Jiangshan "Braised Rabbit Meat, Braised Rabbit Head"

Xue Wei "..."

Xu Jiangshan "It's delicious, but I'm too tired to eat it"

Xue Wei "..." No wonder Xu Jiangshan's eyes were a little familiar just now, it turned out that the eyes were not looking at animals but at braised rabbit meat.

Xue Wei, "You used to like small animals very much. There was a dog named Voldemort, remember?"

Xu Jiangshan was taken aback, "What did you say? Voldemort?... I don't remember"

Xue Wei: "Oh, what else do you want to eat?"

Xu Jiangshan held him back, "You... are also from Experimental High School?"

Xue Wei "...someone set off fireworks"

Xu Jiangshan was originally shorter than him, in the past Xu Jiangshan would look into his eyes and raise his head to talk to him, but now Xu Jiangshan doesn't look at him, so he can only say that, because he doesn't know what Xu Jiangshan's expression is.

Xu Jiangshan grabbed Xue Wei's sleeve, "You knew me before, right?"

Xue Wei's eyelids couldn't help but twitch "..."

Xu Jiangshan "You don't speak"

Xue Wei "What do you want to hear?"

Xu Jiangshan didn't expect it to be so easy. He raised his head to look at Xue Wei's face in surprise, and just bumped into the other party's eyes staring at him. It was dark and there were no stars in winter, but he felt dazzled that the other party's eyes were boundless The two brightest stars in the night.

"What do you know? Tell me all about it! Okay? Okay?"

Xu Jiangshan succeeded too easily, and it was inevitable that he was a little excited and even the hand holding Xue Wei began to tremble.

Xue Wei smiled wryly, "Don't look at me like that, don't ask me like that... my brother Jiangshan" so I couldn't refuse.

No.60 three

Xu Jiangshan, a freshman in high school, is known as the overlord of the high school in T Town, and he belongs to the kind of person who walks like a gust of wind.People call you Brother Jianghu, you talk a lot, never win a fight, never lose a fight!

How can the authentic boss of the rivers and lakes not have the standard brother of the rivers and lakes? !Xu Jiangshan's number one younger brother!Tang Tiaotiao, known as Tiaotiaotang, is a student committee member, a nimble little man, who has followed Xu Jiangshan for many years to appreciate the essence of Xu Jiangshan's fighting.Isn't it because of Xu Jiangshan's training that the 800-meter runner-up is the first one, and the second one is still waiting.

Xu Jiangshan's name is not very famous in his new high school, and the original junior high school is not very famous anyway, Xu Jiangshan was thinking about what to use to gain a sense of presence in high school?

That day after school, Xu Jiangshan and Tang Tiaotiao parted ways. Xu Jiangshan passed by an alley, thinking that it would be great if there was some robbery in it at this time, and the day he rushed in to show his skills and become famous was just around the corner!That's all he thought about, but he didn't expect to hear some strange sounds when he got close.

"Damn it, why are you pretending to be so aggressive after the house has moved so far away?! He's quite tall—he's usually quite embarrassing—kick him in the stomach!"

There was another muffled sound inside. It sounded like there were quite a lot of people... Why didn't the people who were beaten say anything?This situation is not very optimistic... This is not robbery, the voice does not sound like an adult, this is school violence!

Xu Jiangshan put his schoolbag outside the alley, and he leaned against the wall and stretched his neck to look into the alley. He saw a row of blue and white school uniforms rushing into Xu Jiangshan's eyeballs, holding grass!It's a student of my own high school!The ones I don’t know must have just moved here, it’s so fucking scary! !Taking a closer look inside, there was only one person who was beaten, and he was sitting on the ground and was beaten with no power to fight back... It's so fucking ruthless! !Kick someone in the stomach? !A pack of dogs—

Xu Jiangshan retracted his neck, and what he said just now that he wanted to be famous was thrown behind his head, and his mind was full of the boy who was beaten just now lying on the ground without saying a word.

Xu Jiangshan looked around, slowly took out the books in the schoolbag, picked up two yuan and put them in, zipped it up, and weighed it in his hand. There are four or five in the alley, Xu Jiang Shan thought about the countermeasures, just carried the schoolbag and swung it around, and then ran away with that person, yes!That's what people do!

"Ahhhhh!!"

Xu Jiangshan's sudden voice and sudden figure almost scared the bad boys who were afraid of the teacher to pee out! !I saw Xu Jiangshan raised his schoolbag and rushed to a few stunned people, and then swung his shoulders round.

"Hold the grass!! There must be something in his schoolbag!!" Several people hurriedly covered their faces to prevent the ghost schoolbag from hitting them.

There was a "kuang", and the world was still for a few seconds. When everyone opened their eyes, they saw Xu Jiangshan's hand was empty, and his schoolbag was on the roof on the other side of the alley.

"..."

Xu Jiangshan "..." What should I do? What if I fail to pretend to be coercive?Waiting online, very urgent.

"Fuck!! Fuck!!"

Xu Jiangshan fell down with one kick, and his face was still red when he fell, he thought to himself, he would be ashamed to be dead! !Xu Jiangshan came over with a few fists and asked unwillingly.

"What's your name?!! What grade are you in?! Doesn't the teacher know that you bully people like this?!"

The leading boy grew up as a thief, with a pockmarked face, he lit a cigarette, "Hmph, I'm afraid of a fart, I, Li Dou, have never been afraid of anyone!"

Xu Jiangshan thought to himself why didn't that brother on the ground run away? !He has attracted so much firepower, and he still sticks there on his stomach to dry chicken feathers? !He is very impatient! !I'm afraid he's not a fool, is he? !

"Oh... that, big brother, stop hitting me, look at my small body..."

Li Dou glanced at him, "Hey, I remember you, Xu...Qingshan? Stop hitting! I'm talking to him! A bunch of idiots!"

Xu Jiangshan touched his butt, "Uh...Xu Jiangshan"

Li Dou took a puff of cigarette, "Cough, cough!!"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Brother, you don't know how to smoke!

Li Dou wiped his mouth, "I remember you, it seems that I helped my sister move flowers when I was in junior high school, it's all right, come here to participate if I have nothing to do"

Xu Jiangshan: "...No, didn't I think it was too miserable to be beaten? Well, how did this person offend you?"

Li Dou looked at the motionless figure on the ground with contempt on his face, "He deserves it! Did you hear that, our subsidized housing was almost bought by this bastard's father! It's a shame—fortunately, he Daddy is bankrupt." Speaking of bending over, he spit at the boy's side.

Xu Jiangshan "...so that's what happened...but it doesn't have much to do with him..."

Li Daou took a puff of cigarette indomitably, "This fucking has nothing to do with you! Hurry up and stop talking nonsense, get out of here!"

Xu Jiangshan looked at the boy, he was so motionless that he might be dead, right?

"Brother, look, how about I be your little brother? You can ask me to do whatever you want, but if you let him go today, I will be your errand runner, the kind that lasts forever!"

Li Dou, "Ah cough cough cough!! Cough——"

Xu Jiangshan "..." Brother, you don't know how to smoke, can you stop fucking smoking?Are you mentally handicapped? !

Li Dou: "What do I want you for? You look like a Chinese cabbage—not to mention, you look quite popular..."

Xu Jiangshan "..." Holding the grass? !

"Hey?! Isn't this a soybean? What are you doing, Li Dou?! Bullying your classmates again?! Do you still want to study?!"

Li Dou looked at the stout middle-aged woman at the entrance of the alley and suddenly changed from a weasel to an old hen who couldn't lay eggs, "Er Niang?!...I"

Those little attendants around "It's Aunt Li"

Aunt Li's face trembled and grabbed Li Dou's ears, Li Dou's eyes were squeezed out of pain, "Ah, ah, it hurts, it hurts, ma'am!"

"Have you learned to smoke?!"

Li Dou threw away the cigarette butt, "No, no, no——"

Aunt Li carried Li Dou and disappeared into the distant horizon.

A few followers, you look at me and I look at you, and they leave.

Xu Jiangshan struggled a few times to get up, and then stood up enough to reach the schoolbag, but found that it was completely out of reach.

He was stretching his arms vigorously. Suddenly there were footsteps behind him, and then a huge figure enveloped him. When Xu Jiangshan turned around, he saw a sharp chin and... nostrils.

When he came back to his senses, the schoolbag was already in his arms.

Xu Jiangshan "..." What should I do, after seeing his height, I also want to beat him to relieve my anger.

Xu Jiangshan watched this buddy pat his clothes a few times as if nothing happened, and then limped to the entrance of the alley with his schoolbag on his back.

"Hey!! Dude!! Are you okay?! Are your legs okay?!"

The man paused slightly, then left as if he hadn't heard anything.

Xu Jiangshan wanted to chase and found that the schoolbag was too heavy for him to keep up, so he could only watch the man leave.

Xu Jiangshan "..." This is the most failed act of coercion.