simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan's birthday was considered complete, his wish may have been fulfilled, the cake... also ate, and he also received sincere blessings from several friends. The man lives in the same house, that's right, Xu Jiangshan's small house.

The specific reason is that Aunt Li believes in Buddha and placed a Buddha with a green light in the room. It was originally in a small cubicle, but she was found by Xiaohong and Xiaolu for some reason, and the two children were frightened. I had to take a pen and start drawing a formation to summon Ou Cong Man, who is a Japanese citizen. As a result, the Japanese flight may have been delayed and Aunt Li did not arrive. In the end, the two of them did not sleep in Aunt Li's room.

In this way, the room upstairs that was originally reserved for Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian changed hands.

Xu Jiangshan took off his shoes first and entered the room.

Zhang Tiantian didn't notice the tiles protruding more than ten inches under his feet, and before he could yell out, he fell on the wool blanket.

Liu Pingan gloated behind him, "Ah quack quack idiot—ah quack quack"

Xu Jiangshan came over to help Zhang Yitian, Zhang Yitian stood up in embarrassment, and took a special look at the height at the door that could kill someone if he stepped on the air without paying attention. And I specially designed it to be very... unique.”

Xu Jiangshan helped him to the bed, and Zhang Yitian almost shook his butt off the bed where there was no bed but only a plank, "Oh..."

Xu Jiangshan "...don't be like this, didn't you sleep very happily yesterday?"

Zhang Yitian wants to cry but has no tears: "Today is miserable, four people... I'm afraid I'm going to sleep on the wall"

Liu Pingan, having learned from the past, cautiously raised his legs and stepped into the room, and smiled proudly at Zhang Yitian, "Don't worry, I'll sleep on the bed at worst, and you sleep on the wall."

Zhang Yitian was so moved, "Oh, it really is you, Dahua..." Then he realized something was wrong, "What did you just say?! I slept on the wall and you slept on the bed?! What kind of nonsense are you talking about? I will kill you ah!!!"

Liu Pingan was sitting on the swivel chair and giggling. If Zhang Tiantian hadn't seen the size of the room, he would have kicked him with a knife.

Xue Wei knocked his head on the door frame...

"Uh……"

Liu Pingan "poof"

Zhang Yitian "poof"

Xu Jiangshan was concerned about the battle between Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian just now and didn't pay attention to Xue Wei. He should have reminded him that the door frame of his house is only 1.8 meters five, which is why his grandfather thought it was too tall at the beginning, saying that he could carry himself It's gone, but it's obviously not enough for a 1.9-meter person like Xue Wei.

Xue Wei frowned and then glanced at Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian, who immediately fell silent.

Xu Jiangshan "Simba, are you okay?"

Xue Wei nodded and stepped up, Xu Jiangshan opened his mouth to remind him "in front of the table..."

Xue Wei walked around the front of the table and sat down beside him.

Xu Jiangshan "..." This action is too natural, right? !

The four old men are really bored together, they thought of a good way to pass the time, watching a movie.

Because of the uneven height and lack of chairs, all four of them sat on the floor with the computer on the bed. The other three were very comfortable, and only Xue Wei had to bow his head slightly.

Xu Jiangshan felt better again and asked happily, "Let's watch a movie together! What do you want to watch?"

The three spoke in unison with a tacit understanding

Xue Wei "You are free"

Liu Ping'an "Kung Fu Panda Movie Version"

Zhang Yitian "The Vampire Chronicles"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

"Zootopia, huh? Okay"

Zhang Yitian: "It's a vampire——"

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "Understood, Zootopia, okay"

Zhang Yitian "I—"

Xue Wei glanced at Zhang Yitian, Zhang Yitian smiled and cheered, "Crazy Zootopia!! I really like it!!"

"Ha-ha-heh-"

He's going to cry.

Xu Jiangshan stared at the computer screen tightly, and occasionally looked back at them when he was enjoying himself. Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian had to applaud and cheer despite Xue Wei's coercion.

Xu Jiangshan finally felt that the atmosphere was not right after half an hour. After thinking for a while, he took out a deck of playing cards in the desk drawer and joined in truth or dare, which made Zhang Yitian and Liu Pingan's pouting go away.

Zhang Yitian held two cards in his hand, "Hey hey hey"

There were only two cards left for the other three, and the battle was at its height, and hearing Liu Ping'an's laughter made goose bumps all over his body.

Liu Pingan kicked him, "You laughed at your grandma's leg, and her teeth fell out! It's disgusting."

Zhang Yitian ignored him and continued to laugh.

Liu Pingan felt panicked, "Isn't it? You have the king left in your hand?! Impossible! You have that luck?!"

Zhang Yitian "ah quack quack quack"

Everyone "..."

Zhang Yitian lost, he had two fours left

Liu Pingan wished he could cut him to death, "You two, why don't you pretend to be a fart! I'm so scared that I dare not breathe!"

Xu Jiangshan "Truth or Dare, come, choose one"

Zhang Yitian: "To be honest, I'm afraid that if I choose the second flower of the big adventure, I will eat shit"

Liu Pingan nodded, "I want to come"

Zhang Yitian pouted.

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, "Well... no, I can't think of it, you test him"

Liu Pingan "I'll come, I'll come!"

Xue Wei "You are with him"

Liu Pingan was taken aback, "I forgot..."

Xue Wei "Tell me the most anticipated and most disappointing thing you have done since you were a child"

Zhang Tiantian thought about it "..."

"A little niece came to my family that year. One day I came home from school and ran to my niece's room in a hurry. I couldn't wait to throw away my schoolbag and watched the little niece who was struggling on the bed show a successful gesture. Smile, I-"

Liu Pingan's eyes were about to burst, and the playing cards were all bent.

"Don't look at me like that, listen to me, I can't wait to take off her clothes regardless of her struggle—"

Liu Pingan came out of the room aggressively.

Zhang Yitian: "What did he do?"

Xu Jiangshan "...don't worry, my kitchen knives are not in the habit of putting them outside"

Zhang Yitian patted his chest, "I'm relieved."

Xu Jiangshan "Go on, finish your sentence"

Zhang Yitian "Then I tore off her diaper and changed her to a new clean one according to my mother's instructions. She finally stopped crying. To my disappointment, this matter was not as fun as my mother said , and it stinks”

Liu Pingan, who was standing at the door and was about to enter the house with an axe, went downstairs again.

Xu Jiangshan nodded, "So? How old is your niece?"

Zhang Yitian is "two and a half years old"

I don’t know what happened today, maybe it’s because Xu Jiangshan’s cell phone was broken, God felt sorry for him, so he was very friendly to him, and he and Xue Wei won the second round. This time, Liu Pingan prevented Zhang Yi from saying something that made people If I misunderstood, I chose Big Adventure.

They thought it was impossible for Xu Jiangshan to come up with something embarrassing for them to do, but Xu Jiangshan actually asked them...to hug each other.

Xu Jiangshan felt that the two of them were flirting, bah!Uh, the relationship between gay friends who hurt each other sometimes needs this kind of warm hug to ease it.

Zhang Yitian rarely sees Liu Pingan staring at him without speaking...

Liu Pingan looked at Zhang Tiantian and wondered why he didn't speak? !Talk to the fuck! !What an embarrassment! !

Zhang Yitian "..." You don't take the initiative? !I am so thin and I take the initiative? !You are blind! !

Liu Ping'an was weird... blushing...

Zhang Yitian also discovered this, and then...his face turned red...

Xu Jiangshan "..." Huh? !well? ! !What!what's the situation? !What kind of atmosphere is this? !

Xue Wei couldn't help moving towards Xu Jiangshan.

The four elders can't extricate themselves from the atmosphere of being in harmony until they grow old, growing old together, having a son early, and being together for a hundred years! ! !