simba and sean

Xu Jiangshan's home

When Xu Jiangshan saw his grandfather fell asleep, he asked Xiaohong and Xiaolu to go out and play with making snowmen. Aunt Li watched them both in the living room. Snowball fights, it looks fun"

Liu Pingan: "Cut, childish, boring, so boring, this is only played by three-year-old children"

Zhang Yitian nodded and lay on the window with his mouth open, "Isn't it, it's not too cold in winter?!"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Ten minutes later, Xu Jiangshan stood aside and watched Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian, who were fighting in full swing, still threw a snowball and hit Liu Pingan on the chin. "The hypocrisy is dead!!"

Zhang Yitian applauded "beautiful!!"

Xu Jiangshan rounded his arms and threw a snowball right in the middle of Zhang Yitian's handsome face, "You too!!"

During the melee, Xu Jiangshan's physical strength slowly failed to keep up, and because of this, he was ridiculed by [-] critical hits from the local area.Therefore, Aunt Li thoughtfully called Xiaohong and Xiaolu, "Quick! Babies! Save brother!!"

The war of the century ended in darkness.

It gets dark early in winter, and it’s only six o’clock when it’s dark and you can’t see anything clearly. Zhang Yitian threw several snowballs at Liu Ping’an, who was his accomplice. Liu Ping’an, who hit him, called his father. into the house.

Because there are not enough bathrooms for bathing, Liu Pingan used one with Zhang Yishan habitually, and Aunt Li took Xiaohong away. Xu Jiangshan saw that Aunt Li had a hard time taking care of two children, so he bravely said that he would give Xiaolu a bath.

As a result, Xu Jiangshan knocked his head on the sink when he bent over to pick up things while washing, and he leaned on the sink for a long time. He shampooed.

After slowing down, he came out with Xiaolu in his arms and dressed him. Xiaolu ran out to find Aunt Li. Xu Jiangshan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. After turning on the screen saver, a message popped up: Tang Jump Jump invited Sean to join the communication group of Class 2 of T Town Experimental High School.

Xu Jiangshan thought about it and agreed.

As soon as he agreed to a series of prompts, there was a quarrel, and Xu Jiangshan shook his phone and fell to the ground with a "slap", accompanied by the scream of Xu Jiang remembering his more than 1000 mobile phones.

"Ahhhh!!!"

Liu Ping'an and Zhang Yitian, who were next door, just finished their work and heard the horrific cry and hurried to Xu Jiangshan's house, wanting to see what happened.

The two hurriedly opened the door of Xu Jiangshan's room, and saw Xu Jiangshan standing in the bathroom with a towel around his body, his hair hadn't had time to blow, it seemed that he had just taken a shower.At this moment, Xu Jiangshan was looking at the inside of the toilet with a look of grief, completely ignoring the existence of the two of them.

Liu Pingan and Zhang Yitian walked over and stretched their necks to see that it was a mobile phone.

Liu Pingan: "Hey, I thought it was a big deal, isn't it just that the phone got in the water? Pick it up and blow it with a hair dryer and it still works."

Xu Jiangshan was surprised, "Ah? Really?"

Liu Ping'an looked fussy, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fish, "Look, you still don't believe it, I used to have a mobile phone that was soaked in water to blow it off and then use it." Then he started looking for tools to help Xu Jiangshan clip the mobile phone out.

Xu Jiangshan nodded and then heaved a sigh of relief. You must know that this mobile phone will cost him a month's living expenses!

Zhang Tiantian pushed Liu Ping'an away, "I'll do it! What kind of broken tools do you use! They are really more hypocritical than the children in the countryside!"

Liu Pingan was taken aback by the push, "I..."

Xu Jiangshan "Hey!! Don't!!!"

Zhang Yitian took out his mobile phone with bare hands, and raised it high, "Ah quack quack! I'm the best?!"

Xu Jiangshan "...just now Xiaolu was urinating in it"

Zhang Yitian shook his hand——

"Crack"

Xu Jiangshan's cardiac arrest "..."

Liu Pingan didn't have time to stop "! Erhua!!"

Zhang Yitian got into a catastrophe, and Xu Jiangshan's cell phone fell into the toilet again.

Moreover, there was an obvious big crack on the screen of the mobile phone during the collision. Xu Jiangshan tried to dry it with a hair dryer and then pressed the power button privately, but the phone did not respond. He tried it a few times and it was still the same. He was frustrated Sitting on the bed with the phone in hand, I don't want to wear any clothes anymore.

Zhang Yitian said that he would pay Xu Jiangshan, but Xu Jiangshan also knew that his mother would take a lot of effort to give him money, and he would definitely not tell his mother about this kind of thing, and then he would have to deduct his living expenses, and then he He will eat and drink with him, and he has to take care of him like a son.

"Need not"

Zhang Yitian: "Huh? I don't need to pay? School belle...you are so kind, I'm going to cry"

Liu Pingan kicked him out, and showed Xu Jiangshan his mobile phone, "Jiangshan, look at this, it says that the mobile phone can be repaired without spending any money, and it will try everything!"

Xu Jiangshan became interested, "Huh?"

A post was displayed on Liu Ping'an's mobile phone page, titled: How to fix your mobile phone without spending money! !

Xu Jiangshan watched and read "The first step, put the mobile phone into a mahogany box"

Liu Pingan: "Huh? It's a bit unscientific, isn't it? But...it won't do any harm to your phone anyway, try it?"

Xu Jiangshan thought for a while, this doesn't seem to be very reliable, but after all, there is nothing worse than now, he gritted his teeth, "Okay!"

Zhang Yitian also came over, "A mahogany box? I've seen one before, isn't there one in Grandpa Xu's room?"

Liu Pingan: "...so?"

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Xu Jiangshan secretly took it while Mr. Xu was asleep.

Liu Pingan: "Okay, the second step, uh... Find a big lock that doesn't have a paired key at home and lock the box with a steel chain, shouting watermelon big pineapple three times to send your prayers and sincerity to heaven"

Zhang Yitian: "I saw the one who locked the door just now..."

Xu Jiangshan interrupted him, "Your eyes are very good, you can see everything, you don't need to look at my house for a while."

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan "poof" let you owe.

Xu Jiangshan "There is a lock picker near us, I will buy a dead lock with a big lock without a key"

Zhang Yitian took out his pocket and took out a one-dollar banknote, "It's all a little thought"

Xu Jiangshan "rolled the calf"

Zhang Yitian "Oh"

Liu Ping'an laughed and couldn't take care of himself.

Xu Jiangshan bought a one-meter-long large lock chain and an old-fashioned large deadlock for twenty.

The three of them worked for a long time to tie up the small palm-sized box with a one-meter-long chain, and there was a loud "click" when the big lock was fastened.

The three sat on the ground to rest for a while, and then none of them wanted to say the spell because it was too fucking embarrassing! !What the fuck is this broken spell? !Can they read mentally retarded words like watermelon and pineapple? !

Xu Jiangshan "Don't hear the sky in the house, go to the yard"

Zhang Yitian "..."

Liu Pingan patted Zhang Tiantian on the shoulder, "We've come this far, let's try it."

That night, each of the three of them yelled watermelon and big pineapple three times, which attracted many fruit lovers to watch. Xu Jiangshan used his strong psychological endurance to make Liu Pingan quickly start the third step, "find a piece of land near the cemetery and dig a pit"

Xu Jiangshan: "There are only four steps in total. You can see what is needed in the last step so that I can find it together, and then I will see when my phone can be restored."

Liu Pingan: "Okay, okay, let me see"

"The fourth step...buy it and leave it for 130 years. By then, you might forget about it."

Xu Jiangshan "..."

Zhang Yitian "..."

There is another sentence behind "Liu Ping'an". Of course, if your grave is close enough to your mobile phone, it is not impossible to have it again. Believe in miracles, I am the miracle, and the miracle is me! I am Tutu!! Remember me ~I love you guys"

Xu Jiangshan "... Tutu?" It sounds so familiar.

Zhang Yitian: "Well, Xiaohua, I'd better pay you, I don't think your phone can be taken out"

Liu Pingan looked at the tightly bundled box at his feet and nodded, "It's impossible to open it."

Xu Jiangshan "..." Why is my birthday so heart-wrenching? !

Xu Jiangshan waved his hands dejectedly to indicate that it was good intentions for these two old fools to stay away from him.

"Xiao Jiang! Come on! Don't be outside, it's so cold! Your grandpa brought out the cake!! Come back and eat the cake!"

Looking at the brightly lit and warm room, Xu Jiangshan finally raised the corners of his mouth, and was almost knocked down by two old fools who were reincarnated from starvation behind him.

Hungry Ghost One "Ahhh! Cake!! The last time I ate cake was six years ago!!"

Hungry Ghost #[-] "Ahhh! I forgot when was the last time I ate cake!!"